#oops im hyperfixating again

[panunk]

me every time i start a book at 8pm and then suddenly im finished and it’s 3am

[peggyrose19]

i did not go pay attention in my class about crimes against humanity. i scrolled tumblr for an hour and then wrote a rant. here you go

all this 'oh no sel is gonna succumb to his blood oh no he's becoming more demonic' blah blah i fully believe his love for bree and for nick, regardless of the oaths, is strong enough to keep him sane. he may be part demon but the human part of his heart? that loves them so fiercely and deeply and protectively? that allowed him to create a whole new kind of aether casting just to keep bree alive? that will keep him tethered.

he says he doesn't like nick romantically anymore. do i believe him? no i really don't but we'll get to that.

he says the person nick was, the person he was, when they were 13 is gone, and he's not wrong. they are all different people now. and i think he believes he doesn't like nick anymore, i would suspect because they've spent so much of the past few years being angry with each other. compounded with the night sel nearly kills bree in book one. in a lot of ways that shattered them, and they have never had a discussion about it, on screen at least but i suspect at all.

but then he says this "My feelings for him run deep, but not in that direction. Not anymore." "Do you still wish they did?" ... "I don't know if that's in the cards for me."

now i cut out part of this interaction for brevity's sake but, he never says no. he never says no. sel refuses to let himself wish for things because he feels as though that's the way he loses the game with himself, without realizing that a refusal to play is still a choice.

look at the way he touches nick in their dream blood walk thingy. the way he holds him. the way they hold each other. the forehead touch???? bree saying that ultimate feeling of safety she needed lies between the three of them?? look me in the eye and tell me that's purely platonic because i will not believe you.

but back to my previous point. sel refuses to let himself wish for things. look at how long he let bree and him dance around the whole "cariad" thing which. don't get me started. god i could write a fucking dissertation on this series.

sidenote: THE BOYS FLIRTING IN WELSH STFU GET OUT OF HERE I CANNOT

anyways. this is a boy who is terrified of his feelings. he is terrified to let bree into his heart, to let nick in. he cares for them both deeply, and sure yeah that's fine. he keeps them alive and fights for them because he wants them happy and alive, he is compelled to by the oath. but i'm not sure he ever allows himself to acknowledge just how much. i think he's realizing with bree throughout bloodmarked (see new aether casting to keep her alive). i think he's using the oath with nick and that connection to deny the fact his feelings are his own.

am i being delusional? highly likely. do i care? not one bit.

yeah so i wrote this all before finishing the book-

all i have to say now is where is book 3? also sel pls come back ily

"Only a monster could look at you and want to destroy you, Bree." selwyn kane you shut the fuck up right now.

smh you love her so much it's making you look stupid god damn

[destiny-in-the-universe]

oh no- wheeze

should i just make an mlp x rc9gn au and be done with it? seriously the amount of art suddenly showing up on my dash makes me remember how i used to ponify literally everything i got into-

so i might as well join the party!

[feldspar-s]

i've been watching adventure time lately :)

(i watched 8 seasons)

(in a week)

[galaxythedragonshifter]

Now I'm getting hyperfixated on Wings of Fire WHY DO ALL MY FANDOMS KEEP ROTATING!?

[when-the-doves-cry]

(oh well, worth a shot) *woah, amidst the commotion, did... he hear of someone - it sounded like body parts like the one's he saw in the painting - he couldn't focus on that at the moment though but he's damn sure he heard something* haa... don't worry its... not urgent, I'll probably have to fix it myself but, I guess I'll let clukr and garnold have a crack at it, I'd like to bet they'd love the chance to check out technology literally out of this world, heh... *he rubs his eyes again* though now my left eye just flickers on and off at random and when it IS oh, uuhh lets just say I see three of you with the fracture of my lenses... also did... somebody laugh? I heard a laugh - along with more bells jingling

"Well-... Alright..." Jevin frowns and clasps his scaly hands together, studying Techys injuries. He's quickly distracted by his question though, the priest looking towards the windows once more. "Oh? I-... I believe that confirms my suspicions. Lupis is nearby... What a joyous day." "Dad?" Sky calls out, the little cub scampering out of the library. "Dad, dad whats going on, huh?" "Oh! Sky- ah... Nothing, hurry back to the library wont you? I'm still teaching today's service..." Jevin doesn't spend much more time arguing, wondering, or checking in on Techy... He's running right back into the sanctuary, leaving a very frustrated and confused Sky behind. "He always does this..."

[player380]

ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- disco pang pang

━━━ ↳ ❝ [ se-mi x f! reader ] ¡! ❞

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ PART TWO in which you try out the infamous disco pang pang ride with your friends in incheon, south korea, and end up having the ride moderator attempt to set you up with the stoic, pretty woman sitting next to you┊2.1k words

contains: potential ooc se-mi (we don't really know too much about her but my hyperfixation has deluded me to believe my own headcanons that were created by the bit we saw her in s2), fluff, some minor hints of sexual content, wlw, teaser x teased, & non-canonical nonsense, au!! the games never took place & se-mi is lowkey loaded (which i may write more about in another fic idea i have oops), i also am not very sure of any korean customs (im a white american) so please please please let me know if any of the manners of this are wrong so i can correct it, also this has not been proofread yet so enjoy any spelling or grammar errors <3

After much debate with your close girl friends, that you were on a trip into the big city with, they had practically dragged you to the long line of awaiting people to try out this silly ride. Each of their hands clasped tightly around your sweaty palms, forcing your feet to shuffle into your spot at the back of the line. It was a warm spring day, the sun beating down only to be combated by a pleasant breeze. So, of course, most would find themselves spending the day at the Wolmi Theme Park in South Korea. The three of you had already spent the majority of the day entertaining yourselves with other rides, though with yourself often choosing to opt out of riding many--given rollercoasters had a habit of making you queasy. Yet, after much convincing and deliberation, you had allowed them to take you on this ride. They had claimed that it wasn't that scary, and was oftentimes quite fun. But as you got into line and saw the ever-moving ride your stomach dropped and your face paled. Laughter and screams echoed around as the current set of riders were being bounced up and down whilst the ride spun everyone in round in differing speeds. As you watched this, you couldn't help but feel the corn dogs you just had thirty-minutes prior rising their way through your innards.

While you stood there, mouth agape, your friends had busied themselves with calling their boyfriends back home in the countryside. Snapping you out of your scared daze, was a smooth laugh from beside--even smoother words following in pursuit.

"You look like you've just seen a ghost," a woman laughed from beside you, your eyes narrowing as they traveled up the body beside you in line. Taking notice of her skinny ripped black jeans, the loose tank top that had a bit of the side tucked into the waistband of her jeans, and a black leather jacket over her shoulders. Her face was adorned in few piercings: just one silver ring on her lip, the other a silver ring on her left nostril (a gem-incrusted sun on where the ring met the visible skin). Her hair was short, some strands of her black hair covering the right side of her head slightly. Her narrow features complimented her stylistic choices. And by all means: the woman was completely, and utterly gorgeous.

After a few minutes of silence, your eyes only widening upon seeing the pretty woman, she spoke up again. "Are you alright? Surely you haven't actually seen a ghost," she replied, her thin brows furrowing slightly as she stared at you--her head cocked to the side just a hair. She was concerned for your wellbeing. How cute.

"Y-yeah, I'm fine," you blinked, snapping out of your haze and returning your gaze to the still-moving ride--swallowing hard. "I just don't like rides like this," you added and nodded awkwardly. "Not really my thing."

The woman beside you nodded, letting out a quiet hum as her gaze follows yours up to the ride. "It's not that bad," she commented, letting out a quiet laugh. "Just make sure to hold on tight."

"What?" You asked, misunderstanding her words and her eyes widening slightly.

The woman laughed harder, shaking her head. "The bars, hold on tight to the bars," she corrected, tilting her head. "Or your friends."

You suddenly felt the presence of your two friends who had gotten off facetime with their partners, and were now standing beside you once more--staring at the taller woman with slightly furrowed brows. The woman just nodded once, before turning back around and facing the front of the line. Leaving you to suffer the teasing looks and questions from your friends for the remainder of the wait in line.

Eventually, after growing slightly impatient from standing still for so long, it was finally your group's turn to file onto the circular ride. The eager group of riders all excitedly piled on, sounds of annoyed groans coming from the people who were cut off and had to wait another round.

Your friends rushed to a spot, sitting on the seats and giggling excitedly. Their hands reached behind themselves to grab the plastic and metal bars--wrapping their arms around the slick material in hopes to stay (mostly) still throughout the ride.

You sat there awkwardly, trying to mimic your friend's actions but you found yourself struggling to keep yourself comfortable. You didn't realize the woman who was in front of you in line was sitting beside you until you felt her hands gently guiding your arms to wrap around the bars--her hand resting there for a moment and looking over you.

"Comfy?" She asked you, raising a brow slightly.

Your face, now red, moved up to meet her gaze--nodding awkwardly. "Yeah, thanks," you said, voice quiet, and pressing a small smile up as another bout of gratitude. Her dark eyes traveled over you for a second, smiling and giving a nod back. She moved to sit beside you, leaving the width of a person and a half between you two.

Unfortunately for your humility, the ride moderator had noticed the small interaction and so once the ride started slowly spinning--your face all but heated when you heard the moderator's loud voice call out your descriptor over the speakers. Little did you know the running internet joke that if the moderator called you out, you were done for.

"Are you two together?" The male moderator's voice called out, "you, tweed skirt and the h/c hair. And you, short black hair and the leather jacket," he described. Your heart all but dropped. Before you could reply, the woman next to you beat you to it:

"No, we aren't," she yelled, her voice loud over the mechanics of the machine and the loud sounds from around the theme park.

"Do you want to be?" The moderator called out, a hint over amusement carrying over in his voice.

You shook your head, laughing awkwardly. "No, no it's okay. I came here with my friends," you replied, brows furrowing in embarrassment--trying to ignore the giggles from your friends beside you.

"Ah, no, no, let me fix that," the moderator said, laughing, and your heart dropped from his mischievous tone.

Suddenly, the ride was tilted all the way to the left side and began bouncing slightly. Lifting you up and down from your seat, your sweaty hands barely holding onto the plastic bars as gravity tried to pull you to where the woman beside you was sitting. She seemed to keep her body planted firmly--hardly moving. The ups and downs got harsher, and before you knew it, one of your arms slipped from the bar and you fell slightly down to your left. You felt another leg wrap around yours--realizing it was the woman's, who was trying to keep you steady so you didn't fall.

You grunted as you moved to steady yourself back onto the seat, pulling your leg from hers and attempting to grab back onto the bars. Before you could succeed, another unexpected bump made your other arm slip--letting out a yelp as you stumbled off the seat and about to start rolling on the metal floor of the ride. You didn't go very far before you found your body ensnared by both the woman's legs--holding your torso tightly as to make sure you didn't fall anymore.

As the bumps continued, you felt one of her hands grab your arm and pull you up--setting you on her lap. Your face burned with embarrassment and awkwardness at the entire situation--wishing you hadn't even let your friends convince you to get on this stupid ride to begin with. Her legs entangled with yours, an arm wrapping around your waist and pressing your back tight against her front. Her fingers found purchase on your hip, pressing into the part tightly.

"Are you okay?" She asked, tilting her head so her mouth was right next to your ear, her voice quiet. God was her voice attractive.

You nodded, the consistent bumps making the two of you rise up from your seats occasionally--but your landings were cushioned by the woman's body beneath you. It was almost strangely nice. No. You shouldn't think like that. She was an entire stranger. "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks," you replied, turning your head slightly--though not realizing how close your faces would be. You quickly turned your head back around forward--your cheeks the color of a tomato.

As the ride continued on, the moderator still continued to pick on the two of you, moving you two around. Even with the woman's firm grip on your body, you had somehow ended up turned around--your legs straddling her hips. Her jacket had been moved to wrap around your waist so no one could see how your skirt rid up, allowing some form of modesty. There were some other instances of other people flailing around and landing on others, however you could hardly pay any mind to the others on this ride given your situation. This continued on throughout the ride's duration, before eventually the machine came to a stop--the moderator thanking everyone, though still finding a way to insert a tease about the two women's interactions throughout the ride.

You shakily got off of the woman--pulling your skirt down and untying the jacket around your waist, holding it back out to her. "Um, thanks for this. And for making sure I don't fall," you muttered, looking down at your feet. When she took the jacket, you quickly took off and found your friends at the exit of the ride--trying to ignore the burning throughout your body as their incessant teases fueled your embarrassment.

Before you could get far, a female voice called out and you turned around--your eyes widening as the woman before approached, slightly out of breath from the small jog. Your friends looked at each other with raised brows, both backing away to leave you two to yourselves.

"Oh-- um, hi," you said, brows furrowing slightly. "Did you need something?"

"How long are you in Incheon for? Or do you live here?" She asked, her chest still rising up and down with rapid breaths. She almost sounded hopeful, and a bubbly filling filled your stomach. As if someone had opened a cage of butterflies between your ribcages.

You blinked, looking away from her for a moment. "No, I don't live here. Just visiting with my friends... but I'm not sure. A couple more days, at least. We didn't really have an end date. Why?" You asked, licking your lips slightly--and you watched as her eyes flickered to your slightly damp, pink lips for a moment before she looked back up at your eyes.

"Let me take you sight-seeing around the city, yeah?" She asked, despite her cool demeanor, she almost seemed nervous. "You don't have to, but it'd--"

"Sure," you cut her off, flashing an almost-nervous smile of your own. "I'd like that, my friends and I aren't really super knowledgeable around anyway. I'm sure they'd like it too."

Her face flickered with some unknown expression and she shook her head. "No, not them. Just you... and I," she said, sucking in a long breath.

"Oh," you breathed, your brows raising. "Yeah, my answer is still the same. I would like that," you answered, emphasizing the 'I' in your sentence. The woman nodded, any nervousness or tension immediately lifted from her demeanor.

"Good," she said, grinning. "Let me get your number," she said--pulling out her phone from her back pocket, opening it, and shoving it in your direction with the screen showing an empty contact form to fill out. You nodded, and took the phone to begin typing in some things in each slot. "I'm Se-mi, by the way," she added, her eyes watching you intently--studying every and all aspect of your face.

Once you finished, you looked back up at Se-mi and handed her phone. "Well... just give me a message, Se-mi. I should be free, well, if I can ever escape those two for a moment," she laughed, tilting her head back to where her friends stood--watching the two of you interact with large grins.

Se-mi nodded, watching your form retreat as you handed her phone back and went back to your friends who immediately began pestering you for information on your new 'hot date', as they called it. She looked back down at her phone, studying your name on the contact--trying to burn it into her memory.

"Y/n...," she said slowly, nodding as she enjoyed the feel of it on her tongue. Knowing full well she was going to be saying that name for a long time. Or, well, at least she hoped.

Who knew your friends dragging you onto a silly ride could lead to any of this.

[the-kr8tor]

Listen- I have many things BUT first, Marry You by Bruno Mars and Hobart *ahem*

~

"What- you want to marry me lovie?" Hobie's smile can't seem to stop growing as you nod.

"Yeah," you laugh. "I would. I do."

It's a warm tender moment that has you giddy because he's looking at you like you've hung the stars and the moon.

Silence fills the air but of course it's comfortable. After daydreaming for a little while---about your dress, the cake---you hone in on the movie again.

It's a relatively new rom-com. The actress speaks her line, it makes you cringe. You're already expecting Hobie to comment on it so you turn to him.

"Can you believe-"

"Let's get married."

You blink. Mouth agape. You definitely weren't expecting that.

"What-? Right now?"

"Right now," he affirms. "What's stopping us?"

...what was stopping you?

"Ok."

"Ok." He repeats with a grin.

"Can we get tacos after?"

"Sure lovie," he chuckles, "as many as you want."

~

OK AND my contribution to Older! Hobart. Fragile by Laufey. @hyperfix-wip and I have been talking angsty songs. 10 things i hate about you plot with Hobie and like breaking ups and now I'm sad (the only thing I've broken is a pretzel stick)

Girl that was my jam!

IWNSIWNXJSJD WAIT IM SWOONING I LOVE THAT

I actually have a dialogue line for a req like this and your ask single-handedly made me revisit it

GASP IMAGINE THE PHOTOS OF THE CEREMONY! Like what if they invite the band as their guests/witnesses and they didn't say that it's for their wedding and the band is rocking jeans and a tshirt while r is wearing their best white fit with Hobie absolutely decked out in leather and looking so handsome 🥰 their reception is a hodgepodge of food delivered at home!!

Oop what're you two cookin?

[ragdolls-and-such]

oops im wonderland hyperfixating again!!

[lavendergalactic]

☆ 　just dance rentry graphics!

day 5 of @magnoliawriter's event ! " your current hyperfixation " f2u w/ credit, reblog appreciated

rambling under the cut! (i love just dance)

it was either the office or just dance and i didn't wanna make rentry graphics out of the office LMAO

i LOVEE just dance, these graphics are from my favourite maps; chaise lounge, judas, can't tame her and telephone! i always dance to them and i have megastar on all of them :)

i'm really happy with the chaise lounge graphics, idk if i'd ever use them but they're pretty to look at! i'm convinced that the chaise lounge map is made for me becuase they're wearing lavender and chaise lounge is one of my favourite songs- i was super surprised to see it on just dance

i also love older maps but they'd be harder to make into graphics, if you're curious my favourite older maps are; what makes you beautiful, disturbia, oishii oishii, oops i did it again and time warp (can you tell i love just dance 4)

im so happy i got just dance plus, it's really motivating me to exercise more since i never go outside

[patchdotexe]

doip. 4.13.25: Fish Gaming Sunday

welcome back to storm lord's wrath! last time, dauble committed crimes against horses. also we made it to leilon after fighting some weird water guys. today: who knows!

(also a lot of extra commentary this time because i was very rusty on note-taking so there's missing context otherwise. hiiii)

as a quick refresher, the current cast:

Alidaar, dragonborn fighter with a love for violence, played by me Arepo, human bard and fantasy wikipedia editor, played by jason Dauble, halfling.. druid? that's becoming more evil, played by nyx a potential new friend??? played by von and starring jorb as the Dungeon Master!

dauble's distance model has been revealed.

they are now a ditto.

von is here! von is trying to get into roll20 and its going badly

von: NO I DELETED "ROLL" AND GOOGLED "20"

PREVIOUSLY ON STORM LORD'S WRATH! we left the wayside inn, traveling with silla. dauble mae some zorses (zombie horses), thats probably fine. not alarming in the least. silla and alidaar bonded, dauble was like [angry noises]. you arrived at the outskirts of leilon and discovered that a whole bunch of people from the rebuilding town are holed up outside of town and apparently the town has been invaded by the cult of grimnir, not the cult of talos, NEVER the cult of talos, what are you talking about. we were attacked by some cultists on an expedition with water horses (worses). the town is still occupied, and also there are some missing children who are not accounte for! that are probably in the occupied town!

..this is the most accurate my transcription has been at any of these recaps.

oh yea also the gods have been retconned! shrine of savros (where we stole the bell) is shrine of skuld now. also storm god talos is now grimnir! there's more to it but that's what's relevant rn and also what i remember. basically all the d&d pantheon has been reshuffled into new gods. oh tempus is tyr now, that too.

anyway time to look for children. hold on im shifting into alidaar mode. ..huh. weird runic markings. wack.

(i missed a lot of the scene description because of being hyperfixated on writing stuff down. this will be a problem later. anyway, arepo found some runes written around town, which is definitely not ominous)

jorb: [to jason] make an arcana check! look at your cat. jason: [mutters] where is she.

probably not traps, but definitely have some kind of function. also mostly near the end of the docks. nobody near the fishery though, even though there's smoke over there. meanwhile dauble is investigating a tower in the middle of town! and also hearing voices as they approach. they are not children voices. uh oh OH WE ARE SO BAD AT STEALTH. thank you arepo for rolling a 21. unfortunately, dauble's 3 and alidaar's 7 will not help

OH SHIT VON'S CHARACTER IS HERE! and part of the ritual? one of the guys wants to sacrifice the kids- KRAKEN PRIEST???? OK COOL. von's guy is getting bossed around by. something. and also radiating godawful vibes. and also is suppsoed to kill us. awesome

(again, was more focused on trying to write stuff down While A Conversation Was Happening, oops. this will be a problem later. specifically, the crew listened in on two cultists talking about a ritual. one of them is voiced by von! von's guy wasn't happy about the idea of captured townsfolk being used as sacrifices, but as another kraken priest he's under their command and was ordered to just go along with it. also due to our stealth issues we did get heard, so von's guy was ordered to "take care of some rats")

dauble: [trying to sneak away to the island] alidaar: [KICKS DOOR OPEN] dauble: [GESTURES??] ALIDAAR WHAT THE HELL alidaar: [SHRUGS] WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO????

OH ITS A BUNNY! von's guy's a harengon :D …OH. he's not a normal harengon. something's Fucky with this guy.

jason: they dont normally look like a neopet. leo: [DYING]

(didnt write this down at the time so i dont remember exactly When this fits in here but there was an ooc skit where alidaar has to do his dramatic entrance over bc of beefing it and arepo fixed the door so alidaar could kick it down again)

alidaar levels a sword at risotto and goes IM TALLER THAN A RAT >:V arepo, your local nerdy librarian: im pretty sure im taller than a rat too. how tall is arepo. like 10 inches shorter than alidaar? how tall is ali-- WHY IS ALIDAAR 5'11"???? WHAT HAPPENED. dragonborn are supposed to be over 6 foot why is he SMALL

jorb: WHY IS ALIDAAR A MANLET

alidaar is now 6'11". his measurements got fucked up bc he got compressed after going back to normal after using giant's might

jorb: [plays super mario mushroom noise on soundboard] von: THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN IN FRONT OF ME leo: WELL, MAYBE LATER,

alidaar arepo and dauble can naturally do the scooby doo stack

von: can i get a dm-approved awkward silence? jorb: absolutely.

HIS NAME IS BERZATTO . FUCK

(IN MY DEFENSE. my audio processing has never been the best. and also i was intending to ask what his name was when it first got mentioned, seeing as i had to ask jorb how to spell grimnir earlier for notes purposes, i just. forgot. sorry risotto)

dauble tries to leave and alidaar just. reaches past arepo to grab them by the back of their shirt. while still pointing his sword at berzatto. i am trying so hard to focus on saying his name correctly

jorb and von: [rejoin chat] leo: sorry, jason was telling us about his gamecube nightclub

(von had to check with jorb in dm chat a couple times abt how much he knows in-character compared to us, which meant leaving me nyx and jason to our own devices. jason got to play pikmin 1 at a gamecube promotion thing!)

alidaar: where's the kids. berzatto: hold on i need to think about this alidaar: ????????? berzatto: who's asking :| alidaar: ????????????????? alidaar: …meee…???

(von has learned that, despite alidaar looking tough, he has no idea what he's doing. beautiful first impression. also ali got called a himbo, which was only a matter of time)

von: [trying to think] leo: dauble! jorb: dauble! nyx: dauble! leo: dauble!

dauble is getting very frustrated about berzatto ignoring them and also alidaar fucking around instead of Going To The Island Where The Kids Are Going To Be Sacrificed so alidaar just. scruffs them. puts them between him and berzatto. berzatto leans away

arepo is figuring out what the ritual could be! some kind of summoning ritual requiring the sacrifices to power it. also used Detect Thoughts to see if he can just. get the info from berzatto. berzatto is on the fence abt telling the crew, but does think theyre kind of just a bunch of clowns that probably cant deceive him. meanwhile, arepo is actively deceiving berzatto.

jorb: leo, you know the mental worlds in psychonauts? berzatto's mental world is big's fishing pond from sonic frontiers leo: [LOSING IT] jason: arepo goes deeper and hears [big voice] would you like to borrow a rod?

(further part of this tangent had a bit of von saying berzatto has an ecco the dolphin amv playing in his head. WAIT GOD DAMNIT I SHOULD'VE MADE A FISH GAMING WEDNESDAY REFERENCE I HAD THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY)

leo: [terrified squeak] WHAT IS THAT jorb: placeholder icon for berzatto because we dont have the art yet :D

berzatto isn't very talky so arepo is getting a lot of mileage out of detect thoughts. hell yeah. also detect thoughts would be represented as subtitles of what theyre Actually Thinking, so:

arepo: do you want to come with us? berzatto: no (subtitles: yes) arepo: alright bye berzatto: [Follows]

Time To Go Save The Kids! berzatto is Doing A Thingy! he's lead the crew to a place that. is supposed to look like a sun but kinda looks like a penis. awesome

(we had a pretty long break bc nyx had to go do stuff, so my notes quality has rapidly disintegrated. the good news is that me jason and von got to bond :D yay lobcorp. yay new weird. i need to put von and solar in a room together) (..as for the penis building. uh.)

(idk. you tell me.)

von is being introduced to the delight of the soundboard. [zelda secret discovery jingle] arepo has discovered A Child. child is hiding though BERZATTO HAS INVENTED THE ELECTRIC PULL LIGHT . EPIC (von forgot those require technology. its fine. its magic, probably) THE CHILDREN. THEYRE SKITTERING

(the missing kids are hiding in the basement of the shrine of aurora! and call berzatto Mr. Bunny :3 he's been keeping them safe, aw. there's two of em and they're very cute. and skittering.)

alidaar: holy shit, the kids :o alidaar, internally: [OH NO IM SWEARING IN FRONT OF KIDS IN A SHRINE]

dauble, certified good with kids! we're gonna get the kids outta here without alerting anybody and work from there. which means its time for a SKILL CHALLEEENGEEE ..which we have never done before. including jorb. uuhhhh this should be fun :D gotta get 6 successful checks before we hit 3 failed checks, and we gotta roll a skill we're proficient in and can justify it being useful. and also we collectively can only use a skill Once. hoo boy

(apparently this is a thing from 4e! however it was a fun change of pace and i really liked it. LET'S SEE HOW IT WENT)

alidaar takes the lead! using athletics to go ahead and scout out an exit route. dauble follows after with survival and redirecting to get a straighter shot to the town entrance. OH NO arepo gets a nat1 trying to keep the kids distracted and loses sight of them for a sec, but he's able to round em back up. berzatto, meanwhile, rolls perception to keep a lookout for where cultists will be most gathered and what unsafe routes would be.

the crew nearly gets caught, but alidaar intimdates a cultist into getting out of the way ("Move.") and dauble animal handlings some water horses into chilling out and letting us through instead of causing a ruckus. arepo gets us in the clear by investigating a dead end caused by a collapsed house and finding a path! WOO!

(THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN i loved getting to reason out "ok how would this skill help" and the scene descriptions of how it pans out, and planning who would use what skill when there was overlap (dauble was gonna roll investigation but jason asked to do it so nyx pivoted to animal handling), and tbh even the skills we didnt get to use were fun bc if arepo failed his check again berzatto would've been the last chance and von planned to use charisma to convince a guard that he was chasing the crew out of town instead of helping them escape :D)

WOO! DAY SAVED! alidaar is celebrating having not fucked this up!

..uh oh. well we have not fucked this up but we did kind of bungle things in a different way. hey yknow how we were supposed to go to the island. the penis shrine (sorry) was not on the island.

We Have Forgotten About The Island.

(thankfully, we have a bunnyboy here to pspsps us into realizing we kinda. failed to intuit the full objective. HEY YOU KNOW HOW EARLIER I SAID ME NOT PAYING ATTENTION BC OF WRITING DOWN NOTES WAS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM. the other cultist said townsfolk. were on the island. but because we were stuck on "okay we're here to rescue the children" and i was focused on "OMG VON HAS A BUNNY" we drew the wrong conclusion. OOPS. well at least the kids are safe)

well. that's a problem to deal with NEXT TIIIIIME ON STORM LORD'S WRATH!

[destiny-in-the-universe]

the brainrot is hitting again- i just found out that akumas are evil spirits in japanese folklore, and i swear to everything; let's just say now have ideas for one of my crossovers, but i also need to watch the new helluva boss episode later tonight- i'm just eating up content with a spork right now

[puzzlefaggot]

it is once again sycamore sunday You know what that means

this time im compiling most of my desmond drawings that i made over the past week. which are a few because i started hyperfixating on him Oops

starting spoiler free i drew this a few days ago intending to wait until sunday to post it but i. forgot. so jts going here

bullying him again

what the hell you can only have one video per post. SAD

‼️‼️SPOILERS BEYOND HERE

I can't believe he is a professor sometimes. imagine if he was your professor. insane

leaked nwos post credit scene

this was made after like 7 hours of thinking about the bronev brothers but being unable to draw them. they mean a lot to me. can they please hug

and finally.... descole thumbs up painting . thank you all for joining me this sycamore sunday

[littlestarbigsky]

so this sign exists across the street from my home and it feels very targeted

i have written a whole au and i will not be stopped (it may or may not be under the cut ;)

this sign is positioned in such a place that it is physically impossible to not make eye contact with it and for *weeks* it has plagued my mind and i literally can not be quiet about it.

everyone say thank you to @youllneverseeonascreen for entertaining my whims bc we have been yapping away about this au all week

- paul and darry had.. whatever they had in high school. it was good, it was beautiful, and however it ended, they both knew that if the other came around again, they wouldn’t mess it up this time

- well, the day finally comes

- paul gets his bachelor’s in business, but doesn’t really know what he wants to do with it, so he starts doing what everyone else does and works for his father. gets married, is miserable, and wants to get divorced, like everyone else does.

- once ponyboy graduates, darry manages to work his way through a junior college program with what he’s been saving and keeps working full time

- they meet on accident one day while darry is working on paul’s sister’s place (im stealing penny from my other au- check the tags for more abt her) and god it’s SO awkward but penny tells them that they should catch up over dinner and they’re both too polite to say no

- they manage to actually speak at dinner, it’s pretty tense and they don’t really want to be there but they don’t kill each other and by the end of it they might have even had…fun?

- i haven’t decided how long it’ll take them to get back together BUT eventually they start hanging out one-on-one pretty often and they finally have *the talk* and decide that they want to try again

- but plot twist! paul has a six-year-old daughter with his ex (there’s gonna be a PLETHORA of posts about her bc girly is my new hyperfixation and ngl) and one day they’re at lunch and paul has to do a swap and he just looks and darry and his heart DROPS and he goes, “oh, right, uh, this is stella :)”

- and of courseee darry is SO good with her and she loves him bc he’s basically like her fun uncle (send me asks about stella i dare you)

- a little while passes, darry and paul get closer and eventually want to move in together, buttt darry doesn’t want to leave his home so paul and stella move in with them

- everything is pretty awesome and they’re happy and in love but paul absolutely HATES his job,, so naturally one day he has the oh so smart idea that they should just start doing their own thing

- darry had been having problems with the leadership at his roofing job for a while (getting passed up for promotions, disrespect, etc.) and he basically knew his whole team would follow him if he tried to start his own venture

- paul uses his degree (and let’s face it: his parent’s influence and money) to get them a startup loan, and he runs things on the business side while darry and his team work on houses (like fixer upper but it’s like 1972 lol)

- over the years, darry managed to pay off the mortgage on the curtis house, and soda (and cherry OOP) can afford to stay there so darry isn’t worried about losing their family home, so he and paul eventually move into a bigger place for them and stella

- they might not make it out of tulsa, but they make the best of being stuck there, and they open up a building company

[graynide]

People I'd Like to Know Better

Tagged by: @possessable (ooohh this is fun)

Last Song: I keep on alternating between two albums of different genres on REPEAT for like my entire day. Which are Zephyrus, The Oh Hellos and Ultra Rare Vol. 1, Mystery Skulls. (possible split personality trope significance) but ig the two songs I mostly jump back to are Round and 555 respectively

Favourite Color: Pink! Leaning to a cooler shade

Last Book Read: man i need to read a book now. i haven't read any recently and im very sad at myself

Last Movie: Salem's Lot (2024) a Vampire movie that me and my sister watched during All Saints Day in a Cemetery. There was a free movie screening there and honestly made me feel better watching and commentating on it with her. Though we could not stop talking about Mouthwashing and calling out "Mouthwashing reference" every 5 seconds (not that the game has any actual relation to the movie lmao)

Last show: the whole family watched The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. I already finished watching it though i noticed my dad getting really into it than the rest of the members.

Sweet/savory/spicy: I like to build up my spice tolerance

Relationship status: ehh, just let me focus on my dream career. How about never

Last thing I looked up: "pushy definition synonyms," i was uhh talking to a mutual. Not usually a chatter on Discord so ive been missing convos oops.

Current obsession:

Captain Underpants and Krupp, my two favorite guys and hyperfixating for 5 months now help. I love their character dynamics and fan concepts forever they're so intriguing

Looking forward to: apart from my duties and responsibilities i'll have to handle this month, i need to cross off my list of Captain Underpants fanart ideas. INCLUDING 3 accounts i need to set up and cleaning up my ask inbox (oops sorry im so slow god damn it) I should also get around to playing Slay The Princess: Pristine Cut and drawing fanart for it again. I miss my birb boys

tagging (no pressure ofc! ): @sapphosdickandballs @remaking-machine @ilikemicrowaves and anyone else i can't think of that will do this may join bless

[montparnasse]

duuuude DUDE. ok im sending on anon cuz im an itty bitty bit embarrassed BUT. BUT!!!!!

ok so theres a lot of horror film content I got exposed to when I was like. 6 or 7. and that includes scenes from saw AND LIKE fucking spongebob saw and shit ☠️ my black tar heroin as a kid BUT BASICALLY EVERY SCENE IVE SEEN FROM THE ACTUAL *FILMS* HAS BEEN AGAINST MY WILL.

and after seeing the beetlejuice sequel, I was reminiscing on horror stuff I saw at a really young age. and thought back to saw. and went around on Youtube watching clips. and then I thought “huh! maybe it’d be cool to actually sit down and watch the movies now that im almost like Twenty Years Old!”

but u wanna know. what character has been calling to me as ive been watching these clips.

Mark. Hoffman. Ok. HGGHRRGGAAAAHGHHH RIPS MY SHIRT OPEN hey boy 💜. Cuteness aggression but it’s Just aggression and im clinging onto his face like a parasite and gnawing on his flesh. My inner demons have prompted me to consult The Tumblr for more Mark Hoffman (average thought process for all of my spontaneous hyperfixations Oops) and now I am a Best Running Wild

ok thank you walks off the stage

you’re in big real fucking danger and i’m saying this as a friend. and as an expert. i was once an anti-horror freak who decried all horror SPECIFICALLY saw. i would proselytize the evils of saw (specifically saw iii, hilariously) to anyone who would listen. it only takes ONE character to really get you deep into the shit, and if you already acknowledge wanting to chew on hoffmans face— embarrassment be damned— you are on the precipice of a real fucking shit show buddy. and again i’m saying this with SOOO much love and understanding. you’re fucked