#█╰ ❀ ╮ ┆ meme. (answered)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

[justarandomart]

for @linkdudehero , not exactly what you asked for but it was the first thing that came to mind

[beartitled]

I bet Mabel would totally gush over baby Bill

Yep absolutely

This is not part of the evil cipher parent AU necessary

Because I still have no idea, who exactly raised Bill in that AU

But it’s fun to imagine Mabel playing with the bebe (she would totally forget about his actions in canon as soon as she sees him, Mabel is a forgiving person, especially when it come to small silly triangle children)

[thursdaylast]

happy ptide

[trianglecats]

Based off that one meme

[arcanegifs]

#idk what else to say theyre hot... thats really it lmao

[sageshouldknowbetter]

[egophiliac]

listen. people have always debated which character is the most normal guy but what if it has in fact been crowley the whole time. no string pulling no master plan just a guy who wants to keep his school running and is cursed with problematic students and incidents

honestly I think the funniest possible reveal would be one of two options:

ONE: Crowley has no plot relevance whatsoever. he wears the mask to cover his receding hairline. his darkest secret is the bottle of "medicinal" whiskey under his desk. this man can barely plan a PTA function with six months' advance notice, he doesn't have the time or patience for any kind of overarching master plot involving mutating students or whatever. the only thing wrong with him is that he's been running this school for (mumblemumble) years and, quite frankly, if you'd been putting up with NRC students for a couple of centuries, you'd have totally checked out by this point too.

OR

TWO: Crowley IS actually Raverne and HAS been slowly enacting a master gambit...to embezzle school funds. the overblots are still completely incidental. he has somehow less idea of what's going on than we do. we confront him about it and he's just like

[abblegum]

myaachan gay crisis

[laritamiauu]

TELEMACHUS IN A JERSEY THAT SAYS LITTLE WOLF I BEG OF YOU. GIVING YOU MY SOUL RN IF YOU DO IT

Emo gen alpha sigma wolf telemachus is my favorite thing ever

[night-the-starfish]

Miku has been all over the world by now but has she been to the animal kingdom? 🤨

[potatounicoorn]

I think we as a society moved on way too fast from Lloyd canonically being a part of The lego movie events

[14dayswithyou]

Ren's favourite letter is A!

As a dev, can you describe ren and redacted with 3 words?

Ren: Totally Normal Guy [REDACTED]: What The Fuck

[questions-about-blorbos]

Hey so you're fucking disgusting!

according to most popular ao3 fics, characters say this to each other before they have sex. but as much as I’m flattered by the courting, I’m afraid I don’t fuck someone who looks like this

but good luck though! maybe the next person will be desperate enough to take you under their sheets ❤️

[xwilltruman]

the pitt on twitter part 8