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THAT ONE INTERVIEW THING WHEN THAT ONE FAN ASKED ANTHONY MACKIE SOMETHING AND HE WENT "WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?"AND THE FAN REPLIED RIGHT, THEN HE WENT "WHO IS TUMBLR" I LITERALLY FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR CLUTCHING MY HEART

ABORT MISSION THEY HAVE FOUND US AHAHA

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Requests temporarily open until 20 July for MCU (Bucky, Sam, Yelena, Tony Stark, etc), Mission Impossible (Ethan, the whole gang), etc just request :DDD

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Mdni?

HUH? no no no no anyone can interact, content suitable for all ages, no inappropriate stuff here. hope thats clear hehe

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bucky, reading the morning paper: “Local Man Nearly Gets into Brawl with Ducks at Central Park”

y/n: haha what? that’s so crazy what’s wrong with people

y/n:

y/n: *leans over to see the paper*

y/n: why is alexei’s photo there

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Is your name actually Scott? I like to see peoples bios to know like their name and ages and interests and hobbies and stuff but didn’t see anything. so thought I should ask

Well, call me Scott. Like Moby Dick's first line, hehe. Username's a SMALL wordplay on some characters I like. Am thinking of putting something in my bio, so its not entirely boring. Thanks for the ask, its my first one :)

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Y/N : Sherlock. Sherlock : What. Y/N : How do you make an idiot say how? Sherlock : Ugh, you and your silly riddles. *says it in a low voice; what he said oblivious to the overhearing Anderson* Y/N : *rolls my eyes* not the answer but acceptable. Anderson : Okay, I'm curious. How? Sherlock : ... Y/N : ... Y/N : *bursts into laughter; Sherlock smirking* Anderson : *furrows his eyebrows and shakes his head* Psychopaths...

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When you realize the fate of the universe is basically now in the hands of these two idiots.

GIF and Meme responses only please.

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Bucky, talking to the Thunderbolts: So I keep a picture of him in my wallet.

The Thunderbolts: Aww..

Bucky: When I'm sad, i take it out and look at him. And I tell myself, "If I can deal with this idiot then I can deal with anything all of you throw at me."

The Thunderbolts: Oh..

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I dreamt about an apparent LOTR sequel where there's a Sauron part 2 and pink castles and Legolas shaved his hair off and spoke in a South American accent and played piano

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I dreamt about an apparent LOTR sequel where there's a Sauron part 2 and pink castles and Legolas shaved his hair off and spoke in a South American accent and played piano

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When Scarlett Johansson joined the Marvel universe all the way back in 2010, she did not have the ability that current actresses in the franchise have now and that is the ability to be seen as a valuable member of the team as opposed to an accessory.

My girl was being sexualised at every single interview, being asked if she wore underwear under her black widow suit and even being groped by interviewers. Natasha’s background was only slightly explored and her fighting style consisted of wrapping her legs around men’s heads in order to further appeal the male audience.

Yelena has the story arc she has and the ability to grow as a character because Scarlett fought for her to when she was producing the Black Widow movie. It makes me so upset that she knew she would never get the superhero experience that the men around her had, so she put aside her own spotlight in order to give Florence the standing that she couldn’t have.

I will not accept Natasha slander because Scarlett put everything she had into that character for a decade and had to go through so much just to be a part of that franchise.

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*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

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Bucky - What time is it?

Y/N - I don't know, hand me the saxophone

Bucky - *hands Y/N a saxophone*

Y/N - *starts obnoxiously playing it*

Sam, from the other room - WHO'S F**KING PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3 IN THE MORNING

Y/N - It's 3 in the morning.

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Y/N - Bucky and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Steve - (Sighing) What did Bucky do?

Y/N - He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Bucky - Hey, who wants a steering wheel?

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Me looking at this cast of grown adults: baby girls

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Y/N: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Avengers: Awwww-

Y/N: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Avengers: Oh.