#[ ˚୨୧⋆｡𝙀𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙨˚ ⋆ ]

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im framing this

i cld never shave bush not just bc im morally opposed to it but also bc what would i play with when im lying in bed thinking…a bush is the beard of the modern day philosopher

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if you are 6’5, have glases, speak latin,greek,french and sanskrit, have a peculiar obsession towards ancient greece, a devoted stoic & rationalist, have a scar on you forehead and a chipped tooth & are planning on murdering your annoying best friend hmu

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THE PATRIARCHY WANTS YOU TO BE SKINNY BECAUSE IF YOU’RE SO HUNGRY YOU CAN’T THINK ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU !!!!

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camilla feeling like a deer during the bacchanal and henry accidentally killing a deer is what im thinking about today

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@ the guy i saw last night when i went to buy cigarettes and now regret not talking to him you will be missed

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henry winter x reader:

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born to be the mysterious hot black haired- red nail polish daughter of a famous mafia boss in new york that gets offered to Micheal Corleone as a part of a deal with the Corleones, forced to be a girl in 2024

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For every guy that says you’re too fat there are 10 lesbians who will worship you like aphrodite

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as the friend who had and still has nosebleeds, you do feel a sense of superiority and uniqueness when the blood is rushing out of you but after the ecstasy wears off you’re just left sitting in a pool of sanguine feeling disgusted

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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YES we know henry isn’t affectionate. YES we are well aware he wouldn’t splurge on his lover. YES we are conscious he wouldn’t even have a lover. but PLEASE let us be delusional 🙏

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dearda girlies unite!!! and they added kenan too…

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my hot tsh take is that Henry is not that platonic creature of pure reason people make him to be.

He’s a wannabe, for sure.

Think about it. If Henry was so devoted to reason, would he be superstitious? Would he smoke? Smoking is a vice.

He was lead towards murder because of his flawed rationality.

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its 3 am and i read this as “i have sone nothing all summer besides touching myself to be myself again”

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im not a woman, but i identify as female. At no time in my life have I ever felt ‘feminine’. My thighs have always been too big, my arms to hairy and my skin too dark. Girlhood and femininity have been locked away from me, I’ve always experienced the voyeuristic part, but never have I known what it is like to feel woman.

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can we all agree that all the classic students are fucked up equally for consenting and approving murder

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when it comes to women im a total slut. like i’ll pop it out for everyone of them. i don’t have no type. all women are beautiful generous intelligent attractive to me

but men? men have to go through 1727 tests and i’ll only give them a kiss after 12 years of knowing each other