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the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me

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and dont go running your mouth ever again.

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props to her cause u couldn't pay me to give this much of a fuck

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gr8friend1: who wants to game tonight? :)

always_av41lable: yooo count me in!

XxGameWinnerxX: hope everyones ready for a real showdown.. ;)

HopelessHog: Would anyone like to see my face contorted by sorrow

HopelessHog: IMG_4621

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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this is my prediction for deltarune chapter 5

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starting a collection #blackmold

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me when you tell me there’s gonna be media with metatextual references to the process of making art and the entertainer-entertainment-audience relationship at the function:

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Colony ship girl who's using her reactor to power the city that she helped build

can you imagine how it feels, to have your power source dedicated to another cause? all those great engines, life support systems, fabricators taken apart? to have the force that sustains your mind used for that which will always lie beyond you- to go from world to administrator to oracle?

i think, maybe, she should be angry.

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art

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by 婵婵儿摸鱼摸到大鱼

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EVERYTIME I SEE THIS PERSON IN MY NOTIFS I FUCJIGN SCREAM LAUGH, WHY DO U DO THIS TO ME WHAT IS THAT PFP BRO JGFZBGJGXGF