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having sex is all abt being fully clothed and humping their leg

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doctor’s note that reads: needs pussy ate from the back

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We need more side!141 rep

Ghost I think would lean side/occasional top due to his backstory and torture. In a perfect world he'd be able to engage with his sexuality unhindered, but alas. With therapy and processing, maybe he'd be able to explore it later. But why push himself when being a side is just as much fun?

I headcanon Soap as being more on the hesitant end of bisexual from growing up Catholic so (at least for now) anal more extreme than his partner wearing a buttplug is a bit too much for him to handle.

For Gaz maybe its just that topping doesn't do it for him. he won't stay hard enough. and he can't relax enough for bottoming to feel good. Maybe he's gotta be drunk to really get in the mood for it.

I headcanon Roach as having undergone similar torture to Ghost after surviving Shepherd, but without that headcannon, penetrative sex may just be too much of a hastle for him to bother with. Hot theoretically, but in practice? Anal is inconvenient. There's prep involved. There can be undesirable & embarrassing occurances. What if he accidentally hurts someone while topping? What if someone hurts *him* when he bottoms? Why bother? His partner is welcome to use a dildo during mutual masturbation, and he's happy to dirty talk for them while they do, but the most he's gonna do is use a fleshlight or grind on their ass/let them grind on him.

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Getting fucked in doggy while they watch porn, ignoring me and using me as nothing but a fleshlight to jerk off in

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need a fwb... father with benefits

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"Wah nobody wants to dom anymore" Have you tried treating doms like people who you respect instead of pleasure dispensers?

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favorite thing ever is leaving this gif in Ao3 comment sections

because A: a shocking amount of people don't know abt the 'img src=' trick to add images into comment sections, and B: well over half of the authors seem to really enjoy the sentiment

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sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.

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“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time

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“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

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If they're not perverts they're NOTHING.

Roach getting off thinking about his superiors getting off thinking about him

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Roach getting off thinking about his superiors getting off thinking about him

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Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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the nsfw 5k special is up on twitter! we're 1k away from a comic like this here on tumblr, too, only i won't be able to post it here haha. i'll probably host it on bsky.