My name is Talia and I'm probably wasting time right now. I accept amigurumi commissions. (commission me I want cash) I track the tag childofjubal, which was my previous URL. Feel free to tag me in posts with knitting patterns, linguistics stuff, or anything you think I'd find amusing. And tag me in any and all history posts please!! I'm not as much of a lazy bastard anymore but I'd still be thrilled to hear from you. Also, check out my Bandcamp at abecedarian.bandcamp.com!
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#reminds me of an old Jewish joke:#a Jewish family has a kid in school and his grades in math are terrible#he doesn’t seem to care about it at all so he does terribly no matter what the parents do#the parents are at their wits’ end and finally decide to transfer him to the best school in town#it’s a Catholic school but they’re desperate#so the kid starts going to the Catholic school and immediately his grades in math improve#and his parents are like wow we’re so glad to see you getting into math more! guess the new school really helped!#and the kid says#‘yeah I didn’t care about it at first’#‘but when I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business’
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just a girl and the weird freak she's decided to adopt and show compassion
bonus comics bc I think he's her wingman
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sorry post canceled why did they make it so big
I've started reading Thirteen Storeys by Jonathan Sims, and here are my thoughts so far:
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I've started reading Thirteen Storeys by Jonathan Sims, and here are my thoughts so far:
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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out
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To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
I love this movie with my heart
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TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron
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Listen, I like animating lip sync, and I really wanted to animate Tenna talking. I just uh…got carried away.
I got inspired by Turbobox's Tenna voice, and all the mannerism headcanons from the fandom. I tried to fit both fan interpretations, plus a lot of in game poses. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I had fun makin' it. The Lord of Screens has a god damn choke hold me.
Original video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edsHKoVl5WI
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their life is OVER.
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the world's most decent little princess
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This is bugging me because everyone keeps asking us this and making me feel underprepared. For context, I fly out a week from today for Scotland. For the last two weeks, people have been asking me if I've got everything packed yet.
I typically don't start packing until 2-3 days before, and when I tell them this, they look at me like I'm nuts.
Am I really that unusual?
#honestly it depends#like I might start packing a week in advance but specifically things I won't otherwise need#example: I'm traveling to a foreign country and I need an outlet adapter#which is not something I need in my home country#so I pack it super early and then it's off the list#but stuff like normal clothes I tend to leave until a day or two ahead of time
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i saw a comment on the official upload of hammer of justice from someone talking about how gerson had been their favorite undertale character for YEARS, and how happy they were that he was finally being appreciated. i'm happy for them, but i also cannot even begin to comprehend how insane things must be from their perspective.
imagine your favorite character from a game is a semi-obscure glup shitto type that has some interesting lore tidbits, but not enough for people to talk about him at length compared to more popular characters. he says some cool stuff and is involved in one of the main characters' backstory, but that's about it.
then a spiritual successor slash sequel slash Thing comes out that takes place in some sort of alternate timeline, and your favorite character is dead in it. there's some info about him scattered throughout the first three chapters, but that's it. damn. that sucks.
then all of the sudden, out of nowhere, chapter four comes out. not only does your favorite character appear again, but he is not only INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT to the chapter's story, but is also THE CHAPTER'S SECRET BOSS. your glup shitto is now a JEVIL AND SPAMTON TIER CHARACTER. not only are people finally talking about him, they're hyping him up to be the single strongest character in the game, which considering the fact that he helps you take out a TITAN, isn't even that absurd of a concept. "I'M OLD!" has effectively become chapter four's "Kris Get The Banana". it is very likely that there has been more art of gerson boom drawn in the month since chapter four's release than there has been for as long as undertale has existed. in the span of 24 hours, your random, kind of obscure favorite guy has not only become EXTREMELY popular, but is being worshiped like a living legend. which is really funny because he's still technically dead.
imagine being that guy. i wouldn't know what to do with myself. i may have encountered the single most vindicated person in human history.
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Chocolate Blueberry Truffles
Recipe: https://cakewhiz.com/chocolate-blueberry-truffles-recipe/
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Season 4 was almost the death of me I swear
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Ceaseless Watcher, Turn your Gaze upon this wretched THING.
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i took a nap and had the most beautiful dream that nepeta and tenna were friends
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