std-ridden-rat
std-ridden-rat
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[ Digital artist ][ she/her ][ 20 ][ multifandom ][ uni student ] [ currently involuntary fixated on mha ]
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std-ridden-rat · 14 hours ago
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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys
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std-ridden-rat · 14 hours ago
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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std-ridden-rat · 14 hours ago
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Video game which initially appears to be, and is promoted as, a cozy small-town life sim, but after about ninety minutes the town gets firebombed, all of the quirky NPCs you've been building relationship hearts with die, and the mechanics shift completely to a Pathologic style survival sim. If anyone complains to the developer, they simply mildly point out that it was clearly marketed as "Ghibli inspired".
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std-ridden-rat · 2 days ago
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I love your kitty Soundwave!! It got me thinking
What if: Mama Kitty Soundwave with kitten cassettes?
his "kittens" are a little peculiar, but he takes care of them like no other 💙
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std-ridden-rat · 3 days ago
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a lonesome grieving mother is asking you to leave.
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std-ridden-rat · 3 days ago
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std-ridden-rat · 3 days ago
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getting a note on a super old post
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std-ridden-rat · 3 days ago
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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend
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std-ridden-rat · 3 days ago
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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful
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std-ridden-rat · 3 days ago
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std-ridden-rat · 4 days ago
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std-ridden-rat · 4 days ago
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In a deal with a fae, you must give up something you hold dear. Whether it be your name, your first born, or something else, it must be held dear. You, gave up your addiction. It worked.
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std-ridden-rat · 4 days ago
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Continuing to have a blorbo from a show you’re basically done with is a strange experience. It feels like I took the kids in the divorce
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std-ridden-rat · 4 days ago
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you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government
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std-ridden-rat · 4 days ago
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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.
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