shittysimpsons

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To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. To live.

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I don’t entertain much. Usually, it’s just salad for one, soup for one, wine for three

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OH, FOUL THE CURSED THING!

WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

CREATED THEE?

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Well, you sure don't look 25 but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me. Here's your first assignment

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Hello, room service? This is Marge Simpson. I'd like a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream and some chocolate chip cheesecake and a bottle of tequila.

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Willie tickles the twine for two!

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Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!

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You' ve changed, man. It used to be about the music.

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If you're looking for that big doughnut of yours, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house.

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I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become.

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Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

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All right, Simpson. Let's go over the signals.

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Cranberry sauce a la Bart

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Now, where are my chili boots?

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The whole damn system is wrong!

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*GASPS* I’m a nerd!