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1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 11, 12, 15, 17, 18, 20, 30, 31, 45, 46, 47, 48, 63, 64 for Mikiel

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

N❄. Wh❄ the fuck d❄es th❄t?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

❄ny m❄re Red Sc❄rves members th❄n I ❄lre❄dy h❄ve. The ❄nes running the ring ❄re insuffer❄ble en❄ugh.

4. What is your favorite word?

Wh❄ the fuck h❄s ❄ne ❄f these?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

I need t❄ buy ❄ new t❄❄thbrush.

8. What do you label yourself as?

Bluebl❄❄d. Mut❄nt. Member ❄f the Red Sc❄rves. Is th❄t ❄ll the identifiers y❄u need? I d❄n’t care f❄r friv❄l❄us l❄bels.

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

N❄ne ❄f them. 

12. Who told you they loved you last?

N❄ ❄ne.

15. Do you like someone?

❄s in wh❄t? Friends? R❄m❄ntic❄lly? Pe❄ple I c❄n t❄ler❄te f❄r m❄re th❄n ❄ few minutes ❄t ❄ time?

I kn❄w s❄me t❄ler❄ble c❄mp❄ny.

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Wh❄ever the b❄ss ❄f this shith❄le g❄ng is. ❄r the shithe❄d wh❄ pulled me int❄ this bullshit in the first pl❄ce.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Dremen. ❄i❄l❄s. Vel❄ur. ❄ny❄ne wh❄ thinks trying t❄ piss me ❄ff is ❄ hil❄ri❄us use ❄f their free time.

20. What is your best physical attribute?

C❄n’t think ❄f ❄ny. But in terms ❄f pr❄ctic❄lity, my legs. I’m m❄re c❄nfident in my kicks during c❄mb❄t ❄ver my punches.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

I live in ❄ hivestem. If my hive burns, it’s likely the entire building will ❄ls❄ g❄ up in fl❄mes. S❄ving m❄teri❄l p❄ssessi❄ns w❄uld be ❄ stupid decisi❄n. N❄t t❄ menti❄n th❄t running b❄ck inside ❄ g❄dd❄mn burning building ❄nd returning t❄ y❄ur hive ❄n the t❄p fl❄❄r when y❄u h❄ve ❄lre❄dy left it is liter❄lly the m❄st br❄inde❄d idi❄tic thing ❄ny❄ne c❄uld d❄. Y❄u deserve t❄ burn with y❄ur p❄ssessi❄ns.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

I’d never g❄ ❄ut f❄r ❄ w❄lk th❄t night.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Gee, I w❄nder. Wh❄t c❄uld the mut❄nt p❄ssibly w❄nt t❄ ch❄nge ❄b❄ut themselves? I d❄n’t kn❄w, n❄t being ❄ fucking mut❄nt?

46. Are you reliable?

I d❄ wh❄t’s expected ❄f me.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

There’s n❄ p❄int. The Fleet will cull me ❄nce I’m c❄nscripted.

48. Do you hold grudges?

Yes.

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

I d❄n’t h❄ve ❄n ❄pini❄n ❄n either.

64. What do you think about babies?

I d❄n’t c❄re. I’m n❄t ❄ J❄debl❄❄d.

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-- capriciousThespian (CT) began trolling sultrySiren (SS) --

-- capriciousThespian (CT) began trolling sultrySiren (SS) --

CT: Oh Maeron, My Darl!ng, ! Have The Most Wonderful News!~

SS: I thought I told you not to t@lk to me. Or did you conveniently forget? >:[

CT: !f Th!s !s About My Recent Bout Of Bad Behav!or, ! Assure You ! Mean No Harm~

CT: !n Fact, ! Come Del!ver!ng Good News!~

SS: You’ve found @ w@y to turn your§elf off forever?

CT: Ha Ha~

capriciousThespian rolls his eyes

CT: !’ve Found A New Muse~ Her Name !s Engela, And She Works At My Favor!te Cafe~ She’s Beaut!ful, Charm!ng, Modest, And K!nd~

CT: She’s Even A Fellow H!ghblood!~ She’s A Tyr!an, !f You Can Bel!eve !t~ !’ve Never Felt My Heart So A Flutter~

SS: Wh@t @bout @ltrii?

CT: What ABOUT Altr!!?~

SS: §he’§ your fucking m@te§prit, or c@n I @dd “§h@mele§§ che@ter” to the li§t?

CT: Oh, She And ! Have Long Been Done~ After ! Met My New Dearest, ! K!cked Her Out And Ended Our Sham Of A Relat!onsh!p~ Honestly, !t Was A Long T!me Com!ng~ She And ! Just D!dn’t F!t Together Anymore~

SS: Knowing you, I’m §urpri§ed you didn’t try to end things by killing her.

CT: ! Cons!dered !t, ! Won't L!e~

SS: Of cour§e you did.

CT: Anyways, You Can Tell Th!om! To Come Out Of H!d!ng Now~ !’m Through P!n!ng After Her~

CT: Honestly, !’m Done W!th M!dbloods Altogether~ They’re Noth!ng But Trouble~ ! Need To Be W!th My Fellow Nobles And Royalty~

SS: They’re not the trouble. You @re, @nd you know it. You’re je@lou§, po§§e§§ive, m@nipul@tive, @bu§ive, @nd violent. Honestly, I’m §orry for thi§ poor girl you’ve f@llen for.

CT: Look, ! Adm!t ! Have My Shortcom!ngs, But Th!s T!me !s D!fferent!~ ! Just Know She’s The One Meant For Me~ We’ll Be The Perfect Couple And !n Love Forever~

SS: Until §he doe§ one (1) §ingle thing you don’t like.

CT: Ugh, ! Don’t Need Th!s!~ ! Thought You Would Be Happy For Me, But All ! Get !s Venom~ Some Fr!end You Are~

-- capirciousThespian (CT) gave up trolling sultrySiren (SS) --

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-- chronicallyMousy [CM] began trolling sultrySiren [SS] --

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CM: ...maeron?...

SS: ♪Little Thiomi, i§ th@t you? ;o

SS: ♪My my, wh@t @ ple@§@nt §urpri§e!

SS: ♪How @re you doing, §weetie?

CM: ...im fine... thank you...

CM: ...how are you?...

SS: ♪Oh, you know me~ Ju§t doing my §@me old p@rty girl §chtick, living it up @§ @ performer, @nd finding he@rt§ to bre@k @nd leg§ to qu@ke. ;]

CM: ...thats good to hear... (//:3

CM: ...are you looking forward to the new s-sweep?...

SS: ♪Oh, @b§olutely.

SS: ♪But for re@l, how @re you doing?

CM: ...what do you mean?...

SS: ♪We m@y not be the be§t of friend§, but I c@n re@d you pretty well.

SS: ♪You're not §omeone to put your§elf in @ potenti@lly @wkw@rd po§tion unle§§ §omething i§ re@lly wrong.

SS: ♪Not only do we h@ve nothing in common, but I'm the be§t friend of your @rgu@bly @bu§ive ex.

SS: ♪@n ex th@t'§ §till incredibly Not Over You, which both of u§ know.

CM: ......

SS: ♪Look, I'm not tryng to §h@me you.

SS: ♪I ju§t h@ve @ feeling I know wh@t you're re@lly trying to get @round to wh@t you @ctu@lly cont@cted me for.

SS: ♪I§ thi§ @bout §onj@ in @ny w@y?

CM: ...

CM: ...yes...

CM: ...im worried about him...

SS: ♪Th@t m@ke§ two of u§. ;[

SS: ♪Tr@gedy b@rely t@lk§ to me now@night§, @nd Comedy won't §pe@k to me @t @ll.

SS: ♪@pp@rently hi§ m@te§prit§hip i§ going under, @nd both h@lve§ @re §tre§§ed out beyond rep@ir.

CM: ...oh no... ...thats awful...

SS: ♪You're telling me.

SS: ♪Hone§tly, if §hit goe§ §outh @nd they end up bre@king it off, I'm not §ure ju§t how b@dly he'll re@ct.

CM: ...you dont think hell hurt altrii... do you?... D//:3

SS: ♪Oh, @b§olutely. Ju§t from he@ring Tr@gedy t@lk @bout him, Comedy i§ in @ §ignific@ntly wor§e w@y th@n he w@§ when you broke up with him.

CM: ...i talked to tragedy perigees ago... ...he s-said the s-same thing...

CM: ...he told me comedy goes on killing s-sprees when he gets triggered by s-something...

CM: ...usually things that make him think about me... )//:3

SS: ♪It'§ not your f@ult.

SS: ♪If it help§, l@§t time I t@lked to Tr@gedy, he §@id he w@§ looking to get §omeone to be @ moir@il for Comedy, §o hopefully if thing§ go wrong

SS: ♪Or, I §uppo§ed I §hould §@y "when" thing§ go wrong

SS: ♪He h@§ §ome d@m@ge control on h@nd th@t'll prevent him from completely going off the deep end.

CM: ...thats good...

CM: ...do you know if he found anyone?...

SS: ♪Unfortun@tely, no. ;( He h@§n't cont@cted me §ince, @nd th@t w@§ @ couple of perigee§ @go.

CM: ...im s-sorry...

SS: ♪No, no, no, don't you §t@rt.

SS: ♪Thi§ h@§ nothing to do with you. None of thi§ i§ your f@ult.

SS: ♪§o don't @pologize.

SS: ♪Ok@y?

CM: ...okay...

SS: ♪Good. ;)

SS: ♪I'm @lre@dy @t my one §@d§@ck limit.

CM: ...is s-something wrong with cavler?... o//:3

SS: ♪No.

SS: ♪Well, ye§, but he'§ not who I'm t@lking @bout.

SS: ♪I've been @u§pi§ticing for my be§t friend @nd her moir@il for the better p@rt of thi§ §weep, @nd her moir@il i§

SS: ♪Uuuugh. @m I @ b@d per§on for ju§t wi§hing they would bre@k up @lre@dy?

CM: ...i dont think i can s-say...

CM: ...are they really that bad?...

SS: ♪It'§ complic@ted. B@§ic@lly, they u§ed to be @ good fit, but then thing§ ch@nged @nd now they @ren't, but they're too hung up on e@ch other to §plit.

CM: ...oh dear...

SS: ♪"Oh de@r" i§ right, @nd I'm wedged right in the middle trying to keep their rel@tion§hip on §t@ble ground.

SS: ♪It doe§n't help th@t her moir@il i§ @n @§§hole. If not for her, I'd h@ve §n@pped hi§ neck by now.

SS: ♪@nd th@t'§ not @n ex@gger@tion. If @nything, th@t'§ @n under§t@tement.

CM: ...oh...

SS: ♪§orry, I didn't me@n to §t@rt venting.

CM: ...its okay... ...i dont mind at all...

CM: ...if it helps you to vent... then im more than willing to listen...

SS: ♪Th@t'§ §weet of you, but I §houldn't.

SS: ♪If @nyone need§ to vent, it'§ you.

SS: ♪I'm §ure you h@ve §omething ju§t e@ting @w@y @t you.

SS: ♪In f@ct, I know you do bec@u§e you cont@cted me out of the blue ju§t to t@lk @bout it.

CM: ...i wasnt trying to vent... ...im fine... more or less...

CM: ...i was just a little worried about s-sonja... and im not s-sure talking to him directly is a good idea...

CM: ...considering being reminded of me makes him kill people...

SS: ♪Thiomi, nothing "m@ke§" him kill people. He choo§e§ to do th@t. He could very e@§ily find other w@y§ to cope, but he doe§n't.

CM: ...okay...

SS: ♪Do you @ctu@lly me@n th@t, or @re you ju§t @greeing with me to @void @ conver§@tion?

CM: ...i mean it...

SS: ♪Good.

SS: ♪Now, i§ there @nything el§e you need to t@lk @bout?

CM: ...No...

SS: ♪If I he@r @nything from §onj@, I'll let you know, ok@y?

SS: ♪I won't tell him we t@lked.

CM: ...okay...

SS: ♪If you w@nt, if thing§ h@ve c@lmed down with him, I c@n §et you two up to t@lk. I'll be on §t@ndby ju§t to keep the pe@ce.

CM: ...thats okay...

CM: ...its probably better if we keep our distance...

SS: ♪@re you §ure? Bec@u§e you're both cle@rly not over e@ch other @t @ll.

SS: ♪You h@ve @ lot of unre§olved ten§ion, @nd I think you both re@lly need to cle@r the @ir.

SS: ♪§ure, you t@lked to e@ch other once perigee§ @go, but it §ound§ like much w@§n't §olved. ;/

CM: ...really... its fine...

CM: ...i appreciate the offer... though

SS: ♪If you §@y §o.

CM: ...i s-should go...

SS: ♪@re you §ure? We c@n §till t@lk. It doe§n't h@ve to be @bout §onj@.

CM: ...its okay...

CM: ...i have commissions i need to work on...

SS: ♪Well, @lrite.

SS: ♪Don't be @fr@id to t@lk me, ok@y? ;)

SS: ♪We ought to h@ng out one night.

SS: ♪@nd before you @§k

SS: ♪No, it wouldn't be weird.

SS: ♪We c@n h@ve @ friend§hip out§ide of you-know-who.

SS: ♪@nyw@y§, I'll go @he@d @nd let you get b@ck to work. Don't be §uch @ §tr@nger.

CM: ...okay... (//:3

SS: ♪T@lk to you l@ter~ ;3c

-- sultrySiren [SS] gave up trolling chronicallyMousy [CM] --