Trump loves the blood money 🪚. Republicans love the hypocrisy.
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Can Katana do the griddy?!
OOC: god forbid I ever touch the internet again after making this. I'm an artist. I can make. Anything.
"GO GAY BOY GO!!!"
OOC: Shuriken probably taught him.
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KISS MY ASS!!
DIE
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I AM ZIM!! AND SO VERY HUMAN AM I….YES.. FOLLOW ZIM NOW (AND BLOCK THAT DIB)
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If you are reading this message and your initials are SK, know that I see you waving outside and am under direct orders not to make eye contact with you.
Also know that I have a bucket of water balloons by my desk.
Lastly, know that if I throw a water balloon, I do not miss.
- Attendant L. Heert
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Me and the gang!
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you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold
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life or bath for dry subspace.
Life...??
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Imperial Officers with Realistic Lifestyles Only - Rebel Scum and Captain Needa DNI
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Some bitch broke into my palace and kicked my ass
They looked like me but blue
If anyone knows that son of a bitch tell them that I'm holding a grudge
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You know Riley, right? Well, one day they just stopped respond and do stuff, I seriously don't know what is happening, I'm worried.
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Has Colette been freed from her capture of Belle yet?
No, she said that she would give me my phone back if I was a good noodle, but almost everything I do makes me a bad noodle in her eyes.
She does give me gold stars if I behave! :3 I even have more stars than Sam :D
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katana are you cracked at mario kart
"He just started playing this game and got first, 5 races in a row."
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HEY SWORD!! MIND TELLING ME WHERE MARSH IS?
@all-mighty-axle-arc
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Hey, uh, Abstergo,
I know we’re supposed to use this for professional stuff, and we’ve gotten into trouble for not doing that, but I need help with something.
I showed up to work this morning and this was at my desk. I don’t get it—it looks like a salad with knives on them. Did I miss something? I mean, I guess I was an hour late but I got into an argument on Reddit and I had to win that.
Are these even real knives? They look….OWWW! I NEED A BAND-AID!!! OWWWW!!
- Intern Jaxon
He really is the dumbest person here.
- Intern Aliyah
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At the ISB, I have the privilege of working with a large team and encountering a number of personalities. It's one of the many things I love about my job. In addition to Supervisor Meero, I am assisting twelve different officers for various tasks.
Today, I started working with Director Orson Krennic. My day begun when he pointed at the empty caf machine and yelled at me "Are you blind?" as a way to request a refill. I appreciate his passion about having things done in a timely manner and believe this will be a good learning opportunity.
I love my job. I really do.
Sending good vibes and glory to the Empire!
Most Sincerely,
Attendant Heert
ISB Central Office, Coruscant
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