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me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl:

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I've had a bad day and would like to remind u that these photos of the lotr cast t-posing exist because it always makes me feel better:

Don't forget this one of Frodo giving side eye like a diva:

And this one of Sam always makes me giggle:

And Saruman giving bat wings:

And these guys:

You're welcome <3

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Bruh even when I search x reader fluff 80% of it is smut anyway. It’s not that I don’t read smut but it’s annoying when I’m in the mood for soft fluffy content and I have to sit there and scroll thru porn most of the time. No one is claiming to be holier than thou, it is merely an annoyance when we use the right tags but creators tag fluff even when it’s purely porn w no plot. So calm down, it’s not that deep

I genuinely was just ranting and didn’t expect that post to break confinement in any way, but while I’m here, I’ll bite!

on one hand, I don’t know how to explain to you that the webbed site will not always show you only exactly what you want to see. literally no search engine or site online does that. like i said in the original post, the search results are a conglomeration of what everyone is interested in—if it’s 80% smut, that’s because smut is doing well and people want to read it. maybe not you, but the collective at large. you can blacklist smut in your settings! and if you block a lot of the blogs that only churn out smut, you may find the tag clears up for you considerably. I do this for a lot of hurt/no comfort I don’t want to see, it does work. but your best shot for a truly curated experience is going to be on ao3, not here on the hellsite.

however, I do agree that there has been a HUGE degradation of tumblr tag etiquette over the past few years. people used to get pissed if you cross posted your fic in the wrong tags, and now it’s a free for all. as an example, jjk x reader fics in the honkai star rail x reader tags when none of those characters are even referenced in the post at all—not even in a “i wrote a short blurb and am now saying it’s 20 possible characters from 7 fandoms” way, which is like the easiest, low effort writing ever. people are using every single trope tag instead of just the ones in their fic. platonic fics are being tagged with “x reader” when the “platonic!reader” tag should be used. that sort of thing. the searches are only as accurate as we all are about tagging and a lot of people are just not giving a single fuck about it nowadays. so on that level, anon, right there with you.

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“I’m so tired of searching x reader tags and only finding smut, I want fluff why are you all such degenerates 😭” so add fluff?? to your search?? you don’t get a cookie for your annoying ass, holier than thou puritanical whining. any x reader tag is like walking into a grocery store—there’s everything in there. if you want something specific, go down the right aisle. USE THE RIGHT TAG, add the right words. you can even blacklist the word smut entirely in your settings! and if you’re still displeased, maybe write something for yourself or even contribute to the tag, instead of expecting everyone to magically know what you want. holy shit

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does anyone have the foggiest

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense

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someone you loved just died of mysterious causes and you look out your window..

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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

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girl help I'm having fic ideas incompatible with the amount of free time I currently have

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Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

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flowery tea ♡

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pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering