#^^ anon

[misc-obeyme]

If we assume that demons and angels don't have allergies. Human Simeon could develop allergies. Imagine, poor Simeon, it's early spring, he's spent the day with watery eyes, a runny nose, the feeling that his head is in a vice, and he can't stop sneezing. He's exhausted and all he wants to do is go back to bed and when he finally gets home MC sees him and says "Oh kitten, that's pollen. I'm going to make an appointment with the allergist". I think he'd sulk a bit. -^^

Poor Simeon. We're really coming up with all the ways in which he would suffer as a human.

I don't really have allergies, but my family members do and oh boy, it can get bad. I think Simeon has a high tolerance for suffering in general, but he would also just be like ??? What is going on?!?!

Also I have to say that I love the idea that Simeon like moves in with MC in the human world. They need to help him when it comes to these things! Though I think he'd still run the Angel's Halo cafe because I don't think he'd be able to just do nothing with himself. What a cute little life that would be, though. Simeon running the cafe, coming home to MC, and MC teaching him the ways of being human.

He's been trying his best not to sneeze in customer coffees all day. And MC is just like okay well here's some allergy medication for now, so let me call the dr.

Simeon's just like oh great, another thing I have to deal with. But he's so grateful to MC for helping him navigate through these trying times lol.

Poor baby I would just go into pamper mode. He'd probably be like okay enough already I'm fine!

[phamphamz]

YA'LL MINJI VOCAL IN GODS?????? URJEIWN8CNRIE GOD IS GOOD

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minji yes but.... haerin got me fr like DAMNNN THAT'S LITTLE KITTY KANG???????

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[anonpolls]

Thanks, Anon!

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[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

[inkskinned]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

[hellsitegenetics]

WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO

i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke

[innerchildabortionclinic]

LMFSOODGSHFHDHXGXFGGD

[lesamis]

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

[misc-obeyme]

It's funny, your post on Salomon reminded me of one of my MCs when she interargues with the brothers. It's an MC who's 50 years old and I assumed that the brothers didn't have a good idea of what was old for a human. So they act with this MC as if she were 80 (which amuses Salomon a lot because he knows very well that 50 is not old for a human, and it's made even more amusing by the fact that she's my most powerful MC). 1/2 -^^

Ah yes, I think this is exactly why I tend to consider how Solomon would react to an aging MC. Because even if he hasn't experienced aging that way himself, he's seen it all of his long life. Whereas demons and angels probably only understand it in the context of oh this human used to be around, but now they're not.

I don't think that prior to MC, the demons or angels interacted enough with humans to know what their aging is like. So it makes sense that they would be like 50 must be old for a human lol.

I've also thought about the aging of demons and angels. It seems to me like this is a piece of lore that the game just conveniently doesn't address because of course they want us to have hot demon and angel love interests. But if we put that aside and consider what we have and what we know - it seems to me that demons at the very least are semi immortal. They can die, either from illness or a curse or some terrible accident, but they don't age. We've never seen an elderly demon, as you said. I like to think they could make themselves look older or younger if they really wanted to. But I think they come into existence fully formed - as with Satan - and just... stay like that.

At least, that makes the most sense to me with what we know.

And I suspect it's a similar situation for angels. Though we have no confirmation that angels have candles in the reaper's caves (as we saw with the brothers and Beel in the OG), so it's possible that angels also can't die from illness/injury/etc.

Solomon just lucked out by becoming immortal at a young (ish) age, I think. He was born and aged like a normal human until he became immortal and then he stopped aging. I would say he could probably die from injury or a curse (Thirteen seems to think it's possible), but he won't ever age like other humans do. However, considering he's spent most of that long life time living among other humans, he's experienced aging in a way that the demons and angels never have.

I think the demons would care for and protect an aging MC. But I don't know if they would fully understand what that aging means until MC is gone. It'd be their first time being close to a human through the entire later part of their life. I'm sure they've encountered old humans, but watching them as they go from year to year, changing and aging while the demons themselves stay the same? That's definitely a first for them.

I think about this a lot because it really is such a huge piece of the story that the game never addresses. They talk about Solomon being immortal and the ages of the demons, but they never talk about how the demons would deal with MC aging or dying. I think they once had Mammon say something about wanting to spend as much time as possible with someone he loved, even if they were gone soon. But other than that, I can't remember another instance.

And I also think it's really interesting to consider an older MC. I actually started writing a set of headcanons about an MC in their 80s because I thought it'd be really funny. And it started out funny, but then I made myself sad so I never finished it lol.

Anyway, I agree that the demons and angels likely don't really understand the concept of aging and especially not as well as Solomon likely does.

[phamphamz]

when it's gonna be my turn i want to have a gf too🥲

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if everyone that wants a gf around here dated each other I'm sure no one would be single by now...

[fairycosmos]

Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

[anonpolls]

Thanks, Anon!

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[kensatou]

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them