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- the x-files - 1.02 Deep Throat

part 1

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THE X FILES 1.12

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

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Okay, I think I’ve found it—perhaps the weirdest Gillian Anderson photoshoot? (Which is saying a lot)

If anyone knows what’s going on here feel free to step forward.

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Something funny that I do is whenever I see bullshit chronically online opinions, I just lean so hard in the other direction that nobody knows what to say to it.

"You cant like Blorbo from my shows because you'd be supporting murder."

"Actually, I think we should normalize killing people."

"....what"

Its funny because these people actually think you're being serious- they genuinely just assume the worst about everyone.

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Close up/detail from a painting I did of MSR…

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what she says: i’m fine

what she’s thinking: david duchovny and gillian anderson have known each other for longer than they haven’t and they’re forever intrinsically linked in the public eye. whether they ever had an affair or admitted to any kind of romantic love offscreen we will never know but either way their bond is so profound that they changed the trajectory of fandom and left fans, interviewers, and colleagues alike scrambling to discover just what happened between them. but what happened between them was everything, probably every human emotion at one time or another, and can’t ever be summed up in a single term because they shared so many different points and aspects of their lives. they didn’t even have a choice about most of it and yet they still made it work on levels that no one else can comprehend. they are and always will be constants in each other’s life and whether or not it’s love, it’s beautiful.

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Nothing that you've grown or foraged yourself can have calories. Calories come from the manufactoring process, somewhere between the farm and the store. If you're eating something growing straight from the dirt, where would it have gotten calories from? The dirt? Ridiculous. Try eating a handful of dirt, see if it has any nutritional value. It doesn't. Calories come from the store, not from the dirt. If you know that no other human being has touched the thing you're about to eat, who would have put the calories there? You? Absurd. Why would you do that to yourself? You wouldn't.

Things you grew and gathered yourself straight off the ground do not, and cannot, have calories. It is simply not possible.

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some x-files doodles!

more fanart of one of my favorite shows!! on a par with twin peaks, to the surprise of literally nobody because both shows are besties

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PAUSE

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Sorry i’m normal. im normal. im normal

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Hulu is removing x files!! Says I can only watch for 13 more days like no YOURE the one who only has 13 days left. B4 I kill you. Bc that’s literally the only reason I have Hulu you are useless to me now.

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Everyone say thank you Olive Garden

As an Italian, this means a lot.

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Finally tol is same height as smol.