#[Server] SNEEG

[nexahexagon]

Art. Silly sketch.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: The last time I got like, legitimately fckin' angry on stream was when my- my Egg child died. Sorry– my two Egg children died in a really dumb way, and I got genuinely pissed off. And that was– that was the last time I got like, visibly mad.

Sneeg: Dude, that sht looked stressful. That server looked stressful with- with the Egg stuff.

Phil: It was! Mhmm. It fckin was, it was like, crazy! I got to meet a lot of really cool people, so I'll always just be thankful for that, and not just think about the stressful times, like...

Sneeg: True. Yeah, well... Ain't that life. [Laughs]

Phil: [Laughs and says in a sing-songy voice] "That's life!"

Sneeg: Ain't that life– of being like "Wow, a lot of this was very scary, but at least I got to do some cool sht, I suppose." [Laughs]

Phil: [Laughs] Yeah.

[rakkuntoast]

imma be honest i havent caught up with the realm in a hot min, but i do fw the whole the most powerful guy is being corrupted by evil thing

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

Sneeg is trying so hard to give Ros "Scary Dog Privilege". For anyone unaware, "Scary Dog Privilege" is a term used for when someone has an intimidating dog (or often times person) that makes people hesitant to mess with them. It allows the person to feel more free and safe without worry of potential attack.

It's a role that Clown had fallen into with Ros. People know not to mess with Ros whenever Clown is around. There were several times when the hostile faction was going to attack Ros but reconsidered the moment they saw Clown looming over her shoulder. However, Clown isn't around a whole lot and in his absence people tend to push Ros around.

Sneeg has noticed this and has also assigned himself the role of "Scary Dog" on Ros's behalf. He makes the effort to check in with Ros when she is talking with other people and makes a show of asserting himself as someone on Ros's side. The other day when Tubbo and Krow were bothering Ros while she was building the castle the first words out of his mouth were "Are you bothering my architect?" Immediately he is making a public show that bothering Ros means bothering Sneeg. He wants people to know this. He also goes on to ask Ros if she actually wants Tubbo and Krow there and offers to chase them away in a very threatening manner. Ros isn't very confrontational so he deliberately makes it known that it is ultimately Ros's choice and that he will back her up. He wants people to respect Ros's choices and he has been making public displays to show there will be consequences if people do not. Sneeg also wants Ros to know that she can make her own decisions and have them be respected. Sneeg wants Ros to know that she can say no to people. It is a well known joke on the server that Ros has no backbone and can be easily convinced to do almost anything. She is afraid of confrontation and the potential retaliation that comes with it. She is also very afraid that people will turn against her. She was convinced that everyone would take Owen's side against her and she was hesitant to say anything to even her friends. Even after killing Owen the first time she worried that she was the one in the wrong and had to be reassured that what she did was understandable. Sneeg is trying his hardest to prove to her that he will be there to back her up no matter what. He is trying to prove to her that she always has someone in her corner that will stand up for her. He constantly makes the effort to put choices in Ros's hands and making it known that he will respect them. When Ros had left the yellow faction he repeatedly told her that, if she really wanted to leave, he would not force her to go back to The Kingdom. He just wanted to be sure it was a decision that she wanted and that she wasn't being forced out. He also refused to speak on her behalf when it came to telling Clown about it. It was important that Ros chose what to tell him. In fact, he also made sure it was Ros who started the confrontation with Owen and he only jumped in to support her when Ros was backing down. It's important to him that Ros is the one making these choices and not just following what others want. So now this brings us to Sneeg building an alarm system in the castle that gives Ros the power to summon him at any time. Ros has been complaining for months about how building the castle is so difficult because people always bother her there. Sneeg has been very vocal about his frustration of the constant intruders and people's lack of respect for Ros. It infuriates him that Ros doesn't feel comfortable to build her own castle because people don't leave her alone. So now he has embraced his role as "Scary Dog" and he's living up to it. He feels that the castle is Ros's and she gets to decide who is there. If people are in the castle and Ros doesn't want them there, he will chase them off. People will learn not to bother Ros and respect her wishes otherwise they will be bothering Sneeg. Very few people want to bother Sneeg and he is a lot less patient and less forgiving than Ros is. Ultimately it is up to Ros how much she uses the system but the important part is that it makes Ros feel safer telling people to leave her alone.

[kristiliqua]

the keepers worried about the corruption like bro you should be worried about SNEEGSNAG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[katescribblesabit]

im thinking about losa of course, and when Clown comes back (pls its been so long) and hears about the accident at the second ball, i feel like he would just go attack Sneeg without question.

But since Sneeg has nirvana and is the highest level the constant crits aren't doing anything so he just stands there like "yeah i deserve this, be careful tho don't hurt yourself"

[sunshinereani]

"You are the kingdom. Ros, the entirety of the kingdom was built around a structure that you made willingly. You literally built- you built the castle"

[gremnda]

it's so fun watching sneeg's pov when pangi tells him all about him and pili 2's arguments, esp because the chat comes from such a different culture smp wise

his chat went ”blowing up his house for a few items??” meanwhile for the ls chatters, this is completely a valid reason to grief someone's house. blowing up pili's house isn't even that bad of a retaliation to be so honest LMAO

i was in a chat with normal peeps for like 15 minutes and it was a bizarre experience, 10/10 would do it again

[stompedchild]

now that sneeg has developed a pager for himself, i'm hoping that he also sets up some sort of system for ros and clown as well. i think he brought up making a panic room type of thing for ros, but i know damn well that clown would also like a fucking shrieker pager to help out ros if needed

[insomniackel]

what is the realm even about

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Oh yeah, the great outdoors! All we need is a can of beans, and we'll have a good time.

Phil: There's two empty seats, I can't remember what– who they're for though. [Snorts then leans off-screen and laughs]

Fit: [Slowly realizes what Phil said] ...No. No. No. No! No! NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, PHIL. Ok? We are not doing this.

Sneeg: Do you wanna talk about it...?

Phil: [Continues laughing]

Fit: No man, this- this man thinks trauma is funny. He thinks trauma is funny– He thinks interpersonal emotional trauma is funny! Yeah, we're all laughing, Phil. We're all laughing. Yeah– [Monotone voice] "Hahaha! So funny." So funny. So funny.

Sneeg: Alright, bro. Why don't you go–

Fit: Gaslight girlboss, right? Yeah, that's what we do, that's what we do.

Phil: Oh my god– [Exhales and laughs] That tickled me, that was a good one. Uh, right–

[nexahexagon]

Tr:Sneeg but he hears the server and Keepers much more than the others bc his hearing is becoming much more sensitive. He can Hear the faint faint whispers of the server and Keepers, actually hear the full sentences rather than broken words

(Ik there’s an actual lore reason for the broken sentences but let me have this 🙏)

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

I wonder how it must feel for Sneeg to be so dangerous that a new player can hit him and instantly die. He was warning Zam to be more careful after her two accidents the other day and I have to imagine he's always very aware of his own strength as well. He has to be, he's always one miss click away from killing someone. Hell, it turns out he doesn't even have to be the one to miss click, it's dangerous even being around him.

[kristiliqua]

“im getting yelled at in the discord” I FUCKING WONDER WHY SNEEG

[impostersyndromee]

tr!sneeg my favourite guy ever, own that fraud!!

[qsmp-yaoi-island]

"I can't wait until yellow log on to see" they don't know...