standardissueplottwist
standardissueplottwist
a rubber ducky floaty going down the river styx
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this is mostly a collection of whatever catches my eye, makes me laugh, or otherwise amuses me.
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standardissueplottwist · 12 days ago
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could someone please drop the goblin emperor discord invite?
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standardissueplottwist · 7 months ago
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Me: I'm not going to cry at the Wicked movie, the only song that brings me to tears is For Good, and that's not even in this half
The Wicked Score: *sprinkles in the beginning notes of For Good as Elphaba and Glinda's Friendship Leitmotif*
Me:
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standardissueplottwist · 7 months ago
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Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.
This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.
Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!
ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.
This only takes a few minutes!
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standardissueplottwist · 10 months ago
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prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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Angel manta ray (what if fish was bird??)
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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if you're cringing at the genre conventions of the genre you are writing in then why the hell are you writing in it. either have something substantial to say about those conventions or shut the hell up! i will not cringe alongside you at superhero powers and spaceship battles and big eldritch worms and bone magic. i came to this story to SEE that shit and I don't appreciate it when an author tries to pretend they're above the very things they're selling themselves on
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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standardissueplottwist · 1 year ago
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Monk and Robot duology by Becky Chambers, as told in memes:
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