Follows from @nehtseht -He/him for most, for safety (gotta earn the Right to use she/it/they etc)Two-spirit intersex native, not transmasc.24 - DID fictive. Side blog for my own shit.Don’t owe anyone fuckall for info, but. Well.ASPD/NPD substance abuser - don’t wanna dealwith idiots who decide to interact and then get shockedwhen the closed off dude turns out to Not Be Normal.
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Me when my adderall kicks in and I can read more than one sentence
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Age play but im 60. yeah baby just like that..No im not about to cum i cant without drugs we’ve been over this yyou idiot
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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink
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Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?
Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor
Judge: gasp
Jury: gasp
Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling
My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…
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nothing is more thrilling to me than two men NOT fucking
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when something good happens to you be sure to say "this is the result of my latent psychic powers acting subconsciously upon my desires" and when something bad happens to you say "this is the result of God choosing to punish me for not being able to get pregnant"
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I love it when my vocabulary spreads like a disease. Sharing a lexicon with friends is normal, it’s expected. I’m getting my coworkers to say things like “cutiepie” and one time I overheard one of my middle aged managers who is usually very monotone in the way he speaks say “yaaaaaay” in the exact tone that I do.
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wow, your pussy is the [remembering I'm in an airport] THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN TEN MINUTES
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it's kinda slutty when a man has long hair. like what do you want me to do, grab you? lol
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