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*loud floppy incoming footsteps* D-Daddy?
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Karim: sahib is my best friend Lilly: hurt and what am I? Karim: u r my worst friend
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Rick: *answers his phone* who's this?
Lilly: it's Lilly?
Rick: what did she do this time?
Lilly: no! It's actually me Lilly
Rick: what did u do this time?
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Patsy: He doesn’t deserve you. If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone!
Lilly: I’m gone!
Patsy: NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF-
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Rikkard: So, I’m a guy
Lilly: Yeah?
Rikkard: And you’re a girl
Lilly: Yeah?
Rikkard: So. . .
Lilly: [visibly excited] Yeah?
Rikkard: I’m superior
Lilly: JESUS FUCKING—
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Lilly: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee
Karim: That’s weird because I fucking hate you, every—all the time.
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Lilly: Karim can be very aggressive so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching him
Lilly: *runs up and punches him* GET FUCKED
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The icon of this blog is everything
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*spoilers for wattpad readers
karim [to lilly]: you know what
karim: im about to say it
karim: i dont care that rikkard left you
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Lilly: Welcome to Empire House
Lilly: We’re all model employees
[Lilly and Stone putting Rikkard’s stapler in jello]
Lilly: KUMBAYAAAA
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Lilly/Victor: i do love working here it’s just we all have a lot of laughs
Lilly/Victor: fuck off karim im not going to your fucking birthday party
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Lilly: who’s the hottest uber driver youve ever had?
Rikkard: ive never been to oovoo javer
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Lilly: CHOCOLATE TIME CHOCOLATE TIME TIME TO EAT CHOCOLATE
*opens the drawer and it’s just empty wrappers*
murder time murder time time to murder whoever ate my chocolate
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Lilly: Karim can be very aggressive so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching him
Lilly: *runs up and punches him* GET FUCKED
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Lilly: Back at it again at Empire House
*tries to do a flip and knocks over all of the filing cabinets*
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Lilly: I am confusion
Lilly: *points to a pic of her in a tailcoat* why is this Mr Linton
Lilly: *points to a pic of her in a dress* AND THIS ONE ALSO MR LINTON
Lilly: RIKKARD AMBROSE EXPLAIN
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