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And is the bus scheduled for zero minutes in the room with us now

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i've seen some people pointing out issues with betterhelp lately and I just learned of this alternative, it's called sixpenceee heals and

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Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory

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Everyone, we can fix Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet if we just switch the leads.

Romeo wakes up in Hamlet's body and meets the ghost of "his" father telling him to kill his uncle. So if course Romeo just fucking does it, because he never considers consequences, and then gets onto more important shit, like romancing Ophelia, political fallout be damned! But given that he's the son of the murdered king, he'd probably end up on top.

Hamlet wakes up as Romeo and is told that he can't marry the love of his life because his family hates her family. Instead of killing Tybalt and getting Merucio murdered, he's planning elaborate meet-cutes for the two warring families. He's putting on plays about blood feuds and how to overcome them. He either succeeds in bringing the families together or bores Juliet enough with his indecision that the glow wears off and she moves on; both positive options. Everybody lives.

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i continue to be amazed at how most people in-universe assumed lan wangji hated wei wuxian.

anyone can assume that wei wuxian calling him "lan zhan" is just him teasing or being immature, but the fact that lan wangji actually consistently calls him "wei ying" BACK? that alone really betrays how well they regard each other.

like do u see lan zhan courtesy name wangji title hanguang-jun calling anyone else in the entire jianghu by their birth name. he doesn't even call lan xichen some variation of "ge" like any other person would, he calls him "xiongzhang". his full biological older brother. dude.

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you BOOP miette? you boop her a single time? oh! oh! boops for mutual! return boops for beloved mutual One Thousand Times!!!!

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do you boop your paw at us, sir?

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it’s been an honor making the notifs page unusable with you all

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Pin for survivors

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the beautiful parasocial relationship between you and the complete stranger you’ve entered into a boop laundering scheme with

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

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me booping my moots on tumblr circa march/april 2024

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me at every single mutual <3