sirpentious-presious

[sirpentious-presious]

"Op-"

this is their dynamic

[sirpentious-presious]

Hello Sir Pentious, I'm Itzay. One of the people staying at the Hazbin Hotel, and this is my sister, Vera. (Mod: @vera0910) Here's a question, What's your favorite type of music to listen to?

"uhhh, country."

[sirpentious-presious]

Hey Fucker!

What are you doing in heaven isn't it boring

-@cherrylovesbombs

"I sort of ssspawned up here... and yeah, its a bit dull."

[sirpentious-presious]

I like your hat

*runs away with your hat*

"HEYYYYY!"

[sirpentious-presious]

*boops your nose*

*innocent blinks*

[sirpentious-presious]

If this gets 100 notes by tomorrow, I'll make a part 2 to my "Trans Alastor comes out to Lucifer" fic.

@oneofwaytoomanyfandoms you know what to do.

[sirpentious-presious]

"... Fine." *puts Jax down*

hey, i heard you like blowin’ up s#^% too?

- @ask-jax-things

"Well, not that much anymore, but sometimesss. And why was sshit beeped out?"

[sirpentious-presious]

"Well, I had been about to do sssomething ssstupid."

HEY EGG LORD!

-@thecherribomb

"What Misss Cherri Bomb?"

[sirpentious-presious]

"Hiii?"

HEY EGG LORD!

-@thecherribomb

"What Misss Cherri Bomb?"

[sirpentious-presious]

HEY EGG LORD!

-@thecherribomb

"What Misss Cherri Bomb?"

[sirpentious-presious]

"Wot?"

hey, i heard you like blowin’ up s#^% too?

- @ask-jax-things

"Well, not that much anymore, but sometimesss. And why was sshit beeped out?"

[sirpentious-presious]

(ITS FINE LOL)

"Okay..?"

hey, i heard you like blowin’ up s#^% too?

- @ask-jax-things

"Well, not that much anymore, but sometimesss. And why was sshit beeped out?"

[sirpentious-presious]

"Why not?"

hey, i heard you like blowin’ up s#^% too?

- @ask-jax-things

"Well, not that much anymore, but sometimesss. And why was sshit beeped out?"

[sirpentious-presious]

hey, i heard you like blowin’ up s#^% too?

- @ask-jax-things

"Well, not that much anymore, but sometimesss. And why was sshit beeped out?"

[sirpentious-presious]

"My Egg Boizzz?"

(He's clueless)

Inflation

WHY DO EGGS COST SO MUCH ON EARTH NOW?! *freaking out* ARE PENTIOUS' EGG BOIS WORTH HUNDREDS OF DOLORS EACH NOW?

@sirpentious-presious

[sirpentious-presious]

"Whattt?"

Inflation

WHY DO EGGS COST SO MUCH ON EARTH NOW?! *freaking out* ARE PENTIOUS' EGG BOIS WORTH HUNDREDS OF DOLORS EACH NOW?

@sirpentious-presious

[sirpentious-presious]

"Hello my dear!"

Lion and Sky: @lionisagremlin Lute: @angelofwrath2 Beelzebub: @ask-the-queen-beelzebub Emily: @emily-the-seraphim Velvette: @queen-of-vees Crimson: @ask-the-mob-boss Papermint: @papermint-the-twink Lucifer: @mischievously-royalty Charlie: @certified-autistic Verosika: @verosikabitch Alastor: @voxtechsmells Vox: @voxtechsmellsgreatactually @ask-vox-anythin Adam: @adamforthewin Blitz: @blitzascbog Andrealphus: @marquis-of-ice Valentino: @mothmandarling Ozzie and Fizz: @ask-asmodeous-and-fizz Fizzarolli: @ask-fizzy-jester Cherri Bomb: @thecherribomb @cherrylovesbombs Mammon: @the-greedy-asshole Rouge: @rouge-the-theif @itzay0910