#tiktok reference

[zylev-blog]

The batkids decide to hop on the trend.

Dick, walking as Steph records: We’re vigilantes. Of course we have to be over dramatic.

(Cut to Nightwing back flipping off of Wayne tower)

Tim: were vigilantes. Of course we have issues with caffeine.

(Cut to a video of Tim as Red Robin snoring while hanging from a grappling line. Batman can be seen in the background facepalming.)

———

Damian: No.

Tim: oh come on, Robin, we’re all doing it.

Damian: I refuse to partake in such idiotic videos.

Tim: (while Damian is still behind him) We’re vigilantes. Of course we get to punch people without getting in trouble.

Damian: actually—-

Tim: Robin, you’re supposed to play along—

Damian: I am not going to spread false information—

Steph, interrupting: well, I’m not one of Batman’s sons so he legally can’t yell at me.

Tim: wanna bet?

(Cut to Batman scolding all three of them about the improper use of force)

—-

Duke: we’re vigilantes. Of course we go to Batburger.

(Cut to Duke happily eating a Batburger meal, and playing with a Signal toy)

Duke: what? I’m allowed to have hobbies.

——

Steph: we’re vigilantes. Of course we can scare anyone we want to. Right, Black Bat?

Cass: (nod)

(The next series of videos is a compilation. The first is Superman being scared, followed by Green Lantern, Flash, Cyborg, Starfire, Dick, Tim, and a failed attempt to startle Wonder Woman. Cass isn’t even upset about not being able to scare the woman, she accepts the defeat with grace.)

——-

Dick, Tim, and Steph: we’re vigilantes.

Dick: I’ve gotten stranded on the moon. Don’t ask.

Tim: I got lost in hell.

Steph: I accidentally followed Green Lantern into space.

Tim: what? When?

Steph: turns out if you hug a Green Lantern really tightly, their life support on their ring will support you too

Dick: yknow, Batman shouldn’t find out about this-

(Cut to Batman’s lecture about the proper use of protective gear when going to space)

——

Dick: we’re vigilantes. Of course we’re best friends with all of the villains.

(Cut to Red Hood kicking down a door)

Jason: hey (bleep), you’re late to dinner

Dick: (currently tied to a chair and gagged)

Jason: hang on, I’ll help. (Shoots everyone and unties dick) Harley said she’s going to rampage if you’re not there in five minutes.

Dick: Blame these guys, not me! (Jumps through the nearest window, shattering it, and the sound of a grapple is heard)

——

Jason: I’m a crime lord

Dick: and I’m a vigilante

Jason: and you’re ruining my video, (bleep) off. (Shoves Dick out of the frame, ignoring Dick’s muttered cursing) now that we got the riffraff out, let me start over. (Brushes imaginary dirt from hands) I’m a crime lord. Of course Batman fights me every other day. I look forward to the day I can break his kneecaps.

Dick: (shocked) Hood!

Jason: what?

Dick: he’s your dad too!

Jason: yuck, don’t remind me.

——-

Duke: we’re vigilantes. Of course we know all of the gossip. (Very obviously looking around) like for example, Superman has the biggest crush on Bruce Wayne—

Clark, who was obviously eavesdropping: Nonononononono—- (trying to turn the camera off as he darts into the frame. There’s a flash of red, blue and yellow as Duke and Clark fight over the camera)

——

Tim: we’re vigilantes. Of course we visit other cities.

Wally, as Kid Flash: What the (bleep) are you doing in Central City?

Tim: I’m honestly not sure, it’s so bright that I think I’m blind.

[1941-crowley-slut]

"He broke up with me."

"Why are you looking up?"

"I need to cry but my foundation was FORTY EIGHT DOLLARS"

[lovesickmarauders]

i love the marauders like what do you mean a bunch of homosexuals and lesbians had magic wands and were friends? what a happy place

- I was then shot 57 times

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Au where everything is the same except Lan Zhan grabs Wei Wuxian's hair ribbon like a leash every time he gets ready to cause problems.

Wei Wuxian: 🎶🎵Time to do some sketchy shit! Doo-dah doo-dah🎵🎶

Lan Zhan, dragging him back inside: Absolutely not

Wei Wuxian: 🎶🎵Did not get away with it. Fucky fuck fuck fuck🎵🎶

[the-fanfiction-addict]

Oh don't mind me.

I'll just be bawling my eyes out in the darkest corner I can find, over the fact that Siuan refers to herself as the 'daughter of the river'

And how River Song, one of my favorite Doctor Who characters, also gave a gut wrenching love confession, same as Siuan, about her lover before dying AND how the both of them were"wonderful experiences" for their beloved while they thought of them as their whole world.

[goosin-around]

Emma: ok scarlett witch dupe

Regina: who?

Henry: bro permashifted

Regina: what are you saying right now

Zelena: you and happiness were NOT soulmates in another reality

Regina: WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS

[luciferhatesalastor]

“Hello and good morning, Mr Morningstar. I’m Cass from PentiCrime, Pentagram City’s best True Crime podcast. What’s your comment on the theories that Radio Demon Alastor is taking his daddy issues out on you?”

- @podcass-demon

It sounds like the most accurate thing I’ve heard about him.

or maybe… just maybe… he’s mad because you both have a cane… sorry i had to reference that one video ifykyk

[tok1yom1]

You guys know about the attack on titan y/n

[gussieambler]

Scully: hm. Could be aliens.

Mulder: oh you thought this was an alien? they thought this was an alien? That's fucking funny it's another supernatural fucking monster yeah

[junpeilovesasami]

LOLLIPOP 🍭 (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

LOLLIPOP TIME 🫶 (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

gosh I love him

[m3ss3r]

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[fireflysongbirdperson]

RIP Sally Malik, you would've loved TikTok. 😭😭💀💀

[tinkbunny]

guys kiyomi and micah liked companion this is HUGE!

[sea-mushroom-advisor]

-leaves a catnip mushroom toy for him- It's soft so you can use it like a pillow.

Purrrr~ *starts lying on his back as he bats the toy with his paws*

(Dm- somebody come pet me I'm showing off my belly, no wait it's a trap!)

[puzzled-pegasus]

Who I hear singing Snowman (finch edition)

Walter: I want you to know

Barbara: That I'm never leaving

Edith: Cause I'm Mrs Snow

Gus: Till death we'll be freezing

Sam: Yeah you are my home, my home for all seasons!

Lewis: So come on, let's go

Kay: We'll go below zero

Rick: And hide from the sun

Edie: I love you forever

Molly: Where we'll have some fun...

[lovesealedletters]

beating myself up rn bc i didn’t make a pinterest board of my 700+ saved tiktok edits before the app got banned