#<- //SKYE NOOOOO

[skyehawkerp]

Skye put her weight on one foot to the next, getting a little antsy. She fought to roll her eyes.

“You find a lot of amusement is my suffering, huh? Glad to know that’s not the case for Willow. You love her dearly; don’t you?” Skye broke. She clenched her fists together behind her back again, sending a ballsy glare towards Wiggly. Her voice held no threat—but it slightly rose. It was still in her soft voice.

Dakotas eyes widened, her face slowly turning to Skye. “Uh—“

Skye and Dakota walked along the trees of the Witchwood. It was four days before the full moon, and Skye wanted to hang out with her ‘sister’ for one last time before she deemed it too dangerous for Koda to be near her.

As they walked, they had small conversation. Most of it was Dakota, talking about her day or the friend she made. Skye listened, a small smile on her face.

@skyehawkerp

Currently Willow was with Wiggly in the Witchwood talking. This was a common occurrence and she always enjoyed talking with him, it was comforting to have someone that cared about her like a parental figure as her parents were lacking in that department.

She was talking to him about the usual things like her day and how things were going, he was always eager to know how she was getting on. It was weird seeing him be so caring and kind around her and being the cold malevolent eldritch god around everyone else. He was listening intently with a smile on his face, his senses were not as sharp as they were usually so he wasn't able to hear or detect Skye and Dakota making their way through the forest.

[starryskyez09]

DID TRANSITIVE PIZZA GET DELETED D:

[kikker-oma]

*shuffles over to join you and Skye in the sick club* I brought toast and jam with me if you’d like some?

Also I didn’t even do anything sicktember related, how did this happen lol

-Sky Floor

NOOOOO PEGGYY not you too😭😭😭

Welcome to the sick club, girl, we're sorry you're here but glad to have you haha

Also, YUM toast and jam?? You got me thinking of the strawberry jam in my freezer👀👀 we can have a toast and jam tasting session haha

@skyloftian-nutcase you bringing toast or jam to this party haha

Peggy, you wanna choose the movie we're watching? Hehe

[skinandscales-if]

Nooooo I didn't want it to end omg!! The update was so good.

Firstly, Atlas really just pissed me off. I hate that we kinda just forgive Puck as well. Idc the reasoning, treating MC like that when they hadn't even mentioned what they saw was crazy- and Them feeling bad simply isn't enough. I still tried to help them, but that whole situation just left a bad taste in my mouth.

Secondly, Gosh I love Reese and Skye; especially Reese though. Seeing them get along so well during lunch was great. I want us to be the 3 musketeers lmao.

Lastly, Uh Oh, I wonder what's going to happen to MC. I'm nervoouusss.

Hey there! Don’t worry, you can still very much decide that you don’t forgive Puck, speaking with them was more a momentary conflict that they pushed back for the good of the two of you, but it can and will be brought up later. It was definitely meant to feel a little sour, Puck’s realll good at avoiding conflict. Especially when they’re getting ahead of it even occurring in the first place.

Three musketeers indeed! They’re definitely Team B when it comes to shenanigans, you can 100% get into plenty of trouble with them lol

😋 and don’t worrrry, everyone’s just being silly

[melodic-haze]

(🎀) skye i hate to break it to you but you're NOT real wlw 💔💔💔💔💔💔

NO!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

You have found my secret.......I AM A CIS WHITE MAN...........I AM NOT REAL WLW❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️NEGATIVE AURA

[mando-abs]

Okay, so my sibling and I were watching videos and came across one asking “what is the craziest, most out of pocket cameo you’ve seen in a movie?” I gave it some thought and I must tell you of one of the greatest throwaway jokes you’ve never heard of.

And it’s in the 1999 Inspector Gadget movie.

Inspector fucking Gadget

After the movie’s villain Dr. Claw is arrested, his henchman Sykes tries to make an identity for himself outside of being henchman. To heal from his trauma, he joins a Minion Recovery Group. And who is Skyes giving a speech to?

Former henchmen

Now there are only two legit celebrity cameos here. One being Mr. T (front second from the left, known from the A*TEAM) and Richard Keil (front third from the left, known from James Bond as Jaws). But!!!! There are 6 more minion character cameos in frame.

(This is observed left to right from our POV.) Oddjob from James Bond (front far left), Tattoo from Fantasy Island (front far right), Kato from The Green Hornet (middle far left), Igor from Frankenstein (dead middle), edit: Cato from The Pink Panther (middle right), and Tonto from The Lone Ranger (middle far right). Granted, I don’t know all of these medias nor how they hold up over the test of time. But ask your parents and grandparents about them

But that’s not even the kicker. Nooooo no no.

This scene was a 15 second end credit scene.

All of this set up and two celebrity cameos…for 15 seconds…in the credits….Crazy. And I’m not even mentioning the other end credit cameo. What’s arguably even funnier is how they were credited (sorry for its blurriness but granted it’s a bit older)

So just remember when you’re watching Marvel’s famous (or infamous depending on who you ask) end credits scenes, Inspector Gadget not only did it first but also did it better.

Oh yeah, and Inspector Gadget was the first movie to have All Star by Smash Mouth among its soundtrack, not Shrek……OK BYEEEEEEE

[kawaiikayla19]

Skye: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Hinata: OH NOOOOO!!! I can't watch

Naruto: ME TOOOO!!

[sithwitch13]

AEW Dynamite 2/14/24

Starting late since I made dinner and hung out with @weareallkosh and @lurkz

Ugh I used to live near the HEB center, not going to all the Texas shows is one of the few things I miss about Texas

Starting with Mox! Beat the hell out of FTR Bald!

Kisses for Valentine's day, I hope all the matches tonight involve kissing

Dick joke lol

I was gonna make the shepherd's pie pierogis from Renee's cookbook for dinner but I've been low on spell slots lately, so I made pork chops from Freddie Prinze Jr.'s cookbook instead. (Delicious but I forgot it's a pepper bomb while cooking)

*headbutts homoerotically*

Not the hugest FTR fan but I do love that when they try to do rope stuff it pretty much always ends badly

Takeshita and Ospreay gonna have to fight to see who is Best Son

Why is Wardlow watching himself flex so funny to me?

My gremlins are here! In biohazard chic!

Please let Copeland adopt Danny so he will then have three dads and be three times as immune to Christian Cage

When can we have another dance off?

Screamed at Danny countering the spear

The Patriarchy ruins everything again 😠

Daddy Magic is such a good dad, I love him

Christian making out with the belt again, oh god

Jesus is back! Always nice to see him.

Every week Swerve just gets better.

ANGRY COWBOY

"Walking domestic dispute" I MEAN...

I'm so here for this dynamic

TONI

"You were my young girl" Ma'am

"You bit the tit that feeds you" why is she the best

Oh noooo she covered her ex-girlfriend's tattoo

The business gremlins just get more adorable the pettier and bitchier they get

The Bucks are tearing the announce team apart!

"I'm impressed that week after week they find new and grotesque things to do with their facial hair" thanks excalibur

Oh nooooo leave Schiavone alone

Aww the Cody chant

I don't think All Friendship Wrestling is the sick burn Darby thinks it is because that's basically what I picture anyway

Aww poor Austin

Willow!

"Your shirt is gold and mine's Texas orange because we're in Texas and I OWN THE COLOR ORANGE"

Commentary is wild tonight

I just keep thinking how Skye's new gear involves collars and she does the Frank Frazetta pose with Julia

Blood Orange

Awww Valentine's gift from Chuck

(The gift is thumbtacks)

Oh lord he has a chain

The pipe in the flowers lol

NOT THE POCKETS

Did the chain get used?

.. did Orange just kiss the belt?

[londonlock]

NOOOOO NO NOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS. the parallels GIRL THE PARALLELS. with sherlock and mycroft with their house. with moriarty and eurus breaking the fourth wall. with john and the skull. SYMBOLISM. im not even coping rn. and oh my god its so on-beat but you know whats making me insane????? it’s the first part where the garridebs window flash a new clip on each pane. WHAT???????? how did you do that????? how did you think of that???? im trembling here skye you’re a fucking genius 😭😭🩷🩷

BBC Sherlock || With You

All the tfp parallels and shit are underneath the flashiness if you watch this at snail speed🚬

Disclaimer & credits below the cut

Disclaimer: All rights to footage, audio, and other materials belong to their respective owners. This video is created for entertainment purposes only.

All visual and audio effects in this video are my own original editing.

Clips: BBC Sherlock, S4E3.

Music: With You by DJ Anemia.

[shapeofinfinity]

parties are auditory hell and i have to socialize and not just hide in a random room aaa

[athaliealxa]

JAJDJSJDJDJFNJFF WRITE 10 REASONS WHY ROOK SUCKS Iㅡ

[dumbasswhatever]

Rating ace attorney games on how much Ema Skye they contain

Phoenix Wright: ace attorney- 5/5. Introduced our gal, put her through some shit, and gave her a bittersweet ending. She's a ball of energy and loves science and is determined to help her sister. Perfect. Incredible

Justice for all and trials and tribulations- 0/5. Lame. I don't care that these were made before rise from the ashes was released. I don't care that it's impossible for them to have her. No excuses, people

Ace attorney investigations and investigations 2: 2/5. She's barely there, but when she is, she's a delight. But at some point they considered having the investigations games based around her and decided to go with Edgeworth instead bc he's more marketable and I'm bitter abt that. The only reason I didn't give it a 1 is bc every Ema moment is gold

Apollo Justice- 5/5 YES!!!!! We are BACK in business!!! Ema isn't exactly very happy in AJ, but she's a joy to be around. Everything she does is hilarious and iconic. Calls Klavier a diva to his face. Throws snackoos across the courtroom. Almost eats a bowl of fruit at a crime scene. I love seeing high school age, excitable Ema, but I also love seeing bitter adult Ema, and I especially love seeing bitter adult Ema cheer up when she talks about science

Dual destinies- negative 1/5. That's right. Lower than zero. They got rid of my beloved beautiful babe just for their stupid plot twist and I hate them for it. Like cmon... They could have easily added her in and kept the dumb plot twist. Maybe had blackbright dude (straight up forget his name rn, all I remember is the ship name) pretend to be a new detective and Ema is showing him the ropes and we trust him a bit more bc we see that Ema cares about him. But nooooo, they just get rid of her like they got rid of klavier and trucy (I know trucy and Klavier have cameos. I don't care)

Spirit of justice- 2.5/5. Ugh. Was greatly torn on this one. On one hand, she is the detective for the game and we see her a lot. On the other hand, I fucking like... barely remember her being there. All I remember is that she's a forensic scientist now (good for her, honestly) and she says she's done snacking but she still stress snacks sometimes. Also she didn't believe in trucys or mayas guilt. That's it. That's all I remember. The only reason this score isn't lower is because I absolutely love the animations of her eating snackoos and of her thinking while swaying from side to side. Autistic girl swag let's go

The great ace attorney series- 1/5. Technically, she isn't there at all, but Sherlock Herlock Holmes Sholmes is and I think the guy invented forensic science. So I think that counts

[trash-ainu]

Omg thank you! So much! For tagging me! This seems like fun :D

Last song:

Last Book: See, I wish it was something fun, like the Silmarillion, or Rythm of War, but nooooo, I'm stuck writing a dissertation, so I'm afraid the most recent book I looked into was "Distinction" by P. Bourdieu 🫠🫠

Last Movie: Blue Velvet

Last TV Show: Hmm... it was probably The Legend of Vox Machina

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Spicy. Spicy all the way.

Relationship Status: Single

Last Thing Googled: Basset Hound plushie (for a gift :3)

Current Obsession: My current obsession is def angbang. My past obsession? Also angbang. My future obsession? Not very likely to change XDDD

Looking Forward To: 1. The end of this f@*!^&# college semester and passing my exams; please, gods, let it end already ;_;

2. Getting a moment of peace and quiet to finally sit and have a proper writing session

3. The next D&D sesh for a campaign I run for my friends C:

Last Creative Project Worked On: I have two I'm currently switching back and forth between - that aforementioned D&D campaign and an angbang fic - Psalter of Weak Hearts :3

Zero pressure tags (hope i'm not annoying you guys):

@floating-ping, @melkor-did-nothing-wrong, @skye-the-dragon, @winds-of-zephyr416, @constancya, @electrik0n, @thefandomobsessedidiot, @from-dark-dunharrow, @mai-komagata and @dictatorshipper :3

10 things for 10 people you'd like to know better:

I also started a new post because these things really do get so long!

Thanks for tagging me @valar-did-me-wrong and @gingeragenda

Last Song:

Last Book: The Silmarillion (dipping in and out as research for my fanfic).

Last Movie: I honestly can’t remember 🫠

Last TV Show: The Traitors

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Savoury just pips it for me

Relationship Status: Married

Last Thing Googled: Wolverine running naked into a barn (was for a conversation I was having with a friend 🙈😂)

Current Obsession: Melkor, Adar, Gil-galad

Looking Forward To: My birthday

Last Creative Project Worked On: My fanfic

No pressure tags for @greenleaf4stuff, @iwanderbecauseimlost, @whenimaunicorn, @varda-starqueen, @strifes13, @small-carbon-lifeform, @marilynshamu, @perlen-gold, @gracefallingart, and @marshmellin (also anyone else who’d like to play).

[crazy-form]

i am happier!! i finally left my manipulative ex, and i'm talking to new people <33 my moots have been super lovely, too!

i hope you're happy too, skye beloved <33

- ✨

oh nooooo i'm so sorry to hear you didn't work out, i didn't realize that's what's going on 🥺 but yay to freedom and to a fresh start 🧡 toxic people are not worth our energy 😎🧡

i am doing marvelous thank you 🧡🧡🧡 life has been mostly nice to me!! hehehe love u 🧡

[isofluresence]

hes here

[sithwitch13]

AEW Collision 10-21-23

-Danielson: *does a bridge for no reason except to be saucy*

-MALAKAI VS DANIELSON????

-let's go spooky witches!

-every time Kris lifts women i gain a year of life

-nooooo he's irritated, the belt is corrupting him!

-EDDIE

-hot dog assault

-eddie please collect ruby so she can be backup vs karen jarrett

-Max Caster is clinically unable to be normal

-is CJ flirting via bringing Miro twinks to kill, it's like a cat leaving half dead mice in the bed

-ANNA. WHOA. ANNA. WHOA.

-New LFI vignette!

-more House of Black, I'm eating well tonight

-bcc vs hob I'm already in love

Battle of the Belts

-oraaaaange

-Alex Reynolds rocking that shirt, well done

-I thought Kevin was going to say that Nigel knows what Orange's body feels like 🫦

-cj, normal people do flowers and chocolate

-EVERYONE SHUT UP IT'S WILLOW AND KRIS TIME

-*foaming at the mouth at the Skye and Willow interaction*

-KAZUUUUUUUU

-Daniel's hips just need to be free and his father's need to understand this.