#“for his attention” ...blah blah stfu

[irl-morros-account]

The homoerotic tension between you and Kai reminds me of. Joker/batman. You complete each other. Can't stand him. Can't live without him. He's the reason you hate. He's the reason you care. You do anything just to spite him. For his attention

Sounds kinda gay to me man

I...FSM I can't say anything around you people. Stop talking, just shut up... you sound crazy.

It's all veeery specific, too.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Hiii! For your requests, I need to read a fic where we snap at tang. The reason he's mad in the first place is up to you, whatever it is, he's shouting, walking in circles in the room, and we just yell at him to stfu already and tell him this and this and that and how he should blah blah you get it. By the end he's silent and low-key hard because of how hot we look

I don't really mean angst with this request, just that tension yk? I loooove when big strong man get put in their place

Feel free to write this however you want, dialogue heavy or mostly descriptions, fic drabble or hcs, oh or maybe end it a little suggestive? It's all up to you love

love love love when men get put in their place😛 thanks for requesting 💌

READER PUTTING TAN IN HIS PLACE.

555 words. a little suggestive

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When he wants to be, Tangerine can be a man of many words: going off on tangents about something that’s rubbed him the wrong way or just complaining extensively about an encounter he had at the shop.

He often rambles on about his own irritations like a perpetulant child, leaving absolutely no space for you to get a word in edgewise.

And you love him, you really do. You could listen to him talk for hours, listen to his thoughts for days on end. But right now, you just couldn’t bear to hear it, especially when he’s so wrong.

Tangerine is briskly pacing the length of the rather grand living room, going off on a spiel about someone who drove into him earlier on. Moaning about how his insurance is going to increase for another person’s mistakes and that’s going to have to pay to get the dent buffed out. Many other things being mentioned that you’ve since tuned out.

But you were also in the car, you were there when the car drove into him. You knew that’s not what happened. But this is Tan you’re dealing with. It's not exactly easy to tell him that he’s in the wrong.

Yet, here he continues, rambling on as if he were innocent in the matter. Frustrations clearly growing. In yourself primarily.

“Okay,” you interrupt, though it goes unheard. So you repeat yourself, volume growing slightly. “Okay,” but nope, nothing. He’s unable to hear it over his own voice. “I get it!” you finally snap.

And that gets his attention. He stops in his tracks, head flinging around to face you — expression confused.

“Pardon?”

“I get it,” you repeat, forgetting to lower your voice through your own irritation. “I get the picture, okay? Jesus christ.”

He stands there with his hands on his hips, utterly shocked. But he doesn’t look mad for the raise in your voice. Instead he looks amused, entertained even.

“I was in the car with you,” you remind him, hands gesturing frustratedly. “That’s not what happened.”

“Alright then,” he walks closer, taking a seat on the coffee table in front of you. “Tell me what happened.”

His body language appears calm and it’s quite chilling. His effort of biting back is something quite uncommon with him.

“Uh,” you pause, quite unsure how to direct your anger now that he’s seemed to quieten down.

“You had a lot to say a minute ago,” his knees part in a man spread, getting himself comfortable. He smirks, features amused. “Go on then, keep going.”

You shake your head and you laugh softly. “You’re ridiculous.”

And when your eyes fall from his, you see between his legs just how much he seemed to enjoy your little snap. All evidence before your very eyes. 

“Oh god,” you scoff as you stand. You playfully push his head, swatting him away when he reaches to grab a hold of your hips. “You’re sick in the head, you know that? Sick, I tell you.”

“You’re blue balling me here, man,” he calls out to you, watching the back of you as you walk away — heading for the stairs. “It’s not on.”

“When you’re ready to admit you're wrong… I'll be waiting for you in our room.”

He stands with haste, rushing after you. “I was wrong. I was so wrong.”

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[pbaz7]

How was DR???? I hope u had sm fun (if u remember what was going on that all inclusive is a trap) cs wdym i can have tequila shots at 10 am… ANYWAYS

the humiliation she seemed to feel was sharper and it pissed her off.

- humiliation is a social construct hear me out

She shadowboxed

- the shadow boxing game the people do with their hands almost caused two guys I’m cool with to fight cs one of them did his combo and made the other one “suck his dick” (gay ass) then the other one was like “nah nigga that’s disrespectful as shit tf is wrong w u” blah blah blah then they had to be separated by the other guys there! I js stood there like ��‍♀️

i wanna take you on one

- AAAAAAHHHHHH

Paige smirked at her phone a little, pulling one knee up as she thought through how to present what she wanted to ask

- UGH WE LOVE THE LOVER GIRL ERA

how you feel about leaving the state for a first date?

- ok ms bougie

something comfortable, swimsuits, clothes for an actual date

- we going swimming???? Lemme stfu

Ohh, so leaving the state isn’t the actual gate?

- typo

Where are we going, Narnia?”

- WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

“Bringin’ out the government name now?”

- yea and I’ll use ur full gov don’t tempt me.

“You tryna threaten me or reward me? M’gettin mixed signals with that statement.”

- LMAOAOA

Don’t bother me unless someone dies

- right.

wasn’t freezing, but it was colder than what Azzi expected after being told to bring a swimsuit.

- HOTTUB

“Righttt. So you text me on a Thursday morning, tell me to pack a bag, fly me halfway across the country…to your family’s cabin...just to settle a bet?”

- shit sign me up for smth like this

“So…” Azzi said, raising her glass a little. “To first dates that start with mystery texts and end in the woods…?”

- well when you put it that way it sounds serial killerish

“You can pick whichever room…or you know, whatever.”

- say u wanna sleep w her again damn.

The space filled with the music from Azzi’s phone that she connected to the gym speaker.

- now yk damn well she ain’t the one putting a playlist on….

Paige’s shoulder blades were flexing underneath her sports bra and the controlled rotation of her core was visible as she pivoted through each punch. Her arms were glistening and every once in a while she exhaled just loud enough for Azzi to bring her attention back to her. Sweat slid down her neck and traced the lines of her back beneath the fabric of her bra.

- a moment for this description

Azzi scoffed. “I was not staring.”

- me when I lie

I’ll go easy on you.”

- or don’t that’s fine too

“C’mere.”

- IM OVERLY GOING

“You good, or did I break you or something?”

- Ik smth of mine u can break! Starts with a b and ends with a ack

“Mmhm. I can’t tell, definitely got me feeling some typa way.”

- pls I’m easy

When she was done Azzi asked, “Hot tub now?”

- SHIIIII

“Occasionally.”

- SAME TWIN! (legally that’s satire)

“Huh? Oh.” Azzi blinked quickly, standing up straighter. “What?”

- ME

“Getting me crossed on the first date?”

- this is something I aspire to experience (Halloween is on a Friday this year so let’s see how the cards fall)

Don’t trip.

- DONT RUN DONT TRIP LIKEEE WHAT PAIGE KNOW ABT KAY FLOCK???? SHE FROM NEW YORK EVEN?????

Look at me,” she said.

- I’m so traumatized by this statement u don’t understand. Fuck ap lang. Fuck the college board.

Paige’s legs that naturally opened to make room for her.

- I’m not that easy (cap)

“You always do what you’re told?”

- yes.

So Azzi closed the distance, her lips brushing Paige’s in a kiss that was slow, but not in a way that was hesitant.

- finally

“I don’t sleep with people on the first date. So don’t get any ideas.”

- I love the self respect truly, however, I hate when people lie. Like yk damn well……

“This isn’t the date, remember? Makes things a little hazy”

- see what I mean

Azzi rocked further into her, a soft sound catching in her throat.

- ok ms. “Ion fuck on the first date”

when she saw the name Cam glowing across the screen

- LMAOAOAOA OFC ITS CAM

“You cockblocked me.”

- ok 17 year old boy

Paige gave her best version of a pout, mouthing please.

- I would’ve said yes

Her body felt tense

- I wonder why…

“I’m hot,”

- and bothered? I mean Azzi is hot

“Go to sleep for me.”

- yes ma’am.

Also the other anons are right they should alr fuck like… anywho. Chapter was tea paige finally smiles and such!! Can’t wait to see the real date and when Azzi’s rule gets broken!!

-🥸

sorry i’m finally here !!!

How was DR???? I hope u had sm fun (if u remember what was going on that all inclusive is a trap) cs wdym i can have tequila shots at 10 am... ANYWAYS

don’t think i spent one minute sober honestly, woke up still drunk everyday it was concerning

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

use that all the time when shit is taking too long lol

now yk damn well she ain't the one putting a playlist on....

sshhh she’s giving her a chance

a moment for this description

you are GAY

IM OVERLY GOING

cause you’re easy

Ik smth of mine u can break! Starts with a b and ends with a ack

you making this too EASY

pls I'm easy

huh who would’ve thought 😒

[haxypaxybobaxy]

It’s 2 am and I’m on a tangent so please please bear with me.

I’ve noticed something about the color choices in young royals, specifically regarding simons clothing and I need to put it somewhere.

As we know he has worn many colors and they have all looked amazing

However I find 2 incredibly intriguing color choices from a literary standpoint. ( I had a middle school teacher who would relentlessly give us symbolism lectures, so me and my friends fell down a rabbit hole of color symbolism badda bing badda boom, anyways ) the colors I’m intrigued with are purple and yellow, pls keep reading 😭😭

1. Purple

Someone on TikTok brought it to my attention that Omar Rudberg ( simon ), who obviously wears a lot of purple on the show, but also makes it a point to wear it to almost every if not all young royals events. This is intriguing to me because ur was not an accident/ coincidence, and only the director and/ or costume director can change my mind. Purple throughout history has been a “royal color” as early adaptations were rare due to it being rarely found in nature blah blah. If this isn’t an obvious reference to ohh idk, HIS LOVW INTREST, or perhaps and hopefully foreshadowing to his future career… idk.

Purple also symbolizes traits of creativity, royalty ( 🫨🫨🫨 ), and ambition. All of these traits are ones we have explicitly seen from Simon throughout both seasons.

Bonus: in the last scene of S2 ( spoilers ) when Sara is in the phone with the cops she is wearing purple and white. Colors that symbolize power (purple) and naïveté (white). I think both track as she has the power to ruin something beautiful, and has that power with such little understanding of the situation. Idk that’s just what I noticed tho

2. Yellow

Yellow is a color I have beef with when it comes to symbols, so ima say 2 things. 1) Yellow represents both happiness and warmth, while also being a symbol for death and warnings of danger. 2) I belive both are present in the show.

1) happiness

Exhibit this beautiful fucking scene

2) danger

In the last episode simon wears a yellow sweatshirt, instead of purple, when confronting august. I think this may be hinting at the fact that if he goes to the cops he’s fucked, but there’s still an impending danger ahead he doesn’t know about yet. We also get hints of yellow throughout scenes such as when Wille makes the statement abt the video, when he meets with Wille in lockers after the video, when he finds the schools invoice.

The difference I notice is the yellows are different shades, the yellows I find to represent danger are darker, and the yellows shown in happy scenes seemingly not only lighter, but more fluid. The sunlight flows around Wilhelms room and covers then entirely, it just fits perfectly. However, the yellow in this scenes sticks out in the world around him. In the blue curtain, in the green jacket, it even contrasts with the gray plaid pant he wears.

I’m 1000% sure I’m overthinking it, but I need someone to at least read it, even if it’s to tell me to stfu and stop obsessing over clothing choices. Anyways gn, have a great day

[bbluefllame]

Study date with Touya would so..intense??

I lowkey Hc Touya being weirdly academically smart.(cough! Cough! Ik you said UA Touya universe is like sunshine’s and rainbows but I feel like he would still have daddy issues to some an extent🙏🏽)

And he’d teach you in the most complicated way EVER just to confuse you and make you rely on him a bit more. HES SUCH A ASSHOLE!!

“ the supply and demand equilibrium…BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH THE LONGEST MOST COMPLICATED ASS SPEECH EVER!!”

AND YOURE LIKE “HUH..?!?!”

He is so loser boy. JUST ASK TO STAY LONGER WITH YOU OR TO HANG OUT

(This mf prob use complicated ass words too, like , “raison d’être” or “ultracrepidarian” 💀)

GANG I HC THAT TOO?%?@??#? he's one of those mfs who looks at the paper and says "oh this is ez wym?? you can't do this??" hit him on thr back of his head as punishment for saying that!!!

to some extent he probably does have some, like enjis a decent father but would pay attention to shoto a little more and train him a little more and there's a little resentment or sumn but he still loves both of them (I used little 3 times here wtf)

I know mfs who do that and they piss me OFF! I know ur smart stfu explain like ur explaining to a monkey pls. if it's my ua touya au, childhood friends gang you'd pick up on his dumbass so quickly‼️‼️‼️‼️

[nightcall99]

Notes from 17.3.24

HS is gone again. I feel very tired. Outside of my regular routine, I think I'm agoraphobic or something.

Why are we both having dreams to do with bathrooms?

Here's some life ranting:

The 3D guilt things are coming back again. AL is going overseas soon and she casually let it slide that her 4 birds are going to be left at home by themselves for 2.5 weeks and that her mum wants her to ask another one of our co-workers, TC, to look after them. But I'm closer to her than he is, and instead of asking me directly, she dropped a hint like this to guilt me into offering to look after them. I said what she wanted me to say but my heart clearly wasn't in it. I don't want to. I just don't. Maybe I might have been open to it if she asked me more directly and given me more time to mentally prepare for it but not like this. Not 5 days before you leave. (And even then, I still don't want to). She said she'll just leave a mound of food for them and set up a camera and if they die, they die. And then I said, give me the keys to your house, I'll look in on them every few days. You'll have to tell me what to do though. And she changed the subject. Like wtf? Am I an animal abuser if I don't insist insistently on looking after them? I can't deal with this anymore. Why do I make up these scenarios.

To be honest I'm kind of relieved that she's going away for a bit. She can be very exhausting. I never know if we're actually friends or if it's a keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer type situation. Sometimes in my life I think that if you peer in close enough, it's actually like that with everyone. Is that just the nature of human relationships? Are you supposed to feel a little hatred every now and then from someone, and you to them? I've always felt this my whole life. Everything is so low-vibe. I'm low vibe. I can't help it.

I don't know what I'm doing. The other day TC tried to convince me to give him my money for him to invest. I don't know much about money but I know used-car salesman tactics when I see them. He said, Think of me as a bank. You get interest from the bank every month don't you? I said, No, I never mix friendship with money. I don't think that he expected me to say that. Firstly, I said, do not talk to me about this crap at 9am in the morning. He IGNORED, and kept going even though I AGAIN SAID, STOP, ask me later when the caffeine has kicked in. And then he was like, I know you're paranoid Kath, so we'll sign a statutory declaration so you can rest assured I won't run away with your money. ????? We both know stat decs are not legally binding. After, he kept going on about bitcoin and tried that angle, saying like you and me and put in money blah blah this could happen. STFU. He has started undermining me in other ways lately, too many to count, and somehow I'm still nice to him. I tell myself I'm doing it to survive. That it doesn't matter anyway. The big boss came in and he was bootlicking like you wouldn't believe. Being amongst the energy of it make me sick. Somehow we thought that striking others down in order to get ahead was fun. I hate this game.

I don't know what I'm doing. There's an 18 year old shop girl who I think is flirting with me, and I think I'm flirting back. Am I that bored? Is this legal? My intern continues to fart all over the place. I spray lavender spray here and there but he doesn't get the hint. I took him aside briefly today to tell him his voice is too loud and everyone and their mum can hear his conversation regarding very sensitive matters with the patient, and he was picking his nose the whole time. I can't. Is this real? Still though, I am starting to feel really bad about not being more attentive to his academic progression. I honestly just ignore him most of the time, outside of being polite. Well, barely that.

Everyday, nothing changes. My perspective on the world is like night and day, depending on the energy. But still, nothing changes.

[parodyroyalle]

Relog. 

No. 

I don’t subscribe to body shaming or ‘attractiveness’. 

What I do see is C looking genuine with concern and attentiveness. 

She is demonstrating a clear and concise look with natural make up. 

She is also a natural classic beauty with very defined bone structure. 

What I notice is the others in the background are also keen with eye detail.

 The man behind C and the one behind him has his lips also firm. 

( ... Are they not ‘attractive’... I thought beauty was in the eye of the beholder ... ahhh there we go folks. The Eye. That’s an attractive Eye, no? ... and lips can they not say a million little secrets without uttering a word? ... do we not find beauty in silence or the smile of another... so let me ask the Community kindly to stfu with all this unnecessary and harmful nonsense of body shaming and a well needed reminder that Beauty and the scale of what attractiveness is before posting and reposting...

Oxford Dictionary: Attractiveness: (of a thing) having beneficial qualities or features that induce someone to accept what is being offered. ). 

What stands out to me is M looking dazed and out of sorts almost bored. 

There is a smug look to her mouth line which is magnified by enhancements. 

I am presuming as I am not her Cosmetic Team however her marionette line ...

... magnifies the faux concern expression and truly comes off as blah. 

I am actually opinionated on this because she does look overall lovely. 

And to those who may have or may not have cosmetic lines hear me out... 

C has marionette lines and they are lovely and natural. 

When fillers fade they do not always leave as natural to the eye. 

There is a greater chance for observation of cosmetic enhancement...

and yes, there are people who enjoy this look because it give off ...

the “ I’m in the club ” and some make great use of it, some ARE the club! 

Like... Dolly Parton! 

Who doesn’t love Dolly Parton! 

So let me be very very clear there is no bad beauty blood here.  

I personally have known people who have used Cosmetic enhancement. 

I am very empathetic and honest about the use of them as listened to the 

... pros and cons. 

... good, bad and ugly. 

And yes, sometimes incredibly necessary. 

and yes, sometimes incredibly detrimental.  

M’s makeup artist deserve credit and hair team if not the same personal. 

This is a great over all look and matches the photo dynamic of all parties. 

I think both outfits on each Lady is clean, classy and good neck lines. 

This is something to notice as both have different shapes, a fine detail.  

I do not know if they worked with corresponding teams or not. 

Should they have used their own, hats off to them for the team work. 

Please be mindful of comments shared online. 

I do my best to be mindful also and always open to candid feedback. 

Sorry for the rant. I love hair, makeup, fashion, lighting and photography. 

I am not here for the petty drama...

Unless... say... Queen C said something witty then please do spill tea...

... in the cup.

Preferably.

ooo and share pics of the clever little look she gives at the end bc she knows how clever her commentary is and always laughs at her brilliance. Her confidence in her woman lioness is just outstanding to catch from afar. 

Thanks for reading! 

* Jesus is welcome to use this Body Language Observation etc.

when she’s photographed with really beautiful women you see how unattractive she is!

[aoshihugs]

anon requested:

yukimiya kenyu simp content

⤿ ‘x reader’ hcs

⤿ warnings: swearing, use of ‘love’ as a petname

❥ if you’re comfortable with having a public relationship, the experience would be summed up in one word: clout

❥ so much fame, so many haters, so many more shippers

❥ hope you have thick skin because oh boy

❥ if you’d prefer to keep things on the DL he’s cool with that too, he prioritizes your comfort over his all day every day

❥ in fact, i think yukimiya would prefer to keep his relationships private, because he values intimacy

❥ while he may be popular, that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s into dating culture

❥ he’d post cute couple’s pictures and candids of you when you’re not paying attention (with your permission) and the relationship wouldn’t necessarily be a secret, but he wouldn’t broadcast your love life, yk?

❥ your family and friends would love him

❥ he’s so charming omg

❥ annoyingly so, sometimes? like yea your bf’s hot no wonder everyone wants to get his number, get in line mfs 🙄🙄

❥ too bad so sad lmaooo

❥ he doesn’t harshly reject people, he’s more of a “gentle rejection” type of guy

❥ but if you start to get uncomfortable with how many people throw themselves at him, he can be more assertive

❥ serious yukki is so hot wtf did yall see that one panel

❥ anyways

❥ definitely the type of bf to shower you with surprise gifts and expect nothing in return

❥ very attentive and observant, he pays attention and remembers the little things you mention that you like so he can surprise you with them later

❥ very good with remembering dates!! he’ll know your birthday, anniversary, your parents’ birthdays, the day your fish died, etc etc lol

❥ is always genuinely surprised and kinda emotional whenever you surprise him with a gift

❥ he genuinely doesn’t expect you to do the same for him because he’s used to spending a little more money than other people

❥ so cute thoooo, he’s such a sweetheart with you it’s almost disgusting

❥ you could be on a casual date to your “usual spot” (wherever that is) and if you pull out a small penguin plushie/accessory he’s all:

❥ *gasp* “aww love, you didn’t need to… 🥺”

❥ like stfu yes you DID bruh. accept the damn gift.

❥ uses “love, dear, darling, honey, baby” by default unless you ask him to change them

❥ big fan of cheek and nose kisses, this guy!! both giving and receiving!!

❥ if you’re shorter, he likes to tilt your head up at random or when you’re hugging and press one to your nose or cheekbone

❥ if you’re his height and taller, he still guides you by the chin for a quick kiss

❥ fuckin sap ew

❥ his kisses are very soft and gentle, he’s a pretty patient and laidback guy (blue lock really has his blood temperatures rising lmao) and i think that reflects in his physical affection tendencies

❥ is super cool with any pda that you’re comfortable with!! personally enjoys hugging and hand holding

❥ just feels very satisfied(?) with being close to you in some regard

❥ if you’re not the pda type he’d adjust accordingly, but would still be kinda sad lol

❥ give the man some love pls

❥ he’s not a very insecure person but every now and then he’ll need some reassurance that you truly care about him and not his image

❥ WOULD BEG YOU TO READ OYASUMI PUNPUN LMAOO

❥ he wants you to be into what he’s into, and he’s into some dark shit fr (canonically likes that one scene in evangelion where homegirl gets a sky funeral?? hello?? what??)

❥ will reciprocate this tenfold tho!! super excited when you ask him to do something you like or watch a movie together or recommend a book or blah blah blah

❥ you’d be such an annoyingly cute couple jfc save some hope for the rest of us please

❥ 100% does that thing where he “tucks a loose strand of hair behind your ear” if it’s long enough

❥ you ever watch a romance k-drama? yeah that’s you and yukki… minus the forced love triangle and surprise hospitalization arc

❥ is cool with sharing his food with you

❥ would also be down to feed you his food

❥ like i said, annoyingly cute

❥ PLEASE WEAR MATCHING OUTFITS WITH HIM HE WOULD GET SO EXCITED!!!

❥ do you want to see blushing yukki? i know you do. put on the “i’m with stupid –>” shirt right now.

[sweetbrunch]

elon musk is blah, blah, blah... he keeps delaying his lie of going to mars and pretends to buy twitter... if he isn't going to say the truth 'bout his relationship with amber turd, he better stfu.

lame people know how to find other lame people, her only friend is that attention seeker photographer.

johnny depp got a childhood friend (haters say johnny depp is a loser without friends and he has to buy them, it's clear they're mistaking him for amber turd)

[trensu]

Episode 49: The One with Too Much JGY and Not Enough Wangxian

Very little wangxiantics in this episode, guys, there’s like, VERY LITTLE wangxiantics

The fact that the show is bringing us down to breadcrumbs again is Homophobic 

But let’s get through this!

blah blah blah jgy acts all pathetic blah blah blah lxc engages jgy in a convo blah blah

lwj has to go in and be like, bro, please, don't talk to him

and wwx is like, yeah, you literally just told jc not to talk to him, follow your own advice dude 

lxc is like, hm, you make a good point...i shall continue talking to jgy regardless

jgy continues with his pity party speech and i continue not to care

BUT THEN LXC KNEELS DOWN TO SPEAK WITH JGY MORE INTIMATELY????

WTF LXC STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

lwj is like BRO

lxc is like I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BRO

and i'm like DO YOU THO?

now he's going to question jgy and counting on him answering truthfully??

WHAT HAS HE DONE TO MAKE YOU THINK HE'LL DO ANYTHING BUT LIE, ZEWU JUN??

so we get a much less entertaining Q&A session accompanied by jgy's flashbacks 

(can we go back to lwj's drunken Q&A sesh? I’d much rather question drunk!lwj than sober!jgy)

the only point i had any actual sympathy was when jgy brings up qin su and her mom bc qin su and her mother deserved better

Ooh, lxc is getting super judgy about jgy killing jgs

This is where you draw the line, lxc?? c’mon.

i mean, judge him for how he did it, sure

there was no need to involve all those innocent women in the murder

but really, killing jgs was the only good act of public service jgy did

give credit where it's due, pal.

HELL YEAH IT'S BITCH-SLAP JGY TIME AGAIN

LOL EVEN WWX AND LWJ LOOK SURPRISED THAT LXC DID THAT

oh noooo lxc is asking about jzx and oh, wwx is PISSED

Wwx grabs the front of jgy's robes and hauls him up and yells in his face “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? SAY IT!”

cue flashback scene to jgy tricking jzx 

AND NOW MY BRATTY SON IS YANKING THE FRONT OF JGY'S ROBES SCREAMING WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO IT??

HIS VOICE IS ALL CRACKED AND HOARSE AND HE'S CRYING 

I WANT TO WRAP HIM UP IN BLANKETS AND COZY THINGS AND PROTECT HIM FROM ALL THE BAD THINGS IN THE WORLD

jl collapses to his knees and my beautiful sunshine boy falls to his side and scoops him into his arms 

BC WWX LOVES HIS BRATTY NEPHEW AND GOD DAMN IT, JL DESERVES HUGS AND AFFECTION

oh jgy was about to touch jl's face and i was like DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE I WILL CUT THAT HAND OFF YOU

but then he pulled away bc i am very fearsome actually wwx was glaring at him 

and ofc jgy can't have people being sympathetic to anyone NOT him so he's like, what about me, huh? you never ask why I personally had to suffer!

Cue another flashback in which JGS IS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG 

I HOPE HE ROTS IN ANCIENT FANTASY CHINA HELL

HALF OF THE PROBLEMS WERE A RESULT OF HIM NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP IT IN HIS FUCKING PANTS

ROBES

WHATEVER

ugh i hate jgy too

he's essentially telling jin ling that oh, i killed your father bc your grandfather was scum of the earth

AS IF JZX AND JL DESERVED TO SUFFER FOR JGS'S SINS

FUCK YOU JGY

suddenly jgy takes my bratty son hostage!!

wwx shouts "JIN LING" as he jerks towards his only nephew

BUT IT'S TOO LATE, jgy already has that garrote AROUND JL'S NECK

WIPE THAT SMUG SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE SU SHE

I WILL END YOU

god i need to stop threatening people, i have no ability to back it up

lol jc is like WWX YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL HIS WEAPONS AWAY!!

and wwx is like I DID! 

siblings always find time to bicker, even in dire situations

lwj tells them that jgy hid the garrote inside his body 

bc lwj is smart and observant

but ewwww, the idea of yanking that gold string out of a vein squicks the hell out of me

yuckyuckyuck it makes my skin crawl

jgy tightens the string around my bratty son's neck and everyone freaks out, obvs 

oh jc loves his nephew so much! he's all like, if you need a hostage take me instead and leave jin ling alone!!

JC IS A GREAT UNCLE, JC LOVES HIS FAMILY SO MUCH, JC DESERVES TO RECONCILE WITH HIS BROTHER AND HAVE A LOVING HAPPY FAMILY

jgy is like, nah bc of Reasons

then my sunshine boy is like, hey aren't you forgetting smth jgy? what about your loyal lackey here?

but ss is an idiot and is like, don't worry about me boss!

and jgy is all, cool thx lackey

now lxc and jgy do some more chitchat i don't care about

suddenly there is ominous knocking on the doors AND A WILD LAN SIZHUI APPEARS!!!

He got chucked into the temple like the football lol

NOW WEN NING IS HERE! HE’S COVERED WITH RESENTFUL ENERGY, CARRYING BAXIA LIKE A BADASS

Dude, for real, wn looks so cool here

letting the tip of the saber scrape ominously against the stone ground and walking with slow measured steps

and baxia is freaking glowing

nhs calls him "brother" but i'm pretty sure he knows it's not nmj and just said it to freak jgy out

wwx ofc recognizes wen ning

AHHHHHH WWX IS DOING HIS EERIE WHISTLE AGAIN, I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT

SO COOL, WWX, SO COOL!!

his brow is all furrowed when he sees wn is not reacting and he starts to whistle more earnestly

wwx: what's happening? why is wn not listening to me? could it be...?

cut to lwj, looking all serious bc hey, this is actually a serious situation 

lwj: he is possessed by the blade spirit

wn roars and vaults over the distance between him and jgy with baxia raised high and it looks freaking AWESOME

lol we get a quick shot here of nhs panicking and ducking behind su she

jgy lets go of the gold string around jl's neck to flee from wn which gives wwx an opening

Wwx dives forward and wraps himself around jin ling

Then he twirls them to the side away from incoming baxia and crashes them both to the ground where they're safe

as this is happening, lwj sees his opening and draws bichen

we get a quick moment where wwx and jc are both fussing over jl, it’s super sweet!

AND THEN WE GET A SHOT OF JGY'S DISEMBODIED ARM 

THE CAMERA STARTS TO TILT UPWARDS 

WE SEE THE HEM OF LWJ'S PRISTINE WHITE ROBES FRAMED BY BICHEN 

BICHEN HAS RIVULETS OF BLOOD STREAMING DOWN THE BLADE

THE CAMERA CONTINUES TO TILT UPWARD UNTIL WE SEE LWJ STANDING TALL, FACE GRIM AND SERIOUS AND JUST OVERALL HOLDING HIMSELF IN AN IMPOSING BADASS WAY

wwx is looking at him like HOLY SHIT LWJ

Which is a totally reasonable reaction bc holy shit lwj

HA, now jgy only has one arm

I may not be able to follow up on my threats but it is gratifying to see lwj follow through for me lololol

gross, ss is all begging for medicine to help jgy

stfu ss, nobody likes either of you two

wn's blow struck the ground and cracked it before so now he's back up doing his steady creepy walk to finish what he was going to do

lwj's brow furrows and he sits himself down, cross-legged and summons his guqin

lol i love how he summons his instrument tbh

he just wooshes his flowy sleeves and his guqin glitters into existence

it looks very Magical Girl and i appreciate that

someone needs to draw lwj in a Magical Girl outfit IMMEDIATELY

lxc gets his flute out and our lan bros do a duet to chill out the angry sword spirit

LOL WEN NING JUST STEPS ON JGY'S CHOPPED OFF ARM

DO IT AGAIN WN 😆😆😆

let me just say, i'm really enjoying watching jgy and ss cower away from the oncoming wen ning

but oh noo! jl calls out for his evil uncle and draws wn's attention and wn tries to attack him

i guess baxia senses jgy's blood on jl's robes or smth? Idk, doesn’t matter

wwx tries to do some sort of spell to stop wn but it doesn't work and in a fit of panic he yells out “WEN QIONGLIN!”

thankfully this snaps wn out of it enough that he stops baxia like, one inch from my bratty son's face

the lan bros are still doing their Magic Music thing and wn is trying to reign in baxia but baxia's pissed off so everyone’s struggling 

wwx starts his whistling again and it's rattling Plot Device 3

lxc tries to stop wwx but lwj shakes his head at his brother like no, back off

wwx turns to look at lwj, lwj meets his eyes and gives him a single solemn nod

AND WWX SMILES AT HIM BC HIS SOULMATE BELIEVES IN HIS ABILITIES AND TRUSTS HIM!!!

this is the first legit proper wangxiantic moment in the whole episode, what the heck

GIVE ME MORE WANGXIAN AND LESS JGY, PLZ & THX

jc: wei wuxian!!

wwx turns to see his brother and jc FLINGS THE DEMON FLUTE AT WWX bc apparently he's been carrying chenqing around THIS WHOLE TIME??

wwx nods to him (and omg jc is helping him, this is good, this is a step in the right direction!!) and brings chenqing to his lips

we get a shot of lwj staring at wwx as wwx starts to play 

and the background music starts to get SUPER INTENSE and EXCITING as wwx plays

CHENQING STARTS TO OOZE THAT SMOKY RESENTFUL MAGIC STUFF

we get a shot of JC watching wwx play and this is the softest we've seen him look at his brother since he came back from the dead

he's looking at him like it's finally hitting him that wwx is back, his big brother is alive and here and protecting him and jin ling bc that's what family is supposed to do

AND IF I CAN’T HAVE WANGXIANTICS, I WILL ACCEPT YUNMENG BROS TIME AS RECOMPENSE

oooh, Plot Device 3 starts to zoom around and we get a fun bit of camera work so it seems like we're seeing everything from Plot Device 3's perspective

which is kind of adorable for some reason???

it's just zipping along and it sees wwx and wwx guides its attention to where wn is struggling to control baxia

wwx starts to walk, getting both baxia and Plot Device 3 to follow him further into the temple

lwj sees this happening and whooshes away his guqin and follows bc he's always going to follow wwx obvs

WWX IS SO AWESOME, I LOVE WATCHING HIM WORK

EVERYBODY IS STARING AT HIM IN AWE AS THEY SHOULD BE BC MY SUNSHINE BOY IS SKILLED AS HECK

he manages to get baxia into the coffin with nmj before he starts coughing up blood 

But before we can freak out about that, nhs scream in the background 

so everyone runs to check out what's happening there

nhs is all SS WHY'D YOU TRY TO KILL ME OMG MY LEG IS ALL CUT UP NOW, EVERYTHING IS AWFUL, HELP HELP

and ss is like BUT I DIDN'T, HE'S LYING!!!

lol baxia just leaps out of the coffin buries itself in ss's chest

AND THAT’S IT FOR SU SHE

good fucking riddance

But also baxia is nmj's saber

DID IT HEAR NHS AND BE LIKE, NO I CAN'T LET MY MASTER'S BELOVED LITTLE BROTHER GET HURT BY THIS USELESS NOBODY???

BAXIAAAAAA

WHAT A GOOD SABER YOU ARE *CRIES*

wwx starts up his demon flute again even tho baxia seems much more chill now that it has finally killed someone 

But let's watch wwx be a badass on the flute anyway

look at my sunshine boy go! 

look at him corral all that resentful energy!

love my sunshine boy

baxia is finally subdued and wwx lays it and Plot Device 3 in the coffin with nmj

he covers the coffin using some of his wicked awesome red magic stuff

but it's taking a lot out of him i guess bc he stumbles back and lwj is right there to catch him 

bc they're soulmates and they love each other 

aND GOD THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER HERE

JUST, UGH

EVERY TIME THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER MY HEART GETS PALPITATIONS

And this is the only other wangxiantic moment in this episode, wtf show

cut to the next scene, everyone's patching up wounds and whatever

lol we can hear nhs whining like a baby bc omg it hurts it hurts, lxc be more gentle

and lxc is like, chill bro it's just a stab wound

nhs is like JUST a stab wound?? r u kidding me, i'm DYING!!

Which is exactly how i would react to a stab wound lol

now lxc is with jgy and he's like jgy if you do ONE more bad thing, i will definitely finally punish you mercilessly

then he starts checking out his armless shoulder bc lxc really is too good and not all that bright apparently

lol when wwx sees lxc tending to jgy's wounds and his face is like ugh i can't believe this guy

AND THIS IS WHEN WE GET THAT AMAZING AWESOME SHOT OF NHS'S FACE GOING ALL SERIOUS AND, LIKE, VENOMOUS

WE ONLY SEE PART OF HIS FACE, THE OTHER PART COVERED BY LXC'S OUT OF FOCUS FACE

AND NHS GLOWERS AT JGY

oh, my poor sunshine boy is wincing and holding a cloth to his STILL SLUGGISHLY BLEEDING NECK WOUND

SOMEBODY GIVE MY SUNSHINE BOY MEDICINE 

TAKE WHATEVER LXC GAVE TO JGY AND GIVE IT TO MY SUNSHINE BOY STAT

lsz is watching him very intently bc he's figuring out some things about himself and wwx that LWJ DIDN'T HAVE THE GOOD GRACE TO EXPLAIN TO EITHER OF THEM YET

lwj ofc has got his eyes glued on wwx bc, i mean, what else is there worth looking at in the Temple of Doom?

And i guess this counts as a wangxiantic too bc lsz is basically wangxian’s love child anyway!

lxc has the gall to ask nhs to hand him the medicine bottle to tend to FUCKING JGY'S (AKA HIS BIG BROTHER’S MURDERER) WOUNDS

GOD JUST LET JGY BLEED OUT AND DIE ALREADY

nhs is like sure! grabs the medicine bottle and hides it in his robes 

he makes a whole show out of rooting around in his robes to ‘find’ it and lxc goes to him to grab it or whatever so his back is turned to jgy

AND NHS, THAT CLEVER CLEVER BOY, USES THIS CHANCE

he makes a show of looking over lxc's shoulder and shouts LXC LOOK OUT!!

lxc grabs his sword and whirls around and stabs it right into jgy

and nhs is all stuttery and nervously saying how omg he saw jgy reach behind him and he thought he was gonna do something awful so he panicked

Then jgy finally sees nhs AND THAT'S WHERE THE EPISODE ENDS

So another episode with way too much plot stuff, yuck

I mean, we only got 3 actual wangxian moments?? 

What is that about, huh? THAT’S NOT EVERY GAY RIGHTS OF YOU, SHOW!

The next episode is THE LAST and we’re definitely getting wangxiantics there and i will definitely cry about it

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[peggyrose19]

i did not go pay attention in my class about crimes against humanity. i scrolled tumblr for an hour and then wrote a rant. here you go

all this 'oh no sel is gonna succumb to his blood oh no he's becoming more demonic' blah blah i fully believe his love for bree and for nick, regardless of the oaths, is strong enough to keep him sane. he may be part demon but the human part of his heart? that loves them so fiercely and deeply and protectively? that allowed him to create a whole new kind of aether casting just to keep bree alive? that will keep him tethered.

he says he doesn't like nick romantically anymore. do i believe him? no i really don't but we'll get to that.

he says the person nick was, the person he was, when they were 13 is gone, and he's not wrong. they are all different people now. and i think he believes he doesn't like nick anymore, i would suspect because they've spent so much of the past few years being angry with each other. compounded with the night sel nearly kills bree in book one. in a lot of ways that shattered them, and they have never had a discussion about it, on screen at least but i suspect at all.

but then he says this "My feelings for him run deep, but not in that direction. Not anymore." "Do you still wish they did?" ... "I don't know if that's in the cards for me."

now i cut out part of this interaction for brevity's sake but, he never says no. he never says no. sel refuses to let himself wish for things because he feels as though that's the way he loses the game with himself, without realizing that a refusal to play is still a choice.

look at the way he touches nick in their dream blood walk thingy. the way he holds him. the way they hold each other. the forehead touch???? bree saying that ultimate feeling of safety she needed lies between the three of them?? look me in the eye and tell me that's purely platonic because i will not believe you.

but back to my previous point. sel refuses to let himself wish for things. look at how long he let bree and him dance around the whole "cariad" thing which. don't get me started. god i could write a fucking dissertation on this series.

sidenote: THE BOYS FLIRTING IN WELSH STFU GET OUT OF HERE I CANNOT

anyways. this is a boy who is terrified of his feelings. he is terrified to let bree into his heart, to let nick in. he cares for them both deeply, and sure yeah that's fine. he keeps them alive and fights for them because he wants them happy and alive, he is compelled to by the oath. but i'm not sure he ever allows himself to acknowledge just how much. i think he's realizing with bree throughout bloodmarked (see new aether casting to keep her alive). i think he's using the oath with nick and that connection to deny the fact his feelings are his own.

am i being delusional? highly likely. do i care? not one bit.

yeah so i wrote this all before finishing the book-

all i have to say now is where is book 3? also sel pls come back ily

"Only a monster could look at you and want to destroy you, Bree." selwyn kane you shut the fuck up right now.

smh you love her so much it's making you look stupid god damn

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 13.10.20 lb

askjdshkfjdhkfkjdhfkj vansh being told the number of things that went wrong in the 24ish hours he wasn't in this house of horrors and his face is like THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T LEAVE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALONE

lol, like i said in the firsttttttttt lb, vansh is taking this news realllllllll chill. he's not mad at riddhima at allllllllll for keeping all this from him. 

saasuji, chachi, and aryan adding some shuddh desi ghee in this aag. can't blame them. riddhima IS a colossal pain in the ass.

lmao one more bomb thrown on vansh, ki sejal bhi kidnap hui hai aur yahin kahin hai. yaaaaaar, i never thought i'd feel this bad for Ghar Ka Bada Beta after shivaay, but this man is truly having to deal with The Most.

accusation after accusation thrown left and right, and vansh is literally like

man, idk why kabir does any of this devious planning and effort. with allllllll this dumbfuckery, it's just a matter of time before the raisinghanias go extinct from SHEER STUPIDITY. he should just bide his time and let them wipe themselves out. should take like, 3 months, tops.

VANSH HAS A BOMB OF HIS OWNNNNNNNNN: “SEJAL MERE PAAS HAI.” WHUT??!!?!?!?

lmao the panic on allllllllllll these fools' faces hearing that vansh has sejal. dadi and siya are the only oblivious and unbothered ones here.

hahahahahaha vansh turns around and sees YET another fucker who's out to test him and is like MOTHERF....... AB TU KAUN HAI BEYYYYY

vansh playing march 24th waale modiji and is like NONE OF YOU FUCKERS LEAVING THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON. NO ONE. EVER.

dang this growly vansh aint the smiley simp from the last 2-3 eps. i'm intrigued.

he promises everyyyyyything's gonna come out in a bit. yissssssssssssssss *grabs my popcorn from the rasoda*

vanshhhhhhhh OUT!

my queschun is ki does mishra know he's fully being made to shady shit by kabir or not!?!?!??!?

mishra not picking phone. he dedddddddddddd, lol. #RIPMishra

KABIR WTF DON'T BE PULLING THE DUDE'S WIFE AROUND LIKE THIS. OH GOD THEY'RE FULLY GONNA GET MURDERED TODAY. 

ainvayi ka nakli fikar and some chugli against vansh.

REJECTED. honestly, she's really asking to be murdered, lol. sis, you can't be playing both parties like this.

lol kabir is meeeeeeee, so sick and tired of heterosexual ppl in love.

blah blah blah find out what he knows.

lmao everyoneeeeeeeeee is panickkkkkk.

WHY DOES HE KEEP TAKING HIS BLOODY MASK OFFFFFFFF

AND DESTROYING PROPERTY AND MAKING NOISE TO DRAW MORE ATTENTION TO THE ROOM. KABIR, SATYAAANAAASH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE HERE.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

lolololololololololllllllll mummy ki haalat kharaab.

kabir using his half brain cell and not panicking out of control. good.

god bless this vapid praani. idhar sab ki hawa tight hai aur isko apni hairstyle ki padi hai. he's like an evil rudra from IB.

chachi is relatably stress-eating carbs. my most potent coping mechanism.

aryan is like, chillllllll this is mauke pe chauka type situation. 

ASDLFKDSLKFJDLSKFJDLSJFLDSKJFL VANSH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HE LAMINATED IT AND EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHHAHA GODDDDDDD I LOVE HIS PETTY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

chalo inn madam ki baari ab, phat ke haath mein aane ki.

helllllllllllllllo, sir. immediate aankhon ko thandak now that he changed out of that red suit.

damn, my aankhein not the only thing thandiiiiiii in this room. temp just dropped to -20 with how chilly he's being to her.

SIS HAS WIPED HER SWEATY UPPER LIP SO MANY TIMES KI FREEFUND KI MOOCHON KI WAXING HO GAYI HAI FRICTION SE. BEHEN POWDER THAT SHIT AND STOP TOUCHING IT; YOU'RE GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY. JESUS. ISKO SPY BANAAKE BHEJA HAI?!?!?! ISKO?????? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

lol does he look like he gives a rat’s ass about sejal and your ramkathaa??????

DUDE STOP RAMBLING. JESUS. YOU'RE SOFA KING BAD AT THIS.

speaking of bad sofas, wth is up with the RIDICULOUSLY high backed chairs in this house, they look fucking insane.

vansh willing her to STFU with his eyes is honestly me.

“maine apni pasand badal li, riddhima.” yiiiiiiiiikes. he's not just talking about cologne, is he???

but also, you deserve much better than this twit, so good for you, my man. you deserve to be with someone who at least has six (6) brain cells.

dhat tere ki. he still seems into her. bloody heterosexuality. hum sabko le doobegi.

“itni nervous kyun ho tum aaj?”

NERVOUSNESS JAAYE BHAAD MEIN; I WOULD FUCKING NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH MY FACE WITH THEIR BLOODY HANDKERCHIEF EXCUSE ME SIR THIS SKIN TAKES A LOT OF MAINTENANCE I CANNOT HAVE YOU DABBING AT IT WITH YOUR FILTHY POCKET CLOTH AND RISKING BREAKOUTS I MUST INSIST YOU REASSURE AND COMFORT ME FROM 2 FEET AWAY THANK YOU

riddhima trying valiantly to bluff her way through this conversation but vansh is like me on online shopping sites after filling my cart full of stuff: NOT BUYING IT.

literally me any time someone touches my face. internally screaming and thinking about how i’ll have to go dab tea tree oil all over to preemptively stop a breakout.

uhhhhhhhhhhh, she didn't say anything about wanting to know what sejal said to you????? mind-reading is very rude and an invasion of privacy, vansh!!!!!

4 pm, kab bajenge bloody 4, out with it alreadyyyyyyyyy.

lol that tinnnnnnnnny smirk of his as he leaves.

no but forreal, imagine living with this dramaticass man who promises big shows at a given time, like honestly i would be so fucking annoyed. at least shivaay never planned his big living room all-family conferences and made ppl WAITTTTTTTTT for it.

mummy is like kabir plsssssssssssss gtfo.

riddhima is useless as ever and has no info. big surprise.

AEDKLSJFLDSKJLFSKJFLKSDJL HE SNUCK UP ON HER

mummy always been knowing that riddhima is a fucking nikammi.

ok notttttttttt cooool my man. phone is private shit. 

off kardiya shaaaani ne.

lol kiskoooooooo pappu bana rahi ho behen, this man knows everyyyyyyyyything.

was that HIS phone he just picked up and left? usmein recording kar raha tha toh??????

honestly can you even blame vansh for being such a shakki shakeel, his house is filllllllllled with fucking snakes.

THIS FOOL JUST BE WALKING AROUND USING ALL THE MAIN DOORS AND SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MANNNNNNNNN

asjdkasjdkajshkdsj and the prize for most valiant effort at hide and seek goes to.................

peripheral vision naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai, bhai. use karle.  

4 BAJ GAYE LEKIN PARTY ABHI BAAKI HAI, ABHI TOH PARTY SHURU HUI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥳🥳🥳

hahahahahhahahaha what the fuck his ass actually has a fulllllllllblown sirens blowing at 4 pm. like not a small tinkly alarm too, this is like those sirens they have blaring at big factories and shit.

riddhima dressed in that promo waali sari where nothing good happens so............ good luck sis.

(but also this is the sari anika wore when they fucked in laal ishq so maybeeeeeeeeee good times are incoming???)

HE ACTUALLY TURNED AROUND AND TOOK HIS PLACE, FOR MAXIMUMMMMMMM EFFECT. THIS MAN AND HIS FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC. I LOVE IT.

“yeh sab kya ho raha hai vansh??”

“chaar baj gaye, dadi.”

yes. totally a satisfactory explanation for this shit. thanks vansh. but you COULD have mentioned in your notes ki 4 baje ko jo hona tha, was a scheduled fire drill.

ANY HIGH TENSION SITUATION MAKES ME WANNA PEE REAL BAD, AND GIRLS, MY BLADDER IS REAL HURTY RN.

also lord, this one’s base makeup is too yellow toned too. just look at the contrast between his face and his ear.

askdlajlkdjlasjdlasjlkj he sat right on THAT table.

“toh bataao mujhe: kya hua, kyun hua, aur kaise hua.”

.............. like.... who are you talking to? and what exactly are you referring to? you want me to like start from the big bang and the creation of the universe and evolution and all that jazz, ya like, from this morning when i woke up?

(it’s stupid shit like this i would ask that would get me fully murdered in a sitch like this. damn my smartassery, it’s gonna get me killed.)

lol aryan is up first. we love to see it. OUT WITH IT, YOU WEASELLY LITTLE SHIT.

noooooooooooooo, he didn't even let him properly stew and sweat over it. ouff vansh, kuch toh dramatic pause dete.

“afwaa phaili hai ki meri nazar baaz se tez hai..........”

why all the guys on colors these days gotta be baaz and cheel and god knows what else?!?!!?

OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL HE DID USE HIS PERIPHERAL VISION AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOD JOBBBBBBBBB VANSHHHHHHHHHHH

KABIR TU TOH GAYAAAAAAAAAA #RIPKABIR

akjsadkjhskjdhkjskask ngl i am fucking thrilled by this development

riddhima and mummy having simultaneous heart attacks though. lol idc, die bitches.

lmao kabir looking reallllllllllll ulta-chor-kotwaal-ko-daante for someone who got caught hiding inside a table.

DANG, I ACTUALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP????????? SHIT. THIS STUPID SHOW HOOKED ME IN SOOOOOOOOO EASY. 😫😫😫

[theonethatwatchesalotofshows]

The OC Review The Model Home

We open with Seth and Ryan hanging out in the pool because they're best friends now. Seth suggest they do something fun, like get hookers and lose their virginities, to which Ryan gives him a: "Bitch, please, do I look like a fucking virgin to you?"

Then the whole family eats their last dinner with Ryan because they want to send him off to a foster home. Seth and his dad hate the idea but his mom is more concerned with some model home. Who cares. Snooze.

Ryan gets the genius idea to run away to somewhere and do something which again reminds me of Jess in that scene where he was in car with Rory talking about his future.

Seth catches him as he's about to run away and gets an even more genius idea to move into the empty model home his mom was talking about. He runs back to his room to back his bags when his father comes in. He doesn't want him to get suspicious, so he pretends to be asleep, but ironically, that's what makes his dad suspicious:

"You're asleep already?"

Which raises the question- what time is it? It seems to be pitch dark outside and it's summer so the sun sets late.

When Seth finally manages to kick his dad out of his room, he sneaks out and meets Marissa. She's headed off to some birthday party. Which raises my question again. What time is it?? It seems to be late but what kind of a birthday party starts in the middle of a night?

Marissa ditches the party with her best friend and boyfriend to hang out with Ryan, because she's like totally in love with him. But unfortunately, Seth keeps hanging around, being snarky and pissy because Marissa was never friends with him even though she lived next door. Like you were not friends with her either, so stfu.

Summer calls Marissa from her party and she's wearing a crown. Oh, so she's gonna be the Blair Waldorf of Orange County and Marissa is like Serena with her drinking and unhealthy relationships with men. Makes sense.

The next day, we get a montage of Ryan and Marissa riding a bike together in probably the most dangerous way possible and Seth third-wheeling them. Then all three of them go to a diner but Marissa's boyfriend Douchy-face shows up along with his eqally douchy friends. Marissa needs to grow some ovaries and dump him.

Marissa tells Seth and Ryan to sneak out back while she distracts her boyfriend and his friends but that doesn't work out because Seth somehow manages to get everyone's attention on him when he's trying to do the opposite. Marissa's boyfriend notices them and starts a fight because apparently, that's all he does.

They run away and hide in the model home but guess who comes in- Marissa's dad and Seth's mom! They talk about their first kiss together to which Seth and Marissa are like: "Eww gross!"

In the evening, there's another party, because some guy's parents are just apparently never home ever. Marissa gets bored and leaves to hang out with Ryan. We get a scene in which she tells him that he should stay which would be romantic if they didn't literally know each other for like three days. Ryan says he can't stay so Marissa leaves and guess who sees her- no other but her stalker of a boyfriend. Seriously, why is she even with this guy?! I know first loves are hard to get over and blah blah blah but she doesn't even seem to like him! At all!!

Douchey-face and his friends who all share one braincell go into the model home, beat Ryan up and start a fire. Then they run away, but surprisingly Douchey-face is nice enough to drag a half-unconcious Ryan outside and not letting him burn to death.

Then somehow, Ryan who was just beat up and almost suffocated is on his feet, trying to hitch a ride and meets Douchy-face again. He gives him a ride but makes him promise not to tell anyone what he did. He drives him to Seth's driveway, where a cop arrests him for some reason. Seth's dad, who is still death set on saving Ryan for some reason, tells the cops not to ask Ryan any questions without his lawyer present. The episode closes with the cop car dramatically driving away with the red lights on.

[teashadephoenix]

Spoiler-free Captain Marvel

Captain Marvel is very good. Not perf. But thoroughly enjoyable.

It’s a 90s-style action comedy. The cat’s called Goose and Carol is a maverick, the parallel is literally on purpose. If any of your white dude friends get upset about Carol’s being a snarky and clever complete badass, remind them that if she had a cock they’d want to be her, so they can stfu. (Also my pandemi ass could barely deal with her. She’s so beautiful. She’s shot so beautifully and the color grade on her scenes is bright and shiny and I want her to stand next to me so I can bask in her radiance.)

Nick Fury on Baby’s First Alien Adventure is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. This movie pointedly pokes fun at the Super Serious His Secrets Have Secrets Spy that is Nick Fury and you know, I’m okay with that. Samuel L Jackson isn’t losing Badass Motherfucker points for having a sense of humor.

I love Maria Rambeau. She’s soft and a badass. I hope we get to see more of her in later films, but I loved her friendship with Carol and I love how supportive they are of each other.

The twist is literally frolicking its naked butt through the garden for anybody who has been paying attention. Seriously.

The score is blah. The MCU has had a problem with score for a while (some would argue from the beginning, but there have been standout motifs so I’ll just go with It Ain’t Always Great) but the song choice for Carol’s Whooping All of the Ass scene is excellent and I approve.

The mid credits scene is connective tissue, not plot. Probably will get an extension in Endgame.

[ilygsd]

as you can see in my reblogs i just had an imginary fight and imaginary abandobment with jo. he basically said he found it unattractive that im so easy to charm and idk.... that i go home to guys i dont even like for attention or smth (i DONT...... maybe i do..... I JUST HAVE A HARD TIME DIFFERING ROMANCE ABD FRIENDSHIP I DONT LIKE THEM WERE JUST FRIENDS AND I CANT JUST SAY NO) and basically all i could hear was

he hates you he hates you he hates you he thinks youre disgusting abd worthless and ugly and weird and pathetic and childish and horrible

AND WE JUST HAD A FIGHT!!!! i tried so hard yesterday not to panic-text him for reassurance after our fight...... it probably wasnt a fight....... only a fight for me...... BUT I DIDNT!!! EVEN THO I HAD LIKE 26161 PANIC ATTACKS AND REALLY WANTED HIS PRAISE FOR GOING TO CLASS I STILL DIDNT............. until the evening...... i couldnt resist but ask him for a hug (through text). he wonders why and i tell him i just needed his comfort.... as if i wasnt THIS fucking close to die every 20 minute but i know he’d find that unattractive so i just stfu

AND THEN THAT RAT SAYS ”yeah but if u do this u will have to look for comfort somewhere else” and i just want to DIEEEEEEE

i explode. i really didnt need to hear that. all i wanted was his love and now hes telling me he doesnt want me anymore but finds me needy and unattractive and all my feelings just OUT!!!!

i bEG HIM NOT TO CONTINUE I BEG HIM PLEASE DONT SAY THIS NOT TONIGHT I WANT TO DIE PLS SAY IT TOMORROW PLS I JUST WANT U TO HOLD ME

he calls me

and his ugly aspd ass goes ”sigh.... what is happening now” ”stop with that manipulative empathy shit, youre just trying to make me empathise but i literally dont”

and then he low key last out on me BECAUSE I CAN HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE that

him: ”i need to fucking sleep but now i cant because of you typing shit that you want to die” (basically)

me: ”im sorry”

him: ”dont say youre sorry stop apologizing this is my choice i choose to talk to you instead of sleeping”

me: ??????

me: ”arenr u telling me this bc u want me to feel bad and apologize?”

him: ”no i dont care abt your apologies words dont mean anything to me im just telling u to understand that your actions have consequences”

HES SUCH AN ASSSSS!!! THIS WAS LITERALLY THE SAME THING LAST TIME I NEEDED HIS COMFORT HE JUST THINKS IM AN ANNOYING UGLY WHORE HE JUST FEELS RESPONSIBLE FOR ME OR SMTH IDK WHAT THE FUCK

......

him: ”i cant be with someone who just goes over to random dudes they dont even know for attention”

me: ”i-i dont do that.... i only want your attention youre the only one who matters”

him: ”i know u say that but your ACTIONS says otherwise”

me: ”but i dont even like them theyre just my friends”

him: ”you met them on tinder, you have met them like one time and you go home to them to watch a movie, thats not friends, friends take a coffee and then maybe go home to each other after theyve known each other”

me: ”but ive told them im not interested”

him: ”IT DOESNT MATTER. thats not how it works. you cant just do risky dumb shit bc of anxiety. what if something would happen to you, that wouldn’t make you happy and ghat wouldnt make me happy”

AND I JUST WANT TO CLARIFY THAT WHILE THIS MAY SEEM LIKE HE SOMEHOW CARES ABOUT ME WHAT HE SAYS IS THAT IM A BOTHER AND IT BOTHERS HIM....... LIKE HE GETS ANGRY AND ANNOYED AT ME WHEN IM SAD AND ANXIOUS BC HE DOESNT WANT ME TO BE SAD AND ANXIOUS........ WOW THAT MAKDS SO MICH SENSE RIGHT??? NO IT DOESNT BECAUSE HE DOESNT RELLY CARE ABT MEEEEE, HE JUST WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO SUFFER FROM MY UNHAPPY CONSEQUENCES GOD IM SO HURT WHY CANT HE JUST LOVE ME

and then we came to the conclusion that i just feel unloved and unworthy of love and like im a horrible person and hes like

him: ”you cant use other people. dont chase my love or affirmation. im not judging or shaming you for going home to these guys im just telling you im not attracted to it. if you want my comfort you know what to do”

me: ”i want your comfort, i will-”

him: ”you dont have to tell me. ACTIONS”

him: ”and dont do this for me or because of me. do this because YOU want to”

me:

me:

me: ”but i dont know what i want”

him: ”then maybe you should think about that”

me: *starting to panic*

me: ”y-yeah sure”

OK SO I GUESS ILL HAVE TO PRETEND THAT I LOVE MYSELF AND THAT IM CHABGING FOR MYSELF BC ITS UNATTRACTIVE AND NEEDY TO DO IT FOR HIM BUT I WANT HIM IM READY TO CHANGE MYSELF FOR HIM BUT FUUUUUCK HES SMART HE WILL FIGURE OUT HE KNOWS I HAVE NO PERSOBALITY LIKE

me: ”i literally adopt other peoples interests”

him: ”yeah that doesnt surprise me”

him: ”youre not your own person...”

blah blah i dont remember what more we said

ugh

FUCK MEEEEE I MAY NOT HAVE A BIG PERSONALITY BUT I DO HAVE SOME INTERESTS THAT DOESNV CHANGE I DONT CHANGE MYSELF CONPLETELY

HE ALSO TOLD ME I NEED TO STOP APOLOGIZE FOR UNNECESSARY THINGS

what the fuck am i gonna do? am i just gonna pretend to understand and change for myself? i wont be able to do this for myself, i WILL DO IT FOR HIM SO HE WONT LEAVE ME BUT HE WILL LEAVE ME ANYWAYS BC HE WILL KNOW ITS FAKE AND THAT I ONLY ADAPT MY PERSONALITH TO HIM FUCK

oh i mean I GUESS when i re-read our texts maybe i SHOULDNT have read it in such a threatening aggressive tone but i cant help it, he literally said ”im not dumping you rn” OK SO WHEN ARE YOU?????????????

god its so embarrassing i knew he was my fp even though i didnt want to admit it but i didnt know it was this strong............ ive tried sO HARD NOT TO BE DEPENDANT ON HIM

[a-wrenling]

Part two

So the fic above could be its own work but nooooo my brain would not stfu so here I am STILL

Eventually the ship needs to dock in order to get the rest of the supplies needed to fix it and for the crew to live (because Izzy is not giving up the logs or “all of these fucks would die sooner without even knowing what was happening) so the make port. At port Ed and Stede are semi kidnapped/pursuded to follow and learn that there is a “council” being gathered to discuss the threat of the pirate hunters. (Aka very much the pirate captains gathering from pirates of the Caribbean). Ed and Stede tell the crew and put it to a vote. All but a very angry Izzy and Jim agree and the revenge sets sail. Time skip for now cause brain go brrrr. At the meeting the captains file in with Jack rackman, Charles vane, etc, and Sam Bellamy. All the captains have at least two or five men with them (because who would trust this not to be a trap) except bellamy who only had one heavily coated person with him who is Introduced as “my first mate”. When Sam comes in Izzy goes rigid and sort of back to his snappy self. Cue to typical pirate arguing, with Sam sitting back and watching like a soap opera and his first mate intently watching Izzy for some reason. Eventually Sam bangs his hand on the table and gets everyone’s attention. Standing he gives a speech about how they need to form together blah blah we can’t fight alone blah and so on. And the first step would be to rid this gathering of the snake in the grass and looks to one of the captains. Sam tells everyone about how this captain is actually in league with the british navy and sold them all out. But before everyone can loose their shit he reveals that the british will not be here until a fortnight since he has been interfering with the letters between. Enemy captain gets grabbed but asks how. Sam stops him and goes on a “you need to be a step ahead” blah blah that allows the enemy to break free and goes to stab him. Except he’s dead with a crossbow bolt in his chest before he can properly raise a sword with the first mate holding the “smoking gun” (listen I think pistols back then were dumb and pirates should use bows and crossbows). The captains all agree to work together, forming groups of two-three with their fleets and such. Each go about picking teams and Sam picks Stede and the revenge (doesn’t say Blackbeard tho). N e way turns out Sam and Izzy do know each other…and are matelotage (and Sam low key hates Ed for stealing his husband away). The first mate is Mary Hallet (“not Bellamy despite the rumors. I’m not going to marry an already married man without knowing his husband first. I mean I nearly killed him after finding out he was married when we were first fucking. Honestly Israel id still stab him if ya wanted. Not a good husband there.”) who may or may not be a witch, and the crew of the revenge getting protective of their feral bastard of a first mate. But yea, I want lots of fighting the navy, the crew learning how to be pirates, bad ass battle scenes with feral Izzy and equally feral Mary while Sam Stede and Ed all watch, and for Izzy to accept his past to “quick his day job and join the punk rock band” that is a poly with Izzyxsamxmary or izzyxedxstede. Idk I love both so im fine.

Ofmd fanfic stupid idea two because I’m feral and this one is so long omg I’m sorry

Okay so I’m still a bit tipsy and feral but here we go (there will be a pt2 here this is so long omg)

Idea 2: the age of pirates is being threatened by the crowns of Europe by employing pirate hunters (aka ex pirates who are killing others for money). Ed is unbothered until he gets wind of some of the names that have turned against them all, including Hornigold. Izzy is properly mad (aka worried) and wants to know what the plan is because of course Hornigold would go after them. Ed being Ed, gets finicky and brushes Izzy saying it’ll be fine. Stede being Stede is slightly worried but greatly over exaggerates the crews abilities and so nothing happens. Until a ship finds them. Luckily it’s not Hornigold but it is *insert pirate here*. The revenge wins (barely) and in ____ last breathes he tells them that the crown wants Ed’s head on a platter after he shitted on their act of grace deal. So, with various of the crew wounded they leave the other ship burning behind them (because of course bonnet is a feral insane man). N e way I’m thinking Izzy gets hurt protecting the crew because that’s the good shit. But also it shocks Ed out of his “we are invincible” mindset. Because they aren’t and Izzy nearly died trying to keep it that way. N e way, Izzy is forced on bed rest and bonnet helps him (because I want them to forcible deal with each other) and after a few days of panicking over Izzy, ed decides to check out the ship. While Ed is doing that stede and Izzy finally start to come to a common ground ( like they both calmed down and listened to each other where Izzy stops yelling and bonnet actually asks to learn because he WANTS to be a good pirate! And he’s trying! But murder and violence really should only be the last defense like the battle (which maybe reminds Izzy too much of smth or someone)) any way back to the ship. As expected nothing is done…which is a huge issue since they got pretty damaged in the attack. Ed goes to order them about only to find that fang, Ivan, buttons, and Oluwande are the only ones who know what he is talking about. N e ways cue Ed actually teaching them but terribly. Bad enough that something gets set on fire (because Ed is an enabler and would 100% let wee John use gun powder) which causes Stede and Izzy to rush out to check. Izzy goes to put out the fire but oh shit his foot and multiple stab wounds prevent him so he tells bonnet what to do. And since at this point I want them to have an understanding he does and it gets fixed quickly since Izzy actually does know what he’s doing. Stede, who finally gets that, thanks Izzy and scolds Ed and the crew. Turns out Ed is shit at regular sailing shit and had learned most of it from his time on hornigold’s ship with Jack rackman, Sam Bellamy, and Izzy but was soon promoted. Ed points out that Izzy’s always been the one to sort out his crew and their task so he fell out of practice. Stede, starting to see how this is not sustainable for only Izzy and a handful of the crew to know what’s going on is not good, gets huffy like he does in the show until Izzy says he will just get it done since it won’t otherwise. Mother hen bonnet won’t allow that but it does need to be done. Cue fang and/or Ivan pointing out that Izzy could just teach them without doing it all (which Ed and Stede both note how they say “doing it all”). One of the crew (like Lucius) says that learning from Izzy would be like the navy but Ivan/fang point out that he used to teach the young ship boys how to do the tasks easily. Ed laughs that Izzy would have scared the poor kids and that kids haven’t been on the ship in years. It’s revealed that that is because of Izzy not allow “more children to be brought into this hell before they could understand” and the man concedes, with complaining about how grown men and Jim are not like children. So cue Izzy teaching while sitting down with Stede watching so he doesn’t push it, Ed learning a lot about his first mate’s abilities, the crew starting to understand what NEEDS to be done since Izzy can’t do it for them, and so on. (See part two)