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elytrafemme · 9 months ago
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inventing a girl who is so miserable so that it doesn't have to be me
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kaoarika · 5 days ago
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I fell bad for fearmongering :)))
I mean, changing pws for a while is good... buuuut, man... FB and PP, guys. I... *facepalm*
And PP was the worst in this case, bc it was sending me PLENTY of requests for "verifying security" and captcha, like, what the fuck (and it's kinda momentarily? in some cases it goes in w/o issues, but I'm trying to get logged out and... it's never ending... it took, perhaps, over 5 minutes of logging me out?)
There was a recent news that 16 billion pws got leaked, but the general consensus I'm reading elsewhere it's that these have been previously breached before (in batches, let's put it that way) and that a great abnormal quantity of them were actually coming from malware/hacking stuff. MANY news articles are NOT mentioning this bit whatsoever.
Of course, I panic bc I have LOTS of things I have info within. My emails are connected in some way or another. Luckily, there are mails that I have not exactly shared within public so they haven't been breached "yet", or I recently (say, a year ago) changed their pws, while others not so much (bc I fear EXACTLY of stupid stuff like what happened with FB or PP). And it's... man, I don't feel good :)))
I mean, my old hotmail accounts were constantly "attacked" by people attempting to login from remote places and/or VPNs located in two whole continents apart (or this one, Argentina and Brazil were quite the popular ones), even when I changed my pws (and their aliases! MAN, it's a breath of fresh air not having attempts of being hacked?), and these were part of several breaches (including one from Tumblr in 2013).
FB's case kind of sucks cosindering that being centralized in Meta was a huge fucking mistake by that POS of Zuckerberg. And YES, I know I hate FB with all my guts, but FUUUUCK. OFC THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE IT TEN TIMES WORSE, THE ASSHOLES OF THEIR UI/UX TEAM: LET me change my stupid old phone number! NO, the SIM card is probably GONE at this point, ffs! I CANNOT connect to my WA account in there as well, you jerks!
PP was a strange one, in my opinion. But I suppose they had issues in my region, either they had been DDoS, or there were plenty of people doing the stupid thing I did. Apparently I noticed they got rid of a few of the symbols they do not accept anymore in pws, so I suppose I avoided a bullet there. I know how anal and finicky certain websites can be about dots (looking at you, MS, not letting my [first 2 or 3 letters].[redacted] mails not be used as alternatives for my outlooks ones :/), so wouldn't be surprising they did this too.
I... should lay this down. The only pws I may be changing are the not so finicky ones, I guess?
haveibeenpwned.com is still as useful as it is in data breaches. But, man, do not fall in the same fearmongering as I did.
I'm so tired, man.
Like, fuck, I hate being like this.
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tolivealie · 2 months ago
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Recent issues Hello all. Since I no longer have a blog to post to for news I'm posting here. In order to keep prices as low I do things a bit differently at TLAL. One big way I save is to have pay-as-you-want hosting for my website. The host I have used for 20 years is a nice computer engineer who at some point ran the server out of his house and I contributed to any upgrading campaigns. I had one issue earlier this year where they upgraded MySQL on the server and that took the site down and were generally responsive. Well Thursday night at 2:15 or so AM while I was in the bathroom with food poisoning I got an IT monitoring alert I set up that my site had changed. I normally have this to safeguard against my site getting taken over but an hour later I saw it and put in a ticket to repair my site. As of Monday I have not heard from my host. People have kindly offered other hosting ideas and suggested Shopify but to get back to pricing, Zencart is something I can manage, upgrade, and modify everything for so that is not the problem and it is a huge money saving practice for the label. A reiteration of a few things from this process - 1) I currently do not need any technical suggestions on a webstore - I still have all my files and database files locked away behind a Cpanel I cannot login to. Yes I have backups, no they are not as new as I'd like. 2) I know the Bigcartel might have expensive shipping overseas, my other store probably did too. Yes I have access to Pirate Ship and Global Post but they only cut a few dollars off, I still have to charge some for Paypal fees too 3) We are not taking on new bands or new releases 4) Orders from the previous store are all shipped out 5) Any email with @tolivealie.com currently does not work. Please do not email info@ or submissions@. [email protected] works but we are sort of still in emergency mode 6) Since we are in emergency mode we cannot accommodate any special requests at this time. 7) Also since we are in emergency mode, please note that social media messages are low on our list, so as always do not send any promos whatsoever in DMs or expect timely responses. Thanks for bearing with me. -Will
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0ffthebit · 3 months ago
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March PT 1
Seven Wonders - Fleetwood Mac
The first time I heard the song, and it instantly put me in a good mood. It gave me a sense of hope.
2. say you will - fleetwood mac
Another first time listen. I really thought I was well versed in Fleetwood, but I guess not. The way Stevie Nicks sings "electricity of love" itches my brain. I'm glad I've heard this song because I'll never be able to let it go now.
3. things i wish you said - sabrina carpenter
Emails I Can't Send is such an underrated album that I feel like more people should listen to. This song is also underrated on an already underrated album. Fun Fact: I actually got to see Sabrina Carpenter live during the tour for this album and I paid 37 dollars for each ticket!
4. give yourself a try - the 1975
you'll never be able to pry the 1975 from my ears. Their music is so addicting, and I can't help but have moments where I fixate on one or multiple of their songs. I've never had crack, but I think the high people get from that is the same as me listening to their music.
5. a change is gonna come - sam cooke
The song is so beautifully sung and written and I'm using it as a sort of manifestation. Like Sam Cooke, I'm hoping for a change, but more than that I'm believing in change, because it will come. I'm just sad that this song's message still must be fought to be withheld 61 yrs after its release.
6. white flag - clairo
I was listening to one of Spotify's moody mix playlists that are geared to your personal tastes and this played. Every time it ended, I would repeat it manually.
7. both sides now - joni mitchell (1969)
I didn't know much about Joni Mitchell until I saw the video of Amanda Seyfried playing a cover of the song California on a talk show. The little knowledge I do know of it is that one scene from Love Actually where the wife is expecting jewelry for Christmas because she finds it in Alan Rickman's coat pocket but ends up getting a Joni Mitchell album instead.
8. none of your business - salt-n-peppa
NATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!
All our lives as women people have had something to say. Whether they're commenting on our characters or our bodies, they can never leave women alone. Just let us live!
9. for months now (III) - madi diaz, lizzy mcalpine
In December I had this song on repeat. I cannot relate to it whatsoever, but the thought of maybe one day is so soul crushingly exciting. I don't know how to explain it. I've just always wanted to know what heartbreak feels like. Whenever I hear this song, I think about my last moments in my old house. My fake Christmas tree lit up in my room with my window covered by blankets blocking out any natural light. I had my tablet placed in front of me as I would spend the hours between 9 pm and 1 am reading fanfiction. Any semblance of that feeling and that house is welcomed and that's why I chose this song.
10. ever seen - beabadoobee
this song makes me think of spring. I felt it was fitting for march.
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water1wolf · 2 years ago
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The phrase "digital native" is something those in human computer research are *screaming* about. We have students who cannot successfully navigate a pc to open different programs, who don't even seem to be being taught 'how to Google' anymore (not that it's anywhere near as useful as it used to be). And the webpages have instructions on what to do... If they can get there. If we haven't inadvertently assumed something is known that isn't to them. If they're not too tired of essays hiding instructions to do anything more than skim-read and click the most obvious button.
I take pictures when I'm asked for a document physically signed or similar because honestly I don't want to deal with going to a shop or library and having to figure out a new system when this is probably sufficient. But also I get exhausted by students sending me an "there's a problem, can you fix it?" email with no additional detail whatsoever (but in the end, if they have no context, maybe it's better for them to just wait for me to tell them what I need).
We have a bunch of enforced sessions at the start of the university term which go through "easy ways to scan a file" "how to upload" etcetc but like. How many places which expect you to do these things will teach you? And no, having a tutorial somewhere *they think* is obvious doesn't count.
I know fragments of different parts of web dev and server architecture from when I've gone on whimsical explorations, but sometimes have to get my seniors to take me step-by-step through something fundamental and simple. I don't know the words to find the right tutorials, if they even exist at all.
Honestly, I don't know where I'm going and I also don't know where we *should* go. If people aren't interested in computers, they'll only have experience up to what is convenient and there's a lot of areas which we need in adult life which just aren't necessary for kids unless you shoehorn it in. And then you need to keep shoehorning it in or it's forgotten...
seriously, though. i work in higher education, and part of my job is students sending me transcripts. you'd think the ones who have the least idea how to actually do that would be the older ones, and while sure, they definitely struggle with it, i see it most with the younger students. the teens to early 20s crowd.
very, astonishingly often, they don't know how to work with .pdf documents. i get garbage phone screenshots, sometimes inserted into an excel or word file for who knows what reason, but most often it's just a raw .jpg or other image file.
they definitely either don't know how to use a scanner, don't have access to one, or don't even know where they might go for that (staples and other office supply stores sometimes still have these services, but public libraries always have your back, kids.) so when they have a paper transcript and need to send me a copy electronically, it's just terrible photos at bad angles full of thumbs and text-obscuring shadows.
mind bogglingly frequently, i get cell phone photos of computer screens. they don't know how to take a screenshot on a computer. they don't know the function of the Print Screen button on the keyboard. they don't know how to right click a web page, hit "print", and choose "save as PDF" to produce a full and unbroken capture of the entirety of a webpage.
sometimes they'll just copy the text of a transcript and paste it right into the message of an email. that's if they figure out the difference between the body text portion of the email and the subject line, because quite frankly they often don't.
these are people who in most cases have done at least some college work already, but they have absolutely no clue how to utilize the attachment function in an email, and for some reason they don't consider they could google very quickly for instructions or even videos.
i am not taking a shit on gen z/gen alpha here, i'm really not.
what i am is aghast that they've been so massively failed on so many levels. the education system assumed they were "native" to technology and needed to be taught nothing. their parents assumed the same, or assumed the schools would teach them, or don't know how themselves and are too intimidated to figure it out and teach their kids these skills at home.
they spend hours a day on instagram and tiktok and youtube and etc, so they surely know (this is ridiculous to assume!!!) how to draft a formal email and format the text and what part goes where and what all those damn little symbols means, right? SURELY they're already familiar with every file type under the sun and know how to make use of whatever's salient in a pinch, right???
THEY MUST CERTAINLY know, innately, as one knows how to inhale, how to type in business formatting and formal communication style, how to present themselves in a way that gets them taken seriously by formal institutions, how to appear and be competent in basic/standard digital skills. SURELY. Of course. RIGHT!!!!
it's MADDENING, it's insane, and it's frustrating from the receiving end, but even more frustrating knowing they're stumbling blind out there in the digital spaces of grown-up matters, being dismissed, being considered less intelligent, being talked down to, because every adult and system responsible for them just
ASSUMED they should "just know" or "just figure out" these important things no one ever bothered to teach them, or half the time even introduce the concepts of before asking them to do it, on the spot, with high educational or professional stakes.
kids shouldn't have to supplement their own education like this and get sneered and scoffed at if they don't.
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thatbadadvice · 3 years ago
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Help! A Grown-Ass Man Didn’t Do A Thing He Wasn’t Obligated To Do
Alison Green, Inc.com, 19 October 2022:
A candidate hasn't attend his job interview, even though we called him to choose an interview time and then sent a confirmation email including time and location. I was wondering if I can send him an email in which I discipline him for not attending, because it cost me time and money for reserving the location, and inform him that he's been blacklisted from our organization.
I’m sorry -- you set up one entire job interview with a man, an incredible favor that speaks to your thoughtfulness, generosity, and good spirit, a thing you did for him out of the sheer goodness of your own heart, out of no interest of your own, entirely altruistically, and this is the thanks you get? The ungrateful boor cannot be allowed to disrespect you and the deep investment you made in him -- my goodness, you sent him a confirmation email for Pete’s sake! There is only one reason for a person not to show up to a job interview, and that reason is because they are a cruel, ungracious churl whose sole delight in this world is making your life more difficult, like you personally and specifically. No one ever gets sick or in a terrible car accident or has to care for a loved one or gets wrapped up in a community emergency requiring them to prioritize literally anything over spending a half-hour telling another stranger about how their greatest weakness is being the world’s biggest perfectionist.
If this lout is not turned into a shell of his former self by the merciless punishment you personally mete out to him in the service of preserving your good name, you run the risk of it getting around the 2728 North Highway 16 Commercial Park that you are some sort of employer looking for employees with whom to engage in a business relationship, to wit: the exchange of labor for compensation. If this great shame is made public, your reputation might never recover.
What did you have in mind? One worries that someone as kind and considerate as you (a confirmation email! one cannot get over it!) might be reticent to deliver the full thrust of discipline required to ensure that this man never forgets the horrible mistake he made the day he didn’t do a thing he wasn’t obligated to do, with someone who has no power over him whatsoever and to whom he owes absolutely nothing. Certainly calling him some mean names in an email is a place to start, but have you considered: also sending some rude texts? He will really rue the day he failed to discover all the wondrous benefits of hitching his economic apple wagon to your shining star! Spend some time brainstorming other options -- a little light flaying might do this guy a world of good.
At the very least, this man needs to be informed in no uncertain terms that you, the people who set up an interview to which he entirely fucking ghosted, are really the ones who didn’t want to work with him, and that actually you don’t even care if he works there or not, he can absolutely sit and spin as far as you are concerned, you hope he falls off the face of the earth, you barely have even given him a second thought, he is entirely meaningless to you and no person in the entire universe could possibly interest you less. 
(Any chance this no-show good-for-nothing is an entitled Millennial or lazy Gen-Z-er? The younger generations really have no understanding of workplace norms at all!)
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spacecowboysfrommars · 3 years ago
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FAM WHEN I SAY I'M SCREAMING I-
I-
no actually no I'm whispering whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckw
my BOYS
TOGETHER
MY BOYS
Congrats I'm returning to tumblr (once again shh) for the sole purpose of SHRIEKING AT YOU ABOUT THAT LAST CHAPTER OF TWWW
Oh my GOD.
SPOILERS IF ANYBODY HASN'T READ IT YET (though like fr what are you doing if you haven't? fake fans) ANYWAY
Tony opening up to Nat?? Nat understanding and bringing up her sister???? NAT FIGURING OUT HOW TO FIND PETER (which like GOD they're all so stupid but like wow what a solution hiding in plain sight wtf). Tony not waiting even a second for backup he's just like FUCK this I'm finding my kid?? Osb*rn's little drama??? PETER STANDING UP TO HIM??? FOR TONY??????? my child BETTER take that as a healing experience and not feel guilty for removing such an evil waste of space from the surface of the earth. man dESERVES to rot in hell thanks bb. The part where Peter ends up like hugging Tony so hard and they're both collapsed on the ground and peter's trying to crawl closer into tony's chest (which you KNOW is my favorite shit like that's my shit right there)????
FAMMM!!!!!!!!!
T-TTTTTTT
(spoilers over)
the ONLY lil note i'd mention is like, you say "shaking like a tree in a hurricane" kinda a lot, and it's such a kickass line that maybe u should save it for only the most kickass moments. but otherwise this is a fucking masterpiece
I can't wait for the epilogue <3 <3 <3 I despise you <33333
(in the lowest of keys, any chance you've already written it and would send it to me privately early? in addition to kicking myself off tumblr I'm probably gonna kick myself off ao3 starting tomorrow :( just because I have truly zero self-control and therefore cannot be trusted with nice things while also having Responsibilities. i'd just...be so sad if I couldn't read the epilogue :( and I'd also be a lil bummed if i had to break my "no ao3" in order to read said epilogue because then i'd probably be like, "well, next month I guess :D" which is NOT a good idea lmaoo. no pressure if you can't or haven't written it yet or don't want to tho)
right so tldr I cannot STAND you and I value and adore you so much. You cannot be trusted with my heart, and yet you hold it in one hand and in the other you've got thro's motherfucking hammer full of your words and you're holding it with a DEMONIC amount of glee
UGHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHH <3
HZHSIWJWBDJWISHSBD
LOVE YOU
ok so I would absolutely be okay with privately sending you the epilogue, but my private messages on Tumblr aren’t working whatsoever, and I’m unable to see messages or send anything) I’ve emailed the support team but never got a response) so if there’s any other way I can work out sending it to you, that would be great (maybe in your AMA?)
P.S so happy that you’re prioritizing your mental health at the moment (even if I miss ur regular blog updates terribly) because Responsibilities are important. Take all the time you need <333
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stagbells · 4 years ago
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shinriaaa · 4 years ago
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Venus
Chapter 1
Summary: As his world faced the near extinction event, Levi Ackerman was coincidentally contacted by his cosmic relative. Unbeknownst to him, they are both alone in the universe as Ackermans. Not going to be replicated just like the others in different worlds, but to disappear once they’ll... die.
p/s another unedited fic soooo yea, please leave out your comments below if u guys wanted to let me continue this!
He was sure that the universe is playing his fate all along as if the mysterious void of different celestial bodies is just another speck of reality embedded in humanity’s mind like a whirlwind of eternal misery. Just another mind fuckery, making their species insane and pretty much useless if the world just began and ends in a blink of an eye.
Taking a break from his head aching stupor, he stood up and poured another cup of tea, an Earl Grey, which is safely tucked in a drawer of his domain at the moment for the past 70 years. The owner might have left it there for his pleasure but died like everyone else that was left in the world at the moment.
Sitting back on the swivel chair of the office, his computer— no, supercomputer suddenly gave a message. There is an email, an email and his eyes widened like it’s the most surreal thing that has happened ever since he was born on Earth. Emails er are long gone, and it was replaced by those electronic texts and all of the sudden, another automatic message receiving device has been invented that you immediately receive it to your head via a chip implanted there.
Levi stifled a laugh, much to his chagrin, he grinned silently. He clicked the notification, but his eyes widened when he saw the sender.
Mikasa… Ackerman.
To be honest, he doesn’t know her. He had no relatives with that name, and even if he did somehow, probably she’s on another side of the planet because of her name, which sounds Japanese. But why all of the sudden? Is she even alive? But where?
All those questions suddenly made him shiver when he realized that the Japanese peninsula was obliterated a year ago and the survivors fled into space.
He slowly read the letter, his eyes not even blinking. He swore that it all baffled him, like the universe itself and the world around him.
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Dear Levi,
Hello. I’m Mikasa Ackerman.
I came from another world… and upon searching among the worlds that may still harbor life, I saw your surname. As silly as it is, I am hoping for you to email me back since I am all alone in the universe. You know that… we are the only ones who existed in the whole universe, even parallel ones. We are singular, Levi. We have only one life among the stars, and we are not going to be copied like the rest of the world be.
I wanted to reach out to you… Please. We are on the brink of extinction right now. An Ackerman alone in the universe is a terrible thing, and if I’m gone, no one will be like me again. Also you… you will turn to dust like the others, except you will not be copied into another universe. There is a wormhole, and I sent this to you at the quickest speed of light. I am in another universe, a parallel universe like the millions around us.
Save me and be with me. Please live. I cannot lose you.
Sincerely yours, Mikasa
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He stared at the screen, his emotions are now in a sudden haze of confusion and bewilderment. As if on cue to his shocking discovery, he staggered back on his chair and fell on the floor when an explosion probably a thousand miles away from where he was temporarily living is obviously… obliterated by the force and the sudden drop of temperature made him shiver.
Another Higgs, and he’ll surely kill himself rather than being blasted by that damned bomb. He stood up, luckily the supercomputer wasn’t harmed and the bright light emitted from it made his place illuminated in contrast to the world outside his makeshift abandoned facility from decades long gone.
80 years ago, wars broke out. The earth slowly turned into ruins, and millions and billions of people died. The people lost control, and some of them ventured away towards the stars. The humans left here in this damned planet are always higged, turned to ashes, just for the sake of destruction. The Sun warmed, too warm and it killed everything.
The year 2113 wasn’t getting better either, it was far worse. It was almost an extinction-level event, and he feared the worst. The planet could potentially be obliterated by the species it gave life with, only the said species became its demise.
Now, in his apocalyptic world, he was sitting on his swivel chair, now called vintage by his timeline, and stared at the email outrageously, and remembered a story about a certain girl who wanted him to respond from years long gone. Levi heaved out a sigh, and if there’s any way that could get him out of this fucked up planet, he’ll do it. Even if it has consequences, or he will be eaten by aliens or whatsoever that awaits him up there in the void, he will find a way.
It’s not like humans can’t still offer a ride up to space and go to another hospitable planet, but unluckily for him, he was not a millionaire or a billionaire in this world. He can’t afford a seat— hell, he can’t even come inside that fucking rocket without a cash payment to offer. Because surviving is a damn expensive venture he’ll get into, and even though he’ll rob a bank here and now, he will probably end up dying or find nothing there.
Humanity is long gone.
And he was still here, looking at his computer, like he was so lucky, so lucky in fact, to even be contacted by someone even though it’s from another world or anything in this matter. As long as someone is still worried about his well-being.
Finally, after he pondered for a moment, he clicked the email button, well, a reply would suffice. His fingers hovered the keyboard, and it was so foreign for him to act like this— even to the world as living in at the moment, that he sent a message through a keyboard and a fucking computer at that.
He typed and typed, leaving out the details and he sighed. There is no turning back… he will just wait and see if there is a possibility that he will be free.
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Dear Mikasa,
Hello… Yes, I’m Levi.
I’ve received your email. Please count the hours since you sent it so that we can properly talk through this… old type of sending messages. I am unlucky living on this Earth, probably too far away to reach you. If you need my help, it is probably too late. We are getting obliterated right now, and there’s more to come.
Mikasa, how can I save you when I couldn’t save myself from this fucked up world? Tell me how and I’ll gladly do it. Thank you for reaching out, even though you don’t need to.
By the way… are you safe? Because I’m fucking obviously not.
Yours, Levi Ackerman
——
Sending it… he slumped back on his not-so-comfortable swivel chair as the loading continued. But after a few seconds, he saw the ‘sent!’ notification and a small smile lit up his lips. By the thoughts of it, he hoped that it may reach her somehow… if not too late. Extinction, like his world, is probably common among the worlds that have a common ground— parallel. The multiverse is a common concept, and not like it was originally taken kindly, some people still doubt it until now. Levi thought if she was from another universe that is parallel to him, or maybe… if it is parallel to his world, she would probably be in front of a computer talking to him at the end of the world.
Sighing, he closed his eyes as the smell of apocalypse lingered around him. It smells filthy, deranged and he hates it. Loathes it, in fact.
Freedom… did it even exist? He wondered as he saw another thunder and a blast from up above, silently praying that there are no casualties in that land to become one of the dead.
But pondering what Mikasa said, they are luckily replicated to the other parallel universes. Maybe the people here are living there peacefully without the Higgs, and maybe they die but luckily be buried underneath the Earth.
But not him.
He never felt so alone until her email. If the universe is playing his fate, they sure want him to suffer.
It was a few minutes after he took a nap and a message suddenly came into his bright supercomputer, like it was a fire ignited from the wood. He looked up, seemingly deluded by the fact, that someone was communicating with him. Like it was not just a dream or trickery from his mind throughout this madness.
It was all true.
Mikasa is still alive, somewhere… but still alive.
Slowly clicking the email while his eyes glued to the screen, he finally read her reply. Bit by bit, slowly… like he can finally see the light.
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Dear Levi,
Thank the Gods you’re alive!
To answer your request, I received your email after a few minutes when I sent my email to you. I think you quickly answered it, right? Also… I’m safe. I’m in a spaceship at the moment, but as you can see, humanity in this universe is on a brink of extinction. We are nearing the wormhole, in case you’re wondering why I can quickly send the message. Apparently…
We’re probably coming to your universe.
I doubt it… but I saw the map and it was headed towards your universe when I first searched your name, it has an address, and I knew, we’re going there. Levi, I can save you. I’ll save you if I can, I’ll control the spaceship since everyone is asleep…
Find a way to get into a rocketship. And I’ll meet you at your world’s moon base (if there’s any) and I’ll get you.
Sincerely yours, Mikasa
——
Levi inwardly smirked, as an idea sparked in his mind. Speaking of moon bases, he has a friend in NASA, still here at the Earth as of this moment. The flight towards the moon base will happen this afternoon… if he can see exactly the sun in the dark skies that indicates it was still morning.
He replied to her email, grabbed some supplies for his venture outside towards the 15-minute walk towards NASA's main building, and locked the door.
It was not a luxury seat on a starship ride, but the Moon is the door to his freedom.
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Dear Mikasa,
Thank you. I think I found a way. I’ll meet you up. Though the ride will take place after three days, two and a half days is the minimum time of travel. Perhaps you can meet me after four to five days if possible.
Please be safe. And thank you for saving me. Email me up, and I’ll answer you later since I’ll be going on an errand.
Yours, Levi
——
Chapter Two
A/N Please let me know in the comments below about your thoughts! don’t be shy to leave a note, hehehehehe ily! ✨
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trutimeline · 4 years ago
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idislikecispeople, The Most Infamous Dyscourse Blogger: Part 1.0, Rumors
idislikecispeople, also known as many names throughout her time on Tumblr (such as Adele, Kat, Mami, Samantha and Sayaka), was a former Tumblr blogger who became infamous for coining the term "tucute", among many other controversial things she has posted on her blogs. This was supposed to be one, very long masterpost about her, but Tumblr's post editor is a bitch and won't let me do that.
In this post, I'll be debunking or confirming rumors commonly spread about idislikecispeople. The rest of my posts about her will each be dedicated to a specific controversial belief she held or situations she got into. For simplicity's sake, I'll be referring to idislikecispeople as Kat for the rest of this post and future ones.
Rumors
Kat Coined the Terms "Truscum" and "Tucute"
Verdict: Partially True
Kat coined the term tucute, but she did not coin the terms truscum or transmedicalist.
Here's a screenshot of Kat's original definition of a tucute:
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What is Tucute?
What does tucute mean?
Tucute is basically just the opposite of truscum, it’s a term and community for trans, nonbinary, and/or non-cis individuals created to separate anti-truscum from truscum and to serve as a safe place from truscum and from cis people, where they believe that being trans requires dysphoria, we do not,where they think that being trans is a medical condition, we do not,and where they deny numerous gender identities on the basis that it “discredits the trans community” we do not.
What are the prerequisites to be a part of the tucute community?
You have to be trans, nonbinary, and/or non-cis in general
You have to accept all pronouns and gender identities
You haveto believe that dysphoria is not necessary to be trans
You have to dislike truscum
You cannot side with truscum or believe in their ideology
You cannot misgender anyone no matter how mad they make you
You cannot be an ableist whatsoever
Did you invent the tucute community? Why?
I indeed did coin the tucute term and community and anyone who says otherwise are creeps who are trying to steal it from me and redefine it for their own nefarious doings. I started this community so anti-truscum could separate themselves from truscum and cis people who are a part of the truscum community, it serves as a safe space from both truscum and cis people.
I’m cis, can I be tucute if I believe in your movement and want to help?
No, you can’t be tucute if you’re cis, you can only be a tucute ally, and you need to be sure to never speak for or over a trans person.
I see a lot of tucuties being just as harmful as truscum, what will you do about it?
There isn’t much I can do to them other than ask them to stop aligning with the tucute community, and of course, that doesn’t mean they will. Also be noted that truscum and cis people will pretend to be tucute just to tarnish the name of the tucute community, so tread lightly, you might be talking to a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Spread the word, use the tag #tucute and join the army today!
[A digital drawing of Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica in her magical girl form, with a banner underneath her reading "Tucute 4 U!"]
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Kat Was a Cisgender Woman Who Lied About Being a Transgender Woman
Verdict: False
This rumor primarily comes from a post on Kat's oldest known Tumblr blog, chromaghost, where she claims that she wasn't MTF and only tagged a selfie as such because she thought that transgender people were "cool".
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Anonymous asked: are you a mtf? i seen it tagged on one of your photos.
No lol. I wanted to post it to the tag because transgender people are cool :3
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However, Kat addressed this post and made it clear she very much was a transgender woman multiple times on her later blogs. This claim can also be confirmed with nude photos Kat posted online, which I don't feel comfortable spreading, so you'll just have to trust me on that one. I also don't feel comfortable directly encouraging you to go and dig up those nudes, as most of her nude photos were either taken when she was a minor, spread without her consent and/or were uploaded because people pressured her into posting nudes to "prove" she was a transgender woman.
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Anonymous asked: you bound with ace bandage in one of your selfies. i don't know what to think about you anymore. according to some people you're a 27 year old cis woman scamming us, but you say you're a 22 year old trans woman. i want to trust you but i don't know if i can. i'm sorry.
Rest assured I’m not 27 years old lol. What you’re referring to is a less than graceful ~art piece~ we did (”Playing a Boy” or something) on deviantART when we were 16/17 (?) and really ill-informed. I ask you to not take that as how I stand currently – as I have learned so much more since, and I have a penis and I was designated male at birth because of it (feel free to purchase a passcode to our nsfw blog to see for yourself). At the time we were developing breast tissue but still had to appear as a ‘boy.’ Don’t bind with Ace bandages, kids, it can damage your rib cage, something we didn’t know at the time.
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[A picture of two prescriptions, estradiol and spironolactone, both prescribed to Adele Sheffield.]
grandtran still gonna think I photoshopped it or what
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Anonymous asked: In other words, you aren't gonna cough up the pics because you know you can't fake that shit because you're actually cis. Cool. BTW why do you keep changing your story about the blog, and if the blog was run by you when you were in denial about being trans because of self hate, why were the pics tagged mtf and you were constantly saying trans people were cool?
Yeah I’m not gonna do something for y’all and get nothing in return except more doubt from you, you see how one sided that kind of request is? Also its technically considered sexual harassment, just because its on the internet, you’re a coward (whats your username btw?), and you think I’m cis and you want me to prove time and time again to you that I’m dmab doesn’t justify sexually soliciting someone when they’re not comfortable in being solicited – for free no less.
At first I genuinely had no memory of that blog, it was only active for all of 2 months and for some reason I moved onto a new email and new tumblr, and I haven’t the foggiest why. As for the whole “me claiming to not be ~mtf~” I don’t have any memories from that time, I can only assume it was a lot of dysphoria fueled self-hatred and wanting to be seen/pass as a cis girl lesbian.
If you’re really gonna solicit nudes from a trans woman (a second time) as they do sex work to try and stay on their feet without offering anything in return just so your transmisogynistic ass can get off to trying to tell me my dick is fake isn’t classy at all. I perish the thought of what you’re parents would think of this behavior from you. But yeah, feel free to send some money to my paypal so I can get the gender markers on my records changed because that’s gonna cost a lot apparently, and I’ll definitely send you the dick pics you want. :)
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[A picture of a a hospital bracelet on Kat's wrist. The patient's name is Adele Sheffield and her sex is labeled as "M".]
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Kat Lied About Having Diabetes To Get Money From Tumblr Users
Verdict: False
This doesn't need much commentary from me, just view the screenshots below.
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To the people who keep harping on me buying a $15 video game for my mental health 7 MONTHS ago “with my donation money,” well, here you go, some proof, links and screenshots provided
So for everyone spreading misinformation about me spending $15 on a video game for my mental health, here’s a full list of reasons why there is no way, shape, or form I spent my paypal money on it:
Yes, I spent $15 of my own money after selling one of my possessions, not denying it:
[A screenshot of a Tumblr post by Kat where she shows off a copy of Fall Out: New Vegas, marked with a price of $14.99. The date of the post is marked as July 21, 2014 at 06:28.39 PM.]
Be sure to look at the date, July 21st, 2014 6:28 PM. Now lets look at my first donation post asking for help:
[A screenshot of a Tumblr post by Kat where she asks for donations to be able to afford insulin because she has no insurance. The date of the post is marked as July 20, 2014 at 08:14.00 PM.]
Hmm, one day before the purchase of said game, July 20th 2014 at 8:14 PM. Now, I’ve never heard of a video game store — much less a non-chain video game store accepting payment for video games in the form of virtual Amazon gift cards, have you? Oh, but you’re gonna say, “well you bought the game with your paypal donations anyway!” Well, here’s exhibit C:
[Another screenshot of a separate post made by Kat where she is also asking for donations to be able to afford insulin. The date of the post is marked as July 23, 2014 at 12:27.46 PM.]
Again, looking at the date of this posting which is the original donations post, you can see it was posted on July 23rd, 2014 at 12:27 PM, a full 2 days after I had bought the game. Now, if there’s no way for me to use Amazon gift cards for a real life video game store, then how can I go back in time a minimum of 2 full days to give past me $15 to buy said game, hm? This isn’t even accounting for the fact that I didn’t even have my own bank account associated with it until over a week later, and it surely doesn’t account for the fact that it takes up to 5 days to transfer from paypal to your bank account. All the dates are linked to the original unedited posts so you can see for yourself, and for added measure my first deposit was on August 14th, 2014:
[A screenshot of a deposit made by Kat. The date is marked as 08/14/14.]
Oh but yeah, anti-sjs, truscum, and the like took damniwishidthoughtofabettername’s postthey used to gaslight us with misinformation and you all bought it. Tell me how I could misuse donations that I could not use outside of Amazon and money I didn’t even start receiving until a full two days later, let alone the fact that there’s no way I could have transferred said money and used it two days prior as of the date of the paypal donations post.
I hope some of y’all could reblog this and get the word out, I’m sick and tired of people buying into that misinformation that person did solely to gaslight me as a means to try and disrupt my donations drive.
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[A selfie of Kat holding up a vial of Novolin to the camera.]
Hey anon, I don’t feel comfy giving you my receipts (because doxxing is a thing) but here you go, a selfie with my most recent insulin purchase. 👽
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Anonymous asked: Getting desperate for money again I see. How is your fake diabetes lately. I bet your blood sugar is like 800 this time and you're still able to be alive somehow.
You got me, I’m ~totally faking~
[A selfie of Kat. In the background several items used by diabetics are seen such as insulin syringes, glucose tablets, a blood sugar tester and test strips.]
[A picture that gives us a closer look at the background of the previous selfie.]
[A selfie of Kat holding up two vials, one of Lantus and the other of Humalog.]
Gee, must be one dedicated faker, right? To have hundreds of dollars of insulin equipment and insulin itself. Hmmm… Insulin syringes, glucose tablets, a blood sugar tester and test strips.. oh and insulin, hmmmm….
Oh and because you didn’t learn from last time you don’t die instantly when your blood sugar goes over 600 lol, something anyone who studies endocrinology can tell you, and I would know, being a diabetic, having to be hospitalized numerous times for ketoacidosis where the blood sugar has been too high for too long. Things you clearly do not know and you’re just jumping on the disableist bandwagon. I have an idea of who you are anyway, just doing this for future reference.
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A List of Things the Scoundrels Are No Longer Allowed to Do
So, I have recently read “A List of Things Skippy Isn’t Allowed to Do in the Army” and “A List of Things Dr. Bright isn’t allowed to do at the SCP Foundation”, and I decided to do a version of my own.  Some of these are taken from these other two lists.  If anyone who reads this you has any ideas for the list, feel free to add them.  
The group known as the Magnificent Scoundrels has gotten a bit out of hand.  This list was compiled by Admiral Hackett of the Systems Alliance, Admiral Kelly of the GA, Fleet Admiral Hood of the UNSC, Inquisitor Vail of the Holy Inquisition, Commander Briggs of the Frontier Militia, Princess Leia of the New Republic, and Director Fury of SHIELD in order to curb the Scoundrels’ more dangerous or inappropriate behaviors.  These rules apply to all Scoundrels and their teams/crews.  
1.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to call SPARTAN super soldiers “big boys”.
2.  The Better Business Bureau is not the correct agency for handling people who smuggle Sith holocrons.
3.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to say the phrase “I am in need of a new host body” within earshot of Imperial Inquisitors.
4.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to bargain personnel for their “souls”.  Even if they say they can get you a good deal.
5.  Government equipment is not to be used to bootleg pornography.  
6.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to cite Kevin McCallister from Home Alone as a credible source for anti-personnel tactics in official documents.
7.  The rumor that Adam Vir wears heelies while in official dress uniform is a blatant lie.
8.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to send spam emails to Ceberus.  Even if it is funny.
9.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to apply mind control devices to major political figures.
10.  Thomas Drake is no longer allowed to use time travel devices.  Especially if his reasoning is to “screw with those history nerds.”
11.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use telepaths to alter or affect the outcomes of reality based television shows.
12.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to trade government property for liquor.
13.  “I was bored” is not a valid excuse.
14.  The Scoundrels are not allowed to begin a crusade without the written permission of the Imperial Inquisition.
15. Thanos is not to be referred to as “Biggy T”.
16.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use fan conventions as recruitment drives.
17.  Any proposal which includes the phrase “metric fuck load” is to be denied.
18.  The video game Doom is not a credible source.
19.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to allow Starfleet red shirts to be possessed by daemons or ancient Sith Lords.
20.  When researching time travel, please refer to the work of the IMC’s ARES Division or the Starfleet, not Doctor Who, Back to the Future, or Call of Duty Zombies.
21.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to to accept or use any of the following as currency:
           Your soul
           Anyone else’s soul
           Firstborn children
           Memories
           Memes
           Blood
           Organs
           Virginity
           Ponies
           Eldritch Artifacts
22.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to join any communist party for any reason.  (Note from Thomas Drake- Hell yeah.  Those guys suck.)
23.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to join any fascist party for any reason. (Note from Thomas Drake- Hell yeah.  Those guys suck too.)
24.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to join the Imperial Cult, unless they are an already practicing member.  (Note from Thomas Drake- LONG LIVE OUR GLORIOUS LEADER THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN AND IF YOU ARE AN INQUISITOR PLEASE NOTE I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE EMPEROR EVER.)
25.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to taunt the Asari about how bad they are at fighting wars.
26.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to chew gum during staff meetings, unless they brought enough for everybody.
27.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to chew gum during staff meetings, even if they did bring enough for everyone.
28.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use Volus’s as bowling pins or bowling balls.
29.  While we do not have jurisdiction over him and thus cannot prevent their sale, none of the other Scoundrels are to purchase or proquire experimental drugs from Thomas Drake.  
30.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to imply that their superior officers served in World War II.  They aren’t that old.
31.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use military vehicles to “squish” things.
32.  Surprisingly enough, or, perhaps not, considering what’s on there, downloading the entirety of 4chan into a Geth Colossus did, in fact, shut it down.  
33.  Loudspeaker systems are not to be used to broadcast the soundtracks of porno movies.
34.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to drink copious amounts of food coloring before urine tests.
35.  When operating military vehicles, the Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt “something I saw in a cartoon”.
36.  Do not dare SERE graduates to eat bugs.  They will always do it.
37.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to make s’mores while on guard duty.
38.  The Illuminati are not a part of the chain of command.
39.  Pants are not optional parts of a dress uniform.
40.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.  (Note from Peter Quill- They were pretty cool though.)
41.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to call medics “Dr. Feelgood” unless Feelgood is the medic’s actual last name.
42.  The God-Emperor of Mankind is not to be referred to as “Big Daddy E” or “The Lord of Bling”.
43.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to take the batteries from other peoples alarm clocks.
44.  Unless you are a certified Titan Pilot, you are not allowed to pilot a Titan.
45.  Camouflage body paint is not a uniform.
46.  “Challenge accepted” is not a valid excuse for anything.
47.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to claim that they are reincarnations of famous historical figures without proof.
48.  Thomas Drake is a human mercenary.  He does not possess any of the following:
          Laser eyes
          Laser nostrils
          Laser [CENSORED]
          An adamantium skeleton
          A map leading to “all of the Nazi gold”
          Mjolnir
          The Kronorium
          The Necronomicon
          The Book of Magnus
          “The touch”
          “The power”
          “The secret”
          “The 6th sense”
          The ability to distinguish between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!
49.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to start theological debates between members of the Imperial Cult and the Covenant.
50.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to mock Stormtroopers of the Galactic Empire over how bad their aim is.  Even if their aim is bad.
51.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to hold “Jamaican vacation giveaways”. 
52.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sell counterfeit Infinity Stones.
53.  Pictures of other Scoundrels in compromising positions are not to be put on the internet.  Or the extra- or holo- net.
54.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to “water” Vrul.  While they do get their energy from photosynthesis, they are not plants.
55.  The Scoundrels are not “the final bosses” of anything.
56.  The Scoundrels must try not to antagonize SPECTREs, Inquisitors, or ODSTs.
57.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.
58.  There are no evil clowns living under your bed.
59.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to form press gangs.
60.  The Scoundrels are not the kings or queens of cheese.
61.  If the thought of something makes you giggle for more than 15 seconds, you are to assume you aren’t allowed to do it.
62.  Crucifixes do not ward off superior officers, and you should not test that.  
63.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to mount bayonets on heavy machine guns.
64.  Try and keep all mockery of the press at an appropriate minimum.  
65.  You cannot imply your CO is possessed by anything.
66.  You cannot trade your CO to the Covenant.
67.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use government resources to waterproof dirty magazines.
68.  Radioactive material should not be stored in the barracks.
69.  Two drink limit does not mean first and last.
70.  “I was drunk” is not a valid or appropriate excuse.
71.  Mandalorian armor is not part of any of our governments’ full dress uniforms.
72.  You should not yell “Kobe!” when blowing up enemy starships.  
73.  The “revolution” is not now.
74.  Unless you are in extremely dire circumstances, you are not allowed to eat your uniform.
75.  Body checking General officers is not a good idea.
76.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell police officers that belt-fed machine guns are “medicinal”.
77.  If you check the box marked “Other” on official documents, you have to fill it out.
78.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to fill prescription drug bottles with M&M’s or Mike and Ike’s.
79.  None of the Scoundrels possesses a name that, when spoken aloud, can kill.
80.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to challenge anyone to a duel.
81.  The proper response to a briefing is not “that’s what you think”.
82.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to end official reports with Sabaton lyrics.  Or lyrics from any metal band, for that matter.
83.  The phrase “to conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not to be said.
84.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to appeal to humanity’s baser instincts on recruitment posters.
85.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to N7’s Iron Eye Soldiers Space Marines janitors anyone as “the cool kids”.
86.  None of the Scoundrels have “won the internet” and are not authorized to declare that they or any other individual or individuals have done so.  
87.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use redacted data in official reports as “mad-libs”.
88.  The following are not appropriate sources for new crew members:
          Temp agencies
          Reality show talent pools
          “Orphans”
          “Urchins”
          “Ragmuffins”
          “Those sons of bitches who I know had a stacked deck”
          Ex-girlfriends
          Ex-boyfriends
          Ex-partners of any variation whatsoever
          Forum trolls
          “Angsty teens”
89.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sneak links to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up into official reports.
90.  None of the Scoundrels possess “voodoo powers”.
91.  “Why not?” is not a valid excuse.
92.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to make masturbation jokes when in the presence of official dignitaries.
93.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to play the song Thriller when in the presence of anything that could be considered a zombie, which includes but is not limited to Curse of Unbelief victims, Vrul Zombies, and Reaper Husks.
94.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to say the phrase “elephant sauce”.
95.  “No shirt, no shoes, no service” does not imply that undergarments are unnecessary.
96.  The following words and phrases may not be used in marching cadence:
           Budding sexuality
           Necrophilia
           I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead
           Lubrication
           Your mama
           All Marines are latent homosexuals
          Tantric yoga
          Gotterdammerung
          We’ve all got jackboots now
          Any references to squid
97.  You can’t have flashbacks to wars you weren’t in.
98.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis the world is going to end, more than once.
99.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to take or place bets on what would happen if the Tyranids fought the Flood.
100.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use the Enterprise’s transporters to steal things.
101.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use the phrase “We fight for Mother Russia!”
102.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sing the National Anthem of the Soviet Union when entering or exiting buildings.
103.  Adam Vir is no longer allowed to claim that “PTSD is just spicy nostalgia.”
104.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to try and get kidnapped by the Dark Eldar.
105.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to try to figure out a way to bring back the Protheans and the Forerunners so they can fight each other.
106.  Drax the Destroyer is no longer allowed to claim that he can become invisible just by standing still.
107.  Please do not confuse the primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy with the Primarchs of the Imperium of Man.
108.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to Admiral Ackbar or any other member of the Mon Calamari race as “those calamari boys”.
109.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to address their superior officers as “bro”.
110.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to try and sell major political figures to Trazyn the Infinite.
111.  Peter Quill is not a god.
112.  Please refrain from using nicknames when referring to the Avengers, which includes but is not limited to calling Captain America “the spangly dude”, Thor “sparky guy”, Iron Man “my homie”, and Captain Marvel “Her”.
113.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use Titans as personal valets.
114.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to contact the Shadow Realm.
115.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to to steal artifacts from any of the following:
          Luke Skywalker
          Shadow Revenant
          The Collector
          Trazyn the Infinite
          General Marder
          The Adeptus Mechanicus
116.  Thomas Drake is not allowed to be near any weapon capable of producing an explosive force greater than ten megatonnes.
117.  Do not ever challenge a Klingon to a duel.
118.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to flip off Force ghosts.
119.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use the phrase “It’s boogaloo time!”
120.  The Scoundrels are to stop introducing A.I.’s to the teachings of the Cult Mechanicus.
121.  The Scoundrels are to stop referring to Thomas Drake as “Our Glorious Overlord.”
122.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to send porn to the Shadow Broker.  This is the ninth hit on you guys we’ve had to stop.
123.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to the crewmates or superiors of any of the other Scoundrels as “extremely hot”.  Even if they are.
124.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to say that they are “super gay for Loki”.
125.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to pit a biotic, psyker, and Force-sensitive against each other just to “see what happens”.
126.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use this list as a resume.
127.  The Scoundrels shall not may not begin their sentences with “thou shalt not”.
128.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to send videos of “the sax guy” to the Borg.
129.  Jack Cooper does not have “tons of gold” hidden somewhere on the destroyed planet of Typhon.
130.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell Jedi or Astra Telepathica recruits “You’re a wizard, Harry”.
131.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to stand in the corner and twiddle their thumbs.
132.  “YOLO” is not a valid excuse for anything.
133.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use this list as a to-do list.
134.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to replicate the experiments of Edward Richtofen from Call of Duty Zombies.  Or the experiments of any other insane fictional doctor.
135.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to throw themselves through windows “to prove that the glass is unbreakable” for any reason whatsoever.  
136.  “Because reasons” is not a viable excuse.
137.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to anyone else as “peasant” or “plebeian”.
138.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell new personnel fictional horror stories involving their families.
140.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell new personnel factual horror stories involving their families.
141.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to taunt eldritch beings imprisoned within artifacts.
142.  Speedos are not part of formal attire.
143.  If Ciaphas Cain is telling you a story about his exploits, he is exaggerating what he did, downplaying what he did, outrageously lying about what he did, and telling the complete truth about what he did all at the same time.
144.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to sell fictional stocks to the Tesraki or Ferengi.
145.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to defraud the stock exchange.
146.  No religious deity is allowed to contradict orders from a superior officer.
147.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to dress up as each other.
148.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to make pin-up calendars.  Especially of each other.
149.  Vulcan nerve pinches do not work on Chaos Space Marines.
150.  Shepard and Agent Coulson are not allowed to form a “Technically Undead Club”.
151.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to unmask members of the Mandalorian extremist cult known as ‘The Watch’.
152.  Unless you want to lose nine months pay in twenty minutes, do not play cards with Han Solo, Ciaphas Cain, John Shepard, or Thomas Drake.
153.  At all times, you should try and stay away from Revenant, Loki, and Cypher.
154.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to re-create scenes from Pulp Fiction.  
155.  Do not fake heart attacks around Dr. Krill.  The poor guy is stressed enough as is.  
156.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to challenge Thomas Drake and Liara T’Soni to a “who knows more secrets” game.  Lord Inquisitor Hector Rex was very displeased when Drake stole the Grimoire of True Names.  (Note from Amberley Vail-  How the hell did he manage to get his hands on that?)
157.  Thomas Drake is no longer allowed to steal things from the Imperium of Man or the Jedi Order, considering the consequences of such artifacts being in the wrong hands.  (Note from Thomas Drake-  Of course.  I would never…)
158.  It is not a good idea to piss off any Scoundrel that considers themselves an information broker.
159.  Introducing the Black Templars to heavy metal was, in retrospect, a bad idea.  
160.  Any ancient alien technology should be submitted to the proper authorities, not sold on Ebay.
161.  Challenging a Klingon, Sangheili, or Drev to a duel is a horrible idea.  As already mentioned.  However, challenging a Custodian to a duel is suicidal.  
162.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use Tony Stark’s nicknames for anyone.
163.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use telepaths in casinos.  
164.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to start “prank wars”.
165.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sell themselves or any part of themselves to Trazyn the Infinite.  
166.  Be warned.  If you challenge any of the Scoundrels to do something sexual, they will most likely do it.  
167.  Do not challenge John-117 or John Shepard to a drinking game.  They cannot get drunk.  You will die of alcohol poisoning before they’re even a little tipsy.  
168.  While several of the Scoundrels are members of highly elite military forces, none of them are members of any of the following:
          The Swiss Guard
          The 101st Airborne Division
          The Winged Hussars
          The Immortals
          Napoleon’s Imperial Guard
          The SAS
          The 62nd Red Army
           Spetznaz
          The CIA
          The KGB
169.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to kidnap penguins.
170.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to mount bayonets on bayonets.
171.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to hand over annoying journalists to the Borg.
172.  Do not ever say the phrase “What’s the worst that could happen?”
173.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to hold contests to see who can cause more of these rules to be created.
174.  Adam Vir is to stop bringing new alien species onboard the Omen as pets.
175.  The Scoundrels are surprisingly creative when it comes to revenge. Don’t piss them off.  
176.  Unless you are a Space Marine or Sister of Battle, “Deus Vult” is not a valid excuse.
177.  If you need upgrades to your weapons and gear, please use the engineers on your team or other government approved individuals. 
178.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to host their own version of the Hunger Games.
179.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to quote Monty Python.
180.  No matter how good they are with technology, the Scoundrels are no longer allowed to get any members of the following species to upgrade their gear:
          Protheans
          Forerunners
          Necrons
          Eldar
          Rakata
181.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to summon any of the following beings to the material universe or into space ruled by any of our governments:
          The Nightbringer
           Darth Nihilus
           Lord Vitiate
           The Old Ones
           The Kwa
           The Reapers
           Deus
           The Dominion
           Any C’tan
           Any individual or entity associated with the Ruinous Powers
           Shadow Revenant
182.  If you ask them to, most of the Scoundrels will, in fact, “draw you like one of their French girls”.
183.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to bring members of extremely logical-minded species to modern art museums.  
184.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to seduce diplomats.
185.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to yell “Ramming speed!” when at the controls of their starships.
186.  There is only one God-Emperor of Mankind, and none of the Scoundrels are it.
187.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use Batarian soldiers as target practice.
188.  The Imperial Inquisition encourages the Scoundrels to use heretics as target practice.  
189.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to initiate random fire drills.
190.  Shepard is no longer allowed to lord his SPECTRE status over Alliance enlisted personnel or other “lesser beings”.
191.  Adam Vir is not allowed to tell fictional horror stories about Operation Steel Eye.
192.  Adam Vir is not allowed to tell factual horror stories about Operation Steel Eye.  
193.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to say the phrase “We ride at dawn!”.
194.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to pool their resources to buy any starship over a kilometer long.
195.  THE SCOUNDRELS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STEAL STAR DESTROYERS OR ANY OTHER STARSHIP OVER A KILOMETER IN LENGTH.
196.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to make clones of each other.
197.  None of the Scoundrels have holidays named after them.  (Addendum: Cain does, on the planet of Perelia.)  
198.  The Scoundrels are encouraged to stay away from the planet Perelia.
199.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to their crew as “my glorious minions”.
200.  John-117 is no longer allowed to attempt orbital reentry with nothing but his suit of armor.
201.  Do not imply that Caiphas Cain and Amberley Vail are in a relationship, because, no matter how probable it may seem, Amberley will kill you.
202.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sell toasters to the Adeptus Mechanicus.  
203.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to hold “Casual Fridays”.
204.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use jetpacks.
205.  Don’t try to blackmail Drake. The last time someone tried to do this, it was with his sexual history. He laughed in their face and personally published the video on the internet.  His public approval rating then went up 30%.  
206.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to replicate the experiments of the Vault-Tech Corporation from the Fallout video game series.
207.  The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to play Triumphal March whenever they enter or exit a room.  
208.  None of the Scoundrels are to be allowed anywhere near a lightsaber.  
209.  None of the Scoundrels are allowed or authorized to knight anyone. 
210.  None of the Scoundrels are allowed to edit this list.  
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thetriangletattoo · 4 years ago
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you can tell me whatever you want about Italy and the differences between north and south but if you want a job done in the south you cannot think that sending an email with all the documents is enough.
you gotta first hope to find the number of the office if you don't live in the same city and can't go there physically, so this means calling every relatives and hope they at some point saved the phone number. then you gotta call to ask if it's okay to do the thing and to know what you need. then you gotta call again bc you can't find an email or any information whatsoever online so that you can send them all the documentation.
and like any normal office is like you send us what we need and we'll proceed. but no, not in the south.
so you gotta call again to tell them you sent an email and to actually proceed with the thing. then you gotta pray a bit to make sure they actually saved everything and are actually doing it, offer you firstborn to make sure they don't take three months to do the thing and if you can bring them some kind of basket filled with goods.
and yet there's like a huge chance you'll call again just to check on things and them going "I've never heard your name I have no idea who you are nor what you want"
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phoenixglobalservices · 4 years ago
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turnmen · 4 years ago
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Born Again: 5 Important Steps to being Born of God
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Born again is to be born of God, it is to be born a new, the second time. The first birth was of the flesh by yor biological mother. The second born is of the spirit, God himself has given birth to you, that's why you now become a child of God
Who is a born Again christian
A born again christian is a christian who is now born again, likely the person had been a christian without being born again and one day he got convicted, believe, repent and get born again Nicodemus must have been stunned when Jesus said, “You must be born again.” It wouldn’t seem shocking if Christ had said that to Zacchaeus the tax collector or may be to the thief on the cross or to the woman caught in adultery. Nicodemus was one of the great religious leaders of his time. Still, he was searching for reality. Being born again is not going to church, many church people are not born again. There are many in church still searching, trying to understand what this term means. You may go to church, There is an empty place in your heart, and something inside tells you that you’re not really right with God. Nicodemus fasted two days a week. He spent two hours every day in prayer. He tithed, yet Jesus said that Nicodemus must be born again. God looks at the heart. Jesus could read the heart of Nicodemus and saw that Nicodemus had covered himself with religion but had not yet found fellowship with God. (John 1:13)
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13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. Romans 5:12 12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned: Isaiah 53:6 6 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. To be born again means that “ will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you” (Ezekiel 36:26). “Old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new” (2 Corinthians 5:17). We are “partakers of the divine nature” (2 Peter 1:4); we have “passed from death into life” (John 5:24). The new birth brings about a change in our philosophy and manner of living. But Isaiah said that in the sight of God “all our righteousness are like filthy rags” (Isaiah 64:6). Some of us have changed on the outside to conform to certain social standards or behavior that is expected of us in our churches, but down inside we have never been changed. That is what Jesus was talking to Nicodemus about. He said, “Nicodemus, you need changing inside,” and only the Holy Spirit can do that. Being born from above is a supernatural act of God. The Holy Spirit convicts us of our sin; He disturbs us because we have sinned against God. And then the Holy Spirit regenerates us. That is when we are born again. The Holy Spirit comes to live in our hearts to help us in our daily lives. The Spirit of God gives us assurance, gives us joy, produces fruit in our lives and teaches us the Scriptures. John 3:1- 8
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There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: 2 The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doesn't, except God be with him. 3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. 4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born? 5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. 6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again. 8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
who is a believer
A believer is someone that believes in the saving work of Christ. You heard the message, you listen to the word of God and you believed and confess that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. You believed that jesus came and died in your place to save you, you have accepted it. The devil will never want you to believe this. Satan does not want you to be saved so that you go to hell with him. A believer is someone that is born of God, Jesus lives in your heart. As a believer, you are now a child of God, an heir of the kingdom of God.
steps to take when being born again
Step 1 - Hear the Word
If you are on this page, you are hearing the word of God now, God is talking to you now. When you meet the word of God, you meet with God one on one.
Step 2 - Believe the word
The word of God you hear has the power to convict you, create faith in your heart to believe in God
Step 3 - Make up Your Mind To Receive Jesus Now
Make up your mind to be acquainted with nothing except you have Jesus first.
Step 4- Pray This Simple Prayer
If you are ready to yield your spirit, soul and body, to submit to the lordship of Jesus Christ and be born of God. Please take on this simple prayer; Dear Jesus, I am happy to know, understand and accept that you died to save my soul. Today I have decided to give my life to you Jesus, and submit to you as my lord and savior. Take over all of me and live in my heart. Let your holy spirit take over my heart and baptize me afresh. I live for you Jesus and forever. In Jesus name I pray. Amen
Step 5 - Stay on the Word
once you have prayed the above prayer and believe in your heart, you are now born again, looks too simple, yes, that is how simple God has made salvation to be, yet many would want to miss. i thank God you are not among them in Jesus name. just believe God for what has happened to you today, you are now a child of God, born of God, an heir of the kingdom of God You have just been translated from the kingdom of darkness to the kingdom of light. Your life is hid with Christ in God. 1 John 5:4
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4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. 5 Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God? 6 This is he that came by water and blood, even Jesus Christ; not by water only, but by water and blood. And it is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth. 7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. 8 And there are three that bear witness in earth, the Spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one. 9 If we receive the witness of men, the witness of God is greater: for this is the witness of God which he hath testified of his Son. 10 He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son. 11 And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. 12 He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. 13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God. 14 And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us: 15 And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him. Welcome to the Family of God, my brother, sister. In TurnMen Group, we are all one family. We love ourselves as the body of Christ, because this is the true family that Jesus shed his blood for. We are here to receive you as our own into the family of God. Be a part of the family of Jesus. You now see why you must be born again, therefore do not hesitate to send a message to us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Telegram, and WhatsApp. You can also reach out to us directly by filling the contact form, send a phone text message or even call +2348035376706.
The Mystery of the New birth
There is a mystery to the new birth. Jesus said, “The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but cannot tell where it comes from and where it goes” (John 3:8).
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bnhavillaindeku-zine · 6 years ago
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FAQ. due to current circumstances.
Hello everyone! This is Mod K/ Mariko. The following topics will be covered before I say my piece:
Shipping Status
Refunds
Why did it take Mod K about 2 weeks to get back to us?
Where Poker Set? OVERFLOW?
Miscellaneous/ Personal note
These topics composed most of the bulk of asks in our mailbox. I’ll do my best to answer everything as short and straight to the point as I can.
SHIPPING STATUS
I do wish I had better news for all of you but I really have no update whatsoever. My current plan is to sit and wait until I hear an update from the shipping mod because I don’t want to say bad things or do bad things because of this horrible setback. I get provoked very easily when it comes to something I know the whole team has put so much effort in so I don’t want to cause any more internal damage than the issues that the zine has encoutered is causing.
REFUNDS
Please send to me an email with your order number/s at: [email protected]
Since we’ve sent out the digital zine to all of the zine orders, we will be keeping the $18 + transaction fee and subtracting it from the total amount you used to purchase the zine. Refunds for the Merch bundles, however, will be refunded completely.
I’ll do what I can to try and refund your order.
2 WEEKS, REALLY?
Normally, the reason why I am able to get back usually is because my mobile Tumblr app was logged into the villain!Deku zine Tumblr blog. I apologize for not updating sooner since my Tumblr app is currently logged into a different zine account. I hope you can understand.
WHERE POKER SET? OVERFLOW?
I cannot release the poker set for POs (even if it’s ready and I have another shipping mod available) because it doesn’t sit right that this zine hasn’t successfully finished one (1) project, and then we’re moving on to the next. I do apologize for the inconvenience.
Contributors do want to add more things to the overflow PDFs. I’ll do my best to distribute them by July, if all the contributors don’t have anything to add by the end of this month. Thank you for understanding.
PERSONAL NOTES/ MISC. :
First of all, and as hard as it sounds, please don’t come after the shipping moderator. I don’t actually know how they’re doing on the other end so I don’t want to cause any additional stress than it’s causing to them. I’m personally really, really, upset that the zine is has not turned out the way I personally hoped to be but coming for them is not going to do anything better. If you want to ask for a refund, please just follow the instructions I have indicated earlier in this update. I cannot promise anything, but I will do what I can there through emails.
Second of all, (this goes to that one (1) ask) if you have a problem with MY opinions that I have posted on my PERSONAL Twitter account, please do not bring it here in this zine blog. Arguments that cover personal opinions should be handled in the proper setting, face-to-face with the poster. My DMs on Twitter are open.
To be honest, I’m tired, mentally and emotionally exhausted crying about this issue, knowing I can’t do anything to deliver these zines to everyone. This zine has dealt with ghosted mods, manufacturer issues, now shipping issues so I’ve already became very emotional and irrational to the point I have to seek professional help due to the anxiety and stress I have accumulated because of this zine.
(I know you guys are exhausted waiting but you know, even after all the time I’ve sacrificed for this zine, I haven’t even held VD9 myself).
I’m trying to do other things I can do right now while waiting for the shipping mod’s update so that my anxiety and stress doesn’t cause any more damage to other people.
I cannot get back to this Tumblr blog as often as I like but if you need to ask something from the zine, please don’t hesitate to contact us at [email protected]. I’ll be able to get back to you the soonest I can.
If you want to talk to me on a personal level, you can do so my sending me a DM on my Twitter account. I’m active there.
I personally feel that I am greatly responsible on how this whole thing turned out to be.
I’m really sorry.
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