somadatme

[somadatme]

(chugging an energy drink) ugh i feel weird

[somadatme]

my friends have other friends but i’m trying to be really brave about it 🥺👉👈

[somadatme]

(more anxious than i’ve ever been in my entire life) yeah no worries!

[somadatme]

sorry i didn’t respond to you even though my screentime was 10 hours today my bad

[somadatme]

“no forget it never mind” tell me right now or i will throw up

[somadatme]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier I had no idea that everything would be absolutely fine

[somadatme]

you did something messed up in my dream last night so don’t talk to me i’m mad at you

[somadatme]

well it only hurts a lot so i’ll just ignore it 😄

[somadatme]

don’t mind me i’m just going to sit and wait outside of your door until you notice me

[somadatme]

oh noooo a minor inconvenience guess i’ll just die

[somadatme]

merry christmas babe here’s your present. it’s me. I am the present.

[somadatme]

shoutout to my arms for always being by my side

[somadatme]

i’m so hot i make potatoes sweat 😏 (i put them in the oven)

[somadatme]

you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold

[somadatme]

I eat 15 apples a day and then drive to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall because they can’t withstand my aura

[somadatme]

history interesting as hell like how do they even know that happened

[somadatme]

nice social cue could you please explain it to me i don’t understand