#@jest-kidding

[fancyfrog47]

^DO YOU ENJOY CEREAL?^

^yes?^

^THEN TRY JEST CEREAL! START YOUR DAY WITH A LAUGH!^

@jest-kidding

Frog prefers flies and other small insects.

However cereal is certainly an important part of a human breakfast!

[lala-blahblah]

I get why people headcanon that Trucy would call Edgeworth "Uncle Miles" because it represents how close he is to Nick and Trucy and how he's basically part of the family etc. HOWEVER I cannot help but imagine the shock and horror of passersby who hear Trucy call one man "uncle" and one "daddy" as they watch Nick and Miles interact lovingly in public and come to the conclusion that Nick is openly cheating on his spouse with his spouse's brother.

[fbfh]

I feel like tony is the type of dad who has no filter. He truly doesn't give a single shit about what topic yall are talking about (whether it's romance, intimacy etc) you could talk about the weirdest or kinkiest thing and he's unfazed (he loves that you trust him so much that you talk about anything)

OOOOOH MY GOD YES ANON YOU ARE SO SO CORRECT ABOUT THIS. We've got a long one here so buckle up bitches

Tony’s the type of dad to have no boundaries in the HEALTHIEST WAY possible. You could start ANY conversation with “hey dad, is it normal-” and he’s already FULLY prepared for wherever this is going. He doesn’t even need to know where it’s going, he just knows he’s going to get you to your destination safely. You head into his workshop with one of those “I have a question but I feel weird about asking it” looks and you drop the “can I ask you something? Is it normal-”

He’s already dropping his tools and giving you his full attention.

“I’m sat.”

His abrupt use of slang instantly breaks the tension and you find yourself laughing. You give him a withering look. 

“And I really regret teaching you what that means.” 

He doesn’t even blink, he just shrugs and states matter of factly, “I would have found out anyway.”

And it’s true, he would. (Someone pLEASE remind me to go into how in touch Tony is with slang and memes and youth culture and how surprisingly influential he is with gen z and gen alpha because I have a LOT to say on the matter.)

If you’re a boy or amab, Tony can confidently promise you there is NOTHING you’re going through or worried about he hasn’t already seen. He’s been around every rodeo at least twice. The freckle on your sack is not cancer, you’re totally healthy (but he’ll have Jarvis run some tests just to double check), or just because you need to shave more or less often than you thought you would right now doesn’t mean you’re broken or your hormones are out of whack. If you got a random weird boner it doesn’t mean you’re suddenly attracted to the squirrel you saw outside a bodega. Tony can and will confidently tell you that it’s okay, sometimes a random boner is just a random boner. 

If you’re trans this man is CONSTANTLY reassuring and affirming your gender. Doesn’t matter if you’re his son, his daughter, or just his kid. The point is you’re his kid. No one in Stark Tower EVER misgenders you (because they’re nice and you’re basically their Eloise/Zack and Cody. They literally ALL love you.) and if they say anything shitty about you even if it’s behind your back??? OH. BOY. OH MY GOD WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT. You know when he’s yelling at Peter and he’s like “no because this is where you ZIP IT. THE ADULT IS TALKING.” Dad wrath + CEO OF YOUR COMPANY WRATH??????? UNMATCHED. Any issues you have with hormones or first puberty or second puberty or anything to do with your transition including any parts or pieces that you want added or removed, he has NO fucking restraint in his support. He is so, so deeply there for you. There’s not any topic “awkward” or “embarrassing” enough that his dad instinct doesn’t immediately override. He just hears my kid needs something. My kid has a problem so I am going to fix it. It goes without saying that he gets you the BEST care team on the entire planet for gender affirming care. No that is not an exaggeration. You’ve got a whole team of doctors and specialists from Iceland, Belgium, Thailand, Malta, Germany, and Canada to name a few, some of your doctors are even trans themselves so they really get first hand what you’re going through. And among his other work as Iron Man both globally and to provide relief for innocent civilians all over the middle east and africa, and other dangerous or active war zones, you know what he does?? He launches a campaign called Operation Nest Egg. You know what Operation Nest Egg does???? It gets at risk trans youth in transphobic or dangerous places out safely, AND provides access to excellent gender affirming care. Of course Tony always cared about looking out for marginalized and oppressed groups, but now that he has a trans kid??? It’s really fucking personal.

And last but DEFINITELY not least, do not get me STARTED on how much this whole topic applies to girl dad!tony. I still struggle to wrap my head around how much of a feminist this man is when it comes to you. I feel like there’s still a lot of stigma around girl dads that they can’t or don’t participate in stuff like period talk, shaving, relationship questions, all that girl stuff (or if there’s not a stigma there’s not nearly enough representation for involved girl dads yk) and the thing is Tony is SO wrapped up in how big his little girl is getting, he still sees you as his baby, so when it does come time to start preparing for puberty talks and stuff like that, he feels totally blindsided for a moment. Like it’s only just NOW dawning on him that his brave brilliant little girl is going to end up as a brave brilliant little woman in just a few years. And does that actually make him want to choke and sob and throw up??? Yes!!!! Of course!!!!! He could barely handle it when you started walking and didn’t need him to carry you anymore, you think he’ll be able to cope with seeing his little girl fill out her first voter registration form?????? Absolutely not!!!!! But he’s going to!!!!!! Because he keeps reminding himself, this is what he signed up for. Raise you better than his dad did with him, end the generational cycles, and enjoy every minute of it. And he’s doing a damn good job so far. 

So when he starts preparing to help you through your tween and teenage years, he starts like a goddamn doomsday prepper. He’s already having Jarvis compile an almanac of any and every single issue and problem and question that girls could possibly go through during puberty, he’s making himself a fucking teenage girl OSHA manual. It’s this. It’s literally this.

The odds of you feeling nervous or awkward or weird about talking to your dad about girl stuff are low, just because of how deeply supported you feel by Tony all the time. But if you do, you can GUARANTEE you’re in for what will become one of Tony’s top Iron Dad talks of all time. It starts a little quiet, a little awkward, and after a moment of silence he gives you a look. “Would you rather talk to Pepper about all this? Cause we can get Pepper up here to walk you through it.”

He dead pans the question, but there’s an underlying current of sincerity. Of course if you wanted to talk to pepper instead he’d respect that, but his heart would also break a little knowing that there’s something that he wasn’t qualified to help you with. But he doesn’t have to worry about that. The moment he even suggests asking pepper, your eyes go wide and you shake your head adamantly. “No. I definitely do not want to talk to Pepper. About like… filing taxes or something, sure. But not this.”

And he laughs, because he knows exactly what you mean. Pepper is great, really. She’s great at what she does. And what she does is keep Stark Industries running like a machine, excelling in her role as the notorious ginger corporate shark. The Stark Shark, if you will. Tony did try to talk her into an investment program called Stark Tank. That was shot down quickly, but he’ll bring it up again at some point. 

You let out a weepy laugh and continue. 

“One time I went to Pepper because I scraped my knee and she dropped me off at a first aid station in the R&D labs, and said that I can take it from there.” You recall. “I am not asking her for a tampon. Like, ever.”

You’re both laughing now. Tony feels a deep sense of catharsis, of rightness  that you don’t trust anyone but him to help you when you’re confused or in a fragile, delicate moment like this. This is a really huge moment for both of you, because it shows you first hand that there is nothing and I mean nothing that you cannot talk to your dad about. If for whatever reason you’re particularly upset or uncomfortable and you feel like you can’t get the words out, you can always write it down. He probably whips up some cool program with a snarky anagram like SAWTRAP. Sensitive Anxious Worries Text Read Articulation Program. Yes he did name your puberty guide ai thing after a jigsaw trap. Probably your idea because “it’s gonna be years of blood horrors, just… dressed cuter. And with lip gloss.”

So the way SAWTRAP works is that if you need to talk to something but you don’t want to say it (which is rare) you can type it out and Tony gets pinged (if he’s not already in the room with you, which he usually is). He connects to an earpiece so you don’t need to worry about someone overhearing, and so do you. Your question is played for him in an AI modulated vocode of your voice, he types out an answer, sends it back, and you hear his AI voice reply through your headphones. It’s deeply encrypted for security and privacy, and it feels personal and reassuring with an added layer of slight distance for you to process without feeling awkward or anything. And lemme tell you, this shit WORKS. It works so well you rarely have to use it. It actually makes you feel more secure knowing you have options, that for little questions body hair, random aches or pains or twinges, ways to keep your skin clear you can even just ask Jarvis. Ask Jeeves?? I don’t know her. Jarvis is your robot friend, and Tony is your dad and your number one supporter and SAWTRAP is your dad box. 

The point is that there is nothing in this goddamn world, or any of the other ones that you can’t Talk to Tony about. Also, part of him is still like “wait wait. You scraped your knee and pepper sent you to an eye washing station in the R&D labs???? Where the hell was I during this??? They had to have been merchandising all the Avengers stuff, you know I always keep Iron Man bandaids around for you.”

Screaming sobbing throwing up!!!! Truly delicious and truly true. Girldad!Tony you have my heart <3

[thedawningofthehour]

School official: "Mr. Baron sir, so sorry to bother you at home, but your son was in a fight with a classmate-"

Draxum, interrupting: "Did he win?"

[heavenbarnes]

I've been chased, almost bit and actuslly bit by many'a dog in my 24 uears of life. Beagle, lab, pitfalls, a retriever and 2 German Shepherds. I now have two German Shepherd mixes [thanks husband] and they're actually kind of nice. Dumb, but protective [protective of the house from our landlord they see every day tho 🤦] and they give me a sense of security when I'm home alone and it's like the dead of night

They're also kind of a police/protection breed. Obviously not these two nuts, but the breed in general. So now, as I sit home alone with these two bozos [and my three cats and like 14 fish] I'm thinking of, like

Does Older bf! Simon get his girl a protection woofer? Rescue or breeder dog? How does that conversation go if he does? Does she think it's overkill or is she thankful for the company when he's gone?

Sorry for the long ass post btws, and the unsolicited pic of the two braincells I call my pets

ok never apologise for pictures of your dogs, they’re so stinkin’ cute 🫶🏼

i think older bf!simon hates being away from you in general but one of his biggest frustrations is that fact he’s left you alone.

he doesn’t like the idea of you being alone in that house and he doesn’t like knowing anything could happen and there’s not a damn thing he could do from so far away.

so yeah, he rescues two dogs (without fkn telling you) and they’re a couple of doberman brothers. they could stand on their back paws and put their front ones on your shoulders, these things are massive and look mean.

naturally, they adore simon and he could walk forever and they’d stay at his side. all he has to do is whistle and they’re on his heel, they don’t even rark up when he’s got his mask on.

you think they don’t like you as much as him, given the fact they spend so much time with him and only seem to tolerate you with food present.

“si, i don’t know why you got them- they much prefer you anyway”

“they like you, sweet’art- everything likes you”

it’s not as if they dislike you, they’ll sleep on the floor on your side of the bed and they’ll sit at your feet under your spot on the couch. sometimes when you’re wandering the house doing chores you can hear their claws on the floor just a few steps behind you.

almost like they’d been trained that way.

simon likes knowing they’re there to keep you company. that if someone chose their misfortune by trying to hurt you and simon wasn’t there to kill them himself? he knows something just as primal as he will do it for him.

so when he comes home from deployment late at night with no warning (as usual) and his boots are loud on the concrete outside as he approaches, he can see movement in the glass by the front door.

he knows it’s you, he’d know you with his eyes plucked out. he doesn’t like the idea that you might be afraid right now, hearing movement and having to investigate it on your own.

he’s about to speak up, to let you know it’s him and let you rest- but something stops him. he’s dead silent so he can hear it, you let out one sharp whistle.

suddenly, two large heads appear at either hip flanking you- simon’s sure he can hear growling all the way from here. he can’t help the smile that forms beneath his balaclava.

“s’alright”

growling stopped, lights come on.

“daddy’s home”

[mandareeboo]

If I have ANY complaints about Gravity Falls, it's that we didn't get a Wendy episode because the crew were afraid of "ruining her coolness".

She's sixteen. She's stressed constantly. Her best friends are children. Don't buy into the hype: ruin the child cowards

[10yearsofdnp]

July 9, 2015: Ohhhhh Kath, please never change! I see where Phil gets his Phil-ness from, I really do 🤣👩❤️

[iwantsoupreallybadly]

i hate this fucking jester so much

when god sings with his creation

this fuckass jester will not be a part of the choir

he will go straight to the depths of hell

and i will watch with glee

as this horrendous husk of a character burns

[playendroll]

MGS Creatures Part TWO!!!

HELLO!!!!!!!!! I APPRECIATE THE LOVE ON THE LAST ONE, IT MEANS A LOT :)!!❤️❤️I am Joyous the creatures are enjoyed..Getting crazy.. HERES SOME MORE IVE DRAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They’re all over the place. My bade….ALSO SOME OF THE LIQUIDMANTIS STUFF IS VERY SELF-INFULGENT. I GOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love doodling these cats So much… SPOILERS FOR MGS2 KINDA BASICALLY.. there are less Ocelots around this time I WILL BE FIXING THAT!!!!!!!!!

ITS REEEEALLY FUN TO SHARE RHESE ALL AT ONCE.. so wonderful Ok.. IM STILL ON MGS4 BUT I DID FINISH 5! HOW FUN!!!!!!!!! I HOPEYOU HAVE A NICE DAY.. ALSO , AGAINN, IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME MORE IM ON TWT @ rpgmakerenjoyer … I post these there too!! Just not In little bundles like this :3 AHH!!!

[dialmformud]

honestly Verso I get it cause if I also fumbled Lune to be Sciel's shining silver medal I would also wish to cease existing

[ey3dye]

this took longer than it should've

also I checked this and Vincent is dead wrong lmao

[anotheroneofthegaysharks]

Imagine self inserting yourself in INSIDE JOB mannnn what a CRINGE THING TO DO

[wolfclaw666]

jest and bobbee from sotm!!

[violent138]

Nothing has been as good a parenting revelation for me as seeing ipad children in waiting rooms. Not to sound ancient, but when I was a kid I wouldn't have dared to create a fuss or scene and God forbid express that I was bored in any kind of waiting room. Fear is the way to go.

[longagoitwastuesday]

This is about Hindley:

«After a short suspense it was opened by a tall, gaunt man, without neckerchief, and otherwise extremely slovenly; his features were lost in masses of shaggy hair that hung on his shoulders; and his eyes, too, were like a ghostly Catherine’s, with all their beauty annihilated».

And this is about Heathcliff:

«a tall man dressed in dark clothes, with dark face and hair. He leant against the side, and held his fingers on the latch, as if intending to open for himself. “Who can it be?” I thought. “Mr. Earnshaw?”»

Heathcliff is the character most often described as tall (and altogether big), with Hindley also being described as tall, as well as Linton, Heathcliff’s son, being said he was tall for his age (which is fitting).

I find so juicy that Heathcliff and Hindley look somewhat alike, at least structure-wise, enough to make Nelly think for one moment Heathcliff could have been him, and scratch the idea because no, that's not Hindley's voice. You resemble the man who destroyed you. It goes both ways. His child looks like his sister. One could think it was her child instead. A stranger will think the boy your son. You'll smile at the irony.

[insertcleverblogname87]

SOTM basic mascot photos part 2

(Yes I’m putting this intro thingy on each post, because there is no guarantee everyone will see each post, and credit should be given on each post, and same with info) credit to: ☕️Mr. DaBois Official☕️ YT on sketchfab for porting these models, I’m the one who took the photos, however a downside is unfortunately they were not able to find the different color variants (different textures), and I myself don’t own the game nor do I know how to extract that kind of stuff, they also said the models weren’t labeled with any specific names so fans will have to come up with their names.