#hp ships

[daddiesdrarryy]

Marlene: Oh my god! The guests are all here for the wedding and nothing is ready! We don’t have a ring, the cake says “Regulus and Hames” and the smoke machine is not working

Sirius: Well Moony and I could crouch by the altar and start smoking

Marlene: You are a stone-cold atrocity

[velvet4510]

Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy have many differences yet they have the same mindset toward their love interests which is “nobody’s allowed to hate on this person but me!” Ron makes fun of Hermione constantly and Draco makes fun of Harry constantly. But Ron talks back to Snape whenever Snape insults Hermione and Draco shoots down the entire school’s theory that Harry is the Heir of Slytherin. And when things get deadly in the last book, Ron screams “HERMIONE!” at the top of his lungs as she’s being tortured and Draco screams “DON’T KILL HIM!” at the top of his lungs as Crabbe and Goyle are attacking Harry.

[hermiones-amortentia]

Does the Weasley bashing stem from their horrible portrayal in movies or there's another reason behind it aka good ol' classism?

Arthur is seen as this aloof, dumb, airhead guy who only talks about rubber ducks. When he is one of the prominent members of the order of the phoenix, exclusively fights death Eaters, is reasonably intelligent and has strong moral compass. Meanwhile Lucius is seen as this badass intelligent suave powerful guy who loses to a couple of 15 yos in the department of mysteries fight.

Molly treats harry as her own son. She risks her life and his family to keep harry safe. She actively fights against deatheaters. She literally never takes a single penny from Harry. But she is seen as this overbearing toxic boy mom who apparently steals from Harry's vault, uses love potion on Harry and Hermione and plots with dumbledore to pimp her daughter. Meanwhile Narcissa the racist, classist, bigoted woman who was gleefully watching an 18 yo girl getting crucioed in her own house by her mad sister is seen as this aristocrat, progressive muggleborn lover wholesome mom who only wants her son to be safe.

Both Narcissa and Molly are housewives. I see numerous people complaining how it's out of character for Molly to kill Bellatrix in a duel when she is an active member of the order for years. While the same people do not give a f that Narcissa lied to the most powerful occlumence in the world. No one says it's out of character.

Don't get me started on Percy and his redemption. Percy came back to his senses, apologized, fought in the battle of Hogwarts. One of the best redemptions after kreacher's. Yet I see no one's salivating over it since people claim to love redemption so much. Yet the fangirling over Regulus Black's futile attempt to get the locket after his slave was harmed by voldemort or Draco Malfoy being the bare minimum king not killing dumbledore face to face are seen as peak redemption.

Also while we are on this topic, Percy got more OWLs than Hermione. He is extremely academic and bright. Why does no one say Percy is Hermione's 'intellectual equal' when so called 'hermione fans' are all about finding her intellectual equal?

Ron. Oh dear ol Ron. Where to start? Boy gets 7 OWLs with mostly Es, is a chess prodigy, can mimic a language that is almost impossible for anyone to copy, is praised by a qualified auror for his combative skills, can conjure slugs with a nonverbal spell in second year, is witty, sarcastic yet he is 'dumb' and 'stupid'. Meanwhile the guy whose father openly says that if his marks don't improve he would have to become a thief or a plunderer and who takes an entire year to fix the vanishing cabinet is seen this smartest wizard in his year. Hermione's true intellectual equal. Ron who gloats about his wife's success and intellect and is her biggest cheerleader is seen as 'he would hold her back and would resent her success' meanwhile the guy who verbally emotionally as well as physically abused her for being a muggleborn, for being smart, is seen as this progressive feminist icon.

Also there's this notion that Ron would want a wife similar to his mother and would prefer a house wife when Ron's one of the biggest insecurities is his mom doesn't love him and he is Expendable. He would keep his wife barefeet pregnant like his mom when his wife became the minister of magic. Meanwhile the progressive feminist icon's wife is a house wife. Not that there's anything wrong in being a house wife. I am just pointing out the irony.

Ginny hate is a combination of both classism and mysogyny. She dated 2 guys before Harry so she is a wh***. Meanwhile Hermione who dated 2 guys before Ron is pure virgin mary.

Bill while not as much bashed as the others is still accused of stealing from Harry's vault, love potioning Fleur and helping dumbles to execute his plan.

Fred George and Charlie get the least amount of hate because

1. They didn't come in the way of people's non canon ships.

2. They are not as relevant as the other Weasleys. So it's easy to ignore them.

The amount of classism and aporophobia Weasleys face is insane.

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

The sillies :>

[ldrloversblog]

Shit post cause I’m bored

[rose-of-the-grave]

Ok, now hear me out...

I absolutely love Harry and Hermione and I do think Harmione and Jily have a lot of parallels to be made but I feel like we're all ignoring the fact that Hermione and her supposed original endgame, Fred, are a true reincarnation of Lily and James.

I mean think about it, Lily and Hermione are both really smart muggle borns who are able to hold their own.

And both James and Fred are troublemakers who love pranks and are quidditch players.

It speaks for itself really🤷‍♀️

[hogwartsthenextgeneration]

Next Gen Jobs-

James - Quidditch player for Puddlemere United (had to quit age 27 due to injury), turned Dark Wizard catcher (again, had to quit after several injuries age 32 (he’s weirdly clumsy for a world class athlete)), turned Flying/ Quidditch teacher at Hogwarts.

Albus - Potions master specialising in cures for rare diseases. Won the St. Mungo’s Excellence Award for creating the cure responsible for the eradication of Dragon Pox.

Lily - Magizoologist and owns a thestral rescue centre later on in life.

Teddy - Auror till around the age of 33 then became a stay at home dad till his kids all went off to Hogwarts then went back to being an Auror.

Rose - Writer mainly focusing on articles about Wizard/ muggle relations at first. She writes a few fiction novels that do exceptionally well and are best sellers in both the Wizarding and Muggle world.

Hugo - Becomes Hogwarts Care of Magical Creatures professor after Hagrid’s retirement and also lives in a much bigger version of his hut as Groundskeeper.

Roxanne - Owner of an Apothacary/ Perfume shop on Diagon Alley.

Fred - (I HC that Fred is killed around the age of 17 so this is if he lived) works at Weasleys Wizard Wheezes and eventually runs it after his parents retire early to travel round the world. He expands it internationally and it becomes one of the most well known and loved brands in the wizarding world.

Victoire - Legislator/ Law Maker at the Ministry of Magic. Potentially becoming Minister of Magic later on in life.

Dom - Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies then sports commentator.

Louis - Wandmaker. Ollivanders apprentice after Hogwarts eventually taking over. People come from all over the world for his beautifully intricate designs.

Molly - Obliviator then Unspeakable. Gets asked (begged) at least once a day by one family member or another trying to find out what she actually does and she never once broke.

Lucy - Astronomer and Divination expert.

Scorpius - Head Healer at St. Mungos and worked tirelessly alongside Victoire Weasley to create the wizarding world’s version of the NHS (free healthcare).

Alice - Charms Professor after McGonagall retired. Eventually Gryffindor’s Head of House.

Frank - Owner of The Leaky Cauldron and also opened a Speakeasy in Diagon Alley.

[katsitsiyo]

(2/3) doodles comm’d from @teaandtapestry of my fave Hermione ships! 🥰

Fleurmione, my beloveds! ☺️ I was specifically looking at sapphic Hermy ships, and after thinking abt their dueling headstrong personalities and the angsty veela possibilities, they’ve burrowed into my brain 😌

[hp-confessions]

Being a multishipper is great! But stressful, because I ship Harry with so many characters, so when I’m reading a fic with a specific Harry ship and he has chemistry with any other character(s), I start shipping them and want to read a fic with their ship instead.

Literally so many ships I have for Harry.

Drarry, Harmione, Rarry|Ronarry, NottPott, Lunarry, Hinny, Hansy, Haphne, Harvati, Frarry, Harlie, Hedric, Nevarry|Heville.

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: Oh! Ironed shirt, folded trousers. Prongs is going on a date. Are you going with Reg? 

James: What? No! Why would you say that?

Sirius: Because you guys kissed at my birthday party and Moony finally got me to support you two!

James: Pads, we just kissed ‘cause it was a game

Regulus: Yeah, it didn’t mean anything

James: And the person that I’m taking on a date is not Reg, it’s a—girl

Sirius: What? I can’t believe you’re gonna take some random witch out. You should be going with Reg. Right, Reggie?  

Regulus: …whatever. Date the girl, I don’t care

James: See? It’s never gonna happen, Pads, okay? Because I find Reg repulsive, and he finds me extremely handsome. So stop pressuring us!

Sirius: Oh you sweet naive boy. I haven’t even begun to pressure you two

Sirius, whispers: I’ve already written my best man speech for your wedding

James & Regulus: …

[velvet4510]

Seriously how insane is it that when they first meet, Draco immediately tries to befriend and impress Harry even though he does NOT recognize Harry at Madame Malkins.

The movies don’t include this crucial scene so it’s easy to forget this part and assume Draco only starts talking to him because he’s Harry Potter. But that is so completely wrong. And Harry’s simple clothing at the robe shop makes it obvious that he’s not some rich Sacred 28 child like Draco, and Draco has no way of even knowing Harry’s blood status at first. For all Draco knows at this point, Harry could be a lower-class Muggle-born, the antithesis of what Draco has been raised to want anything to do with.

Yet Draco still initiates a conversation and, with his flawed social skills, starts saying all the things he’s been raised to believe will impress a person and make a person like him. And the question of whether both of Harry’s parents were magical isn’t even the first thing he asks!

Whether he knew it or not, it was canonically love at first sight for 11-year-old Draco.

[toorumlk]

hi I'm new here and first of all I LOVE YOUR ART and wanted to know what your ships were (other than Ronmione)

hello welcome welcome!!! thank you so much! here are some non-romione ships i’m fond of:

grindledore

snirius

tomarry (don’t shoot me)

linny

snupin

jily

snily (both platonic and romantic)

lunarry

nevarry (neville and harry 🫶🏽)

ronarry (in a gay harry pining over oblivious het ron way)

bellamort

wolfstar (of the adult/middle-aged variety)

mollyarthur <3 they’re always worth a mention

bleur

tedromeda

hedric

[maxdibert]

i saw that you used to read dramione fics and cool with hermione/krum

do you think that as a romantic ship ron is not a match with hermione? or any thoughts on ron weasley in general?

For me, the dynamic is everything in a ship. I have very specific preferences when it comes to the kind of dynamic that hooks me between two characters or the types of personalities I like. Enemies to Lovers has always been something I really enjoy, mainly because I’m a sucker for drama. I mean, I love the hard stuff: different worlds, countries at war, opposing political/social positions. The characters don’t necessarily need to be enemies, but there has to be some element that puts them on opposite sides and creates drama.

I also really love power couples—characters who are both A+ in the same field, complement each other to become even more brilliant, and have this push-and-pull dynamic with unresolved sexual tension.

In general, I’m very into the idea of two characters who have lived a lot, come from vastly different backgrounds, have been through a lot of crap, and then suddenly meet, and bam! It’s almost like a coincidence because they wouldn’t normally have crossed paths, but they do, and something unexpected comes out of it. That’s the kind of feeling I just don’t get from childhood friends to lovers. It’s something that bores me so much. I know it’s a trope many people enjoy, and I understand why, but to me, it feels super bland. Even more so if one of the characters doesn’t seem to deserve the other, like Ron, who, to me, acts like a jerk to Hermione several times. Plus, his family feels like some kind of cult.

Honestly, I think Hermione should’ve married someone in her 30s—maybe a politician or someone highly intellectual who could challenge her mentally. I picture her as a modern 21st-century woman, not just another Weasley baby-maker. I really can’t stand the Weasleys in general; they seem super toxic and have this traditional family dynamic that repels me. I firmly believe Hermione and Ron would have ended up divorcing before their 40s, once their two kids were at Hogwarts and they were left alone at home without them.

But to answer your question more directly: No, I think Ron is a boring match for Hermione. There’s no tension, just silly and childish arguments. There’s no passion, no je ne sais quoi. At least Viktor/Hermione is cute. I like it for that reason. Krum is this international star but super introverted, chased by all the girls, and suddenly he notices the one who doesn’t care about him and asks her out before anyone else. I think it’s adorable. A wholesome teenage romance that makes you smile. But honestly, since the fourth book, Ron has grossed me out in general. I see zero chemistry between him and Hermione. I imagine them having super mediocre sex, honestly, lol.

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

I’m scared of people who hate on Romione, Hinny, Ronarry, Harmony, Prongsfoot or Jily. Those are one of the least problematic and sweetest ships out there. All are based on deep friendship, understanding and trust

[0talk-to-me0]

Drarry and dramione aren’t the same at all, and I just cant understand the appeal of draco x hermione, theres seriously nothing there. Plus its so unhealthy and morally disgusting. Its literally just drarry for the straight girls who see themselves in hermiones place. Boring