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I know. I love her.

the word hash browns is sooo funny to me tbh bc in german you'd refer to a weed brownie as a hasch brownie. and i just assumed that's what hash browns were and thought it was a little weird people would eat them for breakfast but who am i to judge. until one day i actually googled it

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Fucking German speakers and their disgusting need to add apple sauce to absolutely everything fucking vile.

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Sorry.

TIL that Americans call Kartoffelpuffer potato pancakes and I genuinely do not know how I feel about it but I think I don’t like it I mean WHY 😂

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My Omi likes Kartoffelpuffers with aioli and garlic

the word hash browns is sooo funny to me tbh bc in german you'd refer to a weed brownie as a hasch brownie. and i just assumed that's what hash browns were and thought it was a little weird people would eat them for breakfast but who am i to judge. until one day i actually googled it

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Johnny: How would you say 'easy peasy' in German?

Peter: Einfach peinfach

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I really like the way Peter turned out. I wanted his superhero alter ego to be very bright, while his usual look in dull brown-gray tones to emphasize his "usual appearance". Even his skin is dull

At the same time, Johnny is very bright, and it's as if he's glowing from within

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hello samberto nation

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I had an idea! Spideytorch Unrequited rivals. One of them think they're rivals while the other thinks they're friends/lovers.

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Rewatched Episode 1 Season 10 of Bones 😢

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I like making Johnny panicky.

[After first kiss]

Johnny *in his head*: okay, you just kissed. Not a big deal. But the question is...does he want something serious with me or was it a spur of the moment thing? It probably was. Why would he actually love me anyways? He's amazing and could do so much better than me...what do I tell him now?

Peter *also in his head*: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

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[After first kiss]

Johnny *in his head*: okay, you just kissed. Not a big deal. But the question is...does he want something serious with me or was it a spur of the moment thing? It probably was. Why would he actually love me anyways? He's amazing and could do so much better than me...what do I tell him now?

Peter *also in his head*: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

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Johnny: Everyone I love leaves me

Peter: Mood

Peter: Everyone I loves dies

Johnny: Good thing I'm good at undying!

(I'm so sorry I had to)

oh my gosh

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Wait really?

this is your reminder that Johnny Storm has canonically slept with a man and with at least one gender non-conforming alien

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For some reason, that looks the way DND feels.

HEY EVERYONE LONG TIME NO SEE I FOUND SOMETHING COOL AT GOODWILL

It's a dress that I think is made out of a rug. The texture... carpet...

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My little baby brother (three-years-old) once told me that he wanted to be a firetruck when he grew up.

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

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