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Shit I can't even be excited for oneus's comeback cause they haven't addressed the many times the members have been in durags. First hwanwoong with NOW, with hwanwoong's solo, and xion wearing one for their radio show.

Like it pisses me off because I only saw ONE person even mention it, and I'm the only person on Instagram calling it out either. What tf am I even supposed to do since I messaged rbw's account and I just get drowned out by all the other messages of support.

Like why tf would a company that's always been shitty (keep putting groups in durags, despite the controversies so like... They know). Listen when no one is even complaining.

Also like they've been around six fucking years not doing cultural appropriation, they've never worn it for personal looks, so why fucking now? It's like rbw wants to purposely ruin their reputation.

Sorry for my rant it's just so frustrating, cause how else do I even make my voice heard? Is there anything else I can even do, cause obviously my comments aren't working.

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A Caldarus imagine because I'm obsessed with him

Caldarus x gn!Reader (written in second person without gendered pronouns so anyone can enjoy)

Pure fluff, no warnings I can think of but don't hesitate to inform me of anything I may have missed.

It had become your daily routine to see the dragon who resided in the statue on your farm each day. As nice as everyone in the town was, despite being in a statue form, Caldarus was the biggest support for you. It was a quick habit that formed at the start of your day to speak to him, make sure he was fine, and even decorate the land around him to give him a pleasant view to see each day.

After Caldarus took on his more human form to save you, it would leave a bad taste to you to not make your way to visit him each day. It felt lonely otherwise, and honestly you wanted to make sure he was recovering fine in his unstable shape.

As time progressed the temple and deep woods became a relaxing space for you. Away from your duties at your farm, away from the mines, or tasks to help improve the town. It was the space that was away from all of that hustle.

Caldarus was always happy to have your presence nearby, though he would feel like he didn't deserve your precious time in your busy days. Though he no longer would bring up that you needn't not visit him, after your many times of expressing you wanted to see him.

The more you spent time together with him, the more time you would find yourself there. Whether it be having a picnic by the pond or listening to him playing his lute.

If you had an especially busy day, you always made sure to make sure your animals were back in their barns, before heading to his temple as the sun went down. On these nights there were many times you were too tired to make the effort of traveling back home (don't let people tell you teleportation isn't draining, even if it's quick.) and had the habit of falling asleep there.

And what would ensue with that? Caldarus offering you his bed and before you realize it he plans to lay with some sheets and a pillow on the floor, not wanting to dare to make you uncomfortable by sleeping by you. Of course you would then insist that you could just sleep on the floor instead, as you didn't want to revoke his bed privileges in his own home. This would go back and forth until you both give up and sleep in the bed together, cause it honestly doesn't make either of you uncomfortable from it, it's just the principle of being respectful lol.

Expect his tail to smack you a few times unconsciously throughout the night though, or for it to instinctively lay over you in his sleep. Despite him giving his best effort while still awake to avoid accidentally getting to close. Like you would almost think he was a statue again with how stiff and still he would be.

It would be very obvious through the passing of seasons and more time spent together that anyone from a distance could tell there was chemistry in the air. Nothing was ever really said for a while though until what would probably be, well, a really simple interaction.

Either an accidental confession of just speaking about feelings, not realizing until after that it was practically a confession. Or the more funny option of speaking about another town member and how your day went with them, and Caldarus just asks if you liked them romantically under the guise of being curious about you and you just stand there and say "you... you know I like you... right?"

And then he just stand there for a second before getting absolutely embarrassed and saying that he had hoped it was mutual, but couldn't help having some doubts he was reading too into it before.

Tysm for reading! I hope you enjoyed this little thing I just had to get out my brain 🧠

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I swearrrrr media literacy is dead cause when I TELL YOU I'll block minors and ageless blogs for interacting with my suggestive works... I DO THAT. it's not some fake warning, it's a warning that I WILL block you.

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Honestly wondering if the reason I'm into humanoid non-humans is because sometimes I just feel like I happen to look human, but not that I am one....

Anyways enough introspection. Getting bit by vampires anyone? Or even better... Biting a vampire back?

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Game Time 🎮

Seoho x Reader

Warnings: one slightly suggestive bit (ageless blogs + underaged will get blocked‼️)

Might make a part 2 to this, not decided yet, but if I do it would be a bit more spicy. (This is written gender neutral, but the next part would be more fem centered since it's what I know best)

If there was one thing that was a guarantee, it was that you and your boyfriend Seoho had quite the competitive streak. And what made it even more evident? Fighting games. 

Even though he was more of a street fighter guy himself, your favorite was mortal kombat so he had practiced a bit secretly so you would be on an even playing field. And boy did it pay off... The whole gaming session had been neck and neck, both of you barely managing to be the other each time. 

You have a reputation to keep. No way you would let your boyfriend beat you at your favorite game, it was time to play a little dirty. Besides the times you were specifically sentimental on date night or etc, you typically weren't that touchy with each other as quality time and acts of service were much more y'all's style. In a time like this that worked in your favor.

Slowly during the match you tried to subtly move closer to Seoho, your arms occasionally brushing against each other while you played. Other than his arm stiffening a bit at the grazes it didn't seem to affect him too much, outwardly at least, especially since he kept his focused game face on.

Okay, time to kick it up a notch then... You may have let him beat you this round just for this moment. With a huff of disappointment you took your hands off the controller, letting your arms fall to your sides. Since you had already conveniently scooched so close to his side, your hand happened to 'accidently' land higher on his upper thigh. It was just subtle enough that it seemed like it wasn't on purpose, but was still just enough that it caught him off guard for the next round.

Seoho's cheeks flushed and his ears turned red. It took him a second to process that the next round had started and that you were already landing hits on his character. Soon the match finished and "finish him" was on the screen. Victory was all yours! Now you just had to do the right combo for the fatality... and... unsuccessful... Oh well. 

"Suck it!" You stood up and did a victory bow to the non-existent crowd. 

"Now how was that fair?" He pouted and crossed his arms, complaining shamelessly. 

"How was that unfair in any way?" No way you were going to give away that you tried to throw him off on purpose. "Just can't handle me being successful, can you?" 

"You know what you did..." He sighed and wrapped his arms around your waist, rocking you back and forth to get back at you a bit.

You turned around in Seoho's arms to face your accuser. "I don't know what you're talking about." Nope. You weren't going to admit to anything.

Seoho unwrapped his arms from your waist and puffed out his cheeks. He didn't want to admit what it was either, since he didn't want to admit such a small touch was enough to get to him. It was so brief, how could that have even gotten to him and thrown him off his game?

"Whatcha all quiet for hun?" Despite the slight teasing tone, you almost were starting to feel a little guilty for it now that he was so shy. 

Seoho groaned and grabbed a pillow, shoving his face into it to hide his blushing. He mumbled a muffled "evil..." into the pillow.

ᴴᵒⁿᵉˢᵗˡʸ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉˢ, ˢᵒ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢⁿ'ᵗ ᵛᵉʳʸ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵈᵒᵒᵈᵒᵒ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ˡᵒˡ, ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵒⁿ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᴵ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᶦᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵒʷⁿ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ

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FUCKKKK I hate writing. I just don't know how to end off a one shot I'm writing ahhhhhh. To stay fluffy or to turn smutty is the question...

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Going to miss Seoho so fucking much. I've never gotten this emotional over an enlistment before. Like what do you MEAN I'm getting all sad and such despite me seeing this happen with so many idols from groups I stan.

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Me too... Me too...

Me and hwanwoong have a lot in common, cause what do you mean I've literally become speechless over his ass TWICE?

Wheres that one "his slutty looks and snatched waist have captivated me" post I'm thinking abt Lee Seoho again

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If you've ever thought about writing a letter to your favorite group, but then decided against it because you assumed it would be too expensive... GO DO IT!

I just sent a letter to oneus and it only cost me $1.60 to send... Packages on the other hand ARE expensive, but honestly words are good enough to show your appreciation. You don't have to drop a ton of money.

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I want to eat him

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So bringing this back because unintentionally I watched the same video and had the exact same reaction..... Seoho the man you are. You're very powerful against me apparently.

Ok it's official Tumblr didn't want me to post that I cried over a man's ass today, like the whore I am

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Honestly I'm just imagining Seoho with a partner who also hates skinship (cough it's me, I HATE being touched). PDA is practically non-existent and the members are fully questioning if y'all are actually even in a relationship or just trying to pull a prank on them by saying you are.

Now that doesn't mean you never touch each other, but you mostly just like to enjoy each other's presence rather than needing to physically show it (aside from a few pecks and kisses when being sentimental). But also.... Both of you will touch each other mainly to fuck with the other one. Oh? We're in the middle of watching a show? Let me just pull you into me and smother you. Laying in bed? Let's just shove our cold feet onto each other. Taking a shower with the other is getting ready as well? Just pinch their backside.

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I know the oneus fandom is practically dead on here, but I'll post my venting anyways.

It's really disappointing that after two years people are still hung up on r*vn, and even moreso that under the comeback teaser actively voiced disdain for them releasing ot5 title tracks versions claiming that rbw had to be forcing them to do this.... Well guess what they said THEMSELVES that they were the ones who wanted to do it and that THEY worked with rbw to figure out the right way to go about it.

Was it not enough when two years ago they had to beg in tears for him to stop being mentioned, because idiots kept sending them shit saying they'd never amount to his talent and were nothing without him? Is it not enough that they have straight up said if you talk about him you aren't a real tomoon? Was their first comeback after he left, where the message was literally about destroying the old version of you and creating a new one, not clear enough? They DONT want to be associated with him so STOP doing it. If you want him so bad see his solo work, but I'm going to keep being a tomoon who sees the value and worth in ot5.

I was lucky enough to see them on tour (actually right after he left) in ATL and they performed amazingly. I got a group picture and hi touch and they were very sweet, with what little was able to be said. Knowing how much people keep trying to tear them down is just awful especially with how hard they work. Their concert was truly one of the best concert experiences and I've been to quite a few kpop concerts now.

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[Biblically Accurate Rat] 🐀 🪽

By me :)

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This is me Aya.. ‏🇵🇸

Imagine you wake up with nothing left.That's exactly what happened with us .we moved from having everything to having nothing.In a blink of an eye ,we lost everything, our house ,dreams, memories belongings and our works. We are starting from zero and need your help to climb the leader step by step from scratch.

All the positive words cannot express how generous you are, especially in sharing my posts to inform other donors about the people of Gaza who are still suffering from the terrible conditions caused by the unjust war on Gaza!

Please continue to support us by donating directly or by sharing the link to let others know. Don't hesitate to help people in difficult and miserable times until the dark days are over. 🙏🏻🍉

https://gofund.me/c4c2cf82

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Sorry it took me a few days to see this, I had been busy and didn't get the chance to check on my Tumblr. I'll always do my best to try and spread the word ❤️🍉

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Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..

My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.

Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏

If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b 🔗

Of course I'll share! I sadly don't have the money to donate, but I'll help spread the word of your gofundme❤️🍉

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Still can't get over how feral these pictures make me 🥴 dark oneus concepts>>>>