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YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bingge has been running himself ragged for MONTHS looking for HIS 'nice Shizun'.

What he doesn't know is that Shen Yuan transmigrated into wife #216 (the one from the sexy slime chapter...) the same night he came back and have been living his best life in the palace's library every day. He's been 'giving' his night with Bingge to the harem member who managed to sneak him in a 'Flower of Transing your Gender'.

It's kind of uncomfortable to wear a woman's clothes when he's just a totally normal straight guy, but he's FINE!! He's low enough on the totem pole that he is ignored for most of the harem drama and since he's a DUDE now he isn't pulled into any wife plots! Now he gets to study all the monsters he could ever want! Plus, just occasionally glimpsing the 'best wives' like Liu Mingyan, Sha Hauling, and Ningying is pretty cool, too!

Things are going GREAT until he passes by an upper courtyard one morning and finds a Beauty Devouring Harpy-Lizard has three wives cornered and is about to eat them! Oh no! Well, this is probably a wife plot, so Bingge will come any moment now to save them....

any moment now....

any moment....

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WHERE is he???

Shen Yuan uses his new Beast Knowledge and his stolen body's mild cultivation to tame the lizard. Turns out it's just a juvenile and they can wean it off eating pretty women if they feed it enough regular meat! Now Shen Yuan has three women in his corner, too! They can help keep him off Bingge's radar while he stays in the palace!

Except... well... it keeps happening.

Beasts attack when Shen Yuan is nearby. Bingge doesn't show up. And then Shen Yuan has to deal with it! He's forming his own harem inside of the harem and he doesn't WANT that!!! Bingge will kill him!!!

It all comes to a head when one of the IMPORTANT wives, Ningying, is cornered by a Ravenous Rainbow Gem Tiger! Even using all of his cunning and smarts, Shen Yuan isn't sure he's going to make it! He manages to get Ningying out of there, but he's on the back ropes...

Then Bingge shows up just in time to save the day.

Oh and he looks BAD. Hair unkept, bags under his eyes, like he hadn't been eating; even with Airplane's shitty Cultivation rules the protagonist shouldn't look like this! Shen Yuan INSTANTLY starts fretting over him. Bingge doesn't seem that impressed, probably used to it by now and thinking that this is just gunna lead to The Usual Business. But he gets this little nagging feeling when Shen Yuan invites himself back to his chambers. Shen Yuan bullies him into bathing, brushes out his hair, makes him eat something, and gets him tucked all nicely into bed. And without a hint of papapa in sight!

In fact, Shen Yuan just... pats Bingge on the head and makes him promise he'll sleep and then leaves.

Bingge staring at the ceiling of his bed, taken care of, no sex expected... squints and has his 'wait a fucking minute' moment.

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Obsessed with the idea of Mobei Jun going through most of his life thinking that he's the only one smart enough to pick up on Shang Qinghua's worth and try to court him, only to walk into a room one day (prior to his ascension) and see Luo Binghe's husband beating up his man in what is clearly a non-serious and recreational fashion.

Just how long has this been going on for? Is this why Qinghua has never formally accepted any of his proposals? How is he supposed to retaliate when Junshang will kill him on the spot for any perceived attack on his husband? The one guy he probably can't challenge to a duel, and he's clearly trying to seduce Mobei's man out from under him!

But what can he do? More violence? Sluttier outfits? Longer attempts at meaningful eye-contact? He was already pulling out all the stops, what does this stupid scholar have that he doesn't, huh?

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Imagine you're in high-school and you have a huge crush on a teacher and you realize you're gay and you ask "do you think all gay people are terrible..?" And he smiles and says "there's bad straight people and good straight people, so why would I think all gay people are bad?"

Then you're outed against your will and he tells you you're disgusting. You go "but you said you didn't hate them!" And he says but it's different for YOU and kicks you out of school

Then you return to your high-school after graduating from college to show him see I ended up being a good educated person! You hate him for being so cruel but also want him to give you another chance... then you realize the trophy case has your picture and everyone says "you didn't know?? When you left he was so sad he fell into depression and he'd come stand in the hallway and stare at this pathetic shrine he made for you"

You try to talk to him but he runs away from you. Clearly he doesn't want to associate with a gay person like you - is what you'd think, except he's hanging out with your FLAMING father!!!!?

Anyway that's svsss from binghes pov but instead of gay it's his demon heritage

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Accidental baby acquisition idea where after receiving a plea from a remote village. Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge are requested to investigate the sudden influx in monsters and cull the numbers to restore the balance of the ecosystem.

It isn't an assignment either are enthusiastic about, though both bite their tongue. Though neither are quite prepared for the sheer number of beasts that await them.

It is through their (reluctant) combined efforts that the two discover the source of mass repopulation.

A Celestial Peach Tree of Conception

The tree had been nothing but a myth up until that point, but neither could deny their findings when faced with the ripe fruit. Legends speaking of the ability to create a child with another upon eating the fruit, no matter the gender. It explained the massive number of beasts that seemed to appear overnight.

Though legends while having a bit of truth to them, were never quite accurate. So it comes as a shock to both men when placing their palms upon the tree to further investigate, that it pulsates with their sapped Qi and produces a large peach that melts away to reveal an infant.

Shen Qingqiu is quick to reject the reality that a child had just been unintentionally created between the two. While Liu Qingge is quick to take responsibility of their mistake and claim that he will return to the Sect with (their?) the child and raise them.

That immediately causes an argument to spark between the two that ends with Shen Qingqiu deciding that there is no way he can allow a child that shares his blood and bears resemblance to him to be raised by that BRUTE.

And that is how Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge end up in this weird sexually tense shared custody agreement for their son Shen Yuan (Because Shen Qingqiu REFUSED to allow Liu Qingge to name their child)

Shen Yuan freshly transmigrated is horrified to learn that he is the infant son of THE scum villain and the man he is destined to murder.

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I absolutely love the idea of MXTX guys in red having to be strict parents. It’s not something they thought they’d be doing. They thought they’d be the fun parent but who knew their spouses in white are just too indulgent towards their children, never able to say no.

SQQ grew up as the third son of wealthy parents. He doesn’t know what moderation is. He had a hand in raising his Qing Jing children and look at them, all of them were brats. Brats who could do no wrong in SQQ’s eyes.

LWJ grew up in a restricted sect, never able to indulge in anything lest the elders punish him by denying him a visit to his mother. How could he do the same to his child? His child who is his WWX’s child too. How could he say no to their whims? Why would he say no?

As the pampered prince of Xian Le, XL had everything. Then he had nothing. He knew both sides of the spectrum. While he won’t let their child be bratty like he was, but he still let HC be the strict parent. HC looked hot like that too so more’s the bonus for him.

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finally finished it :3

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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The more I think about Shen Yuan the more I object to the "he's the nice Shen Qingqiu"

Yes he's nice to the Peak Lords

Yes he's nice to Luo Binghe

Because he likes them

He comes into the role of Shen Qingqiu already thinking of Yue Qingyuan as his big brother and excited to meet Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe (to different extents)

He basically slices Ming Fang with a knife and only stays nice to him after he unlocks OOC because he realise Ming Fang is actually fine when he's not near Luo Binghe and he realises he has the power to influence to him to stop being such a dick

He's nice to Ning Yingying because she's a wife he didn't mind but he's also really dismissive and rude towards her in his head (and all the wives tbh) but he knows how to be polite outwardly

But outside of his little circle that he has already determined he likes? He can be and is mean

Like yeah he thought Shang Qinghua was the original goods when he was tossing demon head spiders at his supposed unconscious form but still he was TOSSING DEMON HEAD SPIDERS AT SOMEONE BECAUSE HE DISLIKED HIM

Like he keeps to convention and he's not rude without reason to new people but he if he doesn't like someone he's an asshole. Most of it is internal because it has to be but when he's Plant Shen he's taunting and snide and acts so fucking weird

Even with Airplane! They are sort of friends but he's a rude little bitch to him! (Which Airplane enjoys)

Shen Yuan is fairly polite as Shen Qingqiu because he is playing an immortal master but mostly because he's usually surrounded by people he actually likes

And he's not as aggressive with strangers as Shen Jiu because he's not working off of Shen Jiu's PTSD

But their baseline is both thorny assholes who nursed on haterade

Shen Yuan just sneakier. HE BEAT UP THE BAI ZHAN DISCIPLES WHO BEAT UP HIS BINGHE BY TRICKING LIU QINGGE TO DO IT FOR HIM

Shen Jiu will tell you he hates you and wants you dead

Shen Yuan will be polite to your face but will dox you online and spread rumours about you that somehow can't be traced back to him

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AU where LBH and SJ are Qing Jing Peak disciples under SY

I wonder where things will go from here

I vaguely recall this one post on twt with three possible outcomes for the trio where 1: both of the disciples end up in the abyss, 2: SY pushes LBH into the abyss and 3: SJ pushes LBH into the abyss

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AU where the Bing-ge vs Bing-mei extra had a different outcome...

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This post as shenbros

Og drawing by arrgh-whatever

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my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)

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*Gasp*

How Bingmei evolved into Binghe

… I will not be taking questions

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Old trend but still fun

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Dear @nibbelraz asked for some Demon! Shang Qinghua so I delivered... a creature!

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binghe's having a normal one

based off this twt