#[he totally does-]

[fluentisonus]

the thing is I am still thinking about that bit in conclave right before they're about to vote when the breath of wind & birdsong comes in through the window that had recently been violently blown in to let the light and air into what has til then been a suffocatingly still & sterile & dark & enclosed environment & it ruffles all the pages on the desks & they all pause and look up. like oh god is there

[zhelin-thames]

A Ghostly Text Mishap

Danny flopped onto his bed, phone in hand, glaring at the screen. Another long day of dealing with Vlad's manipulative nonsense had left him frustrated beyond belief. He opened his messages, found the contact labeled Trucker, and began furiously typing.

Danny: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time. The absolute NERVE of this guy. You’d think being half-dead would make someone LESS petty, but nooo, this man’s ego is bigger than the Ghost Zone.

Danny: He tried to "buy" my parents' company AGAIN. He offered to “help” with ghost containment tech but really just wants to snoop around for weaknesses in the portal.

Danny: AND he had the audacity to call me “Little Badger” like it’s a term of endearment. I swear, if I hear that ONE MORE TIME, I might go full ghost and dropkick him into the Fenton Thermos.

Satisfied with his venting, Danny tossed his phone onto the bed and buried his face in his pillow. Unbeknownst to him, he had made one critical mistake.

Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, was sitting in his safe house, polishing his guns when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen.

Unknown Number: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time…

Jason raised an eyebrow. “What the hell is this?” he muttered, scrolling through the tirade. By the time he got to “Little Badger”, he was smirking.

He typed back:

Jason: Kid, I think you’ve got the wrong number. Unless this “Plasmius” guy is a Gotham villain I’ve somehow missed.

Danny’s phone buzzed, and he rolled over to check it. His heart dropped when he saw the reply.

Danny: Oh no. This isn’t Trucker, is it?

Jason: Nope. But you’ve got my attention. Who’s Plasmius, and why does he sound like the type of guy I’d shoot on principle?

Danny hesitated, then decided to just roll with it.

Danny: Short version: he’s a half-ghost fruitloop billionaire who’s obsessed with ruining my life, becoming my creepy stepdad, and taking over the world. Think Lex Luthor but undead and ickier.

Jason burst out laughing, earning a curious glance from Roy Harper, who had just walked in.

“Who’s got you laughing like that?” Roy asked, setting down a bag of takeout.

“Some kid who texted me by mistake,” Jason replied, showing him the messages.

Roy skimmed them and snickered. “Plasmius? Sounds like a knockoff vampire villain.”

Jason’s fingers flew over the keyboard.

Jason: Okay, kid, you’ve officially got my interest. I don’t know who you are, but if this Plasmius guy’s half as bad as you say, I’ve got some creative ways to deal with him. You in Gotham?

Danny stared at the message, blinking. Who even was this guy? But... he did sound like he knew how to handle problems.

Danny: Uh, no. I’m from Amity Park. It’s kind of a supernatural hotspot, so I’ve got it covered. But thanks for the offer, I guess?

Jason smirked.

Jason: Supernatural hotspot? Kid, you’re talking to someone who’s been resurrected. Ghosts don’t scare me.

Danny froze. Resurrected? Oh no. This guy might actually know about the supernatural.

Danny: ...Wait, who ARE you?

Jason: Name’s Jason. Most people call me Red Hood. Ever heard of me?

Danny blinked, then groaned. “Of course. I text a vigilante. Just my luck.”

Danny: ...Yeah, I’ve heard of you. So, uh, thanks for not tracking this number and showing up at my house or something.

Jason: Yet.

Danny felt a shiver run down his spine.

Danny: That’s not funny, dude.

Jason: Relax, Little Badger. Your secret’s safe with me. For now. But hey, if you ever need help dealing with your undead billionaire problem, hit me up.

Danny sighed, shaking his head.

Danny: Sure. Thanks, I guess?

Jason leaned back, grinning as he saved the number under Ghost Kid.

“Roy, I think I just found the weirdest contact in my phone.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Roy replied, tossing Jason a burger.

“Not bad. Just… different.” Jason chuckled. “Plasmius, huh? Sounds like fun.”

[askyofexplodingstars]

girldad tenna doodles 💕📺

bonus:

[uhhhtoji]

and if i said he totally and desperately ruts into you like a dog and cums quick while whimpering sweet nothings….?

[rawme-price]

Dog shifter!soap who owns quite a few dogs, usually running around with them in the woods on his property.

But recently hes noticed you, the new neighbor who moved in about a 20min walk away, ur own cabin not too different from his. Well, hes been friendly with you, right? Invites you over for the occasional dinners or drops by to chat.

One day, he asks you to watch his dogs for the week, hes going out of town and his buddy cant make it. Ur a dog person urself, so you dont mind. Though...you thought soap only had four dogs? It'd be embarrassing to ask about it and realize you completely forgot the existence of one of his pets though, so you leave it be.

Except this extra dog is a *menace*. Hes curious and playful, alright, but he seems to be especially skilled at unlocking doors and somehow unclipping his leash. Always managing to get into ur underwear drawer, or ur laundry hamper, or nose at ur thighs and crotch when you swore he was out with the other dogs.

But hes just a dumb mutt, doesnt know any better, so you deal with it and gently steer him away to go play with the others. The end of the week rolls around and you hand the dogs off to one of soaps friend youve met before, simon you think?

He narrows his eyes at the new dog, but doesnt say anything about it. You go back to ur home, a bit sad to see them go, and dont even notice the suspicious stains on ur dirty clothes before they're tossed in the wash.

Maybe Johnny will let you watch the dogs again soon.

[fluffyartbl0g]

Yes, they are all housemates or roommates (except for Vivi who's discord calling in another country RIP)

Part 2

[toughbunnyforever]

maybe try writing him a note next time idk

[morganbritton132]

Anyways, Steve loses his hearing in the fight with Billy and Tommy secretly teaches himself sign language in case Steve ever wants to talk to him again.

[angstychilz]

Tenna didn't recognize Spamton because he changed so much this, or Tenna did recognize Spamton and was being a dick that.

How about, Tenna's an old-ass ant man that refuses to wear his prescription glasses.

Guys, guys, hear me out for a second, because this particular head cannon has been chewing away at me since I finished the chapter and it feels like no one else sees the potential here. 🥲

I'll try and keep it short, but don't jump me if it isn't. Blame that one hidden scene between Spamton and Tenna, cause it irrevocably changed my brain chemistry.

I feel that Tenna's memory can't be bad enough to just not remember Spamton (he remembers too much about Kris' family and the past). But his reaction was also too genuine for me to think he was being spiteful to Spamton. Also, this man was mid-crash out losing everything he held dear so having the presence of mind to get revenge on an old ex doesn't fit to me. But, what if man's just has the worse vision know to man and (obviously having not heard Spamton's new glitched voice) legitimately had no way to tell it was his old business partner? Now THAT would be interesting. Something something, adding to Tenna's themes of feeling old and outdated.

On another note, Tenna having the vision profile of a literal ant tickles me. I mean the type of vision where, if something isn't just a few inches in front of his face, he can't distinguish any particular details. He can tell different colors apart, but that's just about it!

Not sure how much sense the head cannon makes, but COME ON. Someone has to see the vision (or lack their of) right? 😭

No eyes, present (and totally completely accurate) antennas, and OLD. This man is BEGGING for me to hit him with the -5.00 diopter beam at a minimum. He probably has some glasses the doctors prescribed him but he refuses to wear after someone teased him about it on air once.

Also, minor thing, but I imagine he has a legitimate fear of rats and other small pests cause of the damage they can do by chewing on his old wires.

Also also, another minor thing, anyone ever considered the idea of Tenna being as clingy and desprate for attention as he is because he's a eusocial creature (like actual ants)? Idk, just food for thought.

[fallowfrog]

laios looks like the yellow m&m

[tanasha-not-yet]

how to train

[justiceforplutoo]

I feel like steddies are always going for bi steve/gay eddie but consider: comphet gay steve/bi eddie. I'm so sure someone's said this before but...consider with me, ok?

consider a young child steve whose father still works in hawkins but is never with the family, leaving steve with his mother and his mother's girl-friends. they talk all about their husbands and their families and one day steve, all innocent, asks his mom, "when will I get a husband?"

his mother clutches her chest and says, "oh no, stephen, that isn't how that works."

steve who confusedly nods along and goes with it.

steve who chastises himself every time he catches himself staring in the locker room, or in gym, or at swim meets.

steve who finds himself, years later, confused as to why he can't find himself feeling for the girls he dates the way they do for him.

steve who convinces himself that he'll find the right girl one day.

consider steve sitting on the floor of the starcourt bathrooms with robin, covered head to toe in vomit and blood. and this is it, right? this is the part where he gets the girl. and something in him cringes at the thought. something in him says, no, you don't want her.

he brushes it off as king steve telling him who he should and shouldn't date.

and then robin starts panicking and talking about tammy thompson (oh.) and suddenly they're singing muppets and steve has this paradigm shift because he doesn't have to get the girl.

it takes him a couple months and one "don't ya, big boy?" to make him realize that he doesn't have to get the girl.

and it's funny - honestly, it is - because robin comes out and so does will and eddie is...himself, but steve thinks to himself, well, that's good for them, but it could never be me.

and he keeps saying that it could never be him until the split second before he realizes it is him.

it could never be him, he thinks, but rocky horror picture show is playing in the background and eddie leans into his space and talks all about how sexy rocky's body is and somehow that leads to jocks and somehow that leads to, "so what do you like, steve?"

and somehow that leads to a strained and breathless, "I think I like you, eddie."

and then they're kissing, and steve is desperately pawing at eddie's collar, unsure where to put his hands. it's a blur, and all steve really registers is that they're kissing, and then-

and then steve starts crying. silently, at first, and in the heat of the moment, unnoticeable, except then steve is pushing eddie away and eddie looks hurt.

"I read that wrong, didn't I?" says eddie.

steve gulps in air, face red, and barely manages out a "no".

"...no?"

"I don't think I like girls, eddie. but I like you."

"you know you can like both, right? I mean, I do."

steve nods, then shakes his head. "I think I just like boys, eddie."

"oh, okay."

eddie leans in for another kiss.

[zhelin-thames]

Wrong Number texts #1

Danny: So then Skulker decides the best way to catch me is by building a giant robot suit. But he forgot to calibrate it for the Ghost Zone’s gravity, so it immediately toppled over and crushed his entire lair. Absolute genius, right?

Jason: I’m torn between laughing and feeling secondhand embarrassment for him. Do all your villains suck this much?

Danny: Hey, I don’t pick my rogues’ gallery. But yeah, most of them are either weird, incompetent, or trying way too hard. Vlad’s the only real threat, and that’s just because he cheats.

Jason: Billionaires always cheat. It’s in their DNA.

Masterpost

[nottoonedin]

HELPP?? I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A CAPTION FOR THIS PIECE OF LUKA AND HYUNA THAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE OMINOUS-

"내가 원하는 건 하나뿐이라고 했잖아."

"I told you there was only one thing I wanted."

[inkz123]

Sharp teeth supremacyyy🦷✨

[rawme-price]

I feel like out of everyone, soap is the best person to be sick with.

Gaz was an only child and never had to take care of siblings, ghost can be overbearing, price tells you to suck it up if its not hospital worthy.

But soap? Soap is amazing. Out of all his sisters, soap had the strongest immune system and was often the only one spared when sickness rolled through the family. Which ofc means he insists on taking care of u when you come down with a fever.

He makes sure youre nice and comfy in bed, insists on blankets even when you complain about overheating bc "thats your body doing its job, no need to make it harder".

If you cant keep any food down, he insists on giving you water and at least some crackers. Hand feeds it to you if you ask nicely. The second you can stomach a bit more soap is making the "healing soup" thats been passed down for generations. (Its literally just chicken soup with veggies) and spoonfeeding it to you.

Also yes, he will crawl into bed and cuddle with you if you ask. Literally no fear of getting sick, and totally unbotheted by ur runny nose and gross coughs. Soaps more than happy to be ur heating pad when you feel horribly cold.