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I need humanized Dinotrux, I haven’t seen it yet and this used to be my OBSESSION

Like all the mains + Revvit

I got so much ppl asking me this and the only reason i have not done it before is because 1 i suck at drawing humans, i always and i always will, and 2 i have no clue what to do with it

But here are my final attemps (cuz i tried it be4 and failed more then misarebly)

Ty n Rev :)

I actually love Revvits design

Skya and Ton Ton

Yeeeey

And of course my therapist Dozer ✨️

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Look up "Estonian Romeo and Juliet". You won't regret it.

I... i... i feel complete...

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My human versions of the Legion of Zoom!!

Okay so i drew all of these up last week (except for Prank, the Prank one is a bit older) and its finally time to show them!

First is Prank :)

Prank was by far the easiest to do, because of the facial colors it was easy to imagine his makeup, and i wanted to give him some joker vibes with the purple and the green, i also worked the tire colors in his shoes. I love the little rip in his jeans and the little heart on his face, but most of all the tie, i think it suits him so well hehe

Then we have Jestah <3

Okay so this was kind of a struggle, because i know Jestah has two little pigtail shaped ears on her hood, but i did not imagine human Jestah with that, so it became a wild bush of red curls, wich i thought fit her well. I also see her wear bracelets and chains she makes by herself, wich turned out to looks so good. It was ,inda hard figuring out a Harley Quinn kinda vibe in her clothes while keeping the colors of the orginal character, because it is Jestah after all, and you do need to regocnize her back, but i think it worked out very well with the skirt and stuff :) i especially love her leggings, shoes and pride pin heheh and her chain is full of refs to her teammates :>

Quizz! Okay me fave!!

Quizz was surprisingly easy to do, with his color palette and "make up" (the yellow eyes) so his eyebrows r just yellow. I decided to give him some question mark earrings, his clothes were super easy to figure out because i knew where to put the colors, and also all the terqouise/bluegreen on his clothes are glow in the dark. Just thought that was cool :p

Moving on to Snowy..

I decided i wanted to take a different approach with Snowy because most of the human version of the zoomers i have seen he wears winter clothes, and i understand that, bc hes an icetruck and everything, but why would he wear like jackets and coats and beanies and gloves while the others are out wearing skirts, shirts and shorts? So i decided to give him more stylized, neat clothes with an older vibe, to show he is the most gentle one of the zoomers, and make it easier for him to fit in with the rest of the group. It just looks off to me when hes the only one dressed in full winter gear when Jestah is there standing next to him in a skirt or something. So i decided to do this. I personally think it looks good and it seems like something he'd wear if he was a human :3

And then, theres.... Ducky

LET ME EXPLAIN

With most Ducky humanversions i have the same issue and i do with Snowy. He mostly doesnt fit in with the group. Ducky, from what art i have seen, wears swimwear in his human versions, and it looks so off to me. Blud is in the middle of a city and wears diving equipment and a rain jacket?? So i kept the jacket, but this is the emptiest and blandest version of all of these because i had no idea what to add. Because i personally dont really like Ducky and i dont know him super well so i didnt know what fitted him and what didnt, so this is a kinda boring hv, i dont like it much but i do think it fits better then swimwear

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✨️ I have my moms last name ✨️

Too shy to tag ppl but anyone who comes across this can join

Share a fun fact about yourself! I stick my thumbs up at firetrucks whenever they drive by

And im one of the like 7 cars 2 fans out there

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We've had High ROX, now can we have SkyHigha?

Im working on more

I shall create more of this im having too much fun

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Just saw the Dump Kingdoms post and I NEED HIGH SKYA SO MUCH.

SHE EATS GEORGE'S BISMUTH ORE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS AND GOES NUTS

AND SOMEHOW SINGLEHANDEDLY FIGHTS OFF THE D-BROS WHILE THINKING SHE'S PLAYING PATUNK WITH THE CLOUDS OR SOMETHING

(Bonus: Ton-Ton also eats some and starts a cult of the Giant Straw God)

This might very well be the best ask i have ever gotten

Skya got uhm.. she found georges stash

Dozer has issues

And then Ton Ton started a cult (D Structs is a member dont tell Ty)

I had so much fun drawing this, its so stupid 🤣

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Sighs in "where is my life going"

Jumpscare.

OH MY FUCK

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Equestrians are the snobbiest most entitled pathetic people ever lmao

They always out talking down football and motorsports, you say one thing about horse riding, your life is permanently ruined because sitting on an animal is more of a sport then actually running around and a whole army of angry 12 year old girls with terrible edits and stick horses will whine about hard they work and everybody hates them

Literally so snobby and entitled, i met one today and she started yelling at me because i spooked her horse (a twing next to me snapped and it spooked the horse) and this bitch starts YELLING at me like "yr spooking my horse" and i was like "bitch im justbwalking control your fucking horse youre the one holding the reins" and she has the audacity to scoff at me and walk off like the spoiled princess she is.

I fucking hate equetrians

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have you ever watched Christine 1983?

No but as soon as i find a streaming service where it is on or i find it on the internet i will! It honestly seems like such a cool movie and i love Christines design

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Jumpscare.

OH MY FUCK

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I am very happy to announce i am officially back on my batwheels crack so that means fangirling

And i absolutely love Voice Box

I don't think i said this before. But.

I think Voice Box is genuinly a good individual villain. And i love his design

The headphones on the top are so cool and the music note for eyebrows is so creative! (And took me half the episode to notice for some reason lol)

I love that they made him a totally different vehicle compared to the batwheels and the zoomers. Bam is some sort of Corvette Tesla Porsche supercar modified bat thing, Bibis a sportbike, Buff's amonster truck, Wing's a plane and Redbird is a Canta in disguise and then fucking Music Meister shows up with a goddamn TOURING BUS LIKE OKAY??

At the first picture below i noticed he had music note eyebrows lol

i would love to see him with Prank

I like his slight accent too. In the episode Music Meister and Voice Box steal singing voices from people (ah naur) and Voice Box is owned by the Music Meister, so i actually really love how he has a slightly low boice and a soft accent, its really fun and fits him so well

Anyways who else fw Voice Box? :3

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Live-action sentient vehicle media, in no particular order:

My Mother the Car, an infamously bad sitcom about a guy who finds that his dead mother's ghost has possessed an old-fashioned car.

Fast Layne, which is kind of a ROX/Knight Rider ripoff.

The Story of an Old Tram (Pohádka o staré tramvaji), an old, rather poor-qualiy Czech film about a boy befriending a sentient streetcar in an old depot. Kind of a ripoff of Herbie.

The Dirt Bike Kid, which is sort of "The Love Bug with a dirt bike". It's a genuinely enjoyable movie though.

Heat Vision and Jack, a parody of wacky '70s and '80s action shows, had Heat Vision the motorbike, who used to be a regular guy until a magic NASA ray (just go with it) fused him with his bike and turned him into a KITT parody.

Mighty Machines has a bunch of footage of real vehicles (mostly "impressive" ones like locomotives, construction trucks, etc.) with added voiceover of "the machines" explaining what they're doing and how they work.

Run! Bikuru-kun (走れ!ビークルくん) is a Japanese TV series that's just weird. "Bikuru" is derived from "Vehicle", by the way.

Gråtass the Little Tractor (Den Lille Traktoren Gråtass) is a Norwegisn film series about an old-fashioned tractor that's alive for some reason. It doesn't have quite the special effects budget that, say, Herbie did, but it's still pretty funny. (Gråtass is pronounced "Grow-toss")

Pelle Politibil is a Norwegian TV series about a police car that's alive for some reason. (I think the movie gave him an origin, although a dumb one.)

Run! K-100 (走れ!ケー100) is a Japanese TV series about an old steam locomotive (K-100) that's alive and has no need to stick to rails, and goes on a wacky road trip across Japan.

Omg!! I did some looking into some of these i found most interesting, i am familiar with both Herbie and Fast Layne

So i did hear about Heat Vision and Jack, my dad told me about it at some point, i do want to give it a shot because it sounds creative and it has jack black in it :3

Fast Layne.... oh my god. So from what i know this was a Disney Channel show about a girl, Layne (sorry, what is that name? Who names their kid Layne??) who finds a talking car, in a random shed i believe, i think the car's name was Vin but i don't know what that stands for anymore, i watched a few clips and its very Disney, it seems pretty cheesy to me, however i don't think its a ripoff of Knight Rider or Rox, it makes me think more of ROX but thats mostly because of the futuristic setting and Vin doesnt seem to have much similarities to Rox or KITT. Its not a ripoff, its just idk. I do want to check it out perhaps, because granted Vin's design is pretty well done, but some characters seem annoying and the clips i saw were a bit cheesy and Vin's voice actor does not sound anywhere near a car, he sounds super human, there is no trace of this voice coming out of car, Rox and KITT do sound like they are cars, but they sound human enough to be able to take serious. Idk Fast Layne doesnt look so promising but ever since my terrible misjudgement of Batwheels i don't want to be too fast with my opinion.

Fun fact about me i am actually half Norwegian, so its funny to me that 2 of these are Norwegian and i actually think i saw Pelle Politibil. I have been to Norway a lot in my life and my cousins have watched Pelle Politibil a few times, it looked kind of uncanny to me, because lets be honest the headlight - eye approach in talking car media can either work very well, like it did with Rox, or it looks uncanny, like Pelle, or its straight nightmare fuel, and i have seen a few examples within that range.

Mighty Machines sounds cool! I love a lil car knowlegde and trains are very interesting. Its also funny to put voices over cars, because i remember me and my dad were once stuck in traffic and started recording some cars, then put our voices over them saying stupid stuff to voice the cars over, and it was actually so fun. I'll check it out for sure

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Rox crackfic - High Rox because... idk this is too funny

IK ITS BAD BUT THIS SHIT WAS SUCH A HILARIOUS IDEA I JUST HAD TO OK

"I still haven't found a way to wake him." Rick ran out of the garage. "Rox has been out for a while, what do i do?"

Xavier jumped up from the couch, sprinting his way into the labo. "Well, Rox didnt come with an instruction page. We have to this ourselves."

Ealier that day, the crew had stopped a group of criminals from illegally shipping a barrel of weed. Rox accidentally got a taste of it while driving by. A problem with a car that drives on oxygen... he immediatly started shutting off and on, and after the crooks were finally caught by team ROX and given off to the police, Rox was still out and didnt respond to any words. The team had driven home, parked Rox in his garage and Rick had spent the past 17 minutes trying to wake him.

Suddenly Xavier started laughing. "Wait, it was weed, right?"

"Xavier." Olivia folded her arms.

"What if he gets... up in the clouds?" Xavier chuckled. "How funny would that be?"

Rick sighed, grabbed another tool and opened Rox's door. "That's not funny. And he's a car. He can't get high."

Suddenly, beeping noises emerged from Rox. "Yes! He's responding! Okay, now i just have to turn the car key, enter his password, and that should do it!" Rick said optimistically.

Olivia sighed in relief. "Oh, finally!" More noises came out of Rox and his headlights started depicting weird shapes and circles. Rick turned on the car key and entered the password. The sound of Rox turning on was heard. "Rox?" Rick asked.

Looking at Rox, Olivia noticed something weird. Rox's eyes were green instead of blue. "Oh no."

"Heelllooooo?!" Rox screeched, shocking the crew. "Whose calling me?"

Rick stood up. "Can you tell me your name?"

"Hey Deadpool!" Rox replied. "Nice suit!"

"Rox-"

"And you are a minion!" Rox said, seemingly to Xavier. "And you..." he said while rolling towards Olivia. "You are the prettiest girl i have ever seen." Rox made a sneezing noise. "Hello."

Olivia frowned. "Rox? Do you know my name!"

"I don't!" Rox exclaimed. "And who is this Rox guy! By the way, the walls are moving. And they are smiling at me!"

"Hes actually-" Xavier snorted loudly.

"Rox!" Rick kneeled to the car. "How are you feeling?"

"I feel happy in my thoughts!" Rox stumbled out of his garage. "And i feel... i feel..." he leaned to one side. "Hello, Deadpool."

"Okay, turn him off!" Olivia said. "We have to find a way to repair him."

"Repair? Why? I feel amazing!" Rox snorted. "Oh wow, the walls are so wavy... they are smiling... it looks very disturbing... but i like it."

"Rox." Xavier said. "What is happening to you?"

"Yes, i am!" Rox said. "How do you know that? Youre smart, can you be my driver?"

"I am your driver," Xavier said while walking up to Rox.

"Oh! Lucky me!" Rox drove right past Xavier. "I'm the luckiest car ever." Suddenly, Rox started making sobbing noises. "Oh... you guys mean so much to me... dont leave alone in the daaaaaaaark!" Rox turned around and bumped slightly into Xavier, making him fall backwards. "Rox?" Xavier asked, unamused.

"Minion!"

"My name is Xavier."

"Minion, i love you!"

Rox lowered his body on his tires. Xaviers legs were trapped under Rox, so he couldnt get up. "Ugh! Rox! My legs!"

"My head is tingly," Rox said. "Its like... a troop of butterflies dartling around in my engine. Is that even possible? I don't know."

Xavier grunted, trying to push Rox off of his legs. "Ugh, Rox, get off!" Rox rolled further, making Xavier lay down. "Stop it, Rox!" Xavier screamed.

Olivia chucked, folding her arms. "You good, Xavier?"

Xavier rolled his eyes. "What do you think?"

Suddenly the door opened and Jozefien came walking in, with a grocerie bag. "Guys, i'm back! Sorry Rick, there was no mustard in sto-"

Jozefien dropped her keys at the sight of the labo. Xavier was laying under Rox, Rick was trying to pry the oxygen collector open and Olivia was just standing next to Rox. "Oh, hey Sjoske! We were uhm.. fixing Rox... but something went wrong, and.."

"Why is Xavier..." Jozefien pointed at Xavier, who was half under the car, hiding his face in his hands. "Actually, why do i even ask?"

Rick sighed. "Guys, i can't just remove oxygen out of Rox's system. We're sadly just gonna have to wait ontil Rox used up all of the.. "huffs", and it wears off. But i can try to supply him with new air."

"I love air!" Rox said.

"How are you gonna do that? He supplies himself with air," Olivia asked.

"Well, i can realistically use the hairdryer to forcefully blow air into Rox's oxygen intake, that way he immediatly absorbs it and he will turn back to normal faster!" Rick said while running out of the labo, to the bathroom.

"You're not actually gonna... oh my god." Xavier rolled his head to the other side.

"I don't have hair!" Rox yelled. "Why do i not have hair? Why?!" Xavier groaned in annoyance.

Rick turned on the hairdryer he had gotten from the bathroom. "Rox, stand still."

Xavier hid his face in his hands. He looked like he wanted to be absorbed by a big crack in the ground, and so did Olivia.

Rox was standing still. "Woooooow... that is such warm air..... oooh, oh i love it! Humans are so creative!"

Xavier heard Rox's engine zoom, wich wasnt that hard since it was right above his stomach. "He's progressing the air Rick, keep going."

Rox's green eyes started depicting weird shapes again.

"How do you feel, Rox?" Olivia asked.

"Yes, i am. I just said that," Rox grumbled.

"Look, the green in his eyes is disappearing!" Xavier said. And that was true. Rox's eyes were becoming more blue. Rick turned the hairdryer up. "Come on, Rox..."

Then, Rox groaned and blinked. His eyes were now back to blue.

"Oh my God... what happened to me? I feel very strange."

"You absorbed some... strange air, Rox." Olivia pat Rox on the hood. "But its okay now."

"I didnt do anything out of order, i hope," Rox asked with a hint of guilt in his voice. "And why is Xavier-"

"Get off of me, Rox!" Xavier yelled with a red head. "Get off!"

Rox rolled backwards. "What were you doing there?"

"You drove over me in your high, drunkish look-a-snail-with-wings- thing or whatever you had going on," Xavier said while getting up.

"Oh..." Rox rolled into his garage, seemingly ashamed.

Rick put his tools back in the box where they belonged. "Well, i'm gonna be more careful when we drive you past some tricky truck."

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Idk what it is with the way Michael runs but something about it cracks me up

Like he looks so goofy

I love him

knight rider epic stunt

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"Can we have Ty Rux at home?"

No, we have Ty Rux at netflix

Ty Rux at netflix:

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Do you wish me to purvey onto you my wisdom of "hey, here are a few other live-action living vehicle series that you probably haven't heard of"?

Certainly my friend

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Purveyor of great Dinotrux wisdom... what's this about mutation? I don't recall that being in the show.

You don't? Well, i do :)

Whatever D Stroy has going on, it is DEFINITLEY mutation. And there are a lot of signs that tell you D Stroy is in fact mutated

He is multitreaded: Xee mentions this to Revvit when examining tracks. She says the tracks are multitreaded, "far more powerful." Multitreads bascally mean thicker treadmills, making a trux able to drive on hard, rocky, cold or hot ground easier then an average T Trux.

His horns: even though one is broken he has a pair of horns, wich is most noticable about him if u ask me

His longer arms: D Stroy's arms are significantly longer then Ty's and D Structs's and also far more powerful. D Stroy is seen in the last episode briefly while pushing an Dozeratops away from him, on its horn, using only 1 arm.

His noticable physical strength: D Stroy is very very strong, he is able to take on multiple dinotrux at once much better then D Structs is.

Its also implied D Stroy is very smart and he was the one doing most of the work in supercharged. Lets not forget it took D Structs 5 MOTHERFUCKING SEASONS to get Ty n Co out of the crater, and D Stroy did it in 1 episode. ONE. EPISODE. What took his brother 5 seasons. Like wow.