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Hey hey!! I'm hanging out at Rose City Comic Con! Come find me 😎

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Thanks for the heads up! And yup, those are on my Etsy @ aSaltyShop

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shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop

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Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

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The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

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This is why when anyone asks my name I ask for theirs first. That don't want to or act edgy? I know it's a trap.

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

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Hi! I just saw your post on bar etiquette and it was great (had to stop myself from laughing, the neighbours already think I'm weird) I really want to ask you for advice on bartending, as I seriously want to learn and get a job as a bartender. I'd really appreciate it, thank you!

In glad you liked it! But you know, what kind of advice are you looking for? Ever bar is different. Best advice I can give is know what KIND of bartending you want to do. Craft cocktails? Dive bar? Music venue? Have serving experience, apply, know the people that work at the bar. Often times bars that I know look for people they know are good workers. A lot of places you start serving/cocktailing and work your way up. I have a few posts about it in my bartending tag.

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sex scenes in fanfiction be like

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(via Escape From Flavortown : DungeonsAndDragons)

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Here lies Spags. She was going to be a little late to the party.

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

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Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.

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Black Sails + NYT Minus Context

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I’M SORRY (insp.)

bonus:

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/skywalkers into the sunset/

when one quote perfectly sums up that movie where everybody got fucked over somehow and nothing really worked out for no one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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LMAO