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I love Gianni so much

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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my coworkers generally don’t care about current events unless it’s true crime so sometimes i kind of force feed them important information to shift their worldview. there was a beat of silence while i was counting the registers earlier and i turned to my two coworkers and said “did you know the US intentionally killed over 100,000 civilians in afghanistan and repeatedly bombed red cross and UN structures despite being told exactly where they were” and they looked at me like this which is how i know it got thru

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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You can tell that a person has been terribly sheltered when they try to come up with an example of the most odious excesses of web media and the worst thing they can think of is Homestuck.

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now that i'm gone. the heat is gone. i've only got so far that i can fall.

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Okay FUCK I forgot about this, resummoning tHt 92.3% to my dms pls

How many of you guys would be interested if I made an advert for the legion themed server I'm in, we have a vr wing, a roleplay wing and a main community server.

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How many of you guys would be interested if I made an advert for the legion themed server I'm in, we have a vr wing, a roleplay wing and a main community server.

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Day 26 of @gokutober - Snow!

My mate said I should do my take on that one meme so I did.

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its the no notes ghoast

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I say this with love and on the verge of a nervous breakdown from watching beginner cooks who don't know better yet: ALWAYS turn your pot and pan handles in so they aren't hanging over the edge of the stove

even if you don't have children or pets who might hit or grab the handles, it just takes one moment of it catching on your shirt or your hip bumping it in passing to send a bunch of hot food and oil right at you

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I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.

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is that a snake in your pants? because if not your dick is slithering away

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did i cook with these or nah

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[op is genderfluid nblm :3]