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Why are people still interacting with this blog lmao

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Final Post

Yeah, this was a long time coming anyways

Due to current events and just straight up not being interested anymore, I am officially discontinuing this AU. I’d already stopped being interested in it anyways but now I might as well officially stop. I’d basically have to retcon a bunch of stuff at this point and I don’t wanna do that.

If anyone wants to use my ideas to write/draw something fine by me go right ahead. I’m not deleting anything on here in case you’re worried about that.

Thanks to all the people who decided to follow me for this! If you want to follow my main account it’s @tack-tick since I post more on there anyways. Mostly memes and maybe fanfic if I ever get around to writing it

See ya there if you follow me there and thanks again for all the support! I had fun with this while it lasted!

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The Dream Team’s main goal is to become basically anarchy pirates after Doomsday.

Like they go all in. They make up sea shanties, install canons on the ship, get pirate outfits the works.

They do find something weird on the ship, which they’ve named The Sea Spirit. An old photo of Dream’s mom, Puffy. They can’t tell who the other people are in the photo.

That’s how Puffy gets recruited into The Sea Spirit Crew because they accidentally found her old ship that she had lost her memories of.

Puffy teaches them the Rules of the Sea and how to be proper pirates. Also how to sail a ship properly.

Puffy is in charge of the pirating side and Dream is in charge of the anarchy side.

They’re just having a grand old time out on the open sea. Besides Dream had kinda been missing just getting to hang out with Puffy like the old days.

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The most powerful being on the server is a pig with wings who calls himself TechnoXD. Not like a pig on two legs no it’s literally the pig mob but with wings

The only people to met him are Dream, Sapnap, and George. Sapnap jokingly threatened called him Bacon Bits and TechnoXD immediately used creative powers to summon a netherite sword and point it at him.

TechnoXD speaks to others telepathically with a voice that sounds way too deep for a cute little pig. He doesn’t really care what anyone does as long as the rules aren’t broken. He’ll sometimes come down as a normal pig mob just to see what’s happening. Has never interfered in the plot besides that one time he took The Dream Team’s new “table”

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ohhh i adore this au. so question time! would the pet wars still happen? who would start them and why? or would there be something else to replace them?

Thank you! Now Pet Wars hmmmm? My apologies if this isn’t right, Pet Wars was before I started watching so I’m looking at the wiki

Also this is long so I’m putting it under a cut

Alright so Tubbo has two bees in two hives named Spins and Spunz. They were the first bees he got and they’re very important to him.

Cue Sapnap deciding to mess with them while dragging Ranboo along. Ranboo only stayed there because he hoped that he could convince Sapnap that this wasn’t the best idea.

Cue Sapnap accidentally shooting the hives and killing the bees. Which results in the two of them immediately booking it.

Then a day later Sapnap needed some leather so he went out and killed a horse. What Sapnap didn’t know was that the horse was named Roberto and belonged to Skeppy and Bad.

Tubbo figured out his bees had been killed very quickly when he came home to an arrow in each of the hives. So, Tubbo figures out that Sapnap and Ranboo had been seen last at his house. Skeppy was away at the time so Bad is the first to find out that Roberto is dead. He’s mad and he offers to help Tubbo and Tommy out.

The plan is Tommy griefs Skeppy’s house, Bad steal Mars, and Tubbo steal the easiest pet that Ranboo had for him to take. After which Ranboo found out and ran off to Sapnap who was being taunted by Tommy. Ranboo tries to explain that he was there to stop Sapnap from shooting the bees, but Tubbo isn’t having it. Bad is also trying to get an apology from Sapnap who won’t apologize until Tommy apologizes for griefing his base. Bad then starts giving Sapnap a lecture about leaving people’s pets alone. Ranboo realizes this is going nowhere fast and he pulls out his trap card.

Cue Techno showing up, very irritated at being dragged into this because he does not care. So Techno tells everyone to shut up and explain what happened. After he hears everyone out Techno very bluntly tells Sapnap to just say sorry so that this whole mess can be over. Sapnap almost protests but Techno gives him a death glare and he does legitimately feel bad about Bad’s horse. Sapnap apologizes and the pets are returned. The conflict is assumed to be over.

That is until Skeppy comes back and is very pissed off that Sapnap basically got off scotfree. While Bad tried to convince him that the apology was fine, Skeppy was not satisfied with that considering he was also attached to Roberto. Skeppy was also under the wrong impression that Ranboo was working with Sapnap when they killed Roberto. Due to this, Skeppy decided to go after Ranboo first and he killed Micheal. Skeppy then kills Sapnap’s fox Sketchers which pisses both of them of.

So The Pet Wars is Tommy, Tubbo, Bad, and Skeppy VS Sapnap, Ranboo, Techno, and Philza. Techno and Philza not really caring that much but hey this sounds like a fun thing to do. After a lot of back and forth of hiding pets and kidnapping pets it ends with Skeppy challenging Sapnap to a duel. The duel is more friendly because neither of them want to kill each other, so it’s just until one of them surrenders. If Skeppy wins he get back the stolen pets on their side and if Sapnap wins he gets back their pets.

Sapnap wins the duel but the two sides both decide this really isn’t a big thing they want to fight about and give back both sides pets that aren’t dead.

The Pet War is not that important overall but it does set the groundwork for a war that honestly lasted way too long. The Hives War. It also establishes a reason for why Bad and Skeppy would join Manberg after the war because they’ve worked well with some of its members.

Whelp, that was longer than I thought it would be. Thanks for the ask!

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Tubbo is currently dead after getting beat up by Techno in prison. He was stuck in there for a week with him but Sam wouldn’t let Tubbo out for fear that Techno would overpower both of them.

Sam still built it and him and Tommy were working on BigInnit Hotel but Tommy is super mad at Sam. As in Tommy yelled at Sam for a long time about this and he’s currently not talking to him.

The entire server is shocked by this turn of events.

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If The Dream Team’s friendship is much better in this au, then Techno and Philza’s friendship is much much worse. As in, it’s basically nonexistent now.

This was due to a series of arguments that ultimately culminated in what would be known as The Wings Incident.

The first argument was right after The L’Manberg vs Raintopia War when Philza discovered that Wilbur had died. Philza was pissed because Techno had promised him that he would protect his son. To which Techno retaliates that Wilbur was already too far gone by that point and he couldn’t stick by him considering all the crap he had pulled. Which even Philza had to admit was fair because Wilbur had gone off the deep end which was especially clear after he executed Tommy. But Techno could have at least warned him ok?

The second argument is after Philza hears about the big angry speech Techno gave to The New Manberg cabinet about he didn’t care about anything on the server anymore. Which also upset Ranboo so Philza went to confront him about it. What followed was a big argument about how Techno was just saying it to intimidate people so Philza told him if he didn’t mean it then why didn’t he just say he didn’t care about Carl anymore. Then Techno tried to apologize but he sounded like he didn’t care which made Philza even more irritated. The argument ends on a sour note.

The third argument is when Techno takes away Philza’s kingship and gives it back to Quackity. Techno says it’s to “protect him” which Philza immediately calls bullcrap on because Technos seen him fight. Techno knows he’s perfectly capable of defending himself. Philza tries to get Techno to admit that he’s taking away his kingship because Techno can’t control him. Ranboo winds up getting involved on Philza’s side and both of them tell Techno to just admit he doesn’t care about them. Philza basically tells Techno that if he takes away his crown, then they’re through. Techno then takes it away anyways.

The fourth and biggest argument is the day after when Techno suddenly tells Philza that he’s adding a no flying rule to the server. Philza is the maddest he’s even been because he’s the only one here who can fly so of course this rule is targeting him. Of course this is just Techno’s way of trying to control him. So he tells Techno in no uncertain terms to go fuck himself and he’s not going to stop flying just because some pig told him not to. Techno just looks at him and says ok. Then he walks off and Philza is too pissed at him to want to talk to him.

Techno uses the key Philza gave him to sneak into his house than night. He walks in with a clean axe.

He leaves with a bloody axe and a pair of wings.

Techno made sure that Philza was punished for disrespecting him and his rules. So he’s grounded Philza, permanently.

Practically the entire server wakes up to screaming from Philza’s house and Ranboo is the first to get there and he’s horrified. It’s abundantly clear what happened. Puffy had also heard it and her and Ranboo start working together fast to patch up his back as best they can. Nobody saw Techno because he used an invisibility potion.

Philza wakes up after three days. He spends one day piecing together in his head who in the world could have done this. His door was left unlocked and he only gave that key to two people, Ranboo and Techno. Ranboo wasn’t strong enough to make such a clean cut and he had immediately rushed over when he heard him screaming so it must have been...

That fucking pig

Whatever goodwill Philza had left for Techno was completely gone. He’s not his friend anymore. He’s not family anymore. Philza doesn’t even use his name when he talks about him, only calling him The Pig. Philza despises who Techno is now but he misses who he used to be.

This was the first nail in Techno’s coffin. As soon as he drove away one of the few people who was willing to stay loyal to him through everything, he had already lost.

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Um, the discord link is expired, could you give another one (and set the expiration date to never if you want it to never expire)?

Shoot it expires?

Sorry, I’m new at discord so I’m just stumbling through it

Here’s the link

https://discord.gg/pKQVpM9cQY

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Made a discord if anyone wants to chat about the AU or anything else really. Seemed like a trendy thing to do

https://discord.gg/7hMdqJ6N

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After Dream summons withers on L’Manberg during the final battle of Raintopia vs L’Manberg he realizes he has to get out of there.

Which is how Dream winds up going to hopefully retire in a wrecked ship he found. He manages to fix it up and makes it into a houseboat for himself with guest rooms for Sapnap and George. Dream plans to retire out there and chill out for a little bit, to the disdain of The Chat.

Dream was planning to come out of retirement anyways but President Tommy winds up dragging him out of retirement sooner than he intended.

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I’m not saying Swap!Dream is a necessarily good person

But he’s better than Canon!Dream in terms of actually caring about some people. Aka Swap!Dream would totally punch Canon!Dream because he said what about Sapnap!

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Hello! Feels like it’s been a while, sorry about that!

So, I’ve decided to do something different for a while. Instead of writing those big long things which I honestly don’t think are that good and I can’t work up the motivation to do I’m gonna do something different.

I’m gonna write these character profiles that tell their personality and what happens to them on the server. They’ll be updated as the story goes on or if I decide to change anything.

I feel like this is way less daunting and will help me organize my thoughts on what role everyone plays in the server.

I’m probably gonna start with Tubbo and just go from there. That’ll be out in a couple of days.

See you guys then! Be sure to tell what you like and dislike about it when I post it!

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So now that the festival is all wrapped up. I’m gonna try something.

I don’t want to move straight to the big final battle of Raintopia VS L’Manberg but I don’t want to write every single thing that happens in this time.

So, I’m asking you guys what you want filled in. Basically, I feel like answering asks so ask me about stuff or send suggestions for something before the big Raintopia VS L’Manberg or backstory stuff

Heck I’ll answer questions about the WR Swap AU because that’s the only way that’ll come up

TLDR I feel like answering questions so send me asks and such. If you don’t wanna see it block the q&a tag

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The Festival Part Four: Aftermath

Last part thank god. Thought it would be like two parts and I’m not stretching this out to five freaking parts

While Tommy and Tubbo are having their friendship moment, Schlatt had decided that he was going to blow this place up. He’s running behind the stage looking for the button when he realizes.

He forgot to label the damnn thing!

Schlatt is ready to just dig through until he finds it when he sees Skeppy and Bad running towards him. With Puffy and Fundy right on their tails. Skeppy had clearly been hit by one of the fireworks and Bad told Schlatt that they needed to go to Raintopia. Even Schlatt can tell when it’s time to ditch, so all Schlatt gives them pearls and they pearl out of there. Schlatt sends the message to Tubbo telling him to get back to Raintopia ASAP.

So, Raintopia squad comes back together in the treehouses. Bad takes one look at Tommy and gently asks him if he can take him to another treehouse so he can treat him and Skeppy with some medical supplies he has in his bag. Tommy looks at Tubbo to which Tubbo nods and mouths “Thank you” to Bad.

Those three go to another house and leave Schlatt and Tubbo behind. Before either of them can say anything, they get a text from Dream which basically tells them he’s almost at Raintopia. Schlatt thinks he should probably tell Dream to fuck off but he looks at Tubbo. He has never seen Tubbo be this furious before and he’s honestly kind of excited to see what happens. So, Schlatt tells Dream to come right in.

Dream comes in and Tubbo immediately walks up to him and basically asks him why the heck he would do that to Tommy? To which Dream tells him that there were like thirty people there all ready to kill him and he had to test out his crossbow at some point. Tubbo, trying to keep himself calm, tells Dream that for someone who values not letting people tell him what to do, he sure did take orders easily. Schlatt is watching them and eggs them on and their shouting draws the other three out.

Tommy’s never seen Tubbo this mad before and tries to tell him that really it’s not Dreams fault. Tubbo tells him that yes it is because Dream was supposed to be an ally! Dream was supposed to be friend and he thought, well he thought that Dream cared. Schlatt coughs behind them and tells them that they should let some of that aggression out and show them a makeshift platform. The rain is pouring down on it and Dream honestly doesn’t feel like it. But before he knows it Tubbo has tossed him and iron sword and Chat screams at him. Despite this Chat is odd. Chat is telling him not to hurt Tubbo too badly. Just rough him up.

No Dream totally hasn’t gotten attached to this bright and optimistic child who likes bees and want to make everyone happy even if it means he gets hurt. Nope he hasn’t that’s just the Chat.

Somehow, Dream and Tubbo end up on the platform. It’s pouring rain and the two have to shout to even be heard. Dream keeps on defending himself and Tubbo just looks at Tommy’s burnt face and dim eyes and charges at Dream.

It’s a quick fight. Tubbo tries his best but he’s tired and going against Dream, one of the best of the best. Tubbo tries in one last attempt to run at Dream but he slips as Dream dodges. He hears someone yell out as he starts to tip off the edge of the platform and he desperately tries to steady himself but the water on the platform is not helping.

Tubbo feels somebody yank on his collar and pull him up. He winces as he falls on the floor and looks up at Dream. Dream gives Tubbo an expectant look and Tubbo sighs and mutters “Thank you” Dream sheathes his sword and walks off while Tubbo gets up and yells at him that he still doesn’t forgive him. To which Dream says he wishes he would because he is. They fought in the rain and Tubbo needs to let the rain wash away all of this. It was washed away after their fight. After all, he’s learned as emperor that the two languages of the world are violence and planning. It’s time for him and Schlatt to come up with a new plot that won’t wash out.

It’s time for a new plot to destroy L’Manberg

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Thought a little more about the WR Swap AU

So, I think that Techno and Philza would swap roles. You’ve got Tommy and Wilbur being exiled by Tubbo and Schlatt stuck there so they decide to do what everyone does when they get in trouble and call dad

Philza is more uncertain when he gets there about what he’s gonna do. He thinks the government can’t be fixed as easily as just taking it back but he still wants to help his kids. Maybe he has the voices now??? But I’m not sure about that.

Meanwhile, Techno is the one who figures they’ve got it under control and continues doing his thing in Hypixel until he gets a tear-stained letter from Wilbur that something wrong with Tommy and he has to help fix him before it’s too late.

Techno goes and he tries to confront his young brother because while he’s always down for a little bloodshed he knows the Tommy he’s seeing isn’t Tommy. Techno tries to talk him down but he’s not good with the feelings and all he can really do is shield Tommy when the bombs go off.

His back hurts like hell afterwards but nothing hurt more than seeing this 16 year old child begging to be killed. Techno really doesn’t want to but all these people are looking at him and he’s never been good with peer pressure and well. He makes sure to hug Tommy in the end at the least.

Techno can’t hold a blade for ages afterwards without his hands trembling.

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Jschlatt and Wilbur were kinda friends in the past. They both just ran into each other a lot and would talk about their problems with each other. They started to get close but Jschlatt got scared of having an emotional connection with someone and ditched Wilbur.

Jschlatt never has and never will admit it but he does regret ditching Wilbur. Maybe he could have helped him out like the Manberg Crew did for him. Maybe they could have helped each other sooner. He feels like it’s one of the worse mistakes he made before he became president of Manberg.

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This AU is really interesting. Do you think you could go into a bit more detail about Quackity and his role?

Thank you! I’m going to assume you mean the Tommy swaps with Wilbur AU. Since that AU has the main duo of Schlatt and Wilbur how about we call it the WR Swap AU. WR stands for their famous water rising video

Anyways, Quackity is a good friend of Schlatts. The two were traveling together, running scams perfectly legitimate businesses. Until Schlatt gets a letter from Wilbur telling him that his little brother has started a nation. It’ll probably only last like a week so does Schlatt want to join in for a little bit? So, Schlatt tells Quackity he’ll be gone for a little while and he leaves to help Tommy with this new nation.

Quackity gets a letter from Schlatt way later telling him that the nation has lasted way longer than a week. Since they lost a member of their nation during the war, Schlatt asks Quackity to come over and help out.

Quackity basically plays the role of Niki in that he joins after the war, has a strong connection to one of its OG members, and he’s the biggest opponent to Tubbo after he gets elected. He’s still got a surprisingly strong moral compass and he actually has a good friendship with Schlatt.

That all kinda falls apart when the nation (no name yet sorry) gets destroyed and he can’t support the chaos that has been caused. He can’t support something that killed two sixteen year olds.

Thanks for the question! You have the honor of being the first question ever answered on this blog!