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I’ve cried more times reading fanfic than from any other form of media…BUTLER!! My antidepressant please. Yes, I want it with the Lego Movie cup. Thank you. You are excused.

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Working fast food has just made me yearn for cigarettes

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Shaking ass to Fall Out Boy rn

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Why can’t adults have play pens?? Wdym there’s no princess castle themed tent for my size?? Plague upon ye. I need an enclosed space for maximum imagination production.

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Last night in my dorm consisted of downing white wine and blasting lady Gaga while playing cookie run kingdom…was I at rock bottom? Yes. Was it iconic? Also yes.

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Fighting demons in order to not succumb to the temptation of writing fanfic

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Hyperfixation so bad someone recommended getting an autism diagnosis

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Cried. Send tweet

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

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Just let out a mourning wail so loud bc of an Arcane edit that my roommate actually came to check on me

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I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post

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Some DPS: WHERE TF ARE MY HEALS

Me, who’s been getting camped by a Psylocke the entire game and hasn’t even been let onto the fucking point:

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Me, mid crashout: I’m gonna kill myself

My tapeworm:

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Fat shit or fascist, the choice is yours

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I had a dream that Viktor Arcane took me to a water park and we had a joyous time. This is what I call copium, lads.

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Female hormones are so crazy bc wdym every bad decision I’ve ever made has either been while ovulating or on my period

…on another note

YEOWWWCH!!!

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I understand crayons in a way that scares cishet males

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my hungry ass would NOT survive dungeon meshi

(i ate chilchuck)