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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

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If you're ever in a pickle, remember this:

Pool water is an excellent replacement for blood plasma

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Robert C. Jackson - Dog Walker, 2022

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FUCK I FORGOT BARQFIZZ'S BIRTHDAY

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everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

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musterd is such a complex saoce. you wouldnt get it

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family portrait of my ocs ! they are so so dysfunctional

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its late may/early june so yall already know whats up

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any fantasy i've had of being a more popular artist correlates directly with how excited i am for people to take my art completely the fuck apart

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feeling my annual moment of empathy and forgetting how to handle it every time . maybe autism IS a disability

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apparently when you start dressing in clothes that dont make you feel miserable and lazy you start feeling better ?

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i hope all 44 of my followers are ready for my van gogh era im literally insane with the fullness of life and its going to seep into all my art

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dont mind me just in my artist (derogatory) era

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here's morris rotting alone in the dark confined to his bed by the pain of his chronic illness

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Mister Merry's Play Lighter, Cigarettes, and Bubble Gum, Circa 1962.

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more things should be in a state of matter also there should be more states of matter