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Owl House is one of the best cartoons on TV right now and these two make me so happy. Each ep is better than the last and I’m so pumped to be mortally wounded by the angst the end is gonna bring me

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There’s A Princess In A Tower..

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okay but imagine Wylan and Jesper get together and every once in a while Jesper will mention Milo with a loving sigh and a heartbroken attitude and based off the loving way Jesper talks about them Wylan assumes that Milo is some past love that he has to compete with.....only to realize when Jesper suggests that the three of them form a family that Milo is a GOAT.

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You open your delivery of party supplies to find masks, dynamite, duffel bags, rope, and smoke grenades. Meanwhile, across town, some bank robbers are about to have a very creative night.

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Grishaverse x Buzzfeed Unsolved pt. 4

Van Eck: *whispering to the audience* his brain is cracked

Wylan: I can hear you 

Van Eck: oh, sorry. *yelling at Wylan* YOUR BRAIN IS CRACKED! 

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Grishaverse x Buzzfeed Unsolved Quotes (Pt.3)

Kaz: I got a nosebleed in a church once. I don't go to church, I was just with one of my friends once and he was like "wanna go to church" and I was like "alright man." I was like nine 

Inej: So you're telling me at nine years old, u dont go to church, the first time u cross the threshold into holy ground, blood expels from ur nostrils?

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reading the word: w-e-d-n-e-s-d-a-y

saying the word: letters are just suggestions

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so do you ever write a side character into your story soley for the sake of the plot but then the more you write them the more you fall in love with them and now whoopsy-daisy they're one of your favorite children? nope? just me? okay

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Grishaverse as Buzzfeed Unsolved Quotes (pt.2): 

Nina: Lady Gaga wears wigs, people like her! 

Kaz: Yeah, but 

Nina: GOTCHA!

Kaz: Yeah, but she's not pulling off a heist 

Nina: She could if she wanted to! 

Kaz: *mounting impatience* I just feel like if you're gonna commit a robbery don't wear something that's really obvious like "yeah, she had a weird wig on!" 

Nina: Yeah, but while you're looking at the pompadour going "wow what a crazy wig" BOOM I've got my gun out 

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Places To Write Your Characters In

- a bank (that's being robbed)

- a business meeting (legal or illegal)

- the trunk of a moving car

- around a campfire

- on a roof

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Places To Write Your Characters In

- a museum

- the house of an S.O.'s parent

- a tiny boat

- (collectively) tied to the support beam of an abandoned warehouse

- a train station (where no one speaks their language(s))

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Mildly Chaotic Dialogue Prompts Pt. 2

"What's with the cloaks? And the candles? And the- oh my gosh, what is that?"

"What. Is. The. Code?!"

"Get the fish out of my face."

"I'm not paying ten gold peices for a bottle of- oh....okay, maybe."

"I thought you couldn't speak!"

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Mildly Chaotic Dialogue Writing Prompts

"We're in mortal peril right now, and you're filming a TikTok?!"

"I know what your name is. I know how you got it, too, and may I just say, you look like the type."

"Flowers might have been more...usual, but this is romantic, too."

"Why are you wearing my clothes?"

"They told me I have depression, but what I'm really having is an affair."

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me planning the entire family tree my otp will create before they even become canon

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Grishaverse x Buzzfeed Unsolved

Nikolai: would you break me out of prison if I got arrested? 

Zoya: no. 

Nikolai: I mean, you don't have to answer it that fast 

Zoya: oh, okay, sorry. 

Nikolai: I'll ask you again, take a longer paus- 

Zoya: noooooooo. 

Nikolai: it wasn't the amount of time you say no

Zoya: oooh 

Nikolai: take some time to think like you're considering it. Here. Man, if I got into prison would you- 

Zoya: no. 

Nikolai: *mutters* you son of a bitch