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When I say I want to be a guy, I mean I want to be charlie day

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oooo you wanna hurt me so bad 🌀🌀🌀🌀 you wanna figure out exactly where im most sensitive and abuse the knowledge 🌀🌀🌀🌀 you wanna hit me over and over and over 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

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Actually I have no clue who that is but thx

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hi..

Hello! !



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Everyday I grieve that House and Wilson didn't continue to live peacefully together in the condo in s6

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my favorite thing about choking??? when the pupils dilate and i can feel the heartbeat pick up pace. like it's okay baby i know, it feels good

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me *coughing up blood, black eye, pinned underneath you, shit eating grin on my face*: wanna make out?

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Hans Bellmer. Plate for the doll 1936

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speaking of poor lesbian representation, do u like caitvi?

I do actually

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I fucking love @yameoto

Don’t we all

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Have u seen Blue Is The Warmest Color?

Yeah I don’t like it

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Do you think Vi is a squirter or a creamer?

vi is undoubtedly capable of both but, by nature, i feel like she’s more of a creamer—especially when being penetrated. even if her pussy is all plugged up and stuffed full, rivulets of creamy cum still manage to dribble down her thighs.

she’s such a leaky, creamy girl.

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˙ . ꒷ 🪼 . 𖦹˙ — anon: “jinx loves painting reader if u get what i mean 😋 (i mean cum)”

#cw. gp!Jinx x fem!reader, facial, unprotected sex (implied), creampie (mention), praise, aftercare. mdni .ᐟ.ᐟ

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

normally? Jinx finishes inside. it’s her thing—watching you clench around her while she spills, groaning about how now you’re hers, how she owns it. “made for me,” she’ll whisper, low and breathless. she’ll spread you open with those greedy hands just to see how deep it went, maybe push it back in like she’s sealing the deal.

but sometimes? she pulls out just to watch it hit your skin like she’s signing her name in the filthiest font imaginable. dripping down your stomach, lower back, thighs—doesn’t matter. she’ll aim, moaning when it lands just right. and she giggles after like the brat she is, murmuring, “you wear me so well” before rubbing it in like it’s lotion, maybe letting it dry on your tits instead.

she loves painting your face, too. she’ll pull out at the last second, stroke herself fast and rough right over you, and groan when the first thick spurt hits your lips, whispering things like, “that’s my girl.” she’ll smear it across your cheek with her thumb, tilt your chin up and coo, “look at that. fuckin’ masterpiece.” and if you stick your tongue out? catch some, swallow, blink all innocent? oh, she’s done.

instant regret if she accidentally gets it in your eye, though. she’s apologizing, panicking, cupping your face like “shitshitshit—don’t blink! baby, i’m sorry, you okay?” she’s suddenly a nurse, trying to flush it out with lukewarm water, her cheeks bright red. “i swear i wasn’t trying to blind you, i just wanted to be hot.”

bonus aftercare?

she doesn’t just leave you like that. not for long, anyway. she’ll grab a warm cloth she’d set aside earlier like she knew she wouldn’t be able to stop herself. she cleans you gently, talking soft nonsense the whole time—“so good for me,” “you’re so cute like this,” “you did so perfect. always letting me make you messy.” then she’ll kiss your forehead, press herself against you, and fall asleep like she didn’t just ruin you in four different ways. “mine,” she mumbles, already half-asleep.

sue me for adding a bit of comedy ok

+ screw tumblr for messing up the gp!content. i can’t put any pics in this without it getting flagged so no layout. :)

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He put the joint out on my chest yayyyyyy