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My comrade,,,

uwu what will we get up to

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I feel so incredibly bad, I totally forgot this blog existed ....

maybe send some asks and the mods will answer them!

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don’t ask me why it’s ok to stan evil old man simon fairchild and not evil old man elias bouchard. i have no justification for this double standard except that i think simon is funny.

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simp sunday

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Michael shows up to help at random times

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not to cap but like

Tim Stoker trans question mark?

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local bicon busts into work 40 minutes late with starbucks for the whole crew

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you have no idea how much your goddamn username entertains me

thank you! G chose it and it still entertains me (A) as well. have fun on our blog :D

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Simon Tim anon again. All of these are very valid but I raise you this! Peter and Elias never speak on screen, not once, there is legit NO EVIDENCE for LonelyEyes and yet, it exists. My point is if Elias “Absolute Douche” Bouchard and Peter “Literally The Dumbest Person Around” Lukas can be together why not Tim and Simon. Fuck with timelines!! Fuck with Canon!! LIVE YOUR DREAMS

anon I very much appreciate this but Elias and Peter literally do talk to each other in the podcast when peter and Martin confront Elias over Jonah's body...

that being said we will continue to to support any kind of ship on this account. but any having to do with Simon are our favorites

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Tim and Simon ain’t even a crack ship they’re both bisexual icons who thirst too hard and absolutely do not give a fuck about most things in life

anon I full heartedly agree with you but there's nothing there's no tag or fics I have to write all the fics myself and G has to draw all the art plus they literally don't interact in the show Tim is dead when we're introduced to him

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Me Wanting To Openly Thirst For Simon (especially the design on this blog omgg) VS My Fear Of Being Known AKA Getting My Ass Kicked On Tumblr Dot Com

hey with the vast episode, a lot of simon simps are coming out of the shadows so you're not alone my guy. the two people who run this blog (I'll call us G and A cause it's easier) will lead the charge and it's comforting knowing we will have people backing us from the shadows

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listen not my fault that Simon Fairchild is the hottest avatar and he should be paired the canonical hot one!

call it a crack ship if you must but TimSimon owns our asses here on the simon simp blog

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One of you is a king, the other is a legend then. duke it out amongst yourselves

you're too kind. we're all equal in the house of Simon simps

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You are a king and a legend, keep living your best, thirsty ass life and thriving

aye thank you :) I will tell you that there is two people running this account :D

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@ everyone realizing the vast is sexy after the latest episode: hello welcome

we have cake, cookies, and the impending fear that you are insignificant and therefore your life truly has no meaning to you or those around you

oh and Simon Fairchild! sexy bastard-

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