stanthefarmer

[stanthefarmer]

anybody wanna make a cake? i'm hungry...

[stanthefarmer]

hi guys! sorry i havent been around much, but im back baby!

[stanthefarmer]

mat her bay bee

huh? :D

[stanthefarmer]

eek oh my gosh! welcome to the ask blog community :3

24 he/them

local autistic fav boy thing

willing to get hands dirty (for money)

codes in spare time (also for money)

give evidence of paranormal activity and you'll be a friend for life

hates Harvey the most (BOO HISS)

loves beanie and scorch_2 so much

has an opal ring from each beloved partner

always a good option to give him some mead (or a strange doll)

minecraft streamer (you'll never find me)

fascination with bones

inspired by: @samsammysamson , @eggyolkguzzler , @stars-mischief , @ask-emile-sdv , @stanthefarmer , @asksebplush , @sebastians-asks and more! ty all

SCORCH.exe is a side project by @localishcryptid

[stanthefarmer]

hey friends! just letting you know i'm turning off asks temporarily! just until january!!! happy holidays friends!

[stanthefarmer]

This blog is friendly and welcoming!!

Reblog to tell all the anxious RPer’s that

IT’S OKAY TO APPROACH IF YOU WANT TOO!

You don’t have to hide away and imagine asking me to RP. Just HOP INTO MY INBOX, MY MESSAGES, REBLOG AN IC POST, i will be happy to interact with you!!

This blog Loves New RP Partners and Happily Invites Them to interact with me!

[stanthefarmer]

*places another orange on your porch*

- @not-an-alien-milo

oooo, yum! thanks , milo!

[stanthefarmer]

Aha! I recognise this little human! Hello, it is Soup Mush'roome! I have heard many things about you from small Nico. That, in turn, makes us friends by proximity. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

~ @soup-mushroome

hi soup! nice to meet you :3

[stanthefarmer]

Stan the farmer

get it?

Stan like your name but also like a name for fans?

hah. i'm hilarious that was smart lets hold hands

i mean what

huh??? i mean i won't pass up the opportunity to hold hands, heh...

[stanthefarmer]

Ben Platt

Hozier

Ricky Montgomery

New Jeans

TWICE

Mod here! srry abt the late replies I’ll get to answering asks again soon BUT reblog with what artists you think your oc would have on their wrapped

1. Laufey

2. Beabadoobee

3. Hozier

4. Mitski

5. Teddy Hyde

[stanthefarmer]

"Stan, how's it goin? Have you bonded with anyone in the valley yet? Anyone get on your nerves?"

@ask-cryptid-farmer

i've bonded with so many people!!! it's so nice to meet others.

[stanthefarmer]

duck, duck, duck, goose!

darn! *chasing anon, but he's too slow* hngh... duck , duck , duck , duck... *his hand touches @ask-dee-sdv 's head* GOOSE!

[stanthefarmer]

go follow them - this is phenomenal!!!

he would wear ripped jeans ...

hey! i saw the post and was hoping you could draw stan! ( im currently on his blog, forgot about that )

these are some pics of him, his hair length changes a lot, so whatever you wanna do is a-okay! hes an alex lover and is pretty shy , but he respects everybody , even people that get on his nerves ( also his pockets are deeper than the ocean , he can hold anything in them )

here you go ⭐️ lovely lovely Stan- i enjoyed drawing his hair and his scar haha. He also gave me the vibe of being the type of guy who wears ripped jeans (? i don’t know if that’s accurate or not but i sketched it anyways :^) Also did his summer clothes!!

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hey stan! i was going through some boxes and found some duck pins and red flower pins, do you want them? i am just giving them away since most of them are duplicates and i was wondering if you wanted to keep some of them.

(@snowflakesnowie)

*tearing up* th-thank you!!!!!! *puts one of the duck pins on his flannel*

[stanthefarmer]

*leaves an orange on your porch and just starts walking away*

- @not-an-alien-milo

yum!

[stanthefarmer]

*you see a turtle wearing sunglasses riding a rocket powered skateboard zoom by* *a couple minutes later*

STAN, MY ACTUAL BESTEST FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON I KNOW, PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE SEEN A TURTLE ON A SKATEBOARD RIDE BY. SHE IS WEARING VERY EXPENSIVE AND IMPORTANT SUNGLASSES IF THAT HELPS

-Dee @ask-dee-sdv

THAT WAY!!!! *points*

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Stan!

...I just want to say, if you ever need a new gadget, feel free to pass by me!

oh, okay :D

thanks, clover!