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Had my first craving for something British that I couldn’t get hold of over here. I really wanted a Double Decker, the chocolate bar, but it was 9:20 at night and this is America.

I was about to start crying over it because hormones when I started thinking about how I could trick by body into thinking we got one. In the end we went to a petrol station on the way home from the errands we were running and got a nestle crunch bar and an American Milky Way (which is more like a Mars bar) and I was chomping on them both and it actually worked.

I still have no idea what was in it that my body decided me and baby needed so much to start crying over it. Probably just wanted the sugar since I was so tired from unpacking all day.

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THANK YOU CHICAGO what a great night proving love with THE BOOK CELLAR. up next is TONIGHT IN MINNEAPOLIS. all ticket links are here come trot buckaroos

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nice

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The thing with those “You teleported to X special interest/movie/tv show would you survive?” posts and being autistic is I can’t help but think a little too deeply about it.

Like, I have a neurologically degenerative autoimmune disorder that if left untreated also makes it impossible to function as a human being in the short term before the really bad shit sets in. If I teleported to ANYWHERE without access to my weekly injection I would expire.

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He packed himself 🥹

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Ghost resurrected to contain the beast

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Happy birthday to me, Sebastian Stan, Fidel Castro, Annie Oakley, and the set of twins I went to school with in particular 🥳

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Adverts my husband gets on YouTube: Venus bikini razors, hair products, home styling services

Things he watches: construction and renovation YouTubers, DIY projects, pc building, tabletop gaming channels, bunch of gamers

Adverts I get on YouTube: hot singles in your area! ED medication, men over 40 do this one trick to get RIPPED!

Things I watch: video essays on media, true crime and history documentaries, Skyrim challenges, cats

Look, YouTube, only one of us is a woman and it’s not the one you are targeting.

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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

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Wish there was a way to move without packing. Someone invent that shit.

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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason

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