somethings-diner

[somethings-diner]

Hi! Uhm may I please get a glass of water and sprite, and a chicken sandwich please? Sorry

What are you sorry for?

[somethings-diner]

Hii just a table for one, could I get a booth?

Sure thing! Please follow me

[You are left with a MENU. The waitress appears]

Hello! My name is Hellmari. What can I get you today?

[somethings-diner]

Heyo! Do you like my ask blogs? Perhaps you’d like one of the two non OFA ask blogs I just made: @ask-the-kid-icarus and @askmadouandpuyo

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stupid whump idea. twitch streamer!whumper.

“no no no chat I’m not- I’m not gonna do that! Okay fine, I’ll stab whumpee with the screwdriver, but after that I’m going right back to building the cage!”

“Ooh, someone redeemed a waterboarding session! Alright, I’ll do that after I figure out how to fix this shock collar.”

“What’s the sub goal? Uh, 50k subs and I’ll brand whumpee with ‘Subscribe to Whumper’”

Imagine an audio recording of whumpee crying being used as a twitch alert.

“Say it, whumpee.” “T-Thank you Whumpliker420 f-for the subs.”

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[SOMETHING IN THE DARK grabs the body and drags it away]

Thanks for the body!

Omori was created because of Sunny’s guilt over 4 years ago.

That means he’s likley got the same “blame myself” thing he had. Except this time the victim won’t awaken. What happened to the body anyway?

He's probably got a lot of my worst traits turned up to 11...

As for the body...

It, uh... hasn't left the crime scene. Too heavy.

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Do Godot be available?

Wrong Blog again. And he's at Aubrey's Food Truck to get her for the trial. I await @aubysfoodtruck to answer that ask

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Okay so I know I'm apparently a defense attorney but like I need to hire one of y'all so I can sue the @suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill

they refused to help me not get brutally mutilated on their property

https://www.tumblr.com/suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill/739957812715814912/oooooo-mari-when-i-come-back-from-the-hospital-im?source=

Wrong blog

[somethings-diner]

Bahja Blast is the new mountain dew flavor, and friers are BUILT to be oven cooked!

I don't really drink Mountain Dew

HOW DOES THIS WORK IN THE OVEN!?

[somethings-diner]

First of all, Hellmari, you NEED to try a Bahja Blast-

Second, put the fryer into the oven!

What's that?

WHAT THE *!*# IS WRONG WITH YOU!? I AIN'T BREAKING MY BABY!

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Can you give me an eighth of Hellmari's favorite foods to go, but it's baked, has one of 5 seasonings on it (herchoice), comes green, and has been at least 50 feet into the air?

How am I supposed to bake fried appendix!? Fried is in the name!

[somethings-diner]

It's cool! See ya later!

Mari!

Something In The Walls and her siblings were kind enough to get rid of that body!

Don't they deserve a thank you?

(@somethings-diner)

Ah! I'm so sorry!

I really appreciate the help, Walls! Thanks a bunch!

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Hellmari how does it feel to literally be outclassed by an entire realm?????????????

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[somethings-diner]

Don't worry we would never eat you!

*the phone rings*

Hey. I heard you needed help with something (hehe something)?

We have a dead body. We need to get rid of it quietly. Please help.

[somethings-diner]

Aw, don't be scared, Sunny! I know I'm a phobia but still!

*the phone rings*

Hey. I heard you needed help with something (hehe something)?

We have a dead body. We need to get rid of it quietly. Please help.

[somethings-diner]

NO!

My siblings did

*the phone rings*

Hey. I heard you needed help with something (hehe something)?

We have a dead body. We need to get rid of it quietly. Please help.

[somethings-diner]

On it!

[Thousands of one eyed spiders appear and cover the body. Within seconds they disperse and the body is gone]

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*the phone rings*

Hey. I heard you needed help with something (hehe something)?

We have a dead body. We need to get rid of it quietly. Please help.

[somethings-diner]

HELLO!!!!

Okay just for that imma summon Hellmari-

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Wait O SHIT I JUST SUMMONED HELLMARI!

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW OVER IT IS MY AU HELLMARI IS L I T E R A L L Y BLACKSPACE-

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