#[EPIC YAOI BATTLES OF HISTORY]

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

[//OOC POST!]

One of mod’s fav duos! [1/3???]

u get a doodle..

All the 3 r just Kazuichi centric cuz .. this is a Kazuichi Rp account!

[earthworm-paradise]

epic tumblr battles part 3: revelations

@pukicho @i-am-a-fish

[derpotherainboo]

Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

[rulerofthetanakaempire]

Is it truly that large of a sum that it garners you the need or desire to actually do such a thing like this-??

HEY YOU! I’m PRETTY sure Peko already told you.. but I’m technically getting dared to kiss you for some good big money.. sooooo— cmon! I need the money- and it’s not that I even like you! I’m doing this out of spite at this point..! Cmon!

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[bluartist]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

YAOI VS YURI

[horsegirl]

steve jobs vs bill gates epic rap battles of history is so tragic yaoi "fine. you wanna be like that? die then. the whole world loved you, but you were my friend"

[parawax]

yuri vs yaoi epic rap battles of history 53 injured 100 dead

[dizziful-clown]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

HOT YAOI BASE

VS.

TOXIC YURI

BEGIN!!

[arugula2048]

drag king performance inspo ideas:

Ben(t) Shapiro

entirety of FACK by Eminem

epic rap battles of history (duo act. Rasputin vs Stalin has real potential especially if we want to go Old Man Yaoi with it)

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

I'll give you 1k to kiss Gundham

143,325 YEN-!!?? JUST LIKE THAT-!??? Aughh— does it HAVE to be Gundham tho!? Anyone but him!? No? ..aughhhh— I’ll.. THINK about it..

[earthworm-paradise]

puki won! the bracket is closed, pukicho is now crowned king of tumbl-

SIKE!!!!

BONUS ROUND

@pukicho @firefox-official

GRAAAAAAAAH

[muttsys]

epic rap battles of history steve jobs vs bill gates was literally just yaoi rpf

[the-damned-and-divine]

✍💢📑⌨ for both Satan and Ramon and 😒for just satan ^^

✍ Favorite thing about writing the muse? -My favorite thing about writing Satan is the versatility. He can verbally shitpost and make valid arguments in dash commentary, do stupid crack things while also fitting into serious threads and events, as well as participate in casual interactions AND big world-changing activities. He's fucking huge, but he fits everywhere! -My favorite thing about writing Ramon is his way of speaking. Having him explain what "GYATT" means in an old-fashioned "civilized" tone amuses me as much as him getting to narrate epic battles

💢Something about the muse that annoys you? -It's stupid, but I'm annoyed at how popular Satan became once he actually appeared in an episode because he's "big sexy dragon with a southern drawl". The fanbase didn't love Satan until AFTER he flashed his massive tits and growled into the camera. It was AL who unearthed the wellspring that was his character, digging the wells with my bare hands, creating a verdant oasis and under my watchful gaze, it flourished and eclipsed Eden as a paradise on Earth... And now, because he has official artwork (the rich soil I sorely needed for years, needing to pour my very blood and sweat to nourish this wasteland), people are eyeing my font of pure life-giving waters with INSATIABLE THIRST! You demand the wholesome grains grown from Bad Dragon Daddy's lush fields, but did NONE of the work to irrigate, seed or harvest it! Every Emberlynn Pinkel and monsterfucker owes me workman's comp before they can even THINK to bake my hearty bread! -I'm annoyed that Ramon is too formal and old-fashioned to just FUCK someone, which hurts his shipping and smut life severely

📑 Favorite part of your muse’s backstory? -Favorite part of Satan's backstory is him being ride-or-die bros with Lucifer, which of course would go against canon if Helluva truly is building up some "Sin Civil War" (a Sinvil War, even), but I say: let the goofy little guy have a gigantic fuck-off monster friend! -My favorite part of Ramon's backstory is the fact that he knows/knew other cool sinners from further back in history than the Victorian Era. If ever I get tired of him and/or he dies, there's a whole supporting cast to choose from!

⌨ What’s a situation you’ve always wanted to RP with the muse? -For Satan, I've always wanted someone to see his sensitive side (not the usual aura of strength and masculinity he projects) and assure him that he can let his guard down. It ain't easy being Wrath... -For Ramon, I've always wanted a Charlie to see his progress as a guest and be proud of him. A princess' praise---what more could a knight want?

😒 Is there anything canon about your muse that you ignore? Yeah, I'm ignoring how the only crime Blitzo was arrested and Stolas got punished for was "going to Earth without permission". Both of them have fucked around on Earth, getting far more people killed than IMP's intended targets. They put other demonic agents at risk, proved Hell's existence to the American government---which is now readying for war, which the Cherubs brought to Lust and a whole city block was ruined because of it

Yes, you can correctly call-out how there's a blatant two-tier justice system in Hell (which is ironic, but I digress). However, Helluva Boss's flagship tragic yaoi couple did far worse than "not get their hitman operations OK'ed by a Sin"

[werewolfetone]

Ian Paisley vs Gerry Adams | Epic Rap Battles of History

At least this one isn’t about yaoi

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

No, no! ERRR! WROONG! My ego is too high now!! You called me strong! That’s technically calling me strong! Sooo-

sigh-- HEY!! remember that one time you just- SCREAMED out to the whole damn class about my colored contacts and just embarrassed me in breakfast-!? yeah! why the heck did you that-!? HUHH!?? [ //OOC : link for context in case u haven't seen the post!! : https://www.tumblr.com/ask-kazuichi-sodaaa/784171877517148160/any-embarassing-or-awkward-moments-youd-like-to?source=share]

Hmph. The difference between the hues of the two of those orbs of sight was simply too jarring to ignore. There could have only been two or maybe even more reasons.

One, that you have been hiding a deep dark power inside of you that you had been concealing for so long with those contacts (aa you mortals call it) of yours or using your powers themselves to change their colours — which could have honestly actually made me gain an ounce of respect for you, but I suppose not.

Or two, that you had been possessed by a wicked spirit, maybe even a demonic overlord such as I. And in doing so, one of your eye colours had changed to signify it. Though, perhaps I would have just let you suffer through that possession until someone else decided to intervene... hehe.

[rose-above-dark]

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