#/serious

[wulfbones]

Greetings.

Go punch a nazi, zoophile, or pedophile today.

[blacktabbygames]

Are you aware that Hero is a very beloved voice in the fandom?

i'm just glad i've never seen a single hero//narrator post

[tecobonobo]

wait why does tumblr love enjolras so much

[paradox-crows]

Just to let all my followers know, I expect another essay about the value of random shiny objects soon

[angelfacemjj]

Okay everyone. I know this is Tumblr, but I need you fuckers to be serious. Like DEAD SERIOUS.

I want an alternative word to describe gender neutral people. You know, the words like boy/girl but neutral.

“Ain't enby here already?” Yeah, but I need it to be more casual. I feel like enby or nonbinary aren't as casual as boy/girl or woman/man.

It can't be goy or birl becuz goy is already a slang by Jewish people for non Jews n ion think birl is inclusive enough for people who feel almost or completely separated from the gender binary of male-female.

N obviously, ion want words like goblin, dragon or sum shit, because these are obvious jokes n I want a genuine term.

I need y'all's help, please don't fuck up like y'all did on the gender neutral make up post. 😓🙏🏽

[asurrogateblog]

one day. all I would like is one day without any of the beatles getting fucking involved. my best friend is a swiftie and insisted she make me a playlist to listen to, and midway through listening to one of the songs (“sweet nothing”) I was like “haha weird that verse sounds exactly like something I’ve heard paul say about linda” and then I looked it up and it turns out that apparently all of the lyric-archeology swifties have also noticed this and I’m right they know each other and the song is totally about paul. no fucking escape from this man

[y2kbugs]

A knights suit of armor (no human inside) counts as objectum too right

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

I’m sorry sometimes i don’t participate in tag games because of the “last thing you ___”

MY FUCKASS MEMORY CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I DID YESTERDAY 😭😭😭

[buggyrulez]

if the fun gang ends up banishing the soul from kris' body and the game ends without us getting to clarify that we didn't have bad intentions im going to actually start crying and screaming and no one will be able to calm me down . i want to be their friend inwant to help them i love them all so much

[takemeinyrarmy]

people who develop crushes on their friends are the most opressed group on the planet

[innit-bud]

HELP?? I GOT BANNED ON ROBLOX YET I SOMEHOW JOINED A GAME BEFORE ROBLOX COULD REFRESH MY APP AND NOW IM 1 DAY BANNED BUT GLITCHED INTO A GAME

BTW I HAVE PROOF OF ME BEING IN GAME WHILE BEINH “BANNED”[?]

AM I IMMUNE TO REPORTS NOW? ROBLOX..WHATS THIS GLITCH IM SUPPOSED TO BE BANNED

[tony-andonuts]

Day one of praying for the bombing of the Dept of State building in Houston

[ur-little-brother]

actually humans aren't real anymore furry and therain art forever

[teabeexo]

I have genuinely never felt more terrible in my entire existence