#incorrect spideytorch

[spideytorch-hovel]

Johnny: Spidey and I are dating!

Sue: We’ve known for ages

Peter: We started dating two days ago?

Ben: The fuck were yall doing before that ??

[spdytrch]

johnny: hey question

johnny: does may like me?

peter: it's two in the morning

johnny: yeah, but does she?

[slightlydepressedmelon]

Johnny: I’m in love with Peter Parker.

Johnny: Thoughts?

Literally Everyone: and prayers.

[fresitaisdaydreaming]

Here's my finished card, I didn't get to finish power swap but I'm proud of the ones that I did (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[spideytorchiscanon]

Johnny: How would you say 'easy peasy' in German?

Peter: Einfach peinfach

[spideytorch-hovel]

Peter: 👁️👁️

Johnny: So… would you like to stay for dinner?

Franklin: Would you like to stay forever?

[hurtspideyparker]

I love the identity porn trope where a character is shit talking the person's other identity to the person. Or just in general where they like one version of the person and not the other

Deadpool: Spidey this Parker guy sure likes trashing your rep in the newspaper. Want me to trash his head in with a pipe?

Peter: Um, no Wade. He's just doing his job

Deadpool: And so am I, which is breaking the legs of those who hurt my pookie

Peter: Please don't ever go near that poor photographer.

Johnny: Can you believe this guy Webs? Cocky little nerd thinks his time is worth more than The Johnny Storm

Peter: Yeah he sounds like a real asshole

Steve: I can't stand Stark, what a money hungry, narcissistic, gallivanting, impolite bastard. I can't believe we have to work for that guy. At least he makes good armor, right Iron Man?

Tony: I whole-heartedly agree, what a complete dick

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Petet: you know you’ve made it big when you see your face everywhere

Johnny: those are fucking wanted posters

[to-all-the-shows]

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

Peter: Do you like Frank Ocean?

Johnny: Yeah. What are you tryna fuck me or somethin' ?

Peter: Nah?! Do you like Frank Ocean tho?

Johnny: Yeah, I like Frank Ocean.

[spideyswebfluid]

Clinging on to other person while shaking their shoulder Johnny Storm or Finger biter/covers his mouth as he huffs loudly Peter Parker ?

[spideytorch-hovel]

Johnny: I’m not a picky man.

Ben, watching Peter (Johnny’s bf) trip over his own feet: Maybe you should be.

[spdytrch]

peter: i talk a lot, huh

johnny: yes, but it's nice. i like hearing your thoughts

[batcavescolony]

Gwen: this is my boyfriend Peter, and his boyfriend Johnny-

Peter: Johnny's not my boyfriend

Gwen: he hasn't figured it out yet, but we all know it's true.

[isthei]

peter parker: how do i make my date more romantic?

gwen stacy: how about you try being mysterious!

[on the date]

human torch: so, where are we going?

spider-man: none of your business

[ticklet0d]

Johnny, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Peter: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Johnny: Play along!

Peter: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married