#[cent miscellaneous]

[cent-scratchnsniff]

Oh angela.. oh angela. The way you draw these weirdos is so lovely. There are bites in your canvases

hi!! thank you so much for this i really do appreciate it a lot. it isnt much since recent energy levels but i hope th whag the hell. MY CANVASES???

[warriorcatsunveiled]

Firestar, my beloved~~

Okay, here are some pics that never made the final cut for any posts but I still liked for various reasons. So, in order:

How I often imagine a young Firepaw looked like (if we headcanon him as an abyssinian )

Just a cool photo that better supports that whole "Fire alone shall save the clan" thing

An older and more jaded, but still cool fourth-cat-i-am-forever-a-part-of-prophecies-Firestar

More of a personal daydream where Fireheart bitch-slaps Spottedleaf for basically not letting him live in peace with Sandstorm

[xxepherr]

.ೃ࿐ I'LL FOLLOW THE SUN

summary — all these years later, you've finally found your soulmate. clark's first decision as an almost-bonded couple is to share a lunch break with you and discuss whether or not to accept the bond over an abnormally tall stack of pancakes.

pairings — clark kent x reader

pronouns — none

word count — 1910

note — part two in the 'here comes the sun' miniseries. it's a cute little soulmate au, masterlist and series information can be found here. can be read as a standalone though if you wish :)

THE CAFE SERVED ALL day breakfast. the first thing you had learnt about your soulmate was that he was an absolute sucker for an all day breakfast menu.

all you had said was 'i don't know what to get' when you sat down in a comfortable corner booth and the next thing you knew he had ordered a comically large stack of pancakes for the two of you to share. the original stack was four pancakes complete with fruit, syrup and ice cream, but for fifty cents an extra pancake, the stack was now nine tall and somehow not toppling.

he even turned the pancake stack so that the fruit smiley face on the top was facing you.

ignoring the waitress' lingering stare at how your wrists were bound together with gold, you slid a knife and fork towards you while clark picked up his own set. without a word, he cut the pancake stack directly down the middle, trying his best not to disturb the blueberry eyes, and set the half down on the spare plate the waitress had brought over. the fruit tumbled off both halves when he did so. you quickly put the fruit back on the wobbling stack as if it never happened.

"so . . ." you trailed off, "you grew up here?"

nodding, clark dug his knife back into his half of the pancakes to carve out a chunk with his free hand. on the way here he had briefly mentioned that "i'm not sure that i fully understand all this, i grew up in kansas" to which you assured him that you didn't either. the whole point of the bond was to learn it together with only the base facts to get you there.

he understood that here meant earth instead of the big city. "my cousin and i were supposed to land here together, but . . ." he cut himself off with a sigh like it pained him to mention. "sorry, long story," he shook his head, switching the knife to his fork to shove a mouthful of pancake into his mouth.

"it's okay," you gave him a warm smile, one that he could actually feel the heat off.

realising he didn't answer properly, clark waited until he swallowed to speak again. "my ma and pa are still in kansas, i grew up in smallville." his eyes lit up. "i'm actually supposed to go meet them next weekend if you wanna come with."

sitting together was so natural that it was hard to register you both had only known each other for half an hour. if it had been anyone else it would have felt rushed and ingenuine, but sitting here with your soulmate, you nodded without a second thought. "i'd love to," you breathed and then picked up your own fork to try the pancakes. they were fluffy and melted in your mouth. "fuck, these are good," you hummed in delight.

clark beamed. the silence that faded in was comforting, a warm buzz in your ears that tuned out the miscellaneous sounds of the cafe. it was slightly awkward to eat with only one hand but a wordless decision to bring the bond up after the pancakes had been mutually made. neither of you had eaten since breakfast and probably wouldn't until you clocked off before dinner — there was still plenty of time to discuss.

plus, the pancakes were super good. there was no way you were content with talking until after they were eaten.

CLARK finished his plate like it was no challenge whatsoever. you were technically considered an alien like him but you weren't blessed with whatever bottomless pit of a stomach he had. he finished off the rest of your half with a charming grin when you announced you were done.

"from what i understand," he said casually, setting his fork down on his empty plate. you picked at the few blueberries scattered on your own, rolling them in maple syrup before letting them dissolve on your tongue. "you're my soulmate because you're from the yellow sun that heals me . . .?" unsure and a little unconfident, it came out as more of a question than a statement.

"basically," you nodded. "my kind have watched over kryptonians since the beginning of time, but only one of us is chosen to be more involved in that every thousand years." you jingled your wrist, the bangles jangled in response. "that's us."

"but krypton's gone."

your expression fell. "we sadly could not intervene. there was no possible way for us to save your planet. you are the only survivor i know of . . . and i suppose your cousin."

clark rolled his eyes, "and her bad dog." you laughed quietly and he joined you — even though that dog was traumatising. "but," he cleared his throat, "seriously, if we're soulmates, why would anyone reject it?" he asked. his voice was quieter, scared at the possibility that you were going to reject the prophecy and leave him with a hole in his heart for the rest of his life. there was nothing in the way you were acting towards him that had him believing that, but he still couldn't help but picture it all the same.

"it was rejected three thousand years ago," you told him, picking up your napkin and wiping your mouth. there was nothing there, clean from where you had used a different napkin ten minutes ago, but it gave your hands something to do. "lia-kel from your planet rejected her soulmate from mine because she refused to settle down. she never liked staying with one person for too long. and that's only the most recent example.”

he was silent, the gears turning behind his eyes. “that sounds painful,” there was a gentle crack in his voice sliced painfully, the mere thought of rejecting something so special harsh on his heart.

you just shrugged like it didn’t matter. you agreed, no doubt about it, but there was still a chance that clark could turn around and reject you right now. for all these years you had been searching with the end goal of accepting him, he could destroy that before your very eyes.

and that was scary.

how were you going to live out the rest of your life after that?

"i assume so," you cleared your throat, lips pulling into a tight smile. you didn't really want to outright say it, but was sugarcoating an option when he held your life in his hands? "would you . . ." you took a breath, "reject . . . me?"

it was silly. you felt silly. the fork you were fiddling with clattered to the table and you cringed at the sound. things were going so well, what if it freaked him out to suddenly bring it up? god, you thought exasperatedly, i've fucked it up now.

clark's silence was biting. the golden band felt icy against your skin, the heat disappearing as you held your breath in anticipation. heartbreak was foreign and you didn't want to experience it now. or ever, really. hearing stories about what happened to those who got rejected had instilled the fear into you so deeply that it wired through every vein in your body, twisting and twirling into your heart's junction.

"how do i accept it?" clark finally said, interlocking your fingers of your bound wrists. his voice pitched up slightly and you could breathe again, fluid and steady. you were so lost in the fact that he was agreeing to accept the bond that he squeezed your hand and said your name, drawing you back to earth.

"sorry," you smiled sheepishly, but smiled nonetheless. the muscles in your face were beginning to ache again. "you're sure?"

"of course," clark hardly hesitated this time. you set down your fork and reached across the table for his other hand, and he took it carefully in his large grip. "you're my soulmate, why would i want anyone else?" he smiled, "we can work out everything else later."

"okay," you said slowly, trying to contain your excitement. you weirdly didn't feel nervous about the string of vows you knew would tie you together forever like you thought you would feel when this day would come. no, you felt alive, and even the air felt softer as it filled your lungs. "i'll say it first, and then you repeat after me, sound alright?"

"perfect," he nodded in response.

you squeezed his hands. "i accept that you are my soulmate, and i'll be there with you and for you until every star burns out of the sky." you could feel electric tingles scatter up your arms, ticking all the way up your fingers while you waited for clark to repeat them back to you. it was a one-way electric charge repelling against his skin, stuck in the palms of your hands until he could share it with you.

"i accept that you are my soulmate, and i'll be there with you and for you until every star burns out of the sky," there was no second thoughts as clark uttered it back without worry, no hitches or hesitations in his voice — nothing but sureness and trust in you, the bond, and the future.

a quiet gasp escaped you as the electric charge transferred from your hands to his, tingling from his fingers and up to his shoulders. he relaxed at the feeling of it, his body losing all remnants of hidden tension and succumbing to the gentleness of filling the void in his soul with another. the pieces fell perfectly into place, the remainder of a long-overdue puzzle, and the electricity subsided into a gentle simmer that felt like a warm blanket.

a few moments of shameless gazing, staring into each others eyes to find the buzzing souls beneath broken up by the waitress flitting over to the table to clang the empty plates together. giggles tumbled out of your mouths in perfect sync, cheeks tinted pink with a soft blush that only love could give.

"i suppose we should head back to work, huh?" clark flipped his wrist to check his watch. you both should've been back at work ten minutes ago.

the smile was impossible to rid. you liked this, simple, bonded together forever, but still looking forward to the passion you shared over the same career prospects. "yeah . . . i guess."

"how's dinner at mine sound?" he asked, standing up from his seat and sliding out of the booth.

"like a plan," you beamed, sliding out of the booth. only now did you realise the bangles had split apart as if they hadn't been holding you captive mere seconds ago. still, your hand migrated to his like they were still cuffed, and he enveloped yours like that was the place it was supposed to be. "can we get pizza? i hear metropolis pizza is a whole new level."

"done deal," clark nodded, the conversation so pleasingly domestic that it felt as if you had been in his life since the start. "is gotham pizza not good?"

you shivered at the thought. "it's horrific. the pizza places there are usually a front for crime so it's hit or miss on whether its actually good or not."

"oh . . ." clark trailed off awkwardly. "yeah, there's a nice place a block from here. i'll take you on the way home."

─── 𖦹 .✧˚｡taglist (lmk if you want to be added/removed): @love-quinn @dinorawrss @tisilex @tocinohater @itzmeme @trulovekay @cielito--lindo @the-real-punk-rock @slowlyshycomputer

[dandelionsresilience]

whether the internet becomes an intolerable surveillance state, ubiquitous subscription model, or unusably ad- or AI-ridden shithole, I think we need to remember

how to do things offline

either on your personal hard drive (just because it’s an app doesn’t mean the information is stored in your device) or on paper. I’m not saying the collapse of the internet is imminent, and I’m not suggesting we do everything completely without technology, or even stop using it until we have to. (to be clear, I also don’t think the internet will just blink out of existence, suddenly stop being a thing at all; rather I think it might continue to lose its usefulness to the point where it’s impossible to get anything done. anyway) but some people may have forgotten how we got by before the internet (I almost have!), and the younger generation might not have experienced it at all.

I figure most people probably use the internet mainly for communication with friends and family, entertainment and creation (eg. writing), and looking up how to do things, so here’s how to do those things offline:

First and most importantly, download everything important to you onto at least one hard drive and at least one flashdrive! files can get corrupted and hardware can get damaged or lost, but as long as you keep backup copies, you have much-closer-to-guaranteed access versus hoping a business doesn’t decide to paywall, purge, or otherwise revoke your access. I would recommend getting irreplaceable photos printed as well

download and/or print/write down:

anything important to you - photos/videos, journals, certificates, college transcripts

contact info - phone numbers and/or addresses of friends/family (know how to contact them if you can’t use your favourite messaging app), doctors (open hours would be good too), veterinarians if you have pets, and work

how-to’s - recipes (one, two), emergency preparedness (what do I do if… eg. I smell gas)

other things you might google: cleaning chemicals to NOT mix, what laundry tag symbols mean, people food dogs and cats can and can’t eat, plant toxicity to pets

and know offline ways to find things out - local radio station, newspaper, a nearby highway rest area might have a region map, public libraries usually have a bunch of resources

also, those of you who get periods should strongly consider not using period tracking apps! here’s how to track your period manually

free printable period tracker templates (no printer? public libraries usually charge a few cents per page, or you can recreate it by hand)

moving on to entertainment, you can still get most media for free! it’s completely legal to download your favourite movies to your own personal hard drive, you just can’t sell or distribute copies (not legal advice)

movies: wcostream.tv (right click the player) - the url changes every once in a while but usually redirects; I recently noticed that it’s hiding a lot of movies behind “premium,” so it may or may not work anymore | download youtube videos

music: how to get music without streaming it | legal free downloads

games: steamunlocked.net - doesn’t have every game and can be slow to update, but very reliable

books: free online libraries | legal free downloads

otherwise passing time:

active outdoor games

for road trips (social verbal games)

for when power’s out

for sheltering in place (not all offline, but good ideas)

board games (often found at thrift stores)

ad-free customisable games collection (mobile)

read, write, draw, or whatever your craft is, sing, dance, clean, reorganise, take a bath

go outside - excuses include napping (if safe), eating, reading, finding cool plants/animals/rocks, playing with the dog

places to go include:

zoos and museums can be surprisingly cheap

parks and nature preserves

library, mall, or game shop

and a few miscellaneous things for good measure:

time budgeting | household management

how to use a planner | I’ve had success with visually blocked-out schedules like these

please add on if you have any other offline alternatives to common uses of the internet!

[writings-ofthe-heart]

Short fluffy drabble :) Got something longer coming soon though the hyperfixation is strong...

WC: ~550 words

"OH! FUCK, SHIT, OW." A loud clang is heard through the apartment, pots and a chair being knocked over. A green light emitting from under your door. Clearly Rick had gone through your small kitchen a little less than quietly. Shuffling came towards the door.

"Honey?" His hoarse voice muffled through the wood.

You had been deeply asleep but, alas, the giant ruckus that seems to follow Rick ruined it.

Groggily, you shifted out of the warmth of your bed. Upon opening the door, you saw the ragged state your boyfriend was in.

"Hmph… Baby, what happened?" Your vocal cords were unused for hours, leaving it scratchy.

"No, no, just—just, y'know. Same old, same old." He waved you off as you stepped closer, tilting his jaw to get a better look at the multitude of injuries on his face. Rick's lip was split, and his eye was poorly. Shades of blue, black and yellow littered his face and cuts, gashes, and miscellanous fluids were running down his face and neck. Probably some sort of sciencey thing.

You shook your head, grabbing his hand and leading him to the bathroom.

"Come now, just sit down, please." Your voice was small, reminding Rick that he had awaken you from rest, a rest he knew you hadn't been getting easily.

"I'm—I'm sorry, hun." He glanced away as you applied some rubbing alcohol on his open wounds. He hissed, closing his eyes briefly. "I know-sh-shit! work's been tough on you."

You paused, looking up at him with sleepy eyes. "If I didn't care about you, I would've pointed out you literally have a gun to heal yourself, of literally anything."

He laughed, roughly, the essence of Rick is his roughness. His gruff way of letting you know he'd move mountains—universes for you was your favorite thing about him.

You continued to pat gashes clean with the alcohol and then putting a colorful band aid on it. It wasn't often you had regular band aids, since working with the kids, it was worth the extra ninety cents.

Once you had finished, you gently turned Rick around to face the mirror. He had often hated looking in one, purely due to the fact that sometimes, he could still see Prime with his head bashed in, haunting him. Rick was awakened back to reality as you softly kissed his cheek.

"It's okay, Rick, just… try to come to bed, okay?" You massaged his shoulders and he sighed wistfully.

"Okay, Junebug."

His nicknames made you melt, multitudes of gooey warm feelings in your body lighting up.

You slinked your way out of the bathroom and back to the bed, sighing gratefully at the still slightly warm bedsheets. Rick stumbled to the kitchen, and you heard the tap run, a noisy chug of water and a swallow of what was probably several painkillers.

Right before you fell back into a steady rhythm of sleep, you felt the bed dip from the weight of a comforting presence. By habit, your body rolled to the side, arms reaching out. Mumbling something, Rick pulled you close. You thread your hands through his tufts of baby blue hair. Although, you couldn't see him through the dark of the room, you could feel the smallest smile on his face. Rick's breath smelled of mint and beer, but you wouldn't have it any other way.

[dailyhmsw]

WELCOME TO THE HMSW STORE.

WE SELL HEART. WE SELL MIND. WE SELL SOUL.

AND BY GOD WE SELL WHOLE (sometimes)

each for the low, low price of two cents and some pocket lint!

╰ daily art posts of varying quality, usually between 5 - 8 pm EST !! <- varies because i'm an inconsistent and tired boy

╰ asks always open and appreciated, if not always answered..

NAVIGATION

╰ #hmswposting - main art tag

╰ #dailyhmsw asks - answered asks tag

╰ #miscellaneous - tag for anything else

╰ #loop 100 - for the loop 100 event

character tags: #cj heart , #cj mind , #cj soul , #cj whole , #cj darrell

list of brushes and overlays i use here!

ADMIN INFO + FAQ ANSWERS

hhullo. my name is soul ^^ (or sinnoh if that gets confusing)

he/him it/its and hy/hymn pretty pleases

i am the #1 the lie of black and white fan. trust

i am the one and only admin !

my favourite cccc song is taken for a ride and my favourite guy to draw is heart......

╰ i use firealpaca and mspaint!! theres a list right above this with brushes and overlays i like to use C:

╰ loop = day, there's no real lore behind the captions (unless they're tags. i like to rant in the tags a lot. i am quite the yapper)

╰ my hmsw designs change with the tune of the bit.. they keep some consistent physical traits but i have no solid refs for them ,,,, sorry to those of you who might want to draw them

╰ speaking of; you can ALWAYS use my art for your profiles and your rentries and strawpages and whatevers!!!! and you can absolutely draw my designs i love love love seeing people draw them,, credit always appreciated

╰ i keep the relationships between hmsw vague in my posts so you (yes YOU. YOU SPECIFICALLY. /j) can interpret my art however you want and so everyone can be comfortable here!! peace and love above all okay?

divider 1 | divider 2 | things might get added if i remember things to add!!

[mandy-malady]

Celebrities that Openly Support MAGA/Their Beliefs

To do with what you will.

Country Artists

The Band Perry Big & Rich Billy Ray Cyrus Brantley Gilbert Brian Kelley Carrie Underwood Charlie Daniels (deceased) Chris Janson Hank Williams Jr. Jason Aldean Jelly Roll John Rich Justin Moore Loretta Lynn (deceased) Luke Bryan Parker McCollum Rascal Flatts Shania Twain Toby Keith (deceased) Trace Adkins Travis Tritt Upchurch

EDM

3LAU

Rappers

42 Dugg 50 Cent Azealia Banks Bandman Kevo Benny the Butcher Chief Keef Dababy Dax Fivio Foreign Kanye West Kodak Black Lil Pump Lil Wayne Money Man Nelly OhGeesy OT7 Quanny Peezy Rick Ross Sheff G Sleepy Hallow Snoop Dogg Soulja Boy Tom MacDonald Waka Flocka Flame Young Dro

Rock and Pop Artists

Aaron Carter (deceased) Azealia Banks Gavin DeGraw Gene Simmons of KISS Kid Rock Linkin Park (New era, 2024) - new lead is a Scientologist and was in good standing with the ‘church’ during this album drop Lynyrd Skynyrd M.I.A. Naked Cowboy Rick Springfield Robert Davi Ronnie Radke Sexyy Red Ted Nugent Wayne Newton The Village People

Latin Artists

Anuel AA Justin Quiles Nicky Jam

Actors/Television Personalities

Dennis Quaid Drea de Matteo James Woods Jim Caviezel Jon Voight Kelsey Grammer Kevin Costner Kevin Sorbo Kristy Swanson Laurence Fox Mark Whalberg Mel Gibson Michael Rapaport Randy Quaid Roseanne Barr Scott Baio Sylvester Stallone Taryn Manning Victoria Jackson Zachary Levi

Reality TV Stars and Media Figures

Amber Rose Ben Shapiro Bryce Hall Caitlyn Jenner Chrisley Family Dr. Phil Elon Musk Guy Fieri Jake Paul Joe Exotic Joe Rogan The Kardashians Mehmet Oz Nelk Boys Paris Hilton (conflicting info) Paula Deen Russell Brand Savannah Chrisley Scott Baio Tony Hinchcliffe

Sports/TV Crossovers

Dana White Danica Patrick Greg Norman Harrison Butker Holly Valance

Athletes (and Sports Figures)

Bob Cousy Bobby Orr Brett Favre Bryson DeChambeau Curt Schilling Herschel Walker Jack Nicklaus Johnny Damon Jon Jones Mariano Rivera Mike Ditka Mike Piazza Mike Tyson Tom Brady Wayne Gretzky

Miscellaneous/Notable Public Figures

Dr. Buzz Aldrin Mike Lindell (MyPillow) Nick Fuentes Tim Pool Tony Hinchcliffe

[rinnieisthecutest]

Bllk characters as things that happened with guys I've met!

『//Saw this like yesterday made by an amazing and talented person!!! And It got me so inspired I had to share my traumas with men AHAHAHA. But I can't really remember their @ :((( i'll update and tag them as soon as i find it out!』

requests status: open

Type: crack! Miscellanous x reader

Tw: mentions of drinking, mentions of sex and like a suggestive phrase (but Its all sfw don't worry) NOT PROOFREAD

masterlist

MORE UNDER THE CUT

Barou:

mostly only made girls drink on his cocktails because he was a gentleman, literally he wasnt even trying to hit (even though I would've let him) he just wanted to be kind. I used to go to him everytime I wanted a drink because he could never refuse to drink. Once saw him at 1 am eating pasta and invited him to my place with my friends to talk.

karasu:

I was black-out drunk and asked him what his drink was, he said cranberry juice and asked me if I wanted to taste it. It was a Negroni sbagliato. (Which is a super alcohol-full drink) (He was the barou guy)

Bachira:

we once watched pigeons for literally 3 hours as A DATE, thinking about their life and imaging it.

Sae:

met him on fortnite and started talking w/ him in spanish because he was spanish. Kept telling me a specific pick up line "Te he caido el papel... Que te envuelves bombolon". Never met him ever again, but this specific thing never left my mind.

Reo:

told him i wouldnt be online for a few hours because i was watching One piece. Kept spamming me and asking me if "One piece was really more important than him". I sent him two 40 secs long audios on why and how One piec was way more important than him then ignored him again.

Ness:

Met him two days before, but he made a spotify playlist with my name and the screenshot of one of my stories.

Otoya:

broke up with me with a few messages while i was at school studying in another country for a week, away from my family. His excuse was that he was "so sad, even his mom asked him if he was sad". Later his mom texted me telling me she actually scolded him for leaving me and that it was his loss.

Oliver Aiku:

kept asking me to have sex in french (he's NOT french) and kept telling me to answer yes without explaining it as a way to flirt (we ended up making out after 4 days).

Shidou:

the first time meeting him he mentioned having €1,50 so i begged him to gave me and euro for a shot of vodka, he offered me 50 cents, we went for another few rounds till he asked me what my name was, to which I responded with "pisella" (which is NOT a real world, but It means like "female dick"). We started calling eachother "female pea", and "pea". Basically screaming "DICK" everytime we saw eachother. We used to get drunk every night together.

©Rinnieisthecutest

ALL ART CREDITS GO TO THEIR RIGHT OWNER.

[skekthesilly]

uhhh. hey chat. guess this is our intro. waves at you

my names skek. questioning system. like severely questioning system. like me constantly wondering if im faking it while my headmates groan because this is the millionth time this hour kind of questioning. yaknow. umm i think we should maybe get this diagnosed properly perchance????? ummmm. um. yyyyeah were not diagnosed with anything so we cant say For Sure but i think. i think the presence of people in my head is enough to warrant at least a little bit of suspicion. right. right

really quick. do be warned that we'll vent here sometimes. yyyeag. we might need! some professional help! a teeny bit maychance

ermmm.... we call ourselves the awesomesaucetem. but its still a heavy wip. so. yeag ???? shrugs at you ???

heres the gang. ouhhmmm. shit said by them will have their signoff. emoji. yaknow. collapses starts sobbing im so bad at this. whatever heres the gang. others who show up can add their own shit:

skek/any nicknames you can come up with (🎁) any/all. host!!!experimenting with anything not feminine so. yeag. umm check the below pronouns thing for. more details. iunno man

screen (📺) he/they/it. most frequent fronter. or. most. most commonly seen guy besides from me ???

vivian/vi (🌸) she/her

electron/lex/other nicknames you can come up with (⚡) it/its/zap

proton/pat (💗) she/her

mamba (preferred)/newt (⚛️) he/they. florence/romeo/sebastian are also accepted as names but they would rather go by mamba or newt

ummm. dont expect us to know whos fronting at any time. sometimes we're not sure whos fronting and everythings blurry. it sucks !!! can you even call it an identity disorder if we dont even know who we are 😂😂😂

basically no dni other than if we dont like your vibe we'll block you. because we dont feel like listing out a big ass dni here and we honestly do not care

ok whatever. old shit below

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pronouns i have collected:

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the cool ones:

she(x7)/her(x5)/herself, he(x4)/him/his, they(x5)/them, it(x3)/its, xe/xem, fae/___(missing a fem)/faeself, e/er, any pronouns(x2), mirror pronouns

the wacky silly ones:

cub, fizz, fang/fangs

miscellaneous items:

10 cents :} (nickel bfb and nickel ii), pronoun raft, 50000 additional pronouns

status:

trying my very darndest not to lose it and go batfuck insane

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will add more as i catch em all

(you can refer to me as these idrc)

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(i made that blinkie btw isnt it awesomesauce. im very proud of myself)

[piratesexmachine420]

Interesting Calculator Fact Number 7: these four (4) screenshots from TI's 2023 annual report are the only instances of the word 'calculator' in the entire 160 page document.

As a point of comparison, there are fifteen (15) instances of the word 'automotive'. Not only are calculators not a major market for TI, they're other. Miscellaneous. Lumped in with DLP (3 mentions, all in these screenshots) and ASICs (likewise). Ouch.

TI will charge you one hundred and thirty-nine United States dollars and ninety ninety goddamn cents for a base model TI-84 Plus -- a graphing calculator from 2004 with a 1-bit monochrome LCD and a z80 (not ez80) processor -- then they'll take your money and wipe their ass with it. It goes in the envelope marked "Other". "Cannot be aggregated with other operating segments." "Does not meet the thresholds to be individually reportable." Motherfucker doesn't even include batteries. You have to go buy AAAs. Fuck you TI.

(You may also note, if you've seen the same Tumblr posts I have, that there is no section marked 'defense'. No trickery here, they sold their defense business to Raytheon in 1997. TI still sell stuff to the military, of course, but they don't make bombs anymore. For whatever that's worth.)

[tsams-and-co-memes]

TSAMS Monty Canon Info

Updated - 6/24/25

Monty’s likes:

Winning

Screwing with people

Trains

Tea

Aggressive humor

Earth

Money

Frolicking

Clickbaiting people

Fire

Their favorite season is winter

Small dogs (they've always wanted to get a toy poodle)

Monty’s dislikes:

Kids (<- their thoughts and feelings towards kids may or may not be different now)

Their dad

Stitchwraith

Eclipse

Bloodmoon

El Chip

Miscellaneous:

Monty is gender-fluid and bisexual

Their dad is British. It’s probably fair to assume that by extension, that makes Monty British, too

They have a sister who is a lawyer in Germany

Their mom is dead, and Monty was the one who handled most (if not all) of her funeral arrangements and expenses

They get extremely competitive over gaming

They have a temper and swear a lot

They have ADHD

Monty’s father and sister are human, but were genetically modified to look more like gators. Fazbear's merely bought their dad's likeness and used it to create Monty (<- partial retcon, it seems that Millie is an animatronic like Monty now. Everything about their dad is still pretty concrete)

Monty’s sister’s name is Millie

Their parents used to argue frequently

They once worked as a bartender

Monty’s sister (Millie) is very professional, even outside of her working hours (according to their dad)

Monty’s dad was a horrible parent

They con and rob NFT bros

They don’t pay taxes - they apparently owe $8 and some odd cents to the IRS

Monty built an off brand Vegeta animatronic and a husky animatronic

Monty had a kill switch at one point from Fazbear’s to shut them down if they did anything super bad, but the kill switch no longer works

Monty and Millie play Minecraft together and talk just about every other day, which would mean they have a decently close relationship

Monty plays D&D with Puppet sometimes

Monty hires a photographer to take pictures of them every few months, and the photographer charges $10,000 per picture. They then pay off the photographer with Monopoly money

They had a dragon ball phase

Monty used to sell food to the cartel

Apparently Monty’s nemesis is hip Yoda

Monty knows how to drive and seems to be a better teacher than Sun. It's implied that Monty also knows how to fly planes

Monty knows what Millie's job is, but they don't know the specifics about it

Monty is Francine's godfather

Monty apparently smells like hand sanitizer, according to Earth

Monty’s a fan of alcohol and drinks every so often

Monty has killed an entire population of smurf people

Funtime Freddy had a habit of looking through Monty’s window at night and watching them sleep

Monty swears more when drunk

Monty shows up late for work and then leaves early

Monty knows Spanish

Monty's tail gets stiff when they are angry (fact yoinked from the wiki)

In the past Monty had asked out Glamrock Chica but ended up getting rejected (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Their tail has been said to be magnetic meaning that it can take it off and move it around. Lunar liked to play with it (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Apparently, they are banned from Switzerland for some unknown reason (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They nuked Sweden for unknown reasons (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They are the ones who updated the daycare and have access to cameras (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They had a space station at one point, but it was destroyed by meteors (I think?)

Monty sold a space apartment/house to Sun once, but the place was also destroyed

Monty’s been to jail before

Monty experiments with "medicinal stuff" (with there being implications that the "medicinal stuff" is actually weed. There are two bongs in their new house, and Foxy even picked one of the bongs up and directly referred to it as "weed paraphernalia")

Despite being an animatronic, Monty has functioning taste buds

Monty knows how to pilot (?) a ship

Monty is a grill master and is good at cooking

Monty knows how to sword fight

[cent-scratchnsniff]

your yesod art is so peak and every time you draw him I kick my feet and smile cause that's my favorite guy oh em gee

PURPLE GUY!!!! im so happy that you like it !! and im really happy that the drawings i make can make you happy. the yesod :) doodles as a treat since you love that guy

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In a fit of inspiration at @searivermountain 's , @idanit 's and @a-case-of-the-ace 's AU posts about Jeeves and Wooster living in their respective countries, here are my two (albeit rough and unpolished two cents) about Jeeves and Wooster if they were living in the Kindgom of Italy.

I'm rewinding the actual OG setting by a decade or so as such, we're talking of the turn of the century here, 1898-1912.

First, a few setting points:

• I imagined them living in Turin, initially this was because it tied well with other plot points (Such as chuffy owning his seaside vacation houses(?) on the coast of Liguria and still being able to put Rocky "abroad" in France). Historically you could explain it by saying his parents moved there shortly after the proclamation of the Kingdom of Italy in 1861 because they saw it as a reason of prestige, perhaps some aunts followed suit, so on so forth.

• To elaborate on Rocky, the equivalent of them going to America in S3 of the show would be Bertie residing in Monaco and Jeeves doesn't get sent to scout New York for Rocky's aunt, but rather Montecarlo.

• To move back to Turin, while gents clubs similar to the drones did exist in Italy at the time, it would have been much likely for them to meet at a cafe since many known groups in Italy organized in such way (e.g Varied well known turn-of-century writers often ruinited at the Giubbe Rosse in Rome and the "Macchiaioli" artists often reunited at the Caffè Michelangelo in Florence)

• The Ganymede however would have operated in a way closer to that of gents club.

• Bertie, such as his standing commands, is gonna get promptly shipped to study law at the University of Turin cause I swear it's lowkey a recurrent fact with many of the wealthier authors I studied, it was "the thing" much.

Now, before I get onto miscellaneous trivia and ramblings and such, my two thoughts on their alternative names.

• The direct italianization of Reginald is Rinaldo, which I'd be keen on keeping (alternatively Raimondo has practically the same etymology and derivation), for surname, upon learning that Jeeves derives from Genevieve, which was the patron of Paris, I've decided to give him the surname Parisi, for the sake of the assonance.

• For Bertie on the other hand, the direct italianization of Betram is fucking Beltramo and I am in fact not keeping that so to remain on something similar sounding, he's Bernando now cause calling his Alberto keep the Bertie bit feels weird. As for surname, I'm similarly going of assonance, but with his original surname and as such I'm calling him Vistarini.

And now, miscellaneous trivia, lo and behold!

• Newts, or more specifically, a specie of newts known as the Italian Crested Newt, is more of a thing in central to southern Italy, so Gussy hereby has a thing for eels here in Italy, which were more common in bodies of water in the North.

• Bertie being interested in aviation!!! It was very much the next new thing so he'd often muse to Jeeves about his curiousity towards the inner workings of this jolly contraptions, tried to operate a plane once, crashes it in 50m, but if you were to ask Jeeves he'll succesfully find the right guy with the right plane to give him a ride to give Bertie aerial photos of the city he's much excited about.

• Jeeves seemingly knows every literature known to man and he's ready to counter-prove or counter-quote a statement with an appropriate literary quote. This is more instinctive musing but I feel like Bertie would often make paragons to the plays of Alfieri and Goldoni, or alternatively, Latin stuff and he'd surely have studied it majorly in uni.

• Additionally I think it would be highly funny to have Jeeves and Bertie discuss Parini, il giorno specifically.

• God blast d'Annunzio also cause Tuppy would 100% be keen on comparing is love-unfilled existence to the banes of a d'Annunzio protag, he thinks himself the next embodiment of Andrea Sperelli and Bertie is just "Heh, silly Tuppy"

• This applies generally but lots of theatre going involved, they have stayed over in Milan before to catch premieres at The Scala and one of this baboons surely said they were gonna find themselves a girl like Eleonora Duse

• The cast of the drones routinely gets dragged in honor fencing duels over this or that offence or this or that woman and Bertie is frequently dragged in under the excuse "Oh, come on, the other party has never seen me before, you can go in my stead!", he miserably fucking fails and on the other hand this is another venture in which jeeves excels

[vanesa]

How I Customize Windows and Android

Windows: Rainmeter

Rainmeter Skins

Rainmeter | Deviantart

r/Rainmeter

Rainmeter is where I get nifty desktop widgets (skins). There are a ton of skins online and you can spend hours just getting caught up in customizing. There are clocks, disk information, music visualizers, weather widgets*, and more.

I get most of my skins from the links I posted, but they are by no means the only resources for Rainmeter skins. r/Rainmeter and Deviantart have some awesome inspiration.

This is what my desktop looks like right now:

Dock: Dock 2 v1.5

Icons: icons8 - this is probably the best free resource for icons I know of

"Good Evening [name]": Simple Clean

Clock: Simplony

* Note about weather widgets: Older Rainmeter skins that use old weather APIs will likely not work. The Rainmeter forums has information with lists of weather skins that do work.

Windows: Useful Things for Workflow

Flow Launcher - this is basically a search bar, app launcher, and even easy-access terminal all in one. The default hotkey is Alt+Space. I use this almost primarily to do quick calculations. There are a ton of plugins and I've barely scratched the surface with how I use it.

ShareX - This is my screenshot tool and I love it. Admittedly, I find it difficult to configure, but once I had it set up, I didn't really have to adjust it. You can create custom hotkeys to screenshot your entire screen, or to select your screen, or even use OCR. This has saved me a ton of time copying over text in images and making it searchable.

Bonus - Get Rid of Windows Web Search in the Start Menu: If you're comfortable with editing your registry, and you want to get rid of the pesky web results in Windows search, this fix is what I used to get rid of it.

Android: Nova Launcher

This is my main Android launcher that I've been using for almost as long as I've owned a smartphone, and it's super customizable. The best part is that it's free with no ads, and you can purchase premium at a one-time cost.

The main things I use it for are app drawer tabs, renaming apps, hiding apps, and changing the icons.

I've had premium for so long that I've forgotten what the features were, but looking at the website, the one feature I use is app folders.

This is what my phone homescreen and app drawers look like:

Time/Weather: Breezy Weather

Calendar: Month: Calendar Widget (I got this on sale for like 30 cents once but there are a plethora of good calendar apps out there)

Icons: Whicons - White Icon Pack

Advanced Customization

Further things to enhance your customization experience to look into include:

Flashing a custom Android ROM (e.g. LineageOS)

Give up on Windows & install Linux instead (Ubuntu is a good one to start with)

Android app modification: ReVanced apps (includes Tumblr), Distraction Free Instagram

Miscellaneous notes under the cut:

None of these links are affiliate links. These are all tools I happen to use on a daily basis and I'm not being paid to promote them.

Install Rainmeter skins and programs I recommend at your own risk. Before altering Windows, such as editing the registry, make sure you have everything backed up.

The Windows web search fix works on my Windows 11 machine. I don't know if it works for Windows 10, but I do know I was able to disable it in Windows 10 at some point, so your mileage may vary.

Install non-Play Store apps at your own risk. (Although in my opinion, open source APKs are less sketchy than some apps on the Play Store...) Always check where you're downloading APKs form!

The wallpaper for my desktop and phone are custom wallpapers I made myself.

(At the request of @christ-chan-official)

[nemolfc]

𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 - 𝐫𝐮́𝐛𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐬

・𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲: 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬

( 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮́𝐛𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞? )

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝐧𝐠𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲!!!

loyalty: if there is one thing about rúben that stands out, it's his loyalty, on and off the pitch, when it comes to the woman he loves, he'll stand by her through the good and bad moments, if she has something on her mind that's stressful, he'll be there to comfort her and help her through it.

feelings: rúben's more inclined to show his love through actions than verbally, his woman will wake up to a deliciously made breakfast, or one he picks up from her favorite café, he will one hundred per cent show up each time with a bouquet of roses, her apartment will be full at this point cause he adores the smile on her face when he gets her flowers.

love language: rúben's love language is physical touch so if you're spending the night, chances are you're going to be attached to the hip, because he will not let you go.

taking control: rúben is a family man, so if he meets his woman and falls for her, he will fall into the role of a natural provider, sure she'll have her own income and job, and most likely refuse to have spend money on her but that man is obsessed with getting you everything the world has to offer, a new dress, it's sent right to her doorstep, a cute piece of jewelry, chances are he will show up with the box and give it to you, you'll keep saying no but there's no way he'll relent, he takes great pride ( and is turned on ) by the idea of spoiling you, he's also very territorial and protective, if he so much as sees a man looking at his woman funny, you bet he'll make it known loud and clear who his woman belongs to.

sensuality: we circle back to his emotions, rúben doesn't voice what he wants so if his woman goes out of her way to comfort him after a loss, or spend time with him after a win, trust that he'll be thrilled, of course physical activities are the biggest turn on ( that man lives in the gym and he loves showing it off, so if she drags him to bed, he's going to be very happy )

miscellaneous:

rúben is stubborn, when it comes to arguments and fights, he will take a while to apologize, but he will be there if she needs him to.

rúben is shy, like we said. his emotions are tough to crack but he loves showing them through actions and physical touch ( yes, there will be a lot of sex )

rúben looks at food like it's heaven, sure he spends time in the gym but if she makes the effort of learning portuguese dishes, that man will have the ring ready before she could say yes.

rúben can be jealous if he feels a man is trying to touch what belongs to him, and if he gets jealous, he will drag her out of any place and it'll get freaky, so freaky that she might even skip work the next day, cause angry sex is draining.

[6lovelytenders]

Miscellaneous Star Fleet Headcanons That Have Been Rotting in My Notes App for Too Long

(if anyone wants to hear my headcanons for the Zeds lmk! I have many for them as well)

Hercules is a maladaptive daydreamer, and that's how he spends his time when out at sea. His daydreams are fulled by the stories Ten Cents tells him about the port while he's away.

Sunshine is endlessly charming and is on good terms with pretty much every vessel and worker in the port. Everyone loves Sunshine.

O.J. was quite the prankster in his youth; while he's mellowed out a lot in his old age, if someone is out of line he won't hesitate putting them back in their place via a trick of some sort.

Warrior was originally built for the Bigg City Port Fire Department, but was sold off due to him being so darn clumsy. Him and the Fire Chief are still friends, and will chat if they have the time.

It is physically impossible for Ten Cents to relax. He has 2 modes: asleep and working. Has to be doing something at all times or else he gets snappy.

Big Mac is a chronic worrier. And he worries about the star switchers the most. He feels responsible for their well being and can be a bit overbearing, much to Ten Cents annoyance.

Hercules has the same short temper as Ten Cents, but is able to manage it better.

Top Hat chews on his lip when he's nervous.

Hercules sleeps like a rock (IF he ever falls asleep) and very few things can wake him up.

Hercules is also chronically sleep-deprived, both from all the work Capt. Star gives him and just anxiety in general.