#ーHC:「Headcanon」―

[softlypaintedseafoam]

my personal hcー

roger once rizzed up an entire couple into letting him be their third

ace accidentally burnt an entire basket of fruit given to him for free simply because the merchant called him pretty

roger has seduced many a marine who have done the walk of shame from the oro jackson

ace needed to be hyped up for an hour by his friends to wink at you and hit you with a cheesy one liner. he and duval could have been twins in that moment

it's apples and oranges; ace didn't inherit the rizz gene but his baby brother certainly did and roger is constantly watching on from the afterlife trying to figure out what got lost in translation

when whitebeard said ace didn't have roger's character, this is what he was talking about

[uwurakax]

IT’S ME, NOT HER (SUNA RINTARŌ SMAU) ♡

♡ synopsis after you drunkenly slept with the lead singer of one of your favourite bands, all you wanted to do was forget that it ever happened, despite how wonderful it was. much to your misfortune , the world, and he, wouldn’t. it’s a shame that instead of you, they found your best friend and cousin; the girl they thought was you.

♡ twelve and they said speak now

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♡ notes

★ black = suna pov || white = reader/your pov

-> pls dont hit me for aoi 🙈

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[aamircoeur]

can you do Kenji sato x short!reader headcanons? They can be nsfw or sfw. I love your writing, take care!

Ken Sato with a short lover ー hcs.

hi baby omg !! i've been thinking about making hcs with ken's height and ur ask was perfect thank u sm honey

sfw, female reader

he's the type to be so normal around you

like he doesn't insult or tease but the way he acts makes you feel like you're being insulted or teased

the two of you would be watching something side by side and his elbow would rest on your head

you'd be like 🤨?? but he wouldn't budge like it's so normal for him

always crouches down when he's talking to you

his knees would be bent or he'd just lower his torso

he loves picking you up !!

in the middle of a play-fight or a silly argument he'd go "yeah? you wanna try me right now?"

he'll hold you by the waist then js lifts you up to his shoulder and walks around the house until you've calmed down

he buys an extra official giants jersey in your size

technically it's not allowed because you're not an actual member of the team

but money talks so 🌚

wait nevermind about what i said that he doesn't tease you

he does

there was this one time for your birthday where like he's veen like hyping up that he'd buy you a car

and when the day comes, at 12am while you're both in bed he'd give you a hot wheel

telling you that it's perfect for your size

after laughing about it to himself while you furrow your eyebrows at him he'd give you the keys of a porsche then kiss you right after as sorry

he'd send you pictures of the smallest animals and say "hey it's u"

when you guys hug he likes to put his arms around your neck instead

feeling your arms around his chest makes him feel so close to you and he feels that he can protect you and he's so happy

he once saw a video of a deer get swooped up by an eagle and he was so worried for you

like?? girl

sometimes he buys shirts that are a little too tight for him

because one it shapes his body so well like fuck damn boy

and two so you can wear is comfortably whenever you want!

he's adorable i love him

[sillyhanako]

➜﹒ WHO Y0U FOOLIN' ? ★ ⌒⌒

✿﹕WINDBREAKER BOYS : headcanons !! ft. nirei akihiko, hayato suo, haruka sakura, choji tomiyama, ren kaji, mitsuki kiryu and tasuku tsubakino.

✿﹕sfw. // 576 wc

✿﹕notes : inspired by the many hcs i read here and on other platforms! reblogs are appreciated <3

—﹙nirei akihiko﹚: talks to himself

when he isn't present around anyone or if he doesn't want to yap someone's ears off, he tends to talks to himself privately.  either out loud or as an inner monologue.

he finds it easier than talking to a friend since he doesn't get side-tracked with explaining minor events that connect to his idea nor describing people that are unfamiliar to them.

—﹙hayato suo﹚ : photographic memory

i headcanon him as having a very sharp memory, he's always quick to answer if you ask him about what was person X wearing or saying in a certain day.

the same goes for dreams too! He would remember who he saw, what colours their outfit was, the environment he was in, the words spoken by him or by an other individual etc.

—﹙haruka sakura﹚ : uses phone like a grandpa

this isn't really a headcanon but i just wanted to expand on the idea more!

he types with one finger. goodluck trying to text him lol, for the life of him he cannot find the letters he wants to type! which results in one message taking 20 minutes at least.

since he's still getting used to his phone, he finds joy in the little things he can do with it. like downloading games, watching videos, taking pictures, customizing his home page etc..

—﹙choji tomiyama﹚ : super messy but can navigate his own mess

he's too lazy to organize his room, with the excuse that he's shishitoren's leader! He got places to be in! ( bug catching )

you need an extra hair tie? just wait a minute he'll get it! oh here you go, it was on top of the ceiling fan haha

will not let anyone inside his room, he claims that whenever someone enters they break something, and that pompompurin keychain was expensive!

—﹙ren kaji﹚ : plays ooc songs

sometimes the ear-defening music he usually has on his playlist become bland, so he switches to pop.

will go batshit if someone caught him listening to NewJeans. His reputation will go down the drain. Thats why he prefers doing this secret activity in his house.

: is an expert at candy.

you will never find anyone better than him at picking candy. He knows what specific lollipop would fit today's vibes and what would be perfect to munch on while fighting.

his classmates will go to him directly to get his opinion on that new candy thats around recently, they know he already tried it out even if it was put in local grocery stores just yesterday!

—﹙mitsuki kiryu﹚ : speaks quickly

hes lazy most of the time but speaks impressively quick with no stuttering, some rumours say its a skill he earned from the amount of explainings he does to his girlfriends when they confront him...

: has a ghost hunting his house

has a ghost hunting his house, but instead of moving out like a normal person, he instead tries to make youtube ghost hunting videos.

with all seriousness gets ghost hunting equipments to interact with the ghost either on camera or off.

asks if they died a virgin.

—﹙tsuku tsubakino﹚ : walks in circles

he is caugh multiple times walking in circles, in multiple environments, either in the local park, or at a meeting with the other kings, at his house etc.

but he has confrimed that walking in circles usually means hes either thinking, stressing, talking on the phone but most of the time its just him testing his new heels!

ー﹕m.list﹐

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[lovelykil]

headcanons─

: ➛ killua & gon x reader older ver.

hc; night owl reader

cw; little suggestive themes mentioned

note; I have a huge headache (´ﾍ｀；) also, this was one of the choices everyone wanted so 😛

˗ˏˋ gon

“you're still awake?” o(*´ー` ?)

I'm pretty sure he passes out dead cold right when he hits the sheets. After a long day of training to build his aura and practice his new ability he's tired asf

Bisky gives yall no break

He changes into his muscle shirt and some sweats then jumps right into bed, you following along.

He tells you goodnight and places a little peck on your cheek before clinging onto your arm and snoozing

You're obviously exhausted too from today but somehow can't find yourself to be sleeping, but to ponder.

You think about how you even began to be with the ravenette and how your life changed for the best along side with him.

You wonder if killua actually really liked you or not σ(￣∇￣;)

He always seemed distant or not wanting to deal with you at all, but he always had your back in fights so.. maybe he did have a soft spot for you.

minutes past by.. You're still stuck in your head, looking up at the ceiling.

an hour..

two..

three..

four?!

damn what possibly could you be thinking about

You played a game on your phone soon enough from after all this thinking , the bright screen waking up the teen next to you.

You were actually surprised that woke him up he was literally facing away from you after shifting in his spot countless times.

He sits up with a disturbed expression, rubbing his weary chocolate eyes.

"y/n, can you turn off your phone?"

"I- yeah sorry gon." (￣▽￣;)

With a click the device shut off and was placed beneath your pillow, you sigh quietly to yourself.

"I wonder what your dad looks like." You whispered.

"I'm sure like me" gon tiredly smiled at you. You looked back at him then at the ceiling, you let out a soft chuckle.

"obviously, I bet that's where you got your weird hair"

"hey!" (｀ε´ )

"my bad" ( ￣▽￣)

gon lays back in his spot, his thoughts flooding his mind aswell.

"how long have you been awake?" He lets out, his head turning.

you think before answering.

"awhile."

"awhile!?"

"couldn't sleep"

"bisky isn't gonna go easy on us tomorrow you need to get your rest you know." The boy tugged on your shirt, trying to get you to listen. Your eyes move around the dark room then you grumble.

"okayy" you scoot towards him to feel his warmth, he lays his hand on your shoulder to kiss your cheek and smile.

"we can finally sleep together now!"

"ahhg, yes night gon."

"goodnighttt" (^^)

will make you go to sleep with kisses and hugs

he cares alot about your health and sleeping is the way to extra energy !!

so I don't think he stays up much

If he does it's possibly because of a sleepover with killua

idk I see him needing that beauty rest 🗣‼️

˗ˏˋ killua

“go to sleep WOMEN” o(｀Д´#)

does NOT need that beauty rest 🗣‼️

he can stay awake for awhile 2 to 3 days I think he said?

he just built different 🥶

so match him up with someone who also can't sleep ..

boom

chaos.

jk I'm sure he's pretty chill about it

like you also can't sleep? cool wanna have a pillow fight and watch scary movies??

you two are probably always doing something in the middle of the night.

nothing weird YOU PERV.

I mean, unless..😗

NO.

like sneaking into the kitchen to steal snacks together, quietly so not to wake up kurapika 😓

kil always eats most of them though to piss you off, then you end up yelling at him as he looks at you with his cat smirk

slowly shoving the chips into his mouth.

ooohh that boy gets on your nerves (`へ´*)

he won't admit it but he enjoys these nights with you, he's impressed how long you can stay up till you eventually pass the fuck out

idk cause sometimes at night too he gets a little.. silly.

suddenly his confidence is WAY high in the dark room as you two talk to each other after snacking.

he plays with the ends of your shirt as you sit on his lap and rant about something

"oh? uh-huh. mhm

he's not listening, he wants to rub his hands against your torso from under your shirt as you gasp from the cold sensation of his digits.

maybe even let him take off your shirt if he's lucky.

though, you knew what he was doing there was a reason why he wanted you to sit on his lap 😒

you grin to yourself, shaking your head.

you stopped talking and grabbed his pervy hands.

"I know what you're doing." You whispered.

"damn it, thought I was careful this timee" He whined.

you escape from his lap and lay next to him with a giggle.

"ohh, you're so cute cmere." You tease the boy, listening to him boil in heat. His pale face pink as flamingos as you lean in to kiss his cheek.

suddenly that confidence died out.

"you're so embarrassing.." (≧ヘ≦ )

he muttered irritatedly but he very much enjoyed that peck hoping you would kiss him on the lips now.

in which you did, the kiss was long and gentle. Your hand held his cheek as his landed on yours your lips formed a smile when he did so causing him to break away from the tender kiss and grow more flustered

"WHYD YOU DO THAT-"

"Smile?"

"YEAH.. DON'T DO THAT."

"Because the way your hand went on mine was cute."

". . ."

"You KNOW WHAT go to BED" ////

honestly it's fun being with him, wasting your nights with the albino

and having meaningful (sometimes) conversations at night, the kind where you and him smile together, with nothing but love in each of your eyes.

[wardarose2004]

Who's your favorite diaboy? Could you write some HC about him?

Ooh... Never thought someone would ask me this Question 😃 I like all of them somehow but my current favorite is Carla Tsukinami....

Carla Tsukinami Headcanon 👑🌕🦅🦇🐍🐺

Carla Tsukinami is the eldest brother of the Tsukinami family. The eldest son of Giesbach , the Ancestor King, and Krone , his empress wife. The current king of the clan. Along with Shin, he is one of the last representatives of the race.

He looks 18 but is several hundreds year old.

He's born in May 28, a Gemini ♊

Height-183cm; Weight-65kg; Foot size-27cm as Same as Reiji's 🌚; Body mass index-19.4; Blood group-AB

Morikawa Toshiyuki is his japanese voice actor.

He has 'sharp' amber eyes and long upper eyelashes.

There are dark spots on the body from endzeit.

Yui noted that Carla had large, strong hands and rather long fingers . (CL)

His hair is white with grey-violet tips. Yui has often commented on the smoothness, softness and beauty of his hair. In Born To Die Vol.1, Carla first heard a compliment about his hair. When he washes his face, he ties it up (Chaos Lineage Yoyaku Tokuten Drama CD) . In LE Carla Manservant End, she combed his hair.

He's acts as 3rd grader in Ryotei. His main profession is Founder King.

He's lazy, brute and sadist by heart. But he's a great leader(LE,CL). Though according to current interview with Shin, Carla has very bad life skill.

He once mistook dirty magazine as wallet in a drama CD.

Likes to drink blood from throat and collarbone where it hurts most.

He hates being identified as vampire. So much that he hit Yui/MC/Player just for assuming he's one in DF Carla dark prologue.

Favorite food ｢生ハム｣ = "dried ham" (character profile on the official website) .

Disliked food ｢Dirty Blood｣ = "dirty blood" (Character Profile of the game More,Blood) .

Carla thinks that cured ham and melon are the perfect combination. Much to Kanato's disgust.😆

Praised Kanato's taste in sweets and dessert in LP Kanato route Subscenario Carla.

Can tell if a ham is good just by looking at it. [LP Date with Tsukinami]

He was afraid to order food in a human family cafe because everything there is cheap. [DIABOLIK LOVERS LOST EDEN - Stellaworth Bonus CD]

Doesn't like Japanese food but liked takoyaki and nagashi somen(tweet). Can't use chopsticks.

His hobby is ｢絵画収集｣ = "collecting paintings" (character profile on the official website) .

He is expert in painting related researches. Once helped Ayato with his art related project in 4koma manga.

Once Laito braided Carla's hair. It's a surprise he didn't kill or push him away like he pushed Reiji away from trying to tie up his hair in LP Carla route Subscenario Reiji.

Prefers landscapes. Often wastes money by buying paying paintings and cured ham. Poor Shin😆 Shin's having hard time managing the Bandamen's economy preventing themselves from going bankrupt 😆

Can fence.

His route theme in the game Dark Fate ー ｢切なる願い｣ = "cherished desire" (Perfect Guide Dark Pleasure , Dark Fate Official Visual FanBook ) .

In Chaos Lineage, he is the head of the Violet Family. His "chess piece" is the King (CL OP) .

In the game Lost Eden, the Vampire Leader in his route is Shu.

Kanji used to describe it by its developers: Iwasaki Daisuke (director) ー ｢始｣ ("originality"), Yumi Yamada (writer) ー ｢王｣ ("king") ( B's-LOG No. 10.2022 ) .

Personal mineral from the merch collection ｢Masquerade Jewel｣ - golden tigers eye.

Major Arcana from the collection ｢Vampire 13 Tarot Card｣ー the emperor.

Carla's specialty in the medical certificates for AGF 2017 is "Cardiologist".

In the official Rejet poll "Character You Wouldn't Introduce to Your Parents", Carla was ranked 31st.

There is a big age difference between Carla and Shin. [Shin's route LE Ecstasy Epilogue] Shin has just been born, while Carla is already in his teens.

Carla and Shin study in a specially designated class at Ryotei High School. King privilege💅

Doesn't really understand puns and sarcasm.

Carla calls Yui and the other boys except Shin "kisama", a very disrespectful Japanese word for "you". Geis addresses Carla and Karlheinz addresses Geis as Kisama too

Carla admits that Karlheinz was great and perfect for him, which is why he hates him. Also admires Karl's amazing powers[DF maniac prologue Carla's route] But hates Vampires.

In [LP Date with Tsukinami], Yui notes that Carla cuts ham well and neatly.

In [LP Date with Tsukinami], Carla styled Yui's hair beautifully.

Although he read a lot about people in order to learn to understand them, he still did not know what summer, Christmas, amusement parks,Dj booth,Samba dance, etc.

One day, when Carla was still imprisoned in Pandemonium, the screams of children who had lost their families echoed throughout the castle. They surrounded the castle. Karla has not been able to stand them since. [LP]

In [LP], Karla was at a parade for the first time in his life, and was interested in the roller coaster. He was not impressed. But Yui actually secretly keeps a photo of him that was quite impressed. (It's a photo from the ride manager, taken during the ride.) Laito managed to keep one and blackmailed Shin to give him money or he would expose the photo to public.

Yet that photo was exposed to us in a drama CD oustagram by Kino😆

Carla knew that Yui would die someday and offered to make her immortal in [LP]. Carla said that if he turned Yui into a Progenitor, there would be no need to continue searching for her heart.

He is not impressed by the lights on the trees. He thinks the stars are more beautiful.

In [his route's Reiji LP scene], Reiji tried to tie Carla's hair while he was eating, but Carla pushed him away and said that it was better for his hair to touch his food than for that vampire to touch his.

In one of the CD dramas, Carla had to explain a lesson to Yui. He asked what was bothering her and started stroking her head. Then he started pulling her hair and reproaching her for shaming him by not being able to understand the material. The carrot and stick method is the most effective, in his opinion. [DIABOLIK LOVERS VERSUS II: “THE ELDER BROTHERS' MEETING, DECIDE WHO IS THE STRONGEST BROTHER!”]

When the other vampires said that being 'attracted' to one's sister was disgusting, and mentioned that it was normal for the Progenitors, Carla became nervous and began to deny everything. Eventually, he retreated. [DIABOLIK LOVERS VERSUS II: “THE ELDER BROTHERS' MEETING, DECIDE WHO IS THE STRONGEST BROTHER!”]

In [LP] Carla is bitten by a demonic snake and begins to turn to stone.

Carla had never played baseball, but agreed to play with Kino for information about a place where dried ham was sold. He refused to hit the ball. [DIABOLIK LOVERS LOST EDEN - Stellaworth Bonus CD]

In [the CD drama Born To Die Vol.1], the main character gives Carla a hairpin with a pattern of white and red gloriosa flowers for her birthday.

Carla once got his head stuck in pumpkin head which Kino made fun in his 2016 tweet. Kino was once almost got killed for trying to prank Carla(tweet)

Carla's rooms are always covered with paintings. Both in Pandemonium, in the Tsukinami mansion in the human world, and in the Violet mansion.

His room is designed in crimson tones.

Has a lot of followers aka purists who often try visiting/visit him much to Shin's dismay.

According to Shin, his ideas are always sudden: for example, asking Yui to prepare everything for the brothers' meeting with an important person the day before this meeting [LP date with Tsukinami] .

Cats don't like Carla(LE and DF)

Hard to understand his emotion.

Carla has a strong sense of duty towards his race and clan

Likes to read books. He read religious and philosophical books written by humans to better understand people. He also read fairy tales and children's picture books - he liked them. But he doesn't seem to understand that they are meant for children, and he doesn't understand why you laugh. He read fairy tales to the ancestral children when he was locked in Pandemonium. [DF Carla Dark Epilogue]

Not very good at cleaning. [according to Yui from CL story 9] and can't cook. [CL]

Says that women's appearance doesn't interest him, because they are 'just bones covered in skin and flesh'. A body positive sadistic king 🤣

He is attracted to women with a strong character.

Has personal dairy.

Once admired broken glasses(broken by Subaru) as an street art in 4koma manga.

Subaru admired his strength in Carla LP route Subscenario Subaru and in LE.

Called Subaru a love child.

Admired his father but later hated him. But still respects him.

Once dressed as Santa and dressed Shin as Reindeer after recieving orders from his father in his dream (though I suspect it's Karl disguising as Geis to deceive Carla) and gifted Sakamakis, Mukamis and Kino high quality scarf.

Demonic abilities:

As a progenitor, he can transform into the forms of other races: a snake ( vibora ), a wolf ( wolf ), an eagle ( adler ) and a bat ( vampires ).

Can use magic (fire, lightning, temporarily immobilize opponent, can erase storm, cause rain, erupt volcano?, set up barriers, make water dragon, make scarf magically longer, destroy walls within a blink, probably can divide sea like Moses😆, light up sky with magic, play instruments with magic without touching or having experience about them😆 etc.).

Can shapeshift? Create illusion?

In [the CD-drama VERSUSⅢ Vol.1 アヤトVSカルラ] he used his power to appear in another dimension: he was in the same place as Ayato, but Ayato didn't see him, unlike Carla. And he attacked Ayato through dimensions.

Can teleport.

Can summon familiars and control them.

Can resurrect someone for a while (for example, Cordelia from Ayato's route in DF)

[eepywriters]

I LOVED YOUR MESSAGES WITH QUACKITY ❤️❤️❤️

please do getting into an agrument with quackity headcanons please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻😙😙🫣‼️💕💕🩷🩷

.✦°. • getting into an argument hcs (*´Д｀*)

warnings: a bit of angst and maybe a bit ooc? I tried 😞🤚🏻

a/n: HIII!! THANK U SO MUCH! It means a lot :D and sorry if it took so long ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ finals kicked my ass so I couldn’t write for a while BUT IM HERE SO LET’S GET INTO IT

EARLY INTO THE RELATIONSHIP

(thinking of a young, little experienced Alex)

Oh it’s jover

This could actually be something that could cause a breakup cuz let me tell you THIS MAN just can’t stand confrontation

If it’s something that bugged you, he’d probably understand your point of view but would also be very overwhelmed at the thought of losing you cause he hasn’t been good enough for you, resulting in him hyper focusing on his spiraling thoughts rather than listening to what you are saying

I feel like he’d also be the type to act like nothing happened right after an argument; he’d ignore the tense situation and make jokes to light up the mood and forget about it. He’s not dense, he knows it hurts you to see him seemingly ignore your feelings like that, but he’s not used to being listened so he ends up making his partner go trough his predicament as well

BUT it’s even worse if it’s something that bugged HIM; he probably wouldn’t tell you about it, much preferring to suck it up and don’t cause problems, even though he IS creating more problems

the underlying tension caused by his silence would bring the relationship to a breaking point:

1 you break up and the regret eats him up (probably also wouldn’t reach out again because of shame and a tiny bit of ego)

2 you talk about it cause it can’t go on like this

When I talk about bugging tho, I’m thinking about things that don’t surge an immediate reaction from him, because if he’s mad, he’s mad.

He’s the venomous type, forget his silence and self pity, he’ll probably laugh in your face in irritation and say whatever the fuck he thinks

He’ll retreat to his office as soon as he sees the hurt in your face, understanding he went to far and going back to he’s usual silence, ending up giving you the silence treatment. (he also feels incredibly ashamed) (he’ll just stay in his office all day, editing mindlessly since his mind is anywhere but in the work he’s doing)

He’ll either leave you alone in bed that day, making you sulk and feel as lonely as ever, or will sleep with you but it’ll be the coldest shit ever (like the typical movie scene where two people sleep super afar from each other)

Don’t misunderstand tho, he does feel guilty, he just struggles with communicating his feelings properly (*´ー｀*)

“(Name) I’m not a child, stop acting like you are my fucking mom” he spat, a look of indignation spreading on his features, shaping his otherwise gentle appearance into a strong, furious one.

“Cant you understand that I’m worried about you?” you strike back, jaw impossibly tightened “I understand that you’re very dedicated to your job, but you can’t get yourself to this state.” You sigh, not able to keep up the mad act: “You look very tired Alex”.

You take a tentative step towards him, determined to show him you weren’t scolding him, nor were you mad at him. You were trying to establish contact with him, not start a fight, after all your irritation came from worry, not anger. But he didn’t receive that well. His brows scrunching even further while his mouth twitches downwards.

“Stop acting like I’m some fucking rabid animal. I can take care of myself just fine, I don’t need a fucking babysitter”.

Seems that wasn’t the right move.

The way he was saying your name was probably what hurt the most. You find yourself missing the gentle tone he usually reserved to it when spoken.

“What are you even saying?” you breathe out, your voice being so fragile you almost don’t recognize it as your own. “Do you hear what you are saying? You are being impossible Alex”.

At this point his foot is stomping nervously on the floor. He’s getting annoyed by the minute and he can’t wait to forget about this tense situation. Arguments always put him on edge, but instead of working on the root cause of his discomfort, he always had preferred to just get himself out of the mess as soon as possible. (He hadn’t yet grasped how much that could hurt others). And that’s why, out of everything he could’ve gone, he replied with the one of the most uncalled for things he could ever come up with.

“Maybe instead of worrying about me, you should take a good look at yourself first”.

And you know what he was trying to entail.

You were never insecure of your dark circles, or at least, it wasn’t something that bugged you on the daily ever since you had found a common ground with Alex, knowing he struggled with very prominent circles cause of his lack of sleep. But for someone like him, who always had a hard time with his appearance, to clap back at you by going for your looks? Foul. Unexpected. Not like him at all.

You were sure he could tell from the look of disbelief on your face that he had fucked up.

Alex’s breathing keeps up, his chest constricts, and the anger and the pride that he has wearing like a tailored suit are stripped out of him at the sight of your frown. His mind goes haywire trying to come up with any response.

Maybe if you would’ve known him better by then, you would’ve known how terrified he was of your judgment. Even though his fame often had him deal with horrible comments filled with free hate, if judgement came from you, it scarred 100 times more than anything could ever do.

“Just leave it be, I’m fine” it’s all he mutters before booking it and hiding himself in his office, leaving you to stand there, in the middle of your living room.

Tears prickle your eyes, threatening to fall at any moment and your lip begs you for mercy as you bite into it.

God, why was communicating so difficult in this house?

LONG INTO THE RELATIONSHIP

It took time, it took healing, it took sitting down and TALKING to finally find your balance

He’s still pretty much venomous when it comes to immediate triggers, but after you are both done fighting and cursing each other out, you talk about it and come out of it somewhat unscathed

Anger isn’t easy to control or refrain after all, but you both try your best, and you are able to make up most of the times without falling into old dynamics of silent treatment or isolation

If something bugs him, he most likely will tell you; he is hesitant about it, but after many nights spent in your arms, he starts to let go on some of his biggest worries (anxiety still gnaws at his core every time he opens his mouth though, that doesn’t get old at all)

If something bugs you, he doesn’t shy away from confrontation anymore; he’s not perfect at it either, he still feels the urge to run away and laugh about it all, but he’s gotten way better at it

He’s still very scared of you having a negative opinion about him, but now you know him well enough to spend some extra time to reassure him that you won’t stop loving him for a petty fight, and that arguments in relationship are important to grow not only as a couple, but as people too

“(Name)” he calls out, and you instantly recognize the hint of anxiety that he’s trying to hide from you.

“Yes honey?” you reply, taking your eyes off your phone to stare into his pretty, brown ones. They screamed stress, fear, yet also determination. He did so much progress compared to the beginnings of your relationship. You were proud of him.

Alex took a deep breath before saying: “Uhm, It’s about the photo of us you posted earlier”. You could practically smell the tension in the air. His body is stiff, his chest is heaving, but your gaze is captured by his fingers and by how his nails are digging into them continuously, tearing his already red skin.

You take his hands in yours, preventing him from doing further damage to his poor, abused fingers. You knew he does it as a way to ground himself, but he really needed to find a new coping method - one that didn’t feature him torturing his body if possible.

He stares at his hands in yours for a while. You don’t say anything, allowing him to take his time.

“Okay fuck it” Alex whispers under his breath, so quietly you almost miss it.

“It makes me feel insecure, I don’t like it” he admits, keeping his focus on your hands as he munches his bottom lip nervously. You, in response, draw slow circles on his hands, offering him a gentle smile.

“Can you delete it..?” he sounds unsure, like he’s testing the waters instead of actually making a request. Either way you welcome it.

You put one of your fingers under his chin, gently applying pressure for him to lift his head, just enough to look at you. “Of course I can. Thank you for telling me Alex, I know it’s hard”. His once tense body relaxes.

He avoids your tender gaze, seemingly preferring to stare at the floor, yet you see the soft blush that was quickly taking over his cheeks. You also can’t help but notice that he already had found his charming smile back.

“Stop looking at me like that” he mumbles as his smile spreads. Uh oh, that can only mean trouble.

“Like what” your eyes narrow, not trusting his new found confidence.

“Like this”.

His imitation is pitiful: furrowed eyebrows, small frown and large puppy dog eyes. The more you look at him, the more he reminds you of that one emo guy that kind of looks like him (he definitely does). He looks ridiculous. How did you even fall in love with this dude?

You slap his arm, scoffing out a laugh as you look at him incredulous: “I don’t look like that!”.

“I think you do” he says with a smug tone, one that makes you want to hit him with a pillow till he goes back to sleep. And maybe you just will.

“Oh it’s on you motherf-“

The room was filled with laughter instead of unconfortable, loud silence.

(first post of 2024 yippiee)

[rococo-sonata]

Kunikida HEADCANONS☆📗

they're sitting in my notes for so long i can't take it anymore

it's mostly silly stuff (*^ー^)ノ♪

- Kunikida doesn't really need glasses (given the amount of time he breaks them and does just fine, when i don't have my glasses i'm walking into walls) they're mainly for rest but he keeps them all the time bcs it makes him look cool

- you know that scene where he's showed as a teacher. it's atsushi imagining him. my hcs is he wasn't actually a highschool teacher but an elementary school part time teacher (or some kind of trainee which explain why he was already teaching at 19-20yo) and he came to give math and science classes. Because there is so many time where we see him being so sweet with kids (aya, that poor girl with the bombs, also in beast that boy he hugs after akutagawa scared him💔). He would be so nice even if he would be strict and would 100% make his students do magic coloring with multiplication and all.

- the fandom often pictures him as some goody two shoes or whatever. he really is not☠️ They mostly think that because he values discipline and excellence, which is only bcs their part of his ideals. He literally hates autority and he'll only follows the rules that goes along with his ideals. You know what that is. Anarchism!!!!

- everyday he waters the agency's plants being unaware they're all fake

- super strict with grammar in texts. he'll send shit like "Dear Atsushi, Can you please take out the trash? Love, Kunikida Doppo."

- during the episode that mention his ideal partner, when atsushi reads the list he seems super weirded out and embarassed, and he mentions a "drawing" Kunikida made, while Kunikida doesn't seem ashamed of it at all. so in my head he probably drew some stick figure with absurdly big boobs or smth. (i know the anime ruined Dazai Entrance Exam but i still like this idea it's funny.)

- sleeps with his notebook under his pillow and freaks out when he find it on the ground in the morning.

- reposts ai videos asking "did that really happen...?😰😮"

- he is autistic and his notebook is basically a list of his ocd

- he was bullied by ranpo when he was still a newbie (it's mentionned in Kunikida and katai magnificient day)

- having kids was on his ideal list. he crossed it after rokuzo

- kenji gives him drawings sometimes and he frames them all and keep them on his desk

- he can't tie a tie for shit that's why he sticks with his ribbon

i have some more about him and others characters maybe i'll post them later ^_^

[that-damn-fouth-chaosemerald]

I’ve been getting into life is strange and I was always curious. What if Mark Jefferson had a daughter and they moved because his wife just left him a note and ran off. His anger comes out and destroys the apartment. He manipulates his kid when this happens, wanting to maintain the little control he has. They move to Arcadia Bay and his kid adjusts well considering. Then he takes Nathan under his wing to help get his hobby going. Then he finds out that Nathan has been taking photos of his daughter when she’s not looking…….serial killer side of him comes out and makes it very clear to Nathan his daughter is off limits from their little hobby.

—❢ー

×A/N×

omg I really love the last sentence of this

I mean- I love all of this, but-

I know that it would be better if I would write an oneshot of this, but the last time when I did the same thing with a promised oneshot, the work was... pretty bad-

I hope you don't mind it! ^^"

Btw I'm happy about you're planning to join to the LiS community, or at least you're curious/interested about it! Unfortunately in my social group there aren't really people who knows the fandom, so I'm always happy about new fans! ^^

And sorry bc I didn't answer this inbox, I just wanted to get done with the Welcome Home headcanons :")

Anyway, in these hcs I will be a bit negative about Mark, but I still love him -//w//-

(I'm actually planning to write more x readers about him-)

×❢ About my work ❢×

fluff and definitely not fluff, dad moments, Mark is not the greatest father, there's also my thoughts in this, pls forgive him, this is not x reader, (bad) father-daughter realtionship, no pronouns used, but the reader is female, spelling mistakes, mention of kidnapping, mention of the Dark Room

Fandom: Life is Strange (1)

Charcter(s): Mark Jefferson, Mark's daughter|You| (Y/N) | The Reader, Nathan Prescott (mentioned), Warren Graham (mentioned), Max Caulfield (mentioned), Rachel Amber (mentioned)

Ship(s): Warren Graham x Reader (ex.), Nathan Prescott x Reader (ex.), Max Caulfield x Reader (ex.)

Type: Headcanons

—❢ー

𝐈𝐟 (𝐘/𝐍) 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫… (𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐜𝐬)

—❢—

𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈: Hayloft by Mother Mother

(A.n: 'Cause this is the next on my playlist and I love it so much lol)

“My daddy's got a gun

You better run”

—❢ー

Oki, let's start with some sweet ones:

• If he's not tired, then prepare for breakfast in bed

• "Did you sleep good, hon?"

• morning kisses 🥺❤

• while you cry on him, he would gently caress you

• "Shh, it's okay, sweetheart."

Now, some serious stuff:

• He wouldn't be the greatest father tho, I think

• still, I think he would be protective about his daughter

• 'cause of his hobby and about boys in general lol

• Seriously I think he would feel safer if you would chose girls instead

• but it's your choice ofc

• He will definitely talk about his job and of photography ofc

• If his daughter not interested, then he won't push it

• ofc, he will be a bit bitter

• but he understands it

• Although, he will mention or talk about it just a bit sometimes

• But if you are interested in photography

• be prepared that photography will be you two's first or at least second topic

• he's a real teacher, so you won't have problem to learn from him

• Actually I think he would be happy about that there's something that you both can talk about

• (at least the suspense will be less from you, and it helps him to keep you away from his crazy hobby)

• Don't mention Mom.

• You will see him less more, when you are old enough to be left alone

• He comes home late, and he does this more often

• "Dad?" you asked unsurely when he picked up the phone. You were worried, so you choose to give him call. Is teaching lasts this long? "Where are you?"

"Oh... Daddy's working right now, sweetheart. I promise, I will be home soon, okay?"

And he kept saying this after hours and hours.

• Get used to that you will be alone for a long time

• He will ask you teasingly about if you like someone

• but the real reason is that he wants to know who he has to deal with

• his reactions depends on the person

• If the person is Nathan (who is his... well, let's say partner of those insane things), he will be definitely more protective and will keep an eye on both of you for a long time

• deadly and serious threats ahead, if he still won't leave you alone

• he will be potective because he knows Nathan very well and the crimes that himself he commited, and other side bc he's a father and he wants to keep his beautiful daughter safe

• But if the person would be for example Max, he would be more relaxed

• (He would even think trough her kidnapping. There's a chance that he won't hurt her. Even if it's hard for him to conntrol his sick addiction)

• He still tests her if she's good enough for you, but he will be more easier on her

• OR let's say the person is Warren-

• "The geek?"

"Dad!"

• He doesn't know that much about him

• and bc of this he will definitely test him

• I mean he doesn't mind that you're with smart boys

• but you know, he has to make sure

• Now, I think we're almost there at the end of these hcs-

• You sat in the can uncomfortably. You tried to make yourself comfortable, but it didn't help.

"So, was the test okay?" you heard you father next beside you.

You nodded, even if you knew that he doesn't see you 'cause he's focusing on the road.

"Dad?" You spoke unsurely, don't know how to say out loud your thoughts.

"Yes, sweetie?" He glanced at you with a kind smile on his face, but it dissapeared when he saw how stressed you were. "What's wrong, honey?"

You tried to swallow the nervousness, but it was worthless and didn't help at all.

"So, you know those Rachel Amber missing posters? They're almost everywhere."

Mark could feel how his heart skipped a beat. Now he started to feel nervous as well.

"Yes, dear?" Focus on the road. Focus on the road. Focus on the road. Focus on the road.

"Did you know her?"

He let out a small sigh. He didn't want that his daughter notice that he's nervous. He tried to act calmly.

"No, sweetheart." he spoke as he hid away the frustration in his voice.

"Okay." you said quietly. You sounded convinced.

He carefully glanced at you again.

"Are you scared?"

There was a couple of seconds until you answered.

"Maybe... I don't wanna imagine what terrible things those people did to her. But my mind keep distracting me, even if I don't want to think about it."

You could feel the gentle touch of his warm hands.

"Don't worry, hon. I'll keep you safe."

And with that you were convinced that your dad is there and you're more than safe with him.

• Why would he be a bad father?

I think his psychotic hobby would be more important to him than his own daughter. He would be definitely overprotective about you, but also he wouldn't be there for you. Like there's no movie night, cause again, he has things to do in the Dark Room.

Yes, he would care about his daughter, he would also be a good listener, but you rarely meet him. He wouldn't be there for you when you need him.

I don't think he would hurt his daughter physically, but don't test him. He's enough stressed about his victims.

And he would pay too much attention about keeping you safe.

From his hobby, from Nathan, from everything.

[the-glory-regiment]

heyyyy

do you write/know any fanfics or headcannons for glory?

thanks love <33

Yes! I do write some things, I have a few of my fics from the past year on Ao3. I wrote some Bluefour (the name I gave to the 4 boys: Trip, Searles, Rawlins and Sharts) fics as well as some Trearles, as they are my main interest. I had also written a short but fluffy Shaforbes, because well...its the most popular ship in this small little fandom xD

There's some fics on Ao3, though they are mostly Shaw/Forbes. Don't get me wrong, I love that, but we really need some more angst (and Trearles someone please write for Trearles, God I love them so much) please I beg ALL of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

There are some on fanfiction.net, some really great ones. I love those and I want you all to read them, so I'll be linking them.

The Fall of Shaw, a glory fanfic | FanFiction

Timor Mortis, a glory fanfic | FanFiction (This one contains some graphic details about corpses, btw)

As for my headcanons...boy do I have a lot from my obsession last year. My first one I think about is ADHD Trip. This one I could elaborate on more but that's for a different post ":) Then ASD Searles, I also think he's Achillean! Actually you know what here are myBluefour sexuality hcs:

Searles - Gay (Claims the male physique is very attractive, has gotten some weird looks. Never shown interest in women before and sees them as friends rather than potential partners. Just a man-liker in general)

Trip - Also gay, just doesn't realize it ┐(´ー｀)┌

Sharts - Bisexual. Just a curious little guy

Rawlins - Heteroflexible, I liked the idea of him in the original script as having a wife and children, and tbh it's too cute. I do see him forming a very very close bond to another man, one that can be considered romantic.

Some of my other headcanons include a post-Fort Wagner Colonel Forbes, he sort of grows depressed and other angsty things, but he gets through it trust! Also, hc that he is just an alcoholic.

Sharts and Rawlins father-son dynamic very true in my heart. I also hc that they both survived Fort Wagner (Trip and Searles die, just as meant to happen), after that they grow even closer.

I have so many other headcanons, I just can't remember them all. I had them all in a chat with a person I no longer associate with, so a good chunk of the written stuff is gone :( But I'm sure I'll remember when I watch the movie again.

Thank you for asking, I needed a post to start getting back into the blog! Love yoouuuu 💙💙

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Hello, JoJo 👋🏻

First, I wanna say that I dig all of your headcanons because they are awesome and believable! Speaking of headcanons, people usually ask you by giving the kind of y/n they want first ー like how x would be with a cuddly y/n or something along the line ー and then you built up from there right? (Please correct me if I'm wrong 🥹🙏🏻)

Now, what if it's the other way around? I want to know your opinion about what kind of partner would fit tokrev characters based on their personality and background. It's like a matchmaking process, where we see candidate A's qualities and then pick the kind of partner would suit them best. Like for takemichi who initially doubts himself a lot, hina suits him in a way she is an encouraging and secure person. For draken who IMO is pretty masculine (but not in a toxic way), emma who is pretty feminine is a perfect match for him. But I can't imagine the other characters who are yet to have their designated partners, so I want to know your take!

I'm especially curious about baji, kazutora, naoto, shinichiro, and wakasa 👀

Thank you in advance JoJo. Sorry if it's too bothersome

Ah thanks a lot!!! But I don't do ones that are like which reader fits which character best, mainly because I don't have any hc's for that. I can't make my mind up lmao, I can picture all kinds of readers with each of the characters, sorry though!

[the-kr8tor]

Today's Ekko headcanon (sorry, I'm behind 2 days (/ー￣;)) has NO HEADER because I just saw this:

https://pin.it/6sGDdJm6c

(I hope it'll open... please)

SO, Ekko as a punk? I mean, he's already a punk in canon, he just doesn't know. But what about Ekko living in London with the mandem? I can see him and Hobie sharing a flat as rent has been over the top lately, just two buddies sharing a space while fighting for the same cause.

Ekko would be like who Ganke is for Miles, he knows he's spiderman, no big deal though. They'd share clothes if they fit, make cultural meetings with some people from the community, pierce one another if they want to, when they're not on their best moods they'd hide away on their room or just share a blunt.

This is almost like a modern AU, so I think Ekko would have a half time job (maybe as a teacher somewhere near or in some tech-fixing-store ?? forgot how they're called) and on his free time he likes to take free classes of whatever they're having on the museum or library or wherever.

Never told a soul about Hobie's secret identity, acts completely normal about it, just complains when he's the one to stitch him back together. But he does nonetheless, the free class of nursery and first aid were of good use now.

I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN THINKING ABOUT THEM LIVING TOGETHER @@@@ like, imagine you knock on their door? And now there's two handsome men greeting you? You just came to offer a furniture you're getting rid off but now you lost all your words :(

— 🎏

THE PIERCINGS HELP

Daily Ekko HC 💚💚💚

OMFG THEY'RE ROOMMATES!!!!!!! 🥴😳 History will say they're just besties 😂

That's literally perfect AHHHHHH i have no words like imagine this au but r is broke af and sees an ad for a flat needing a third roommate so you take it even tho the it's a bit sus but you have no choice but to meet them up and check out the flat and you find that it's in a decent place and building. Like sure the elevator might never work and the building smells like the 80s but it has a working laundry room and it's in a nice area but then you knock at the apartment door and the most handsome men you've ever seen answers the door 😳

STOPPP THIS IS ALREADY MAKING ME THINK OF THINGS

[nymph-psychology]

♡ john price headcanons: 001 ♡

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cw: mentions of fem!thick/fat/curvy!reader

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i hc that he loves himself a milf; someone who's in her thirties with a kid or two that are young. bonus points if she's single

also, i see him as a man who somehow gets the best sleep of his life by having you lay on top of him in bed, like a weighted blanket. it makes him feel grounded like he's actually human despite all the things he's done in his career but also to cop a cheeky feel

fucking LOVES a squishy tummy; just something else for his rough hands to feel and caress. also, loves kissing any stretch marks on said tummy

well, he kisses all of your stretch marks regardless ー in both a sexy way and an adoration way ;)

he definitely does the dad thing of slapping his thighs before grunting as he gets up from a chair ー you did hear a concerning crack from his knees, and he hasn't lived it down

i also see him as kind of an old-fashioned romantic. for instance, always buys you flowers and keeps one so he knows when to give you new ones, opens every door, walks on the roadside of the pavement, etc

radiates old grumpy cat energy, and no, i will not elaborate

i feel like he'd be the type of man to let you trim his beard once he trusts you enough. totally isn't so he can feel your hands on his face and the comforting weight of your body on his lap

will grumble and give stern yet loving talking to if you ever have a sliver of doubt about why he wants to be with

the man will essentially howl like a dog and act like a horny teenager at the sight of any pudge that spills over from tight clothing, i.e. thigh highs or straps ー he tries to keep it internally, but you can tell when his eyes drill holes at the piece of clothing and how hard his hands are clenching

despite being a captain and high authority figure when someone asks him about going out drinks or something, he always replies with "gotta ask the missus"

keeps a worn-out picture of you in his pocket right over his heart. always kisses when he wakes up, for luck, before bed when he's on deployment

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[aamircoeur]

Can I request Headcanons about Kenji Sato is dating a Volleyball Player! (Y/n) :3

If you have free time 👉👈

Ken Sato with a volleyball player lover ー hcs.

omg baby as someone who plays vball for our school this means sm to me HAHAH tysm 4 the req

sfw. fluff, imagines, hcs. enjoy reading! 🤍UNEDITED

he is so expressive when he comes to your games

his eyes would always be on you and shouts whenever you're in contact with a ball

doing a perfect dig against the enemy's spikes? he's shouting

you set the ball as a save? he's screaming

you can't even imagine how loud he shouts when you spike a ball

"YEAH THAT'S MY BABY!" embarrassing.

but cute tbh

you and him have matching jersey numbers

he keeps saying that soon enough both of you would be known as player number 7: sato

sometimes you guys watch baseball and volleyball tournaments as dates

and during vball ones he'd be so expressive without even knowing what it meant

"what! why couldn't the small guy push it over?"

"only three touches are allowed, baby."

"she could've reached that if she jumped, love!"

"liberos can't jump if they hit the ball, baby."

"oh, she touched the net. that's bad right? that's gotta be bad."

"yes, kenji, it's bad."

the two of you do conditioning together

he helps you with plyos and you guys work on lengthening your stamina together

he prefers working out alone with you and without a trainer

gym dates with him !! and he insists on matching color outfits with you

your team and his mingle sometimes !

there was a day that you both had a game and held the after party for both of your teams at your home

his team liked you a lot, some being fans, and you being fans of others too

but you can never ever say that out loud

kenji would kill the guy that you're a fan of and then himself afterwards

he's so dramatic i love him

you've played volleyball with him before, teaching him the basics and all that u know

he likes playing as a middle blocker, taking advantage of his height

you guys joined an open play that was held near your place and he was everyone's favourite because he kept blocking good hits, w people asking him to play at their team after every set

or maybe it's because he's ken sato

you on the other hand had your own group of 6

you went against his team and it was a tight match

you didn't miss the look that kenji had whenever you thanked and up fived the setter for a great set

you guys went home right after that set, as per his request

[caramelarchive2]

okay okay okay I know you said no stories (understandable the holidays wiped me out too agshwsj) but I just got this random idea in my head and I could wait...!

So you know how voice filters are so normal now? even copying VA's to a seriously convincing level. What if people started using L's usual voice filter? Like nothing malicious, just people posting the craziest shit using THE detective L voice.

voice clips, shit posts, thirst traps, tiktok sounds of his public challenge on kira, people hating and simping on main and L can only helplessly watch. His pride won't allow him to change the filter he uses he made that himself it's his damnit! it'd be useless anyways, they'd just copy that too .

What can he do? are there legal repercussions? can he even copyright that? or is he doomed to be the biggest meme for the next 3 months like all public figures are subject to in life? Does L even notice?

So can I request an L-centric headcanon for this? You don't have to do it right away! Write whenever you feel like it! I just thought it'd be funny. Have a happy holiday!✨

–🍰 anon

That's My Voice! ╾ L

PFFTJSBAHHAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE?! this is the best way to start of 2024 pfft

also I have rested and relaxationed™ so I am doing a hc/story snippet mix!

okay okay yes. let's go.

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It's hard to say how quickly L would notice if this happened. Perhaps on the first day; perhaps he'd remain oblivious until it all blew over. the former is more likely than the latter.

but oh gosh once he notices...

Putting the key in the lock and turning it, you expected to find L standing right in the doorframe to greet you, the affectionate weirdo that he is. But he's staring in horror at one of the monitors lighting the room, mouth wide open and a lollipop forgotten in his mouth.

"y/n, they've stolen my voice!"

he probably hasn't encountered this kind of technology outside of like, criminals faking voices to commit crime or whatever so he's completely confused as to how and why ordinary citizens are using the voice filter he spent months of his childhood tinkering with.

they should make their own! can't he use copyright or something?!

"Oh, don't worry so much, L. It's just a trend, it will blow over quickly! There is no harm in them having fun."

He throws his arms in the air and for a moment you're concerned he's going to tip his seat over again. "What do you mean there's no harm?! They are 'simping,'" with the most dramatic air quotes you have ever seenー L must have learnt the term and immediately decided it did not deserve to be a wordー "for a cartoon man named Miguel from Arachnid-Man! In my voice, y/n!"

And you burst out laughing, which doesn't seem to help at all.

L goes silent and furious for a good hour as he desperately searches for a way to stop this from happening. I don't know the copyright laws myself, but I imagine as it isn't L's real voice and he likely wouldn't have seen the need to apply for a patent (or whatever equivalent there is to protect a voice filter), he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

he would still seriously consider taking these good-for-nothings to court though...

You watch with both a- and bemusement as L taps his bottom lip over and over, fast.

"L," you say, "what are you thinking?"

It's not a good sign when that British accent begins to fall over his words. "I am weighing up how likely it is I would win a court case to sue for millions, strip these imbeciles of the right to technology, and publicly humiliate them. Do you think we could bring back tar-and-feathering...?"

DO NO T LET HIM. hahags it will take a solid hour or more of convincing but L will eventually give up, pouting and dedicatedly following the hashtag #iamLtoo

he might actually learn a lot about popular culture

he might also fall out of his chair in shock and cry

so, you win some, you lose some. maybe it's best to just take away his browsing privileges and remind him of whatever case he's working on. DISTRACT DISTRACT!

you're right, his pride would definitely stop him from trying to stop these "trollers" (he called them trolleys at least three times) via changing his voice filter. He made it himself, he won't give it up because of some teen living in their parents' garage!!! Though he might try to rig a program to detect people using it and delete their accounts or whatever

not sure how to segue into this one but here's another story bit

After finally calming L down and reminding him the tar-and-feather punishment was abolished for a reason, you manage to get into bed for some rest. To your surprise, L joins you, staring expressionlessly at the ceiling. This is what he always does when thinking, so you assume his mind is on the case and he's forgotten about the whole voice fiasco until he starts... cackling.

"L..."

Yep, there's a good chance he'll swing from "this is the most horrible thing that's ever happened to me ever!!??'!;;'!;';!!;"! :(" to quoting the memes.

he might actually really enjoy some of them.

though it's hard to tell if he genuinely thinks some of what these "trolleys" are doing is creative and amusing or if it's just a coping strategy for the next few months.

well, that is until he makes a subtle reference to the most viral of the videos in his next address to the public...

after that I'm afraid the craze sets off once again

L will sit back and watch with a smile

though if one of the uses of his voice filter insults him the whole thing is shut down faster than you can say tar-and-feathers

"You're a strange man, you know that?"

"So is this 'Miguel' character."

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Monsters - Obey Me TSL

[✧] ー I'm obsessed. That's it.

[✧] ー Each kingdom in the TSL series has their own eerie monsters and urban legends. At least to me. Part 1 of my TSL rants <3 all of them will come with the tag #♡ ┊ tsl rants by pk.

Lord of Corruption:

♡ ┊ The Lord of Corruption might have tamed the three headed hellhound, Cerberus, with a breath of fire and destructive nature, but the monsters deep in the forests are much like Chernobyl animals and wildlife. Have you seen the two headed sheeps? The animals in Lord of Corruption's territory are horrifying, way bigger, made of shadow. They corrupt every place they set foot upon. Sacrifices are made once a year, young and innocent humans setting foot into the forest and never coming back.

♡ ┊ If anyone deemed Cerberus scary, they had never seen the monsters lurking the forest.

♡ ┊ The forest is completely off limits for everyone but the Lord of Corruption himself, as he is the only one able to handle the demons. It seems like the hostile monsters had been sealed away by a protection spell from The Lord of Corruption himself. There are rumors that the Lord of Corruption feeds on the magic of these beasts, empowering himself more and more.

Lord of Fools:

♡ ┊ I like to believe that the Lord of Fool's territory has multiple gold and diamond mines. Even magical rocks, and another headcanon of mine is that his empire is much like ancient egyptian empires, with gold south asian castles and deserts.

♡ ┊ Monsters lurk underground. Earthquake? Oh no, it was probably one of the monsters. Some miners lost their lives as the mine collapsed? The mines didn't collapse, monsters took it down.

♡ ┊ Huge, humanoid spiders and scorpions roam the deserts and unknown, ten legged monsters peer at miners in silence when they venture far too deep. These beasts aren't as hostile as the ones in Lord of Corruption's empire, but they can get very mad if someone steps foot into their houses. It's very hard for the people to see what exactly outlines them, but Lord of Fools has the power to detect those. There is always a certain aura surrounding certain golds, and as much as he hates to let go of some, he prefers not to anger the beasts.

Lord of Shadow:

♡ ┊ Lord of Shadow tamed Lotan, but there are still beasts lurking deep underneath his empire, which is pretty much like Venezia, a town on top of water. There are two days in one year that the people bring sacrifices from different empires and drown them for the monsters. 

♡ ┊ As an empire which is used to war and training for it, Lord of Shadows has everything needed to defend the empire from these monsters lurking within.

♡ ┊ Of course, Henry is a great help too, with the ability to surf underwater and shapeshift (another hc of mine). Lotan always accompanies Henry to make sure he's safe while he patreons. Henry trains many guards to patreon under the water and make sure none of the beasts venture too close to the empire, or the surface.

Lord of Masks:

♡ ┊ Finding something suitable for him was hard. But here me out we all remember Hide Behind from Gravity Falls, right? Or at least, Slenderman. So imagine this, creatures as tall as Slenderman, even taller, with no face or form but only a humanoid shape and made of a black void. They can take the form of anyone they meet, mimic them, and observe them enough to take over the victim's life.

♡ ┊ These creatures want to experience the life of humans and demons, so they observe, from the shadows, deep in the night and bit by bit take your life, your personality, and your loved ones.

♡ ┊ The Mimics, as I call them, are hard to detect. Specially since the victims can never be found again, as if The Mimics absorb them. But they have one weakness. They can never take off the masks every citizen and the Lord wears. So every month, at unpredictable days, everyone living in the kingdom attends a ceremony to take off their masks and close their eyes, with only Satan looking at everyone. The Mimics are never found after then, until the next ceremony.

Lord of Lechery:

♡ ┊ The most part of lord of Lechery's fashion comes from the feathers the sirens shed. Note that by Siren, I mean the Greek version, the birds with human head. The thing is, however, that these sirens are way bigger than the Greek ones and way wilder, with an even shorter temper. They're not as hostile as the other monsters in other empires, but they get offended way too quickly 

♡ ┊ They also have a thing for stealing jewelry and pieces of clothing from noblemen and women. Their weakness is mirrors, as these huge Sirens live in constant denial of their appearance and believe themselves to be the most beautiful beings to ever exist.

♡ ┊ These creatures seem to have a liking to the Lord himself, and never steal anything from him. They also find him superior and do listen to him. But who knows? Maye the Lord is using a little it of charming spells too.

Lord of Flies and Lord of Emptiness:

♡ ┊ The lord of Emptiness' grief has casted everlasting shadows that move through the empire. Legends say that if Lord of Flies was not here, the whole empire would be swallowed by these shadows. It is clear to every demon to never step foot into the shadows, as they will fall into a long lasting sleep, never waking up. There is a temple for those who have fell in the trap of these shadows, and the people tending to the temple say that the corpses are stuck in an ever lasting nightmare, being eaten from the inside out by ther own organs. 

♡ ┊ One day every year, shadows take over the empire. The people living there must lock themselves inside at all costs, and protect themselves with charms of light. And whatever they do, they must not let the lights go out until the shadows are gone, no matter what. The duration is not completely set, sometimes it's 2 or 3 hours, and some may last days and weeks. So everyone living in the kingdom has piles and piles of food, canned in magical devices to use.

♡ ┊ Still, the shadows are always tempting and full of temptation. One must not even look outside their window, for they might fall for the shadows' tricks.