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Harry: best man speech

Ron fell in love with Hermione during wizard chess in first year. Today, he finally gets to call her his queen.

#romione #rarry friendship #wedding goals

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Dron!!

Hate never lasted this long without turning into love.

Ron weasley X Draco Malfoy

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Maybe I'll write a fic about this !..

AU !! Night Shifts and Fries

No wands. No spells. Just two broke college boys working night shifts, serving fries and rethinking life choices.🍔🍟✨

Harry: This job sucks, but at least I don’t have to do it alone.

Ron: …Same. Now let’s survive this shift and buy milkshakes after.”🥤

Harry: Mate, why are we wearing lipstick with these uniforms?

Ron: Because if I’m getting paid $7 an hour, I’m at least gonna look hot doing it.

Harry: Fair enough… table 4 wants extra fries.

Ron: Same, honestly. 🍟

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Nobody. Not Dumbledore. Not McGonagall. Not Voldemort.

Ron Weasley would wipe the floor with all of them because they’d underestimate him. That’s his secret weapon: people always think Ron is just “the sidekick.” Meanwhile, he’s ten moves ahead, sipping pumpkin juice, waiting to say checkmate.

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Hermione: “Ron… what are you drawing about?”

Ron: grinning ear to ear “Future Mrs. Weasley.”

Hermione confused

#romione #ron weasley art skills #hermione is confused

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Harry: I love Firebolt but guess what… I still rode Ron more often.

#hp slash #rarry #ronarry chaos

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🕷️✨ In every universe, there’s a Spider. In this one, there are freckles under the mask.✨🕷️

Ron : Mate, I think my web shooters are jammed.

Draco : They’re not jammed, you forgot to refill them again.

Ron: …So we’re just gonna fall, then?

Draco: No, you’re gonna fall. I’ve got backup webs.

Ron: Unbelievable. I save your life ONCE—

Draco: You tripped the burglar, Ron. By accident. 🕷️

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A knight sworn to protect heaven’s light… only to fall for it.

Enemies to lovers? Forbidden romance? Or just two idiots sneaking kisses behind cathedral walls?

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AU !! Night Shifts and Fries

No wands. No spells. Just two broke college boys working night shifts, serving fries and rethinking life choices.🍔🍟✨

Harry: This job sucks, but at least I don’t have to do it alone.

Ron: …Same. Now let’s survive this shift and buy milkshakes after.”🥤

Harry: Mate, why are we wearing lipstick with these uniforms?

Ron: Because if I’m getting paid $7 an hour, I’m at least gonna look hot doing it.

Harry: Fair enough… table 4 wants extra fries.

Ron: Same, honestly. 🍟

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Harry: “The reception is waiting!”

Ron: “Reception can wait. Sandwich is eternal.”

Harry: sighs “I married a sandwich enthusiast.”

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🖤 Voldemort wins.

🩸 Draco keeps Ron alive—hostage, weapon, obsession. Chains feel like devotion when you’ve lost everything.

Dresses can humiliate.

Silence can dominate.

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Harry Potter holding the boy he missed the most.

Ron: “This is comfortable.”

Harry (blushing, arms locked tight around his waist): “Yeah, it’s perfect.”

Me: LOSING MY MIND, CRYING, SCREAMING

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The Eclipse could never if Judeau showed up serving like this.

#judeau in a gown is literally peak gender envy #he’s the prettiest mercenary actually #why does he look like he belongs in a shoujo manga instead of berserk #casca and judeau twinning accidentally iconic

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Ron Weasley bullying Draco Malfoy with nothing but his ass and a piece of parchment.

Ron (waving parchment): Oi, Malfoy. Remember this?

Draco (glaring at the word FERRET… but his eyes keep slipping lower): You’re insufferable.

Ron (grinning): Yeah? You’re staring.

Draco: glitches like Windows 95

#ron weasley is literally the hot one in this #malfoy is fighting for his gay life #even the slytherin girls are jealous #dron writes itself

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Dom / Sub - Romione !!

Ron ( holding up a gown):I like this one best, ’Mione… you’d look incredible in it.

Hermione (arch brow, voice sharp): Oh? Best? So you only like me in this dress, Ronald?

Ron (panicking, blushing):W-what? No, I like you in every dress— I just meant—

Hermione (grabbing the gown, shoving it into his hands, smirking):If you love it so much, then you can wear it for me.

Ron (red as his hair):…wait, what??

Hermione (leaning close): You’ll look stunning, Ron. And maybe then you’ll learn to appreciate me in all my dresses.

#DOM MIONE IS REAL #SUB RON RIGHTS #SHE OWNS HIM #he’s literally blushing like a victorian maiden #the power she holds over him HELP 😭🔥

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RARRY !!

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When you thought you were the leading lady, but your bestie shows up looking like a literal goddess 👀💫

#CascaShook #JudeauSlays #BerserkButMakeItFashion ✨