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WHAT NO THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT

WHAT THE HELL

Super Mario Galaxy was released 10 years ago today

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shove an egg up your ass

shove an egg,,

a wh ole eg g

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(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

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(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

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Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

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27.10.2017 💟 Let’s do the odyssey 🎶

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quick question why does everyone hate matpat so much he just makes inaccurate THEORIES plz n thanks

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therapy

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I love Cuphead

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Do you ever have one of those nights where you just feel your gayness intensify by 1000%

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Pan girls are fantastic! You are not less of a wlw for being pan! You are an important part of the wlw community and we’re so glad you’re here!

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gay culture is confusing your Feelings™ for someone with Being Good Friends with someone

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does anyone else have a problem saying no to kind, pretty girls?? maybe it's just my pansexual ass but like sksks

there are these two girls who absolute GODDESSES in my grade n like, sksk I could GUSH about them all day. They're both REALLY funny, very smart, and they're involved in S O many things and they're SO DAMN GOOD AT ALL OF IT. They're extremely kind as well, and, well, they're beautiful. Anyway they were selling pizzas for their after school church-singing extracurricular and called me over and one of them asked if I wanted to buy a frozen pizza. So not only am I an absolute SUCKER for supporting ANY type of organization, there are these two girls who are always really funny and kind and always talk to me!!! I stand next to them in CHOIR!!!!

I don't even like frozen pizzas but my poor ass bought a $10 one from them. I just, aksksk... I just couldn't imagine making them be like 'Oh no, it's ok. We understand.' because like!!! I barely talk to them because we just aren't friends but like, holy hell!!!! The one that asked me was like 'Oh awesome, yes!!! Thank you so much' and I just DIED

And like, my best friend Veda is another GODDESS And when we were first becoming close friends, (I'm more comfortable with her now so I feel like I can say 'no' without her secretly being mad at me, though I will still do the following...) I would JUMP to help her or do ANYTHING for her in ANY WAY because SHE IS JUST really funny and charasmatic and so god damn interesting!!!! Like I Just Absolutely Love Her and she is beautiful as well and I just LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!! AHHHHH!!!! But like, I will and would ABSOLUTELY LEAP AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO HELP HER IN ANY WAY!!

in essence, i am Weak™ for girls

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For me, 'pick your battles' doesn't mean 'you shouldn't care about those things and shouldn't argue for them', it's 'you've learned when people aren't going to listen to you no matter how well you argue'. You can still try to tell them, but don't get stressed over it. Some people will still choose to be ignorant, even when educated.

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Beginning last summer Twitter user @fuguhitman began illustrating his personal backlog of bird-bread puns. His first starchy birb was the Sparroll and he claims to have at least 20 to work through. With 9 completed thus far, we have one question for him: why did you wait so long to share these works of punny goodness with the world?

Follow @fuguhitman on Twitter to make sure you don’t miss out on the rest of the breadbird flock and little bonus birbs such as this chocolate chick cookie:

[via NOTCOT.]